Screech Owl
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Joined 09-21-08, id: 1698486, Profile Updated: 02-08-10
Author has written 3 stories for Push, Star Wars, and Twilight.

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the
point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
"
- George Bernard Shaw


Hey! The name's Alli. I'm a college sophomore from New York, majoring in Art History. In fandom I usually go by the pen name Love and Rock Music, which is my main account here at FF.net, but I created this one to host all my guilty pleasure fan fiction. That's pretty much everything I make fun of other authors for, including but not limited to: Charmed, Twilight (mostly Alice/Jasper), Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Princess Diaries (book series), Harry Potter smut, lame poetry, and various bad movies that are graced by my favorite actors.

'The screech owl' is the only name the King James version of the Bible uses to refer to Lilith, who tradition identifies as the first wife of Adam. Lilith refused to submit to Adam's authority because she believed that they were equal partners. Eventually she chose to leave the Garden and live away from God (which, in the Bible, is a big deal). Because of this she was renamed as a bird demon that ate babies, and Adam was given a new wife, Eve. So here's to women behaving badly! To having a questionable reputation! To thinking for yourself instead of listening to the men! Lilith, in your name I write.

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Jake and Ness Finally Do It by silveraure reviews
Five years after Breaking Dawn... Emmett and Rosalie give Jacob and Nessie access to their "love shack" for their first night together... will it be as awkward as we all hope? Sit back and enjoy this ridiculous and irreverent glimpse into the future!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Missed Opportunity by Mus4u reviews
Two unrelated drabbles written for comment fic. slight Nick/Cassie
Push - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Cassie H., Nick G. - Complete
Cullen Moments by nightdancers reviews
A series of snapshots of the lives of the Cullens after Alice and Jasper joined them, before Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,982 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Afterglow by Burning Ice reviews
It’s a proven fact that 'intimacy' the evening before a demanding physical activity such as a marathon or an epic final battle will improve a woman’s performance, but damage a man’s, the following day. Night before the comet Zutara, Lemon, One-shot, PWP
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Katara, Zuko
The One You Knew by Light of Jah reviews
Six times Iroh accurately read Zuko's heart, and one time he didn't. ZukoxKatara. One shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Stay by justcallmefaye reviews
And with a word, he took them over the brink, and she wondered if she'd enjoy the fall even after striking the ground. Zutara. Drabbly little snapshot of a scene.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2009 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
Beyond the Rising Sun by justcallmefaye reviews
COMPLETE. Post Series. In the end, it would be about growing up and looking back and moving on and finding out that some things only grow stronger with time. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,592 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Azula - Complete
Frantic by Justine Lark reviews
“Do you have any idea how close I came to crossing the line today?” How close? What went through Edward's mind when Bella went to La Push and how does he come to terms with her visits? An emotional Eclipse missing moment from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
Of Scarlet Lace by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
Someone once said that scars were a reminder that our past was reality. But Jasper Hale’s scars weren’t merely reminders of his past. No, they were undeniable proof of the monster that he had once been.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
One Journey by PotterAnon reviews
A series of shortish drabbles from various stages of Draco and Ginny’s relationship. Hey, what can I say? I’m in the mood for something soppysmutty… WARNING: SEX AND SWEARING SCENES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Got Her Ring by drcjsnider reviews
Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Saturday Evening Post reviews
Oneshot. Renesmee and Jasper on a sunny afternoon. A little bit of fluff about family ties and technicalities.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Path of the Chosen One reviews
Short stylistic poem chronicling the life of Anakin Skywalker, emphasis on Anakin/Padmé.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Velle reviews
Nick deals with feelings for sixteen-year-old Cassie. Contains language and slight smut.
Push - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Nick G., Cassie H. - Complete