Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, Trauma Center, and Total Drama series.
Hello! I'm ArisatoM. Basic facts:
Age: Old enough to be here
Fandoms: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, FMA, Trauma Center, Kingdom Hearts, Persona 3, Tales of Symphonia, D.N.Angel
Stories of Our Lives (Bleach)- Second one-shot on its way
Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Gaara would be very, very angry at Kimimaro for getting his sister pregnant. Crack Pairing Alert: KimiTema! sirens go off
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes. I read very many angsty!Naruto fics.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
ShikaGaa? Hm. Maybe.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
SasoNaru or SasoKaka? Hmm... both are weird.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
Tayuya would cuss. A LOT.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Silence can bring people together. This was the case with them. (KakaNeji)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
HELL YEAH! How much KibaTema have I seen, anyway?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Harmony. KimiTayu isn't actually that bad.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
ItaKiba? Wouldn't write it. But if I had to... kidnapping.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes. ME. MWAHAHAHAHA.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
Kakashi does not scream. End of story.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Burn My Dread." From P3. PWNAGE SONG.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
1: This is KibaShikaKimi. I suggest you back away. It's weird yaoi.
2: I was on crack when I wrote this.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
THE NARUTARD SURVEY.
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Those twelve up there.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
ShikaHina. And NaruHina if that is not possible. Also ItaZexi, and ItaAzu (both crossover pairings, one KH and the other Avatar: TLA.)
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Not a fan, but I will read yaoi. No hentai for me.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Sakura, twice, on halloween.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.
A lost headband and a Sakura costume.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
Shika. He's lazy, I'm somewhat lazy. He's smart, I'm smart. End of story.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
9. Which team is your favorite?
Fictional Team 10: Shika-Hina-Angsty!Naru. With Kakashi as sensei. Or Itachi.
10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
It's true. BELIEVE IT!
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Itachi, Itachi, Itachi, Itachi...
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No. It's a mask to hide himself with.
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
(Points up there)
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
That guy who is stalking you.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
I must say Shika because he wouldn't give a damn.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
My brother definitely does.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
That would be Bleach and Death Note.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
No. Thank. You.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
No. I might consider it if he gets in a pink tutu, however.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
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