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Author has written 2 stories for Code Geass.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-unknown

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
-unkown

You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!
-unknown

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
-unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
-unknown

He who laughs last didn't get it.
-unknown

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-unknown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-unknown

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my boyfriend to go swimming.
-unknown

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
-Robin Williams.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
-David Letterman.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
-Steven Wright

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
-Emo Philips

"Special Pick-Up Lines"

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

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For Their Own Good by kitsune13 reviews
a one-shot collection - Cloud and Tifa *fluff warning*. Chpt. 50 - she's always wanted to understand him better. THIS however may be just a bit too much. A tandem story with Ves and the confusing consequences of fighting new monsters for the first time. Original game setting.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,457 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Word of the Day by Kainos Ktisis reviews
Because I'm an English nerd. An eclectic collection of oneshots inspired by Dictionary-dot-com's Word of the Day. Cloti. Mostly canon-verse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,846 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Tide by sunflowerb reviews
It's always just been you and me; you and me and opportunity washing up on the shore. Just sit back and wait for the tide to come in, love; because when it does it always brings us something grand. SOKAI ONESHOT POSTKH2
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Keep Breathing, Darling by regenerate reviews
#13-why can't i just save you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/21/2008
Graffiti by charredfeathers reviews
Still, no matter what others thought, it was HER work, and it was beautiful in his eyes. LelouchxKallen AU.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Words by S.K.Evans reviews
When he wakes up, the first thing he remembers is her voice. -oneshot, AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
A Pizza Hut Ending by sasahara17 reviews
Post Series; Kallen meets a Pizza Hut Delivery Guy in Norway. Guess who. Completely OOC.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
For Two by regenerate reviews
Post Turn 25. Kallen, and breaking beautifully.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
baby blue by lottersbee reviews
sokai;-- a name that means sky.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
One More Chance by inconstant heart reviews
His expression told her that this was the last chance she'd ever have to say everything she wanted to say. //Lelouch&Kallen, four beginnings and an ending. Spoilers up to Turn 24.//
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
Hard Candy by mikata-chan reviews
When she heard someone up front ask for seasalt ice cream and saw the bush of brown spikes over the top of the aisle, she thought she was going insane, because he'd been gone for five years. But when she saw those blue eyes, she knew. It was him. SorKai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sora, Kairi
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Complete Non Sequitur by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Chapter One: Lelouch tries out for the school play. Hijinks ensue.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Pretty Boy by Vashagud reviews
He was prettier than she was. Cloti oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
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And the Madness Ensues reviews
Let the madness that is LelouchxKallen, BEGIN! This is basically a collection of drabbles and such
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
Beautifully Ignorant reviews
And so, the people lived on, happy that there was no longer any chaos or discord. If only they knew...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
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