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Just a hedgehog with a bazooka and a dream.

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The Fate we Choose (Pokemon Alpha Sapphire, nuzlocke run)--When eleven year old Jordan Blu set out on her Pokemon journey, all she wanted was to make her father proud. To make up not being the boy he's always wanted. But when a simple act of kindness in the Petalburg woods puts her at odds with Team Aqua, she's quickly drawn into a conflict beyond anything she's every imagined.

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What If They Were Competent? by Mr. Chaos reviews
The Stipulation: One chapter a day. 500 words or less. Every episode of Rugrats. The Challenge: What if the adults on Rugrats were actually good parents? Watched their kids? Thought ahead? DIDN'T think it was fine for babies to nearly die every 5 days? Tommy is about to have a very different life with Stu and Didi actually using their brains.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 135 - Words: 64,143 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/1/2021 - Published: 6/25/2021
Surrendering to the Chaos by WarriorsSoul reviews
Because your Dad always fucks your Mom. (Rated T for Language)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Timmy, Douchebag - Complete
One Little Flinch by YAJJ reviews
Some careless actions on Roy's part ten years ago come back to haunt him. Based off of episode 17 of brohood. Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pies and Arrivals by lordhellebore reviews
Three times Ned and Catelyn Stark have pie in the middle of the night. Each time, it has to do with the children.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Eddard S./Ned, Catelyn T.] Jon S., Theon G. - Complete
First Person Plural Exclusive (us, but not you) by Snow Glows Blue reviews
The one where the journey to the sun-drown-place becomes six kids in a five-seater car, running away from home. (Human AU, no pairings.)
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar, Crowfeather, Tawnypelt - Complete
Lullaby of the Soul by MasterQwertster reviews
Brook does not mind sharing his bunk with people when they climb into it at night. (Nakamaship)
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Brook - Complete
wash the poison from off my skin by graveexcitement reviews
Robb Stark welcomes Tywin Lannister to the land of the dead, and specifically, to the land of bickering around the ethereal not-television.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Tywin L., Rhaegar T. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Like Him by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 820 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
Difference by Welcome to My Mad House reviews
The Doctor had always picked up the reckless ones-yet, Rory was different.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/3/2014 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
tea time by heartrapier reviews
with chamomile tea by the side of the swimming pool. (Or, Andy comes back for Hyoubu's birthday.) Hyoubu/Andy
Zettai Karen Children - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Complicated by I Took the One Less Travelled reviews
Rory reflects on the more-than-platonic, but less-than-sexual nature of his and Amy's relationship with their Raggedy Man. Sort of gen OT3, inspired by the Doctor kissing Rory in Dinosaurs on a Spaceship. Amy/Rory, Eleven/Amy, Eleven/Rory, Eleven/Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Waltz by smileinthedark reviews
Gilbert teaches Alfred how to waltz but can't help the painful memories that come along with it, memories of a certain aristocrat with a pechant for ballrooms and bay windows that let sunlight cast long, beautiful shadows across the piano room.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Austria, Prussia, America - Complete
Troubled Waters by Senza pieta reviews
Three years ago, when Team Rocket took over Saffron City in Kanto, it fell to one eleven-year-old boy and his Pokémon to stop their plans. Lance cannot, will not, let history repeat itself again in that regard – so when he hears a handful of disturbing rumors surrounding the Gyarados in the Lake of Rage, he immediately sets off from Indigo Plateau to investigate. Cue Ethan.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Lance/Wataru, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Seen and Not Heard by Senza pieta reviews
He doesn't want to be their secret-keeper on a leash. He's eleven years old. It never once occurs to Red that being the Champion doesn't actually give him any power. -One-sided Lance/Red overtones; possibly disturbing.-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Red, Lance/Wataru - Complete
Cleanup on Aisle 5 by betawho reviews
Donna forces the reluctant 10th Doctor to go grocery shopping at Tescos. But he's in for a surprise...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Did I Ever Tell You? by akurosa reviews
Because some moments are just so perfect and you can't let them go without making sure. A friendship/family fic for the crew. Set after Franky joins.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/11/2011 - unknown 1 - Complete
In the Fog by Lord Yellowtail reviews
Futurefic. Bubbles is eight, and trapped in Townsville, her family gone. She spends her days in a deadly battle of wills and endurance with Him. She remembers when the world was full of color, and then when red dusk covered all. Now, there's only fog.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,411 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bubbles, Ms. Keane - Complete
Born in Darkness by Cornerofmadness reviews
Kimbley had a rough start in life but he ended up right where he wanted to be.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kimbley - Complete
From Here On by the de-anoned anon reviews
xXx "I could never hate you, no matter what you did. Even when you become even more powerful, I'll always see you as the little child who carried rabbits and ran away when discovered he was spying." xXx De-anon from kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2010 - America, Finland - Complete
Corkscrew by kismesis reviews
The first time Eve Genoard ever drank was with Luck.
Baccano! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Luck G., Eve G. - Complete
Conundrum by SorainaSkye reviews
It was all ridiculous, of course.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Pride - Complete
Death of Innocence by Cornerofmadness reviews
He had crossed his line in the sand. Roy didn’t know if he could uncross it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Roy M., Kimbley - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6610 - Favs: 14,340 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 4,207 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 276 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
The Innocence of Youth by Omoni reviews
My attempt at debunking the whole "Aang is an ignorant 12-year-old boy". Doesn't anyone besides me remember being twelve? Warning: This fic contains suggestive and somewhat adult material and should be read with discretion.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Aang - Complete
Furher Edward Elric by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Furher Edward Elric muses over his past and his plans for the future as well as the allies that he has lost and gained. Dark!Evil!Ed. Rated for violence and slight gore for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Too Much Potential by SnowStormSkies reviews
Robin had too much potential, far too much to let it go to waste with Batman and the Titans. Slade knows this. He offered Salvation. Robin turned it down. And now someone else is keeping watch with Slade for the Second Offering.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Heresy by Pandora Culpa reviews
Kimblee liked strong things.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Kimbley, Edward E. - Complete
Oathbreaker by redcandle reviews
Brienne informs Jaime that she has sworn to kill him. Jaime/Brienne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Brienne T., Jaime L. - Complete
Four Times Sokka and Toph Drank Irresponsibly by The Croc Shop reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you our reigning barfight champion, Toph! Bei! Foooooong.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Loss by Sevlow reviews
He had to let it out. He’d been holding it in all day and he wanted it gone. He’d kept quiet and calm and made himself smile and speak softly but he just couldn’t do it anymore. Maes X Gracia. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Gracia H., Maes H. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 566 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Inconsequential by iolah reviews
Thirty-one moments in the span of seven years when the Slytherins got along with members of other houses perhaps better than they were supposed to. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Hat by Hoseki-sama reviews
The time has come for Luffy to return his straw hat to Shanks.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Luffy, Shanks - Complete
Like a Knife by Cornerofmadness reviews
Fed up with war, Roy nearly lets his own flames consume him
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Roy M., Kimbley - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Now and Then by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Grand Master Dashi didn't feel like disappearing after he trapped Wuya for the second time. Jack Spicer caught his eye, and he decided he was up for a little challenge... But Jack just wants to be evil! Rating and category subject to change on a whim.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,044 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Jack - Complete
Movie Script by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Sakura thinks that their lives would make a great movie. In fact, she's already written the script...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
The Right Temptation by Cornerofmadness reviews
Roy contemplates his actions after a successful strike against the Ishbalans.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Roy M., Kimbley - Complete
For No Good Reason by Cornerofmadness reviews
Roy is shaken to the core when a bullet narrowly misses him Manga verse
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Roy M., Kimbley - Complete
Tips and Techniques to Surviving Hogwarts by Rahainia reviews
It was posted with the best of intentions. Didn't take long, however, for the residents of Hogwarts to turn the list into a forum for taunts and teasing. I'd love to add more submit your ideas!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
PickUp Lines for NonMuggles by Rahainia reviews
Never let it be said that the Wizarding World can't be creative...or opinionated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Bitter Fog by Cornerofmadness reviews
Envy sends one alchemist out to corrupt another
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Kimbley, Roy M. - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 329 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Friends and Enemies by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] Omi is having trouble readjusting after the events in 'Time After Time'.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Anime Vs Manga by General Grievous reviews
Manga x Anime What happens when the characters of the manga meet the characters of the anime? Chaos, destruction and Melons! Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
No Use Giving In by Enula reviews
Ed x Rose oneshot. Takes place after the end of the series, though spoilers are limited. After Ed comes back, Ed and Rose have a small moment and wonder if their relationship will grow.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Edward E., Rose - Complete
The fate we choose reviews
When eleven year old Jordan Blu set out on her Pokemon journey, all she wanted was to make her father proud. To make up not being the boy he's always wanted. But when a simple act of kindness in the Petalburg woods puts her at odds with Team Aqua, she's quickly drawn into a conflict beyond anything she's every imagined. (Based on my Pokemon Alpha Sapphire nuzlocke run.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2019 - Brendan/Yūki, Steven S./Daigo, OC, Lisia
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