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Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 711,082 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 17h - Published: 3/12/2012
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,009 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 199,974 - Reviews: 4232 - Favs: 5,719 - Follows: 6,192 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,466 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Shepherd of the Stars by joestej reviews
When Humanity ventured into the stars, they found they were not alone. And they were not liked. So they learned. How to build bigger, stronger ships. More powerful weapons. In order to survive, they learned to wield the Sword of the Stars. But there was one lesson they hadn't learned. It was called the Mass Effect.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Sword of the Stars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,619 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 148,442 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Just Another Tuesday by BrightestDarkness reviews
In the year 2154, the citizens under the Council suffered a rude awakening when they were assaulted by strange foes beyond imagining, and were aided by mighty allies, who operated beyond reason. The civilizations of the galaxy called this event the most unexpected discovery of all time. The humans called it Tuesday. AU/Fusion.
Crossover - Marvel & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,466 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/9/2014
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,077 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/9/2012
A Soul of Fire by Satire Swift reviews
It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,325 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 12/19/2012
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,993 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/14 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
A World full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68,697 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/18 - Naruto U., OC
Actions and Words by Ekusukallybaa reviews
In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,808 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Team Hawk, Indara
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,934 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 691,873 - Reviews: 3956 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 3,014 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 764,397 - Reviews: 4178 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Dark's Rise by Marshall Angmar reviews
This story chronicles the rise of Harry Potter, the right hand of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Features a dark Harry in Slytherin, from pre-hogwarts to the end of the war. Harry knew nothing of the wizarding world until a teacher from a mysterious school visited him and told him the tale of his father, catapulting him into a world of intrigue, politics and Power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 206,192 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC - Complete
Hunters of Death by DesertChocolate reviews
Decades after the sacrifice of Gipsy Danger, a hopeful mankind looked to the stars. With a army of Jaegers in tow. Now, decades later, the Normandy SR-1 is sent to Eden Prime, and The Shepard Twins, one raised on Earth, the other in space, prepare to show the universe what they're made of. Because sometimes, it takes monsters to kill monsters.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,952 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
The Psychic, The Swordsman, and The Sorcerer by Christopher Scott reviews
Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,134 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,799 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 8/8/2014
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 555,973 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 5,239 - Follows: 4,519 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
Justice League: Fire Shadow by Freedom Guard reviews
My latest creation before I freeze my Halo stories after updating the last two. Naruto after his final mission for the world of his birth lands in a new one and ends up defending it along with other heroes. Possible H route for Naruto only. Now on Ice!
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 237,549 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu intending to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hints of NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,609 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,832 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/30/2014
Monster by Fahad09 reviews
Being Re-posted under new name : A World Full Of Monsters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/2 - OC
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
Discontinued; in the process of a rewrite, to be posted as The Black Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,452 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 5,028 - Follows: 5,512 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 290,420 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 250,732 - Reviews: 3620 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
History's Strongest Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 503,745 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 899,570 - Reviews: 7226 - Favs: 7,614 - Follows: 6,828 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 210,124 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Tobi's Massive Adventure by OnlineImhotep reviews
After a trans-dimensional mishap, Tobi teleports to Omega! He soon meets Shepard and the crew, how will the story change with one of the most powerful shinobi of his generation involved?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,890 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Shepard (F)
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,168 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U.
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,952 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,680 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/20/2011
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7738 - Favs: 6,958 - Follows: 5,820 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All Or Nothing by Darridus reviews
Mr. House claims that in ten years, he'll have colonists set up on the moon. But what about twenty years later? Thirty? The sky is the limit when Mr. House and his top lieutenant discover alien ruins on Mars, and make a discovery that will change the galaxy forever.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 139,615 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Courier
Death Korps of Justice by Lord-of-Change reviews
A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 214,877 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Imperial Guard, Deathstroke
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 706,750 - Reviews: 9140 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/4/2005
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Legion for Westeros by High Plains Drifter reviews
While hunting boar in the Kingswood, Robert Baratheon discovers a lost band of Sell Swords who speak a barely recognizable dialect of Free Cities Valyrian. Befriending them, the King, along with Ser Barristan, returns to their camp; only to discover it is a Castra guarded by an entire Roman Legion. When Robert returns to King's Landing with them, will Westeros ever be the same?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,791 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Robert B., Barristan S.
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen by Schwep reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 5,059 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3804 - Favs: 7,122 - Follows: 7,215 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 305,504 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 351,621 - Reviews: 4202 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 4,757 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Lex Luthor Triumphant by GuapoMendez reviews
Ch. 1: It's been 8 months since Superman disappeared. Ch. 2: What really happened that day when LexCorp Tower trembled? Ch. 3: Is it really Solitude when he's not alone? Ch. 4: Is his heart colder than the Antarctic? Ch. 5: It was a Dark Knight 6. Meanwhile... 7.- Making progress 8.- Truth is what I make of it. 9. Fiat justitia ruat caelum 10. A day in court. 11. Endgame. 12. Ω
Superman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - General Zod/Dru-Zod, L. Luthor, Lois L. - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,837 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 4/14/2007
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,059 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,225 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
A Man of Iron by Mr. Chaos reviews
Antony 'Tony' Stark is the arrogant cousin of Ned Stark whose made his fortune crafting fine weapons for the lords of Westeros. Tony leads a joyful life, doing what he pleases and leaving the politics of the realm to others. But when violent attack nearly ends his life, Tony decides to take action and creates a hero for the people to rally around... a knight known as Iron Man.
Crossover - Ironman & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,205 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, V. Potts/Pepper, Jon S.
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 5,556 - Follows: 4,790 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,433 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Infinite Paths by Lord Mist reviews
There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]
Crossover - X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,829 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 616,054 - Reviews: 4556 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Guardian by Mr.Arkham reviews
AU: A small malfunction in baby Kakarot's spaceship leads to him crash landing on Kami's Lookout. Sensing great potential power and anger inside the child's heart, Kami raises him and changes the DB Universe drastically as a result.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 71 - Words: 270,133 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Goku, Bulma, Raditz, Kami
Property Damage by Kagaseo reviews
Zelretch, bored to death, decides to cause mischief. As a result, the Grail calls upon seven of the most overpowered Servants the Throne of Heroes has in store. In the not so grim darkness of the current present… there can only be property damage. And crazy aliens.
Crossover - Warhammer & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,513 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - The Emperor, Shirō E.
Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,701 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shepard (M)
Unnoticeable by FrivolousThoughts reviews
As superheroes and super villains are growing in number by the day, Peter Parker is stuck juggling the choice between himself and the other personality occupying his life. Donning the famous red mask, he web-slings his way through a world with exciting opportunities as the wonderful, rather insane and Amazing Spider-Man! Chapters 1-14 are currently being revised!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 276,710 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Birth of a Ninja by Captain Enigma reviews
What does it mean to be a ninja? This is the question that guides Uzumaki Naruto through his life as a shinobi of Konoha. Along that path, witness as he meets friends, fights evil, and keeps his eyes fixed on the ultimate dream… [AU beginning at the bell test, where differences in Team 7's choices lead Kakashi to take their training more seriously.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,912 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Dark Messiah by The Urban Spaceman reviews
James Shepard is a convicted criminal, condemned to live out the remainder of his life on the prison ship Purgatory. Six years after his incarceration, the Alliance military makes him an attractive offer; they'll buy his freedom if he agrees to take his dead twin's place as commander of the Normandy and bring a rogue turian Spectre to justice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,836 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Shepard (M)
Devil Among Devils by King of Plot Bunnies reviews
Same story, a different Issei. Warnings! Extremely OOC. Grossly Overpowered Issei. Gary-stu Issei. Characters from other series shamelessly inserted in an awkwardly random manner. Harem, of course. ON HIATUS.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,540 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [H. Issei, G. Rias, Raynare, Gabriel]
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,301 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Arcade G., Courier, Alex M./Zeus
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Shinku Akuma no Iwa by ShadowStar91 reviews
Sarutobi knew Konoha would never treat Naruto right so he sent the newborn out of the village for his own safety. But an acident causes him to end up in Iwa's hands. Now being raised by their greatest enemy, how will the world handle the Crimson Devil of Iwa? NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 160,352 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Naruto U.
What I Did at the Old City,by Urdnot Mordin, Age 5 by Foxfire1 reviews
"We'll name one of the kids after him. Maybe a girl." Unabashed familial fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - U. Wrex
Fate Level Zero by CleverPervertedPriest reviews
Inspired by The Infamous Man. The Holy Grail, warped, twisted, corrupted. Seven Servants. Seven Masters. Six Classes differ from the original. One entertained Evil Spirit. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,630 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,444 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,747 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 312,606 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,994 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Mess Banter by The Abbot of Beregost reviews
Ever wonder about what's going on in Shepard's head? Explore his mind as he makes his way around Mass Effect 2, dealing with resurrection and trying to save the universe. Rated M, for swearing. Now nearing the end of Mass Effect 3!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,966 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Shepard (M)
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 4,845 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Apocalypse Now by Asmarath reviews
During the old republic, a team of scientists discover an extinct civilization on an unknown world far out in the outer rim. By accident, the scientists unleash the greatest predator the galaxy has ever seen. Beware, because Alex Mercer is hungry.
Crossover - Star Wars & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Revan, Alex M./Zeus
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,619 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,279 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,050 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Lucid Berserker by RedhathackerSin reviews
Ilya had wanted to summon the greatest of the Greek Heroes for the Fifth Heaven's Feel, instead she got a Berserker who retained his mind and calls her Ilya-hime. What kind of change can Naruto bring to Fate under the Berserker class?
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,512 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Naruto U., Illyasviel von Einzbern
Grim Encounters by Ordos Yama reviews
In the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millennium: there is only constant war and death. The Imperium struggles to stand strong. The Eldar strive for survival. The Tau seek out their destiny. The Necrons move to reclaim their former glory. The Tyranids continue consuming to sate their endless hunger. De Orks go WAAAAGHH!. The Citadel just doesn't have enough dakka.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,619 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Mock Effect 3 by ClintJohnston25 reviews
Sequel to Mr. Buch's masterful mockery of the first game and my continuation of it. The Shepard twins are trying to save the galaxy, loosely following the game "Mass Effect 3"'s script. Jane tries her best to be a paragon, whilst overcoming John's renegade tendencies and the frustrations of being in command of what has to be the oddest crew ever assembled. (Image Credit Saq02)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,022 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,292 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
ANBU Since Birth by Yinko reviews
What if Naruto had his mind forcibly matured at an early age, and directly after the sealing he was placed in ANBU HQ for six months to a year? He would view the ANBU as his home, and try to get back to them. Pragmatic:Naruto, Parents alive, Subtle:Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,460 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Naruto U.
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Felo de Se by GaleSynch reviews
AU: FemSasuke. Mokuton!Naruto. All she had was her hate and her memories of the dead until a blundering blonde Senju stumbled into her life. FemSasu/NaruSasu. NaruFemSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,888 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Lord of Night by FractiousDay reviews
A probable One-shot I got the idea of after reading Gree's Switch - Night Haunter in Batman's body, what happens?
Crossover - Warhammer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2014
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Throwing Out the Script by Formulaic reviews
One year into Voldemort's rein, a confrontation with the Dark Lord catapults the Boy-Who-Lived into 1975. Will he be content to sit around and let the past repeat itself? Absolutely not. Time Travel. Not very HBP or DH compliant. Awesome!Harry. Eventual Harry/Lily/Narcissa/Bellatrix. Not a smutfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.]
Team Kage by PyrothTenka reviews
After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Crazy Train by baynard reviews
Some of the more interesting things the crew of the Normandy got up to between a suicide mission and saving the galaxy. The things history tries very hard not to associate with their heroes. Not necessarily from the same timeline.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard (M)
The Witch Queen and the Hegemon by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.
Crossover - Ender's Game series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Peter W., Cersei L.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 5,828 - Follows: 6,656 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Genius and Insanity by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
Corin by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
The provoking young Cousland Grey Warden stands squarely in the way of Anora's ambitions.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 286,028 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cousland, Anora
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 4,002 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8072 - Favs: 4,933 - Follows: 3,285 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Transcending Bonds by Wolf's Honour reviews
What does Sasuke see beyond his blade? That is the question he struggles to answer as he slowly remembers his forgotten past. When the question does really matter and he realizes his answer, to whom will he point his blade to: his new bonds or his old ones? Originally written by Imperialpatty /HIATUS/
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,118 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Rukia K., Suì-Fēng
The Adventures of Chappy Rukia! by hunterofcomedy reviews
AU - In the darkest of nights, she appears! Clad in a violet bunny girl suit and armed with a pure white sword and magical ice powers, she fights the evil doers of the streets of Karakura Town! She is the one, the only, Chappy Rukia! Join her as she battles her arch-nemesis, Mystic Ichigo! -IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,723 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - [Rukia K., Ichigo K.]
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6805 - Favs: 8,394 - Follows: 6,605 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
If the Villagers Were Right by Kythorian reviews
What if the villagers were right about Naruto after all? What if he really WAS the Kyubi in human form? The Fourth's seal might have held back the chakra of the nine-tailed fox, but what is the mind of a newborn against that of the greatest of the tailed-beasts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Birds And Spiders by Nightwolv reviews
Kaine the now cured clone of Spider-man has taken up the mantle of the Scarlet Spider. What happens when he is unwillingly placed in the DC universe and comes into contact with a certain group? May be rated M later
Crossover - Spider-Man & Birds Of Prey - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,835 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10050 - Favs: 9,713 - Follows: 6,951 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Healing by HissingSnake reviews
Post S1 finale. Amon survives the explosion. So too does the Equalist movement, with a new leader. Desperate to end the ongoing rebellion, Korra turns to the one person who may help her understand and stop the violence...Amon. Canon until the release of Book 2, Amorra content.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,176 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
The Prismatic Edge by Sage of Eyes reviews
Reincarnation is a funny thing, especially when its not what you're expecting it to end up being. Shirou Emiya learns this the hard way, and wackiness ensues. A Prisma Ilya Crossover, Enjoy and Review.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern
Wanderer's Diary by Three Rejects reviews
Most know of the so-called messiah of the Capital Wasteland, the man known only as the Lone Wanderer. To the righteous, he is a saviour. To the evil, he is a nightmare made manifest. And to those who actually know what he's like as a person, he's a dangerous nutjob with some serious psychological issues.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,168 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Nova Roma by The Moidart reviews
The Dam has fallen and the NCR is thrown back. New Vegas' future now rests in Caesar's hands and one Courier turned Legionary.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,425 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Courier, Caesar - Complete
In Flight Gaiden: Playing with Tropes by Satire Swift reviews
An alternate continuation of Gabriel Blessing's fanfic In Flight. After Shirou discovers the website known as TVTropes, things start to get weird for him and his flock with the arrival of a rather unexpected man, courtesy of Zelretch...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,336 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 638 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
Skipping by missmissa85 reviews
You don't just skip through sixty years of American history. The results are often quite painful, as a young intern has to explain to an Army captain out of his era. .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,265 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
Begetting Hate by Feral Smile reviews
[Cycle of Hatred: Book Two]In this world there is good and there is evil, but the two aren't mutually exclusive, and the world isn't in black and white. After all, villains rarely see themselves as evil.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Hanabi H., Karin
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Vestigial Mercies by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
AU: What if Kiritsugu had saved a very different sort of distorted person from the fire? A 17 year old Kotomine Kirei finds himself fighting Heaven's Feel in Shirou's place. This cannot end well.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,788 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012
Legendary Warrior by Psudocode Samurai reviews
It was myth, legend. The one that had trained the Sage of Six Paths...It was worth the risk, he had to see if it was true... A Naruto/DBZ Abridged story! Humor, smack talking, and a pecking order.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 290 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Mister Popo, Naruto U.
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 309 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Throwing Shadows by Feral Smile reviews
[Cycle of Hatred: Book One]Heroes are beacons of hope and justice. They burn with intense light, illuminating the way for the next generation. However, the brightest lights throw the darkest shadows. This is the journal of one such shadow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,834 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Itachi U., Karin - Complete
Upgrade by MakaMaka reviews
Persona 4. Biker gangs across the region hung up their leather jackets in resignation when they heard the news.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Kanji T. - Complete
We Band of Brothers by TwinEnigma reviews
In one future, Damian Wayne serves as mentor to the younger brothers he'd never expected. A series of one-shots of varying length, in no order. Contains spoilers for the entirety of Batman Beyond. Other spoilers by chapter.
Crossover - Batman & Batman Beyond - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Damian W./Robin, Terry M., Matt M.
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,413 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Darkest Lord by Lord Darth Master reviews
A galactic accident sends an entire Sith fleet four thousand years into the future. From there, Darth Revan is forced to re-establish power and launch war against the empire, while the Rebel Alliance is caught between the two Sith forces.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,678 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Revan, Bastila S.
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Ciaphas Cain and Commander Shepard: Blame the Eldar by Full-Paragon reviews
When the machinations of an eldar fareer drop an entire world full of Imperial Guard, Orks, and Eldar into the Mass Effect Universe, both worlds are forever changed. Switches between the perspectives of Commissar Ciaphias Cain and Commander Jane Shepard. Rated M for language, adult situations and violence.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - C. Cain, Shepard (F)
The Shadow Of A Flash by ThatDudeCalledBob reviews
The only thing Naruto hated more than the whispering behind his back was trying to live in his father's shadow. Sometimes, just sometimes, he wondered what life would be like if his father had sealed the Kyuubi instead of the Sandaime. AU. Minato lives. Quiet Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,403 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 591 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,612 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Uncertain Beyond by TwinEnigma reviews
The future is not certain. It's always changing, but some things remain constant. Damian saves Terry's life and, sometimes, Terry saves his. Warnings for character death, timey whimey shenanigans, spoilers for JL Generation Lost, Batman 666 and 700, and others by chapter.
Crossover - Batman & Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Damian W./Robin, Terry M. - Complete
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 274 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 982 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. One-shot sequel now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,971 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heart of Sword by Syroc reviews
FSN/P4 crossover oneshot. After failing to attain his ideals in the Fifth Holy Grail War so catastrophically as to somehow succeed in preventing it from unleashing doom upon the world while still getting almost everyone killed, Emiya Shirou is kicked out of Fuyuki by Rin, and ends up in the sleepy town of Inaba. Things happen, and somehow Shirou appears on the midnight channel...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
A Dalek Lantern by Gree reviews
The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Daleks
Dakka Effect by Maito Eleven reviews
A galaxy that faces peril from a long impending extermination, finds itself host to mysterious aid/threat/salvation/doom, which only time may tell if they are there to save it... or plunge it into destruction.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Orks
A Hollowed Existence by Phailen reviews
The night Kurosaki Ichigo encountered his first hollow was the night everything went bad for him. In the space of a few minutes he finds himself completely and utterly changed, left with only an eternal feeling of hunger.Arrancar!Ichigo.Dark Themes.Adopted by IchiFell.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,132 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Apacci
More Tales from the Black Millenium by Michael Khale reviews
Wherein Blackadder meets Ciaphas Cain. Hilarity ensues.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - C. Cain
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Avenging by Gree reviews
Inquisitor Fury gathers some of the strangest beings in the Imperium to defend it. A fusion fic with Warhammer 40k. Originally posted over at Spacebattles.
Crossover - Warhammer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Inquisition
Alternate Timeline by Etc Flip reviews
An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,019 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Average by Death2Deadlines reviews
Oneshot collection - Shikamaru meets a girl he can actually hold a civilized conversation with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shikamaru N., Tenten
All Heaven With Its Power by MaySoFarAway reviews
Steve Rogers is sent on a diplomatic mission to treat with some unlikely allies, along with an unlikely expert. And some things are watching. Sandman/Fables/Hellboy/Good Omens/Buffy/Etc. characters might make some cameos...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,526 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ouroboros: Side Stories by maneyan reviews
A complement fic to "Naruto: Ouroboros" wherein we'll explore some of the other people in the Ouroboros version of the narutoverse. If you're interested, make sure to have read the main fic first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,641 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011
The Emperor's Modest Proposal by Black-Librarian Skirath reviews
The Emperor, lord and master of Mankind, gathers the nobles of Terra loyal to him during the Unification Wars to inform them of his future plans...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - The Emperor - Complete
When Only Memory Remains by Fullmetal Catalyst reviews
Twenty-five years after the Reapers' defeat, four krogan go on their Pilgrimage to the Citadel. Unlike their Rite, this is a time not for combat, but for listening...listening, as Urdnot Wrex tells them of the era to which he belonged. An epilogue to ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - U. Wrex, Liara T'Soni - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Fate:Zero Sense by The Infamous Man reviews
In the beginning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, seven Masters summoned their Servants to fight. However with the exception of one, six Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,266 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Waver V. - Complete
This Calls For A Drink by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
It was common knowledge that Commander John Shepard, N7 marine, first human Spectre, proud fiend of slavers, grudging savior of the galaxy, professional armed lunatic and notorious bamf, would do almost anything for a decent drink. Rated M for Manly. Chapter 7: Special Tactic Minsc.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,859 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shepard (M)
The Shinobi Test: The Shikamaru Solution by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? – There is often more than one way to solve a problem. How would Shikamaru have handled the issues of Wave? Arc 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Born a Potter, Raised a Black by lia-leigh reviews
The Dark Lord attacks the Potters when Harry is three-years-old, and Harry ends up with adoptive parents who are loyal to Voldemort. Harry's going to end up being dark. AU, obviously. R & R. Complete as of July 24, 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,208 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3860 - Favs: 10,528 - Follows: 9,956 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Looking Glass Wars by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Two Shot. In some ways, losing Zuko is worse than losing Lu Ten.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
New California Dreaming by Hotpoint reviews
Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,296 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009
Debt of a Sword by gabriel blessing reviews
A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 484 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 01/Miya A. - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,162 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 263 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Bacon Sandwiches, And Other Stories by Witchy Bee reviews
Mini-drabbles - Features Moist von Lipwig and many more characters. Hogswatch edition is now up!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Moist von L.
NU: The Killing Joke by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, X-over/Fusion, EVIL/INSANE/NARUTO. "I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... Stranger..."
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,996 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Joker
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Immortality by Ronnie James Dio reviews
A closer look at the lives of Shepard and those closest to him. Written from multiple perspectives: Shepard, Miranda, Garrus, Thane, and Samara. Rated M for language, violent imagery, and sexual themes. Shepard/Miranda. Updated!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,658 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Mass Effect: Circular by Gregg Landsman reviews
It was not the beginning of the end. It was not the end of the end. It was simply the end of the beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,464 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Shepard (F)
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 5,524 - Follows: 3,967 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Mass Effect 3: A Crucible in More Ways Than One by Sudentor reviews
Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Security Problems by Soxman reviews
In the genre of "Who trains Naruto before the Chunin exam finals" there have been many characters used, but to this point, not one of the most prominent characters in the universe. So without further ado, Danzo trains Naruto. One-shot... for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Naruto U.
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Mock Effect 2 by ClintJohnston25 reviews
Sequel to Mr. Buch's masterful mockery of the first game. The twins Jane & John Shepard are exploring the galaxy, loosely following the game "Mass Effect 2"'s script. Along the way they poke fun at the various plot holes/inconsistencies they encounter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,476 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Picking Your Battles by Durandall reviews
A deconstruction of one particular element common in Haruhi fanfiction that's meant to end on a positive note. A rewrite to give all of the characters involved a fairer showing.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Angels of the Storm by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
The Reapers have come, doom threatens the galaxy and it is time for Malleus Scandarum and his brothers to stand firm and face the oncoming storm. ME3 Specfic, sequel to Hammerhand, complete.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 195,460 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Space Marines - Complete
All Roads Lead to Rome by Alemantele reviews
In the end, it didn't really matter what road he took. Tom Riddle's destiny was, is and will always be in the form of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Choose: the rest is in the details by Lens of Sanity reviews
I've heard good things about Evil, and after I made my choice I've gotta tell you, it feels good, very good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P.
Under Review by Halbarad reviews
It's a new year at school, and Haruhi's frustrated with the state of affairs in the Brigade. In order to get things back on track, she decides to give everyone their annual review... Diverges after book 8.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,774 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 362 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Fabula Rasa by clockwork starlight reviews
A blank story. Because physics doesn't apply to relationships, so I can totally make something out of nothing. DevArt 100themes. A serious attempt at a mostly serious story. I wandered away from canon in 2009 and I am not going back. Just so you know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 68,649 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 4,587 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Emiya by Saphroneth reviews
Kakashi forgot to read the latest in the files on his team. Had he done so, he might have noticed that Naruto had lived through an extra decade of experience in the last week, gaining the abilities of someone from another world. Pretty much pure crack.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 464 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When the Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser, so that he'll be raised in a secure, supportive environment until he grows up. Unfortunately, the family chosen are the Potters. Situation: FUBAR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Bruce Has A Problem by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It knows him, it has him, it will not go away ...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Perfection by TwinEnigma reviews
He has always, in a way, known his brother. Now he understands him. A now adult Damian Wayne and his clone, the one his mother Talia intends to replace him with, meet on the rooftops. Violence, futurefic. one shot
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Damian W./Robin, Talia al Ghul - Complete
Shinji the Ninja Pirate by Adam Epp reviews
Every story needs a hero. Some guy who'll sacrifice himself for the greater good. Shinji the Ninja Pirate is not that guy. Now, in the eighth chapter, he must work together with Asuka or the entire world will explode.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,618 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Shinji I.
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Seven Conversations that Never Happened by GardenerKing reviews
A series of conversations, some long, some short, any one of which might have significantly altered the history of the Seven Kingdoms.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Ah Yes, Reapers by Warboss Awshum reviews
Councilor Velarn's skepticism eliminates the Reaper threat.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Kiss With a Fist by popehippo reviews
She fights and has a compulsion to destroy public property and the public along with it. He's addicted to cigarettes, sniper rifles and flipping off political figures. Together they fight crime while committing some of their own. In short: a love story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,650 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
You're NOT my best friend anymore! by JackOfBladesX reviews
After the battle at Tenchi bridge, Naruto and Sasuke meet...and decide to find different best friends. Insanity ensues. Note Naruto/Sasuke friendship. Not Yaoi. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu by Diresquirrel reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 242 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
House Pride by SCWLC reviews
A very interesting diary is found and turns the perception of the Houses of Hogwarts upside-down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Dean T., Salazar S. - Complete
Alternatives by ncfan reviews
He was all set for bloody revenge until Karin got one of her infamous bright ideas and gave him a business card she'd picked up in the last village. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/6/2011
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 1,655 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Hammerhand by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
Honour the Chapter, honour the Emperor, honour the Imperium. Easy oaths to keep when in a world you can understand. Far, far harder, when a place steeped in heresy calls for aid and duty forces your hand to answer.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,150 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Consequences Of A Letter by Manchester reviews
A greasy git mused, *I wonder if I can manipulate things so that all of those idiots manage to wipe each other out, including that Potter brat, leaving me the sole survivor. Headmaster Snape, Vanquisher of Voldemort. That has a rather nice ring to it.*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Embrace of Chaos by Solvdrage reviews
The world will soon wish that the Boy Who Lived died. For now, he has been claimed by Dark and Unnatural Gods. Chaos!Harry. DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Thoughts of a God Emperor by Jed Rhodes reviews
Thoughts of the God-Emperor of Mankind. Not entirely serious.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Accidental Hero of the Galaxy by Random Equinox reviews
Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,673 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Of the Gold Clad Behinds of Patricians by Linxcat reviews
Moist had never addressed a crowd this big before. He'd never been in a position of such authority without the oddly reassuring notion that if he made a total prat of himself and messed everything up, Vetinari would just hang him. Again.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Moist von L. - Complete
Ex Tempore by TwinEnigma reviews
It's chuunin exam time again and Naruto decides to make Sasuke the proctor for the information gathering test. Hilarity Ensues. Follows my one shot "Delivery"; Naruto and Sasuke friendship, implied NaruSaku, mentioned SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/27/2010
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Tyrant by Minstrel Knight reviews
AU. Sirius defeats Voldemort in Godric's Hollow but is disenchanted by the Wizengamot. A story of intrigue and rebellion, inspired by the history of Julius Caesar. Sirius descends from politician to army general to dictator, while Harry and Draco grow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,607 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Way Is Shut by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
All According to the Master Plan by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
For the Planet by Adrian Tullberg reviews
When supervillians go green ...
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 158 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 254 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 284 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Bleach Omake Files by Innortal reviews
It seems even the Bleach Universe is affected by the Infinite Loop. How will Ichigo handle being an Anchor?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,775 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,325 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5800 - Favs: 8,842 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Doctor What? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Doctor What: New Timelines by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Sequel to 'Doctor What' Ginny and ‘the Doctor,’ aka Harry, are now wanderers in the fourth dimension, intertemporal tourists, occasional heroes, trouble-magnets and sources of weirdness in the lives of everyone they encounter…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 198 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Naoto Shirogane, Ace Detective by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A Special Detective Notebook and the two investigations of 2011.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Emperor's Ward: A Ciaphas Cain Story by The Naked Pen reviews
With Commissar Ciaphas Cain lounging around in a luxurious hospital with a broken leg, he finally seems to be out of danger. But when a Chaos shuttle rams the building and cultists swarm the corridors, a Commissar's gotta do what a Commissar's gotta do.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 4,953 - Follows: 907 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Alternate Hosting by TwinEnigma reviews
Nine tales, one for each member of the Rookie Nine, each one a host of the Kyuubi. Oh the differences the choice of jinchuuriki makes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Blackadder 40K: Tales from the Black Millennium by Michael Khale reviews
It is the 41st millennium, and there is only Blackadder.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Knight by Denial and Deception reviews
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,603 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P.
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Laying the Smakethdown: Uzumaki Style by Vesvius reviews
A gift from the Sandaime leads to Naruto defeating his enemies in ways previously thought impossible! Wrester!Naruto. WARNING: Check Sanity at the Door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U.
His Father's Son by marvel26 reviews
Power is not given. It must be taken - The Godfather III
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 211 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Synchronization by Adam Epp reviews
Shinji gains unimaginable power and uses it to do what he’d always wanted to do but never could.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Distorted Games by Hate Rabbit reviews
After killing the Dursleys, Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban. Years later, when the magical community needs him the most, they free him. Only they didn't get what they expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,445 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 860 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 269 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Yo Ho by Jetamors reviews
Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Denial We Trust by Laryna6 reviews
Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 159 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,507 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Trouble With Crystals by Sith Lord Darth Revan reviews
Knights of the Old Republic, Prequels crossover. Searching for a way to counter the Sith threat, Revan turns to an ancient Sith device, with unexpected results.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,331 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Revan
Zuko the Immortal by underground42 reviews
You know those days when your sociopathic sister gives you a poison that will kill you unless you keep your heart rate up? And then you have to run all over the city trying to capture the Avatar for her so you can get the antidote? It's one of those.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Zuko
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5311 - Favs: 9,555 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pencils by Goonlalagoon reviews
Random story about Drumknott and his rapidly diminishing supply of pencils. Set after Making Money.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Drumknott, Moist von L. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 194 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Hero of a Thousand Retreating Backs: Harry Potter by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Male Bonding by glamaphonic reviews
Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Run Ichigo Run by Franchise reviews
Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The REAL Sound Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
At a young age, Uzumaki Naruto had a chance encounter that would change his life. Now, he is putting what he learned to good use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 291 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 422 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 720 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 211 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 204 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 356 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 131 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Turned Traitor by Diva-esque reviews
Three traitors, three other ways things could have gone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 559 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Late! by Soul's Confession reviews
Hatake Kakashi was waiting for his team. It was a novel experience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 506 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete