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Joined 09-22-08, id: 1699168, Profile Updated: 12-08-13
Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, Rozen Maiden, Cowboy Bebop, Legend of Zelda, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!, Ranma, Avatar: Last Airbender, Death Note, and xxxHOLiC.

Greetings and Salutations! I'm Tankou001; Hero of crazy pairings gone well and enemy of all those who would pair Hinata with Naruto (It'll never work...)

Most of my time lately has been spent working together with members of The PhilosoShy Collective. I have taken up writing for them on certain projects and have been really happy with it. Most of the reason why I haven't been writing as often lately is because of that and if you want to get the latest scratch it's probably best to check there.


I like to boast that I am a major fanfiction guy and Otaku supreme but I am recently coming to a lot of series that I just didn't know about XD

Favorite pairings include:


Chouji X Hinata (It's the best one XD )

Kiba x Hanabi (Because he can't have her older sister and because Hanabi'll be a cutie when she gets older)

Chouji x Tayuya (Another Chouji pairing. You know Tayuya likes big guys even if she calls them fatass)

Sakura x Itachi (A long standing fanbase that I happen to find one of my favorites)

Neji x Tenten (An Oldie but a goodie)

Kimimaro x Deidara (Still the only yaoi pairing I support in that series... or at all)

Jiraiya x Ino (Until recently I kinda hated Ino but this pairing, though odd, works very well and is appreciated strongly by a good friend of mine)

Mahou Sensei Negima!

Staying strictly to the manga, of course...

Kotaro Harem (Aw ya, he's a pimp)

Kaede x Ku Fei (Ninja's versus Kung Fu Masters: Yuri style!)

Zazie x Satsuki (The two least explored characters in the manga. They make for VERY good yuri)

Takamichi T. Takahata x Tatsumiya Mana (It could happen >.> She is CLEARLY older than she says...)

Kotaro x Nodoka (First person Kotaro connected to and still one of the best pairings for him in my opinion)

Chizuru x Kotaro x Natsumi (Three-way dorm partner face-off!)

The Legend Of Zelda!

Midna x Dark Link (After having made what I have of Twilit Interlopers I have fallen madly in love with this concept)

Link x Malon (It's just a very good pairing, in my opinion)

Dark Link x Zelda (What if it was dark? What if she just didn't notice that it wasn't a completely different Link than she expected? A man can dream, can't he?)

Cowboy Bebop!

Jet x Ed (What used to be an experimental thing I've discovered is a very good pairing when done correctly)

Faye x Jet (Anyone noticed I like Jet pairings?)

Love Hina!!!!

Keitaro x Mitsune (I just have always seen these two getting along better than the final pairing

Su x OC x Emma (A little bit of a fantasy I have had for a while that I hope to make some time )

Gunslinger Girl!

Just everyone remember that, despite the fact that I make these pairings I do take liberties enough wityh any underage characters so that they aren't so... young:

Triela x Hilshire (Duh...)

Henrietta x Jose (Also Duh...)

Anywho, that about sums up a good deal of shit for me but there IS a lot more to go over... and if you want to know about it feel free to ask!

Also, involved in this profile is Tankou Points! During certain fics I include Tankou Point places where people can earn them. Get a ghundred and I'll do something in my power as a fanfiction writer to reward you. Pick a pairing and I'll write about it (within certain limits, of course). I'll make a short fic for ya, betaread for you, other stuff Xp

I'm a strong believer in reviewing things I read, whether I like them or not! I hope people will review for me as well

I live in Beaverton, Oregon by myself in a two bedroom apartment XD I go to the library and write or play video games but I am trying to get into politics so I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! actually, I just want to be president XP

Do I got your vote? Xp



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Our Red Eyes by Dalxein reviews
Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Iron Empress by Orangelightsaber reviews
Seven years after the final battle, the Fire Nation is struggling under their new leader. After an assassination attempt sent by the mysterious Iron Empress, Zuko finds himself in need of a bodyguard. And who better for that job than an old friend? TOKO.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Toph, Zuko
A Butterfly Bride by Alyondria reviews
Now that Hinata is married and expecting, the Hyuga Council begins to put pressure on her Father to have Hanabi sealed. Is an arranged marriage her chance to fly, can a bird who is about to be caged take flight as a butterfly? rated mature for Ch 5 only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Chōji A., Hanabi H. - Complete
The Time of the Butterfly by Baby Cougar reviews
Hinata gets violently thrown out of her Clan, and Shino comes to her and brings her home. Will get more involved, and rated for later smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Changing Tune by stilldeluded reviews
When an Anbu ninja spares her life, Tayuya is left with an old hag they call the Hokage to interrogate her. When the Hokage makes her a deal in return for information, will it be the first step needed to change the Sound Ninja's tune? Will Tayuya accept?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,255 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Walking Into Love by 1moonwitch reviews
Chouji x Hinata! Chouji and Hinata are sent on a bougus mission by Ino and Naruto.Who have grown tired of the two and their onesided crushs.Can they find a deeper love as they travel together. Warning:Contains lemons,swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,676 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Chōji A., Hinata H.
Tears of A Dove by themadanimeotaku reviews
First Attempt at a Chouji Akimichi Story. ChoujiXOC. Rated M for future lemons in the story, I will see. This is the Life story of Hato Kigamaru and how she meets Chouji. Will the Dove be able to finally realize her true feelings for him? Will he also?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Chōji A.
New Way To Train by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Anko is fed up with having nothing to do, angry & bored She needed some entertainment. Hinata is Annoyed that she cant seem to improve her skills and finds aid from Anko who is willing to train her to stay busy, bliss comes with a price HinaxAnko LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,400 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Anko M., Hinata H.
Hey Jealousy by Erimaki reviews
Chouji is always put down by Ino, but what will happen when a new girl comes and takes Chouji? Things like this can only lead to jealousy... Chou x OC, Ino x Chou.M for later Chapters. Chapter 3 FINALLY up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Chōji A., Ino Y.
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The Tailed Beasts Tamed reviews
The bijuu have been captured one and all. Uzumaki Naruto is dead at the hands of the Akatsuki. The statue to hold the bijuu couldn't hold and the bijuu escaped, taking the forms of young human women. What will happen to them now? M for EVERYTHING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009
Sensuality From The Stars reviews
During a night of training Hinata discovers a strange glowing meteorite. It glows lavender and Hinata cuts her finger on it. What will happen next? M for citrus among other things
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
The New World
In a World where the dead walk there are those who would destroy the zombie menace. This is not their story. This is the story of the new World and the government instated when gods put mortals in their position. M For drug use, citrus, gore... Context...
Crossover - Naruto & xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,306 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Chōji A., Yuuko I.
Zenith reviews
Hinata and Chouji's teams return only to find a long dead foe alive and well in control of Konoha. The Sequel to Quintessence and ending to Transcendence, Chouji struggles to save his love and their students struggle between different opinions of "Right"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Chōji A., Hinata H.
Snake And Hound reviews
Kakashi wants a good Christmas Eve. Anko wants a good Christmas Eve with Kakashi. The White haired ninja couldn't be less thrilled. How will Anko work her way into Kakashi's bed for the holidays? How will Kakashi keep from going mad under the pressure?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kakashi H., Anko M.
Christmas Time Bullshit reviews
Ino doesn't have a love for Christmas. Jiraiya's out to dfind a quick fling. Maybe Ino can make an honest man out of Jiraiya in time for Christmas and maybe Jiraiya can make Ino put a bit more faith in holiday romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jiraiya, Ino Y.
Quintessence reviews
The Sequel To Pulchritudinous. Chouji, and Hinata have yet to get maried, but the upcoming Chuunin Exams will prove to spice up life for the loving couple. M for citrus, swearing, extreme awesomeness, wonderful fight scenes, and Alternate OC Pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,945 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Chōji A., Hinata H. - Complete
Snow, Fever And Sunburst
Six Years After Pulchritudinous the nine rookies of Sai, Hinata and Chouji are still thriving, though Hizano, Ty Dao and Kyogi are finally facing the love triangle that has been boiling to a climax between them. What will happen now with Kage on the loose
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,899 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010
The Search For The Lion Turtle
Long before the time of Avatar Aang the start of a war shook the world but the story of Chao Shi was much smaller. A young man searches for a Lion Turtle so that he may rise above the fact that unlike his whole family, he cannot bend. M for many things!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,693 - Published: 3/11/2010
The Anything Goes Harem reviews
Ranma knew that he had a few fiances here and there. Nothing could truly ready him, however, for the quality of women he would be getting. A visit from ninjas teaches him better. M for super harem, language, super citrusy goodness and everything else!
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,870 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ranma
Jesters And Chefs reviews
Zazie Rainyday is a silent acrobat Of The Nightmare Circus. Yotsuba Satsuki is the kind chef of the former Chao Bao Zhi. One would never think they could fall in love. How wrong they all are. Rated Mature. Yuri Alert!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Zazie R., Satsuki Y.
Twilit Interlopers reviews
Four years have passed since Midna destroyed the mirror of Twilight and now she feels that what she did was wrong. Like an answer to her dreams three Dark Links appear at her court and Life may just become less lonely in more ways than one. M for citrus
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Midna, Dark Link
Seven Hearts Meet One reviews
Tayuya has long fled Otogakure No Sato, After twelve years of defection, however, Orochimaru again finds her. She must run with her new family and Konoha is right there to pick up the pieces, What will happen when Tayuya seeks refuge among former enemies?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Tayuya
Animal Magnetism reviews
When Chouji is saved from near death by a strange furry woman he is offered the power that no man could possibly refuse. Eventually Chouji finds himself getting any girl he could want, but will they let him go? ChouHarem M for Lemon, Swearing, Violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,565 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Chōji A.
Separate Worlds But Hearts As One reviews
Sasuke has finally attained his goal to attack Konoha. Tobi steps in, however, and transports Sasuke to a different world. Amane Misa takes the Uchiha in but may soon find herself falling not for Kira but instead for Sasuke himself. M for citrus, etc.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,660 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Misa A.
A Love Carol reviews
Kiba is out to court Hanabi but the Ice Princess is too based on ninja work. Will the target of her capture mission sway her feelings toward work and save Hanabi from a bad path of life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Hanabi H., Kiba I.
Stop Watch
The exciting side story to Pulchritudinous. This Story revolves around Lee and Chihara. What will Lee do when the woman he has so desperately fallen in love with is faced with life in a cell? M for citrus, swearing, violence and drug reference/use.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,926 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Lee R.
Aging Or Lack Thereof reviews
On Earth on his last bounty hunting run Jet meets a familiar looking stranger. Will this familiar redhead find a way to make him relive his younger years, and can he come to love her like she soon loves him? JetxEd M Swearing, Drugs, and Citrus later
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Edward, Jet B.
Pulchritudinous reviews
Chouji was loosing hope on ever finding mutual love. Hinata was crushed after hearing her life long crush call her a freak. What will the two do to comfort each other? HinaChou Rated M for violence, swearing, drugs, and Lemony bits in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,242 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Chōji A., Hinata H. - Complete
From Bower To Bedsheets reviews
When Hinata has a passionate night with Shino in the urge to become a full fledged woman she gets a bit of addiction to the actions that took place. What will she do to satisfy her urges? HinataxHarem Fic. M for extremely juicy lemons, and some swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Hinata H.
Volunteers reviews
Christmas Parties are where Memories are made. What happens when Chouji, and Hinata get paired together as volunteers at a Christmas Party? Oneshot. T for suggestion XP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Chōji A., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Alice reviews
When Suiseiseki wins the Alice Game she would have never expected to become a simple human. Will the former doll find that humanity is not as bad as previously thought? Suiseiseki x OC. M for some swearing, and lemons in later chapters.
Rozen Maiden - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Suiseiseki