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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
You laugh because I'm different...
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my boyfriend to go swimming.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
"Special Pick-Up Lines"
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?