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Author has written 55 stories for Bones, Castle, and Once Upon a Time.

About me:

I live in London, though I'm Portuguese by birth, by heart, by soul and destiny.

There are five people in the world whose opinion of me I care about. You'd know if you were in that group.

Some people I love have vanished. A great many others were given to me. My heart has a door but it refuses to close.

I don't like petty, mean spirited people. If you don't like what I wrote, either help me improve it or move on. The little button is right that way. Don't make fun of me. That's pathetic.

Remember Elbert Hubbard: "To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing!"

You can find me on twitter under @caramelsymmetry. I'm trying to communicate more, to get more outside my head. No promises, though.

If you want to talk, take something off your chest, or generally, just need someone to listen, be my guest. Email me. I'm a good listener.

Thank you for visiting this space

Much love

Jane Bond

And now, for the copy & paste section, so fashionable these days...

Martin Niemoller

“First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—
and there was no one left to speak out for me.”

(forget about Germany in the 1930s and think about your life here!)

Daniel Pennac -
10 Inalienable Rights of the Reader

The right to not read,

The right to skip pages,

The right to not finish a book,

The right to reread,

The right to read anything,

The right to "Bovary-ism," a textually-transmitted disease,

The right to read anywhere,

The right to sample and steal ("grappiller")

The right to read out-loud, and,

The right to be silent.


" I am in competition with myself and loosing."


Da minha lingua ve-se o mar!

Uma língua é o lugar donde se vê o Mundo e em que
se traçam os limites do nosso pensar e sentir. Da minha
língua vê-se o mar. Da minha língua ouve-se o seu rumor,
como da de outros se ouvirá o da floresta ou o silêncio do
deserto. Por isso a voz do mar foi a da nossa inquietação.

Virgílio Ferreira


Ser Poeta- Florbela Espanca

Ser poeta é ser mais alto, é ser maior
Do que os homens! Morder como quem beija!
É ser mendigo e dar como quem seja
Rei do Reino de Aquém e de Além Dor!

É ter de mil desejos o esplendor
E não saber sequer que se deseja!
É ter cá dentro um astro que flameja,
É ter garras e asas de condor!

É ter fome, é ter sede de Infinito!
Por elmo, as manhãs de oiro e de cetim...
É condensar o mundo num só grito!

E é amar-te, assim, perdidamente...
É seres alma, e sangue, e vida em mim
E dizê-lo cantando a toda a gente!


Christmas 2012 Update

Tal vez Navidad es que cada uno se diga

A sí mismo y en voz muy baja el nombre

De cada cosa, masticando las palabras

Con mucho cuidado, con tal de percibir

Todo su sabor, toda su consistencia.

Tal vez es reposar los ojos en los objetos

Cotidianos, para descubrir con sorpresa

Que ya ni sabemos cómo son, de tanto mirarlos.

Tal vez es un sentimiento, una ternura

Que se apodera de todo, tal vez una sonrisa

Inesperada en una esquina

Y tal vez es todo eso y además la fuerza

Para retomar el camino de cada día

Cuando el misterio se haya desvanecido y todo

Vuelve a ser triste y lejano y difícil".

Miquel Martí i Pol

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Your Move by LZClotho reviews
Post-"A World Without Magic." When Emma visits Regina during her house arrest, the former mayor/queen's loneliness leads to chess... and other things. Note: Mature content. Swan Queen 'ship. Same-sex content.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,426 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Plot Bunny by LZClotho reviews
This could be considered a prompt response. Inspired by a captioned image of Regina by sina dino on FB. Emma has been turned into a rabbit by a magic-user disgruntled with the Sheriff-Savior's handling of a problem. Henry turns to Regina for help. Ratings raised to M with ch 2: Emma and Regina flirt and then more, over lunch at Granny's, and then dinner at the mansion.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Tumbling Into a Field of Stars by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Emma and Regina have a conversation about Elsa and open up to one another a little bit... okay, they open up a lot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Night Before Christmas: Swan Queen Version by Exquisiteliltart reviews
A rewrite of "The Night Before Christmas" - I wrote this last year for Beatthe0dds christmas fic contest.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Staircase by redcharcoal reviews
Regina could still smell her cologne and feel the cheap pleather pressing into her back. The brunette sucked in a breath. She was still lying on the floor at the staircase's base and she stared back up at it. Everything was different now. Changed. She felt broken by what had just happened, appalled and enraged, dirty. WARNING: NC17 for non-consensual sex. Dark. (But gets lighter.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 240,768 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] OC - Complete
Safe by SgtMac reviews
Afraid of what she'll do to Snow, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 230,000 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Castle Anthology by December21st reviews
Collection of 100-word drabbles. Assortment of genres. All stories rated T or lower, have their own warnings, etc.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/7/2010
Fall by SgtMac reviews
Post S2 finale. In the aftermath of saving Storybrooke together, Regina and Emma come together to rescue Henry, and perhaps each other, but they can't do it alone. They're going to need help along the way, and maybe just a little bit of hope, faith and trust. Pre-SQ . Involves the entire group on the Jolly Roger and the relationships and histories represented there.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,000 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
What Is and What Should Never Be by Ayoshen reviews
Emma wakes up to a Storybrooke that isn't quite what it was the day before. It looks more or less the same, except for the addition of Emma's bug in Regina's driveway. Inspired by an episode of Supernatural of the same name.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
A Kind of Comfort in You by inkfiction reviews
AU-ish Storybrooke. Let's pretend there is no curse, no magic, and Regina is just a mayor and Emma is just a sheriff. This is a SQ baby fic, but it is not your typical SQ baby fic. But maybe I'm deluding myself and it is. (After all a baby fic is a baby fic is a baby fic). You'll have to decide yourself. Also, there are oodles of fluff. Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,356 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Not Forgotten by caballlah reviews
Regina had asked for a glass of water while he explained it to her. Now, she ran her finger over the rim of the glass. "Car accident. Brain damage. Amnesia. We've had this conversation five times already, over the course of the last year. My treatment requires me to stay inside my own house. Otherwise, I could become confused and wander off. Like a stray dog." Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,308 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
I Believed In You by waltzalascherzo reviews
(Swan Fire/Thief, Swan Queen) Emma knew that just because you believed in something didn't make it true. Regina knew that just because you wanted to believe in something didn't make it real. But they both did anyway. (Post Cricket Game; Cora's return to Regina; weakness and belief. A tale of belief, trust and hope.) *Important edit made 12/5/2013
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,589 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Exiled by SgtMac reviews
To pay for her crimes, Regina accepts exile from Storybrooke. Five years later, on Henry's 16th birthday, Henry and Emma find her. Post QoH. SQ. Semi-graphic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
I Am Under No Disguise by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Cora masquerades as Regina to seduce Emma. Non-con warning
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
When Night Fell by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Regina reads Henry and Emma a mysterious bedtime story on Christmas. Written for Somewhat-ethereal for SQ board fic exchange.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Clarity by Echo-AU reviews
"There is a certain clarity that comes with knowing the moment of one's own death. A clarity that opens up all the doors, allows freedoms otherwise ignored and lets one take the chances that never would have been taken." - Snapshots of memories of Regina Mills. Does not follow a structured timeline. **WARNING** Possible character death - depending how the ending is interpreted.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Adoration and Sacrifice by Ryaninthesky reviews
In 1913, Regina attends the premiere of Stravinsky's 'Rite of Spring.' She encounters Bohemian Emma, and during the performance they share a profound - if unexpected - experience.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Memoranda by Ryaninthesky reviews
When she left, Emma Swan rarely took anything with her. Only the important things accompanied her to her new life. It was fitting, then, that Regina was left with the rest. Set during 2x02 'We Are Both'.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
I Don't Have To Like It by Barbie Shoes reviews
"Harder still to ignore was the way Emma practically tripped over herself in her mad dash to the crumpled form, throwing her self down at Regina's side. Any chance I had of lying to myself died as I watched my baby girl scoop the half conscious body of my nemesis into her arms, tears rolling down her pale cheeks." – Post 2.01 'Broken', Snow's POV. Swan Queen. OneShot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/4/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
It's Not Forever, It's Just Tonight by inkfiction reviews
It is a moment in time, like a drop in the ocean, a brick in the wall. Something that in itself doesn't mean anything — it is a part of the whole. The next day you will be the cold, hard Mayor, and she will be — whatever she is. A scene from 'Desperate Souls'.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Through Heaven's Eyes by Standbackufools reviews
After the curse breaks and Emma and Regina finally have their Happily Ever After, they get a surprising visit from an old friend... Pairings: Swan Queen, Evil Queen *that's a pairing*, and Evil Swan Queen *so is that*.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Some Nights by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Some nights...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Not A Fairy Tale Romance by caballlah reviews
Emma has always annoyed Regina. The way she dresses. The way she talks. The way Regina's in love with her…
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,504 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Notes from a Love Story by surrendersomething reviews
Richard Castle writes Kate Beckett bestselling novels. He also writes her notes. This is their story.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Advent by chezchuckles reviews
Castle tries to convince Beckett of the magic of the season. A chapter posted every day. COMPLETE
Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,502 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Dreams by Katie Schmidt reviews
This is a weird little post-Knockout nugget I dreamed up. Coma/AU and contains adult situations during a pregnancy and child birth.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
26 Notes by softer reviews
26 letters in the alphabet, A word, and a Castle drabble to go with each. A collection of cute little one-shots. Rated for chapters 10 and every few after that. Now Complete!
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,746 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
Entropy by Angeldream05 reviews
It has been a while since he last stepped foot in the lab. It looked like nothing had changed but he knew everything was different. His weird kind of family wasn't there anymore. Oneshot post s5 finale.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Congratulations by boredandhomealone reviews
Booth and Brennan went their separate ways. Who's heart will end up broken after the other gets married? Read and find out. Reviews welcome and encouraged! Rated T just to be safe. Nothing naughty in this one gang! Sorry!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
If feeling this good is a sin… by space77 reviews
Brennan finds a half empty bottle of lube and a picture of she and her partner in the glove compartment of Booth's SUV. --Pure dialogue fic.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Decontamination Shower by shipperatheartrealistbynature reviews
UST/humor drabble. Booth is just too old-fashioned for his own good sometimes.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Cuffed by DarkArts27 reviews
Booth and Brennan get an unexpected surprise, and find themselves in quite an awkward situation. BB fluff shot. No spoilers.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Visceral by shipperatheartrealistbynature reviews
Ah, yes, that wall-scene. It really tickled the imagination, didn’t it? ;-D Double drabble. Spoiler for one scene in Science in the Physicist not directly plot-related though .
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Ask Me No Questions by blc reviews
M-Rated stream of consciousness piece. A face from Booth's past reappears in Brennan's office. Violent, sexual situations. Angst, Suspense, Romance.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/19/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Release by blc reviews
My spin on the cliched Booth has to go away story. Major angst to start, eventual romance, fluff at the end. Post PITH, pre S 4. Bones isn't mine, etc. Ch. 20, post trial & Ch. 21, the initial release revisited, and the end of our fairy tale, ch. 22-24.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,316 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
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Second Chance Shelter reviews
Emma, the girl who grew up, escaped Storybrooke as soon as the curse broke to go see the world. Behind, she left a town that doesn't change, her speak-in-bumper-sticker parents and Regina. Now, she is being summoned home due to impending disaster and she must deal with all that was left behind. COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,393 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Fallen reviews
The Angel Emma and the Demon Regina are supposed to destroy each other. Instead, while The Divine sleeps, they fall in love. Swan Queen, naturally.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
In this world or any other reviews
When Emma wakes up after a really bad night, a gorgeous - uninvited and clearly dangerous- woman is in her bed. Once she discards her first assessment- an addict, a hooker, a crazy person- a gift from DH- she has to get to grips with the fact that this is the Evil Queen, a warrior from another world and that she has just made plucky side kick in the fight against the army of evil.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,900 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.]
Believe in magic reviews
If you believe in only one thing today, believe that a used-up Evil Queen and an abandoned child can find each other and forge a bond that transcends worlds, magic and time. One shot. Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Angel with dirty hands reviews
AU. A snow storm, an accident and Emma Swan meets lonely Regina. Where Regina sees a desperate teenager in need of help, Emma sees an easy mark, a free ride and a place to hide from what's chasing her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,043 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Atonement reviews
The curse breaks and Regina is held prisoner by the citizens of Storybrooke to be made to pay for her crimes. But she is no longer the same person she once was: Emma gave her back her heart and a gift she never believed would be possible.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 217,570 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
A house with no roof, no walls, no floor reviews
Short spoiler based vignette: Emma and Regina on the Jolly Roger. Henry was taken and his mothers join forces and hearts to find him and bring him back. This was why people allowed love into their lives, (...) smart, strong people fell in love because love was a home, a house with no walls, no roof, no floor to walk on. And yet, it was shelter like no other (...)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
You've got the light to fight the shadows reviews
Based on the promo for "Lacey" and a very private fantasy of Emma as Eliot and Regina as ET, all wrapped in a blanket and Emma saving her from bad guys, cycling across the night sky with Regina in her bicycle basket.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
One hundred words reviews
Stories told in one hundred words. Swan Queen, of course.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
Lie to me reviews
"Please (...) lie to me. Please. Tell me that what you had to do was important, that it was worth it, that you could not spare a second. Please be kind to me and tell me that it was vital. (...)That you were saving the world. Don't tell me that you were careless, that I did not matter enough. Please lie to me." Tag for "In the nme of the brother". Spoilers for "Tiny". One shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
The Number One Ladies Assassination Agency reviews
Stress reliever collection of short stories out of "Educating Emma" universe. Because we can. "Like all talents, it was sleek and sexy and they were doing it together- and let's face it, what else can a bona fide princess and a former evil queen do together (for work, fun or otherwise) that is not going to raise an eye brow or two?"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
The devil you know reviews
The obligatory tag for "Queen of Hearts". "I'd say then, carelessness, abandonment, neglect… take your pick, Miss Swan. Any will do just fine." "But I… I mean, Henry came to see her and I… I wanted to say thank you. I wanted…." "I'm not sure what you wanted Miss Swan," Though his tone says exactly the opposite. "But the words too little too late occur to me."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Educating Emma reviews
Emma finds it difficult to adapt to the White court: She has her foot permanently in her mouth, the manners of a peasant and a family that covets Snow's throne is out to eliminate her. There is only one person capable of teaching Emma what she needs to survive: the very same Regina Snow has kept secretly imprisoned for the last year. Set in FTL 1 year after the curse breaks. AU
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,650 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
All the happy endings reviews
Very short tag for "The future in the present"
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Let's talk about sex reviews
"What makes you think once you have tried this " Emma pointed at herself, a feat of mechanics and equilibrium, balancing her hot coffee cup, a bear claw and narrowly avoiding sugaring her cascade of blond hair. " you will ever want to give it up?" NOW COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,371 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Desencontro reviews
Emma is given a potion to forget her true love. Regina is poisoned. Rumplestilskin always collects what he is owed.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Never been kissed reviews
She understood why kissing was such a part of every true love story: because it was the closest thing to magic … But to be kissed? Well, that was entirely a different matter. Emma's tongue slipped through her lips and lazily glided over hers, studying her texture, tasting her, mixing their saliva as if together they could be something wholly different from the sum of their parts
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Take my love with you reviews
One more tag for "The Past in the Present".
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - S. Booth
The trouble with mornings reviews
Tag for "The Past in the Present"
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - T. Brennan, Christine B. - Complete
A good morning reviews
Regina Mills hates mornings because she is only one who knows, in the whole of Storybrook, that no matter how many mornings they wake up or how many nights they sleep, they will always wake up exactly the same. But today Regina woke up on her 10440th morning in Storybrook feeling like she had finally done something right
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Bicycles and Lambs reviews
Regina is operating under the assumption that lambs get lost one nibble at a time. Emma is operating under the bicycle theory. Continuation of "Burn the witch"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
Burn the witch reviews
Two part tag for "A land without magic". Now complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
In the heat of the night reviews
A collection of one shots- mostly M rated- so, if you're under 18, just say No and walk away- Inspired by some of my favorite songs- NOT SONG FICS! If you don't know the song, check out the link in my profile. "Hush little baby" now added.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,012 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 10/27/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Heartbeats reviews
What's between them stays between them. Unless we feel the need to put it into a story. The events between Hole in the Heart and Change in the Game.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Power Exchange reviews
The obligatory tag for The Daredevil in the Mould. Rated M for language and content. Walk right on by if you are under 18 or easily offended.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Bits and bobs reviews
Mostly, short tag/ drabbles for episodes. Kick off with Knockdown of course! .
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kate B., Rick C.
Once upon a time a tune reviews
A collection of short one shots inspired by some of my favorite songs. NOT SONG FICS. Strong language and, obviously, smut through out. "Thank You" now added.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Kate B., Rick C.
Are you there? reviews
"I need to go Bones, or I'll keep on falling in love with you"
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Declaration of Love and trust reviews
Yeap, the finale... Do not read if you have not watched it.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Nothing to fear but fear itself reviews
Tag for The boy with the answer
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
All the magic you need reviews
Short tag for The Witch In the Wardrobe. Booth and Brennan and magic. "He had a pocket full of sticks to go with a heart full of wishes."
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The man with the Lion Heart reviews
Dispassionate, ... his cock released its load relieving the pressure lodged in his ... balls in a spurt of unsubstantiated wrong doing. He released his breath, his heart pumping blood furiously to ... to his face where shame became a shade of red.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Bond in the Boot the tags reviews
A few short drabbles on The Bond in the Boot
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Plumbing for imbeciles part 3 reviews
Tag for The Bond in the Boot- the missing love/ sex scene some of you have been asking for- you know, all the wet clothes- you had to see this one coming! Follow up to My tags for this episode.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Every Angel is Terrifying reviews
Tag for Harbingers in the Fountain. Because I was not OK with this episode.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
A Kiss in Time reviews
Just when Brennan had made up her mind about Booth, Agent Perotta, blond, petite, generally adorable and so Booth's type comes along to brush his ego. A new serial killer shows up in town, hunting down couples and Bones is not in on the action. COMPLETE
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,858 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Suspension of disbelief reviews
Suspension of disbelief" is the willingness to acept non realistic elements in a tale if the author infuses a semblance of truth or a human interest. During Booth's illness, Brennan willingly believes her own stories. NOW CONPLETE
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The end in the beginning reviews
Tag to The end in the Beginning. We all know that Hart Hanson maintains that the sex was real, even after we all saw the episode. This is my theory on how he is right about that statement. Mild M rating
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The B side of life reviews
Booth and Brennan have dealt with Sully and Perotta's interference in their love life. They talk about their candidly. Reading may make an accomplice in what happened.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Forever and a day reviews
Nothing in the Universe happens just once. Infinity goes in both directions. There is no unique event, no singular moment" Temperance Brennan . Sometimes, a love is just to great to fit in one single life time. FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,557 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Surviving Christmas! reviews
A tongue in cheek Bones version of Dickens' Christmas Carol. Final Chapter now up!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Mile High reviews
My take on the infamous "Penalty for the late returning of a book". May contain slight spoilers for The Passenger in the Oven" Rated M for obvious reasons so, if you are under 18 or easily blush, just skedaddle, my friend.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
One Shot two endings reviews
One situation, one outcome. Or maybe not. I'm feeling generous, so you can choose your ending! Happy reading!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Cooking Lesson reviews
Pure B/B fluff yes, well, it was bound to happen! Booth teaches Brennan a thing or two about cooking.RATING CHANGED FOR CHAPTER 4. Now concluded
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Jail Bird reviews
This is the story of the second Brennan as told by himself. There are little snippets of info on Bones as well. Go on, give this guy a fair chance to tell his story and don't forget to review
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
All love letters are ridiculous reviews
This is a three part thing. "Well, I was right too. Aren't you the little coward". This was written some time ago, but some parts still make laugh... Hope you enjoy. WARNING: there may be some ooc parts.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Fools Rush In reviews
Booth is out with some army pals who persuade him that it is, in fact, a good idea to serenade Brennan... FOLLOW UP ADDED.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
I carry you in my heart reviews
I was feeling a wee bit depressed when I wrote this one. I'm not going to say more, but I am going to ask you to review if you've read.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - T. Brennan - Complete
Partners in Crime reviews
Brennan and Booth have a date. Sully comes in, spoils the fun and gets shot. That's it, shot absolutely dead! Now Complete!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Bet reviews
How would Booth go about kissing Brennan, of his own volition, without someone pushing him into it? Based on true events... Short one shot
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sleeping Dogs reviews
Set at the end of episode 2 of season 4. Booth and Brennan return home.As ever, with these two, nothing is simple... ATT: Spoilers for epi 1 and 2 of season 4.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
How Zach got his groove back reviews
Zach feels lonely and places an add on one of those dating websites... forget about the ending of season 3. I'm still not ready to live in a Bones World without Zach!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
The work of a minute reviews
I was asked for my thoughts on the "Moonlighting" curse. I wrote this story to prove there is no such thing.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The holiday reviews
Brennan and Booth are going on holiday... but there are 5 little obstacles
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
In my dreams reviews
There is a heat wave in Washington DC. Booth is asleep in his bed...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete