J.B Nicole
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Joined 09-21-08, id: 1698825, Profile Updated: 12-17-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

I have to say I forgot to update my profile a long time ago.

Two links you should have:

To my blog if you want to keep up with the progress of the stories: http://www.bellevicieux.blogpost.com That's french for beautiful Vicious, story I'll explain one day

To my Deviant Art, although I haven't uploaded anything yet: http://www.jackiebreenicole.deviantart.com

To my FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~jbnicole

I have finally turned fourteen July 26th '09.

I am so very sorry that I haven't updated my story around what.. A year now? Whoa, it's been that long. I've had this massive authors block since January that I hope to break over this winter break. I doubt anyone will visit the profile and check this out; but just letting you know this is here.

I am so very obsessed with:

Bella/Emmett

Bella/Edward

Bella/Carlisle

Bella/Jacob

Edward/Jacob

Edward/Bella/Emmett

Edward/Bella/Carlisle

Edward/Emmett

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM

IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Write this if you have someone who likes ou that you TOTALLY hate.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

My name is Sarah,

I am but three.

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad.

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car!

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping,

He shouts ugly words.

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more.

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I sradish to bawl.

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream,

But its now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD YOU CONSIDER NAMING IT EDWARD OR BELLA COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Rosalie Cullen: Better Than You Since 1916

Alice Cullen: Quikier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you can’t appreciate the divine hotness of Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.


You're so obsessed with Twilight that every time you look at your boyfriend you get pissed and scream at him: SPARKLE YOU FOOL! SPARKLE!


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!). Crazy is when you tell your boyfriend he should be more like Edward and through Twilight at him. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14747 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Taters7 reviews
Bella Swan mother Died when Bella was just 2 years old. Now living with a father that beats her and having a crush or maybe even in love with her English teacher Edward Cullen Bella dosnt know what to do, What will her teacher do to help her. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,856 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home is Where the Heart is by Taters7 reviews
Edward and Daughter Nessie are living on the streets, cold hungry and homeless. Bella and gay friend Jasper, are there to help the small family.....in more ways then one. SLASH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Edward, Jasper
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,018 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Christmas Doesn't Just Happen Accidently by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Yes, my title makes no sense. But neither do the stories. Here it is again, the supernatural fic advent calender by me, and Madam Mimm. There'll be a new fic every day in the lead-up to Christmas. Various ratings, M just to be safe. Destiel and Sabriel. Fluff-Angst.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,815 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Seven Minutes in Heaven by DramaticField reviews
The night takes an unexpected turn and Rosalie gets pregnant. Read & review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Wicked, The Zen Tribal Musical by HigherMagic reviews
Highschool AU: It's Castiel's senior year. One year before he can finally be free from his abusive father, and he's ready to go through it nice and quiet and leave with as much going for him as he can to get into a good college. Enter the Winchesters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,139 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Secrets and Sacrifices by MillieKittan reviews
Max lives a secret double life, unbeknown to her long time friends at school. When Nick begins attending the same school as her, their lives begin to entwine closely...full summary inside. AU. No Wings. Fax fluff. Violence, language, maybe other Ms later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 156,337 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
No, He Can't Read My Poker Face by HigherMagic reviews
It's a Masquerade Ball. Normally something Castiel would want to avoid – too many people getting drunk while taking part in the total lack of inhibitions that a mask can give them. The last part, well, Castiel intends to take full advantage of.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
WANTED! by WhiteGirl513 reviews
Alice, Rosalie, Max, Bella, Artemis, Emmett, Jasper, Edward, Fang, and Iggy all meet at a school, run away from the school, and cant seem to get away from this school, now they have things calling themselves vamps, and they want them.. All human.. for now
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,954 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 9/12/2008
Bride Of A Mobster by AliBelly reviews
Bella was taken by the Irish Mafia when she was eight. Edward bcomes her friend. What will happen when the leaders of the mob decide that they are to marry? When a stalker and a Slave business come into it, how will young Bella survive? ExB. Mobward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,403 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Have And Have Knots by slutpunk reviews
Oneshot. Wincestiel. Dean decides that Sam needs to learn the consequences of spying.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Promises by destielshipper reviews
AU: Castiel and Dean have been together for more than six years and are still happily married but what happens when a tragic accident leaves Castiel with severe memory loss and gives the guys their biggest challenge yet?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,699 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Very Supernatural Advent Calendar by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Fics posted every day, right up until christmas : Fluff, porn, angst...luck of the draw really. : Destiel, Sabriel etc. T right now WILL BE M IN LATER CHAPTERS just fyi.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
One of the Boys by celesticbliss reviews
My entry for the 'Fun With Your Clothes On' one-shot contest. Bella is sick of being one of the boys. Alice and Rosalie give her a makeover to help her seduce Edward Cullen. Will it work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tied Up and Vulnerable by slytherinxxx reviews
Hermione awakes to find herself at the mercy of two Slytherin bad boys. Smut ensues. Warnings: strong lemon, light bondage, language. DM/HG/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Relapse by paperstorm reviews
Dean can't keep living like this, he can't keep walking this tightrope never knowing which way he's going to fall. He needs to know one way or the other. A tag for 'Scarecrow', 1x11. Part of my Deleted Scenes series. Explicit Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
As We Forgive Those by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Priest!Cas meets with a couple who are about to get married. Dean's already feeling guilty when he enters the church with Lisa, and then it gets so much worse, because Dean recognises the priest, from the bar where they met.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,462 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sweet and Sexy Mistakes by LoveEpicLove reviews
An expert on the dynamics between men and women, Damon Salvatore knows his uptight new publicist could use his help getting a date. The only problem is, the more time he spends with her, the more he realizes he doesn't want her dating anyone but him!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,509 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Camisado by Sophz456 reviews
They told her it was suicide. She didn't believe them. The mission? Maintain the cover, get inside and extract the targets safely. Simple, right? Bella Swan used to think so... until she met Edward Masen. E/B AH. Sequel - Heavy In Your Arms - in progress.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 161,847 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inner Demons by GeronimoPond reviews
Haunted Sequel. When Edward and Bella's daughter starts to show interesting symptoms, can they finally put their inner demons to rest once and for all? AH. Rated M for theme and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,111 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 401 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outed by Phantom-of-Fantasy reviews
The sequel to "Closeted", following the boys into their future...Will this be a happily ever after? Or will the shadows from their past come back to haunt them?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Protect You by Make-My-Heart-Burst reviews
Daltonverse, Jogan. Logan finds out about Julian's stalker and comes to the rescue. Characters belong to Mama CP, and the whole Dalton Dynasty
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Basking in the Light of our Love by SweetT129 reviews
Sequel to A Light in the Darkness. This story follows Carlisle and Bella in their life as newlyweds, beginning the morning after their wedding. Many surprises to come for the new husband and wife. What will they be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,157 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
You Belong To Me by queendraconis reviews
A fic of CP Coulter's Dalton. Julian/Logan with mentions of Logan/Blaine. There's always been a place that he goes to escape his problems. This time it's where problems get solved.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Happy Birthday Sammy by paperstorm reviews
Birthday porn! *throws confetti* There's really very little plot, just our boys celebrating Sam's birthday. Wincest. A hint of angst, but mostly schmoop. It takes place today - May 2, 2011 - so, ergo, in Season 6.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Voyeur by GothicTemptress reviews
A demure princess visits Cullen Castle. She perceives a few interesting things about the inhabitants & Prince Edward discovers that beneath her customary veil of piety, a dangerously inquisitive creature lurks, much to his pleasure. An erotic One Shot exploring voyeurism and the delicious seduction of a virgin tempted to pull aside her maiden's veil to do more that just watch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 407 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skinny Dipping by Whatsername Lambert reviews
Kurt's family just got a pool and he wants to invite Blaine over for a nice, romantic moonlight swim. Blaine, however, has other ideas.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4994 - Favs: 11,505 - Follows: 1,314 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Closeted by Phantom-of-Fantasy reviews
Spin-off story based on CP Coulter's "Dalton"... JOGAN Julian/Logan pairing ... What happens when Derek finally decides that Julian and Logan need to come clean to each other about their best kept dirty little secrets?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Baby by beegurl13 reviews
What happens when you give your heart to a boy, and he decides he doesn't want it? How many times can you watch him with other girls and still take him back? What if he called you his Baby? What if you loved him? O/S written for FAGE - All Human, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,830 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drawing by Sandrasandrah reviews
When Julian is bored and his boyfriend's sleeping, he finds the most unusual ways to entertain himself. Characters belong to CP Coulter.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Give Him A Reason by CPCoulter Writes My Canon reviews
Logan wasn't just about to let Julian walk out of Dalton...he needed to give him a reason to stay BASED OFF CP COULTER'S DALTON- SEXUAL SITUATIONS
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Is That Your Hand? by CPCoulter Writes My Canon reviews
Julian's back hit the wall with a thud, Logan's voice low in his ear, "Just because we're in public, doesn't change the fact that you're mine." BASED OFF CP COULTER'S DALTON
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
I Dare You by LoveTheLemon reviews
"Blaine's brow furrowed again, and he turned away from Kurt, pacing quickly. Friend, mentor, protector, Blaine told himself, friend, mentor, protector. But something had changed. David's look had snapped something in him." Rated M for Mansex. Seriously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pamphlets by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
This is what came from my Post-Original Song Klaine Coma. Finn catches Kurt reading his pamphlets. Together with Blaine, they educate themselves on the finer points of gay sex. More comedy than smutty; fluffy with a side of innuendo.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Relax by fagur fiskur reviews
Kurt is nervous and Blaine takes preemptive measures to calm him down. K/B. WARNINGS: Sexual content.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Quest For Sexy by queerpoet reviews
In a quest to be sexy, Kurt enlists Puck. How will Blaine react?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Before We Wake by CPCoulter Writes My Canon reviews
Logan's eyes found the printed words at the top of the paper -DALTON ACADEMY STUDENT REMOVAL FORM- "LARSON!" BASED OFF CP COULTER'S DALTON AU ending to Chapter 23 Jogan
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Cheerios and Footballers by shivvy1080 reviews
Originally, Blaine hadn't planned on trying out for the football team at McKinley. My first smut fic. Cheerios!Kurt and Football!Blaine. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Anniversary Ride by L Crawford reviews
Glee Prompt fill. Kurt/Blaine Limo!sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Favorite Accident by sunxsleepsx reviews
"Don't think I won't tell your father about this."She said.Draco glared at her,his eyes clouding."I think if you know what's best for you,you will do no such thing,Pansy.""She'll be your worst accident"Pansy warned."She'll be my favorite one."Smuttish M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirt by AquilusNyx reviews
Blaine had never thought of Kurt sexually. How could he, when the other boy was never dirty? Klaine smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by silverdragon77 reviews
When a game of I've Never turns raunchy at the Warblers' annual "bonding night" sleepover, Kurt ends up sharing more information than he expected. A Glee Kink Meme fill. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ticklish by Evil Crazy Willow reviews
Kurt Hummel was a number of things: talented, smart, a great dresser and very ticklish as Blaine Anderson would soon find out... Rated M to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Little Wifey by hardly-noticeable reviews
A fill for the Glee kink meme on Livejournal. Basically, Blaine has a kink for domestic, little wife Kurt and Kurt decides to fulfill his fantasies. Strong M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Road Trip Rendezvous by ReluctantFangirl15 reviews
Blaine has a little fun with Kurt during a long road trip.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Anything For You by iAmTheWallflower reviews
Kurt's really starting to wonder when, or if, anything is going to happen between him and Blaine. Because at this rate, he's not sure how long it'll be before he just jumps Blaine's bones.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Let Me Take Your Temperature by T. A. Aberforth reviews
Kurt thinks he's sick. Blaine can't find the regular thermometer. Lemonade! One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Locked In A Loveless Marriage by LoveEpicLove reviews
When Elena asks Damon Salvatore for a loan, he agrees on the condition that she marries him. What happens when she finds herself falling in love with a man who has told her he will never love her? AU. All human.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,326 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Cracks in the Crystal Ball by SydneyAlice reviews
A fortune teller promised Bella that she'd lose her heart to a green-eyed boy. Six years and two kids later, a husband and wife struggle to rekindle the passion they once shared. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 4,865 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Mysterious Case Of Mistletoe Fever by RZZMG reviews
Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wrought Iron Fence by MusicalCatharsis reviews
"I can't make love to you through this fence." He growled. I nodded my head, and moaned once again. "How adverse are you to climbing said fence Mr. Malfoy?" his smirk widened as an idea came to his mind. "I'd rather you climb the fence Mrs. Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,903 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Better Way To Relieve Stress! by Stargoddess400 reviews
We all know what stress can do to a person. Well Hermione Granger's middle name is stress, so she uses yoga to help her calm down at the end of the day. What happens when Draco wants to show her a better way to relieve her stress? Smut! One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tonight by Spinning-In-Infinity reviews
George has long since accepted his attraction to his twin, but tonight is the first time he chooses to act upon it. Little does he know that Fred's awake and enjoying every moment of it... Twincest FTW ! Rated M for sexy sex and language XP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
It was George by WeasleyTwins-Girl reviews
Fred is feeling left out of the decisions at Weasley Wizard Wheezes, but what happens after a blowup in their flat with George. WARNING: Twincest and m/m.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Questionable Practice by Infusiion reviews
Hermione is seeking pain relief but the gentleman in the white coat is not who she was expecting. Post-Hogwarts, AU, EWE?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tutor by My Cinderella reviews
McGonagall gives Hermione the unfortunate task of tutoring Draco when he falls behind in transfiguration class. But the two get a little more than they bargain for when Draco finds himself in her room later that night. 6th year. One shot in 4 chapters. M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
FortePiano by I'm All Teeth reviews
"He actually didn't like having to sit down at the bench and memorize songs, notes, chords, but he loved the satisfaction he felt when music was played well and there was rarely anyone around who could play piano better than he could." One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just So You Know by BelleOfSummer reviews
"Yes, I'm so jealous… I'm so bloody jealous because you're too damn pretty." *COMPLETE!* Long one shot Draco/Hermione/Blaise -Now with a Beta-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Alaskan Trees by Taters7 reviews
Edward and Emmett were together long ago, but when feelings retern years later, how will they deal with wives and a daughter, and the secret that seperated them in the first place. Post Breaking Dawn. AU, SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Emmett
All You Need is Love by hopelessromantic549 reviews
He has never been able to deny her anything, not even something he's not sure he's capable of giving her. Not even something as ridiculous and impossible as a child. But of course he'll try anyways. He'll always try for her. D/E, and unashamed fluff.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Unmasked by RZZMG reviews
Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Silly Little Boys by Miss Arbitrary reviews
"Stand up, Hermione." Malfoy said. This was possibly the first time she'd ever heard him use her first name. "Why, because you fancy a duel?" "No, because I was planning to kiss you and I think it might be awkward to lean across, the way we're sitting."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Serpent's Claim Series: Her Gift by alluring.illusions reviews
She has always been his; she belongs to no one else. And tonight, he is here to claim his gift. R&R for more fics of the series. Warning: Non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rules to Kissing My Wife by incompetent dabbler reviews
Draco/Hermione. "I understand your relationship with my wife, however, there are rules. Rule one, you must not touch her body anywhere. Rule two, you cannot look at her. Rule three, you are not allowed to stand three feet near her..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Wanted by Whatsername Lambert reviews
What is there to do when the power goes out and you and your boyfriend have a nice, empty house all to yourselves? Established Kurt/Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Time Of His Life by Divinorse reviews
After moving following their departure from Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley give an unexpecting neighbour a housewarming gift they'll never forget. Slash fic Fred/George/Draco DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Untitled Klaine Smutfic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Just a little bit of Kurt and Blaine lovin', in an empty corridor at Dalton.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Thunder by 2carm2carm2 reviews
Edward's the bad kid without a father, Bella has been in a wheelchair her whole life. Edward finally gets caught after breaking Bella's wheelchair at school and faces the punishment. Little did anyone know that punishment would change his life completely.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,276 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
16 Hour Home Leave by EdwardXBells4ever reviews
Edward and Bella are happily married. The only problem is that Edward is in the military. But he's home for 16 hours. Well, that's as much as Bella knows. A surpise pops up, two actually. A/H, one-shot. Read and enjoy. Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The King's Mistress by 2carm2carm2 reviews
In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,988 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental I Do by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
What do you mean I can't marry Jacob,"I hissed,my hands clenched into small fists.The attorney pushed his glasses up on his nose and looked at a booklet in his hands."Because you are already married to a mister Edward Cullen,"AH.Cannon Pairings Mostly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,202 - Follows: 8,261 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spontaneous by SomewhereBeyondThesePages reviews
A series of Bella and Jacob lemons. I dare you to come inside and read...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,023 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob
FAXimum Ride: It begins HERE by DirtyZephyrAssassin reviews
Fang tries to talk to Max about feelings, but she's still in denial. Well, not for long. As Max really starts to "warm up" to Fang, something starts happening to her, and she isn't sure what is causing it. And soon they set out for another adventure.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,485 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Fang, Max
Between the Sun and the Moon by Jenny0719 reviews
Edward and Bella are happily married and living in Seattle with their daughter, Claire. But their lives have changed dramatically in the last year. Can they handle the pressure of fame and demanding jobs? Sequel to Defying Gravity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 190,182 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
An Emmett and Bella Story by Seidina reviews
What if Edward and Rosalie had fallen in love. How would things change for Emmett and Bella? How would this affect the rest of the family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,997 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Be Mine by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU Bella Swan is very anti-Valentine's Day, but what happens when a secret admirer is persistent in making her his? It's going to be a day that she'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 247 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Virgins, One Backseat by GEM1588 reviews
A Volkswagen Rabbit plus Jacob and Bella. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,005 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Saved From the Kiss of Death by freeflymore reviews
"It was then that I realized that she was the only female patient of Carlisle's that didn't obsess over him. She had noticed me. The notion made me giddy and I skipped to my father's office." **HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008
Face Down by RaeCullen reviews
Edward is Bella’s geeky tutor. Edward naturally develops a crush on Bella, but knows she would never be interested in nerd like him. But when something serious happens, and Bella needs help, who’s the 1st person she calls? Geekward Shuffle Challenge entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life Worth Waiting For by twilightgurl22 reviews
Carlisle and Esme get pregnant against all odds. Bella is born and Edward finds his singer, even though she is just a baby. The cullens are forced to put baby bella up for adoption to keep her safe. What they did not know is the war is just starting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,598 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Something New by mskathy reviews
Bella surprises Jasper, after a business trip, with a little something new in the bedroom. A submission for the Twi-Girl Revolution Under Her Thumb Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Eventually by sephirothflame reviews
AU. Sam grew up with Gabriel being a jerk to him. It isn't until he goes to college that he realizes it's because Gabriel has a crush on him. Sam/Gabriel with Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Summer Nights by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan moves to Chicago with her son and Jacob Black. She then meets Edward Cullen and falls in love. But someone doesn't want Bella and Edward to be together...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 234,648 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MakeDamnSure by venom with love reviews
Bella is Edward's best friend and ..... mistress? What happens when she gets pregnant with his child? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,063 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Batteries Not Included by MizzezPattinson reviews
Bella Swan is single, in her late 30's and wishes she could turn back the hands of time to win over her much younger boss, big shot movie star, Edward Cullen. One night out leads Bella's inner cougar to surface.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fervent for Foreplay by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
It's Jace and Clary's first time and what does Jace do? He makes mean remarks! “Don’t worry about it. It only hurts so much because I’m so big.” J/C Humor
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,054 - Follows: 5,788 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
CHANGES by acdhnt reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends until she was forced to move away with her mom. Edward and Bella both change but not for the better. When they finally see each other what is going to happen? LEMONS! BXE JXA EMXR.TAKEN OVER BY:Jasper's Southern Belle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,011 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Soap by sillysac reviews
Clary plus Jace plus soap. Complete/One-shot. Written before COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Coinsidences Don't Exist by Kuraru-tenshi reviews
So, who is she?"-Sugietsu. "I don't know."-Sasuke. Waking up. "What's your name?"-Sasuke. "My name?"-Her. Nod. "I..I don't know."-Her. "Thank you Sasuke." Smile. Memories, both gained and lost. "My name, Sakura."-Her. 'It can't be her. It better not be.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Handcuffed by singinshowtunes reviews
Max and Fang have always had their troubles. But when they're handcuffed together without the key, will it bring them closer or tear them apart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Fang, Max
Fourth Quarter by MBella reviews
Edward is the star quarterback. Bella is the coach's daughter. Falling in love is always bittersweet, but what happens after a tragedy tears them apart and then fate throws them together years later?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,638 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Forbidden by Drizl reviews
CoG Spoiler...Stop Reading...NOW...What did you want to happen when Jace and Clary finally hooked up at the party. The nice fade to black or....something like this. Naughty Lemons & Nasty Language mixed with sweet Fluffy love. Rated M for a reason.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Love Lights Fires by check yes julia reviews
Where were you on September 11th? The Cullen family was at home enjoying the nice day. That is until the lives of their family was in danger. This is a story of survival and courage. Dedicated to all the heroes of September 11, 2001.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Surveillance of Bella Swan by bella c'ella luna reviews
Special Agent Edward Cullen, of NCIS, is investigating a military arms smuggling ring. Bella Swan is his lead suspect, followed closely by her boyfriend Jacob Black. Entry for the PPSS's An Officer & a Gentleman Contest. LEMONS, E/B. Possible two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 269 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sincerely, Edward by Holly1980 reviews
Their love grew over a series of letters exchanged while he was deployed to Afghanistan. He's coming home and there is no other place she'd rather be than waiting for him. ExB Entry for the PPSS "Officer and A Gentleman" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
In the Name of the Law by La.Tua.Cantante.83 reviews
Entry for the Perv Pack's "An Officer and a Gentleman" Contest. When Bella's home is burglarized, she's forced to take in unexpected company in the form of one gorgeous cop. Rated M for language and lemons. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Angel and the Fledges by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
SEQUEL TO THE WINGS OF WRATH! Summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Hearts Desire by Drizl reviews
A kiss is needed to free Clary from the Seelie Court, but is that all Jace is going to give her? This is a one shot, totally lemony story! Do not read if lemons aren't your thing. You have been warned.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Tryst by GreenPuma reviews
My name is Carlisle Cullen. I am a doctor, a husband, and a father. My family—my wife and children—are my world. They inspire me to be the best man I can be. Like all men, I have failings—weaknesses that torment me. For me, it's sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
My Secret by I Luv Captain Terror reviews
Max and Fang find comfort in each other one night, two months later Max realizes she is pregnant. Basically, this story is a totally fresh look on an overdone plot. You'll love it. Rating to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,862 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Max, Fang
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3360 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Patience by sciphile reviews
This picks up right where New Moon left off. The threat of losing Jacob shakes some sense into Bella Swan. She finally realizes that what she felt for Edward was only fascination, and that love, REAL love, has been staring her in the face all along.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,164 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Begging for Forgiveness by Jennmc75 reviews
This one shot is a continuation of Oral Lessons. Rose is mad at Emmett for spying on the girls. What lengths will he go to in order to be forgiven? My entry for the Love Through Lemons Contest. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Sins are Made of Ash by courthale reviews
Emmett is a wingman one night for his brother and gets more than he thought possible. EmXB pairing. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Maximum Ride: Some New Surprises by Esmeralda Ride reviews
Not very good at summarys but ill tell you there will be NIGGY and Tons of FAX also some Tella. Rated T because I felt like it and there will be some big people words!lol and some adult situations.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2007
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 178 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spring Scent by Turdle reviews
IGNORES BREAKING DAWN: When werewolves imprint, their hormones go wild during spring. Unforgiving mating season now torments Jacob, knowing he can't have the one driving him wild. JacobxBella LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,065 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Maid on the Shore by fiberkitty reviews
Captain Edward hears word of a lonely maiden in need of rescuing, but does Bella really need his assistance? Pirates, saucy wenches, bodice ripping, and threesomes inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Rock Steady by sillysac reviews
It's the night before Clary's eighteenth birthday. Lemony... Post COG, before COFA and continued with Playing Games.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews
This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When the Sun Goes Round the Moon by SophiaBushFan reviews
Edward and Jacob! One year has passed since everything began. Now with the start of classes and the arrival of the new girl, Bella, not to mention left over wolf pack and vampire drama, the boys will learn what it really means to fight for love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Jacob
While You Were Sleeping by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Edward was in a car accident and slipped into a coma. Five years later and his daughter with Bella, Emily, doesn't know about him. What happens when she meets him and he awakens, will he remember anything? How will he deal with being a dad? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boyfriend's Parents by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella goes downstairs to get a drink at her boyfriend's and finds more than just a glass of water. LEMONS AH OOC Bella/Esme/Carlisle - you have been warned. Adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Happy New Year by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
New Year is approaching and Bella has nobody to bring in the bells with. Alice makes a suggestion to solve the problem and things progress. Bella/Alice/Jasper All Human. OOC, SMUTTY LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,441 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Collar by Lethologica86 reviews
My entry to DefinatelySpoilt's D/s Birthday Contest. Alice has wanted Master Jasper's collar for a very long time. What happens when Master Edward informs her she will have a weekend try out with Jasper to see if she is a suitable submissive for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Gripping Surprise by Lacy Stewart reviews
Emmett surprises Bella. Will her life ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
You're My Girl by LostOne125 reviews
Jacob/Edward. boyxboy. Jacob calls Edward a girl and he lists the reasons why. In my world M-preg is possible, so just go with it. Now, a series of one-shots throughout Edward's pregnancy. Original story now second chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,848 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
A Whole Different Kind of New Moon by skeletoninme reviews
What if Carlisle had come back instead of Alice? What if Edward hadn't gone to Italy? What if Bella got over Edward? My first attepmt at Bella/Carlisle. Please read. : Help an author out? Please read. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,600 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Turbulence by MaryAlice and Jasper reviews
Victoria kidnaps Bella, leaving the Cullens thinking she died. 120 yrs later, the Cullens along with a new vamp return to Forks knowing everyone they knew before has died. But who is this familiar person at Forks HS? Edward a bit OOC. Post mid-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
Anniversaries and Rabbits by nobloodnofoul reviews
A One Shot on ExB married life. A doctor Edward neglected wife Bella forgotten 3 year anniverary FAIL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Unwanted by vampireondrugs reviews
Bella is a punk. Renee gets mad at her one day and exiles her to forks. Bella mixes things up there. She even has the player, Edward, falling all over her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Yes, Ma'am! by CarminMoon reviews
Entry for the Tattward & InkElla contest. Emmett decides to get a cover-up from a past relationship. Will this new tattoo bring about a future relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Castration Frustration by colacherry reviews
Bella shows Edward some Freudian fun. Penis envy has never been so hot. Adult themes, BDSM. Lemony good times. The Anti-Pleasure Dissertation outtake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night Standers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella has a one night stand with a beautiful, bronze-haired stranger. The next day she starts work as a secretary and learns of her bosses less than angelic ways when it comes to women. So who is this boss?A certain Mr Cullen. R&R. AH. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,224 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Teaching miss Swan by Mo-Jansen reviews
The Cullens start a new highschool. Little more than a week beforehand Charlie passed away. What will Edward do in order to distract her from her grief, if only for a little while? My entry for the Love through Lemons contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
Biology by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward, a biology teacher, has been lusting after one of his students all year. What happens when she comes into his classroom after school? Edward decides to teach her the reproductive system using very unorthodox methods. Graphic Lemons. 2-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
What Clary Wasn't Supposed to See by MelissaRM19 reviews
It's the middle of the night, Clary hears some private things coming from Alec's bed...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Kinky Night by MelissaRM19 reviews
Magnus has Alec right where he wants him...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Edward's Fight by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Happy one year anniversary A World Without Sound! As chosen by the readers, chapter 14, "Fight," in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunlight: Renesmee's Story Second Part by Lettheblacknessrollon reviews
Sequel to part one; Renesmee is fully grown, pregnant and engaged to Jacob. Have to read part one to understand! Still rated M for a reason! In other words, plenty of lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,861 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Bella's Belonging by sarah-jess reviews
WARNING: MATURE CONTENT. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE BDSM, OR ANYTHING LIKE IT. Bella strives to fit it somewhere where she doesn't have to try. How will entering a bondage store ensue she will find what she was looking for? EXB. RATED M FOR A REASON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11621 - Favs: 8,520 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deserts Can't Ruin Us by check yes julia reviews
Life gets flipped upside down for Bella Cullen when Edward gets shipped off to Iraq. Really, it's not a good story. I was naive when I wrote it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,817 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bittersweet Hurt by minerva-one reviews
Carlisle/Edward. This story examines the reasons why Carlisle made Edward a vampire - and the subsequent effect on their lives - the desire, the chaos, the hurt, the regret. Warning -- There will be sexual scenes. Drama, Angst, Desire, Sex, Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
No One Can Save Me, But You by MicrowaveWindows reviews
He use to be my bestfriend, but I don't even know who he is anymore. Though I do know that if Edward can change and get a new group of friends, then I can too. I am no longer Isabella Swan.I.Am.Izzy. All-human,AU,OOC, EdwardxBella *Remaining unfinished :F
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,039 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Unexpected Imprint by sarah-jess reviews
Edward never came back. Bella does "it" and gets pregnant. when the baby is born, and Jacob sees her for the first time, he falls in love. A/U... B/E.. I have a sick imagination.. summary sucks, it's a renesmee story in a way... but with a diffrent parent
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Her Boy by JazzHollow reviews
Professor Whitlock comes home to find his wife has planned an evening he will not forget. Lemons and Lots of BDSM - this story isn't for everyone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Nine Months by muggleinlove reviews
*Written for Jayeliwood's baby shower* Bella and Carlisle have a litte fun that leads to a big surprise. OOC, Bella/Carlisle lemon. Fluffy one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Life Gets in the Way: For My Valentine Contest by mskathy reviews
Edward and Bella have been married a few years, Ren is 18 months old. Edward decides it is time for a reminder to Bella of how much he loves and cherishes her. Squishy Oneshot for manyafandom and isabel0329's For My Valentine Contest. Lemons, B/E AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Artist's Model by InkBud reviews
AU All Human. Edward Masen is a painter in Paris known for his sensual nude portraits when he stumbles across the beautiful Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 218 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9649 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Instant Messages: KittenMischief Contest Entry by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Angel's Wings by 11alliswan11 reviews
When Edward left he left Bella Pregnant. So what happens 16 years later when the Cullens find Bella a Vampire and with twins named Vivian and Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008
When You Say Forever by dorothywrites reviews
A little over a hundred years ago, Alec and Magnus were together. When the unthinkable happens, Magnus makes the choice to find Alec again in the future. But when he finally finds him, will it still be the same? Don't own it, etc. Alec/Magnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,665 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The flock returns to highschool by Bubblesswimmer reviews
Max and Fang decide that school would do them some good, but will it, or will they get caught up in drama? Possible flyboy action. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Max, Ella
When Worlds Collide by KakaxIru2010 reviews
What happens when the flock ends up in Forks, Washington? Werewolves and vampires and bird kids, oh my! Edward x Bella Max x Fang Iggy x ? and the typical vampire couples from Twilight. Follows Saving the world and other extremne sports, after eclipse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
a Bloody Flight by Alexiz Landrid reviews
Max and the flock are running from Erasers again, when they bump into Alice and Jasper while hunting. Will the Cullens help the flock, who are covered in blood?Or eat them? A Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover, taking place after Breaking Dawn and Max Ride 4
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008
Christmas Bells by abigold3 reviews
Shortly after moving to Forks, Emmett 15 loses his little brother, Edward 4 in the mall. When Salvation Army Bucket volunteer, Rosalie 14 and her little sister Bella 4 find Edward instantaneous friendships evolve. One-shot, pure fluff. BxE EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Nightline by Malekyte reviews
A night with Mistress Rosalie from the slave's perspective. Intended for mature and unsheltered audiences ONLY! !WARNING: BDSM ; Homosexual scene depiction and high-sadism levels :WARNING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Edward and Bella's Sexy Adventures by gorgeousdisaster reviews
A collection of Edward and Bella's sexy adventures! I do not own Twilight. For a Spanish translation of my work, please see OurParadise's 'Las Sexy Aventuras de Edward y Bella'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Papercut Skin by the-glory-days reviews
Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Unwrapped by JoVersify reviews
All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow Me by the-glory-days reviews
A set of instructions, tasks to complete. A final destination, and a Christmas treat. Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest. Co-written with cevuplay. All-Human, Edward/Bella, One Shot Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Friend in Heaven by WinndSinger reviews
It is the 1980's and Edward left home 10 years before to feed off the living. He is becoming very dark and isolated from humankind. Then he attempts to save a young God-loving girl and must watch over her for a few days. Some bondage scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,574 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Edward - Complete
Happy Birthday To Me by cdunbar reviews
All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Swinging by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Hot girls, y'know, they make your insides go all fluttery, your head spin, your heart beat faster. Gazzy only wished he knew what Iggy was on about. Slash Gazzy/Iggy, Max/Nudge ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Iggy - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Handcuffed by darknessbeforedawn reviews
THiS iS A ONE-SHOT LEMON BETWEEN CHARLiE AND ALiCE. POOR JASPER! iT iS EXTREMELY HOT AND STEAMY! i DECiDED TO WRiTE THiS BECAUSE THERE ARE NOT NEARLY ENOUGH STORiES ABOUT THiS PAiR. SO HERES ONE! ENJOY AND DONT FORGET TO REViEW THiS STORY iS OH SO SWEET!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 8,999 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Permission by Isabel0329 reviews
Sequel to Dualism. Rules are defined, patience is tested, and Bella finds relief. Rated M for language and extreme lemons. AU, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Be warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 360 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
For My Angel by tara sue me reviews
One-shot of Emmett and Rosalie the night after the Volturi confrontation. Because, you know, there's never enough Emmett. Emmett POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 164 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Baby by Queenbeth2 reviews
Ten years later Edward finds Bella on his porch dying with a baby. Left with the child of the man he hated, Edward begins to learn that he can experience joy after pain and the remaining Cullens find they can piece their lives back together. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward
Better Left Unknown by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cheers! by misa001 reviews
The one night Max, Fang, and Iggy decide to go out and celebrate their birthdays, New Year's, and legal drinking, they find out they can't exactly hold their liquor. Oneshot: Fax/Niggy. Lemon later on. Rated mature for future content. Please review! Thank
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Emmett the Mighty Genie by twilightfan2894 reviews
Emmett pretends to be Bella's Genie. Bella gets annoyed every time Emmett takes her wishes literally. Three wishes, an annoyed Bella, an amused Cullen family.....yup that's Emmett for ya.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
How Dirty Boys Get Clean by luvcali76 reviews
EB. It's two days before the wedding and Bella has a plan. A two-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Debris by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a most unlikely fantasy fulfilled after Bella gets dirt inside the Volvo after a well-planned hike. Rated M cause I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raspberries by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Completely by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella can't sleep without them there. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content. An alternate version of Some Lies are the Necessary Ones. Written for my Twilight20 prompt: Unity. Please read and review. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Demons by Queenbeth2 reviews
Edward Cullen has a secret that only Carlisle knows. A secret about how he came to be in the hospital with influenza. A secret that is coming back for him that will change everything he has ever known. EdwardXBella. Angsty and dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,087 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Hey, Hey, You,You! I don't like your boyfriend! by skeletoninme reviews
Jacob's version of Avril Lavigne's 'Girlfriend'. Yea. This is pure comedy for me. It makes you think Jacob is so pitiful, and when Billy walks in, it gets funnier! Please Read and Review! For me? Horror rating is for what Billy had to see..Poor man......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Twists And Turns Of Love by DannyRebecca reviews
Fang and Iggy are in love. what more can they do? Max is mad, Gazzy's disgusted, Angel is loving it and Nudge keeps fainting. thing after thing happens that tries to stop the relationship. will it succeed, or was it really made to be? Figgy Arggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Icy Heat by Crazy Jersey Girl reviews
A less innocent night in the tent with Bella, Edward, and Jacob. oneshot, lemons, very OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Tears On Ice by XIrishXDreamerX reviews
The sequel to The Scent Of Dead Skin On The Linoleum Floor. Not really sure, how to put the summary wo revealing plot secrets. if you would like to read it, i suggest reading the prequel rated M for the same reason as last time.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
Broken Love by endegame reviews
Bella is 19..Jacob is 20, they got married and have a girl Alice Esme Rosalie Black. When Alice is 1, Bella and Edward meet again. What will happen now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/25/2006
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Women of None, Women of Both reviews
Isabella Marie and Marianne Isabelle are the Swan twins. Bound by faith to the same two men. Will Marie be able to keep her hands to herself when it comes to Bella's rich fiance? Will Bella be able to deny the passion between her and her sister's lover?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Cirque de L'enfer reviews
I am Edward Cullen. My parents gave me away when I was 10 because I'm a freak. Now I live in the circus. With Carlisle the Magician, Esme the Lady, Rosalie the Beauty, Alice and Jasper the psychics and Emmett the Strong. I am a vampire, she is my prey...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Believe reviews
Jake and Bella are brothers and wolves. Charlie is a player married to Leah. They move to Fork's High School and Bella meets Emmett and Jake meets Edward. How will they deal with each other's smell? FULL TROUBLE INSIDE: SUMMARY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Midnight Children reviews
The Cullens are off for a vacation in Alaska. But what happens when they come across an Immortal Child that they decide to keep? Will the Volturi be back and this time take both, the immortal child and Renesmee? But more importantly, is he falling in love
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
City of Itex reviews
Itex is an underground company that says that they are the only ones in the universe. But what if Max and the flock found out that was a lie and escaped overground? If Dr. Martinez was really an Avian Experiment spy? Lots of Fax and Niggy. Pregnancy maybe
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008
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