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Joined 09-22-08, id: 1699451, Profile Updated: 06-27-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I think that I just might try to write or at least finish Misadventures but I really don't like Twilight anymore. I've done some reflecting and fanfics are really my thing. I prefer writing my own stories but I just checked and I have over 100 reviews so I might try and finish it up.

lo siento. sorry


Hiya, Everyone!

Nickname: Ninja

Age: For me to know and you to not know. Duh

Dream Goal: publish a best-seller

Hobbies: Color Guard like with the marching band. Writing and reading and wasting time.


Colours: Blue; green; Red (new fav)

Foods: Chocolate, tacos, nachos, pizza, grapes, cucumbers, Ramen

Songs Any Owl City songs,

Bands: Owl City, Evanescence, Nightwish

Books: Harry Potter Series, Maximum Ride Series; The hunger games((only the 1st)), THE PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS!! and the second series along with that.

Authors: J.K. Rowling,

Movies: ClassicDisney Movies like Fox and the Hound, Bourne Movies,

TV Shows: Vampire Dairies, Naruto

Animal- cats closely followed by wolves and dogs.

Word- snazzy

About Me: Hi . . . I love marching and color guard. Umm, I know a bit of spanish but not well enough to be considered fluent in it. Well, I have 3 cats, 2 guinea Pigs, 13 chickens (Taco, Ushi, Nugget, Miki, Hamlet, Osito, Carmen, Eleanor, Adolia, Joy, demon child #1, Ita, and Gir) and a fishie named Casper. Um. What's up?

I am Team Jacob. I love the Pack. Seth is cool. Paul is awesome. My only shred of my ignorant days of liking Twilight.

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I Just Want To Dance: A Cinderella Story by LermanAddictx3 reviews
AU: All Human. Bella is a modern day cinderella, wants to go to dance school and have a good life, without her Step-dad Phil. Edward is a Famous singer, he wants a break for the music and goes back to school. what happens when they meet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,266 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 1/1/2009
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreams Come True by SakuraAddiction13 reviews
HIATUS - Melanie & Lynda have been BFF. When they make a wish on a star,they find themselves in a place they didn't think possible. After meeting the love of their lives,they have a hard choice to make. Staying there forever or finding a way home.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Paul, Embry
The Legend Of George, The Toaster by FuzzySlipper19 reviews
The toaster starts talking to Bella... What will Edward think? This story takes place right after Eclipse. I do not own Twilight, Twilight's characters, or any quotes that I may use from the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
No Sunlight by twilightbystarlight reviews
Bella gets into an accident and needs to be changed. Trouble is, she's forgotten the last 12 years of her life. Takes place after Eclipse. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,842 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Weekend of Fun! by twilightfan201 reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a prank weekend! Alice's clothes are in shreds, Carlisle's library burnt to ashes, and the Union flag painted on Jasper's ceiling! More chapters to come soon! NOW FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Last Chance by animallover0109 reviews
Sequel To At Death's Door... Bella is returned to Earth as a 10 year old girl. But of course it comes with a price. If she is not changed by her true love by her 18th birthday, she must return to heaven... forever. Final chapter up! EXB. Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,147 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
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The Misadventures of Bella and Emmett reviews
Emmett wins the job of baby-sitting Bella. But he gets bored quickly. Emmett chooses to have a little fun with Bella. Will Emmett regret his choice? Will Bella survive without a scratch? How will Alice and Edward react to emmett's choice. Attempt of humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Where is she? reviews
On a ordinary day of hunting, something goes wrong. A strange vampire shows up and Alice is gone. Jasper is in pain. Alice is lost and confused. The Cullen family is being torn appart. Will Alice ever return or will she be lost forever. CHANGED MY NAME.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Alice, Bella