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Joined 09-22-08, id: 1699540, Profile Updated: 06-13-11
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Hey, my name for all intents and purposes is chass, and I love to read and write. I haven't written anything new in some time due to some major personal problems. I'm slowly healing, and i've just recently been able to read again, and hopefully I'll be writing soon... I'm 24, married, with amazing kids. I love to laugh, and just be with family and friends.

Books: some of my fav books are of course the Max Ride series, the Harry Potter series, and OF COURSE THERE IS TWILIGHT I AM ADDICTIED, the Fever series, The outlander series by Diana Gabaldon, (though I warn you these novels are huge, and only for mature audiences, but I highly recomend them)

OH I've found a new series, House of Night by P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast. I highly recommend them to anyone who likes the Max Ride series, and the Twilight books. They are so good, but i'm warning you if you get the first you better get all of them at once cause they all end with big cliffies.

Okay I've found a new series for anyone who is interested, its called The Mortal Instruments, just google it. I forgot the authors name. (I'm a goober) But its a great triliogy. Same general genre as Twilight, fantasy in the young adult. its about 'shadowhunters'. Check it out! There is now a prequel to this..

Tv-- I don't watch a lot of TV, like i said before I'm really a book person. I watch three shows religiously, thats it. True Blood, Vampire Diaries, Grey's Anatomy.

Quotes

Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car

I will not think about guys. i will not think about guys. i will not think abo- woah! a hot guy!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Allways forgive your enimies - nothing anoyes them so much

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Join the dark side- we have chocolate chip cookies!!

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH FANG COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! ~yes i am!~

IF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE MORE AWESOME THAN ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

boys aren't worth your tears.

My favorite word is sarcasm

I'm the kinda girl who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Duct tape is like the force: both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. so so true

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

All the good guys only real in books

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend would be there beside you saying," we screwed up, but that was fun!!"

lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwasher liquid is made with real lemons

They sterilize needles for lethal injections

You know the indestructible black box that is used on airplanes. Why can't the whole plane be made out of that stuff?

We park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Con is the opposite of pro, so Congress the opposite of progress

Flying is SO SAFE right, then why id the airport called the TERMINAL

Actual Labels

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"

Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."

Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" Are you sure?

Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"

Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."

Dog food-"new and improved tasting", who tests it?

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." Yummy...

Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" CAuse thats not the desired effect..

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" Why did I buy it again?

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Lets experiment .

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." Really?

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." Gasp!

Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!

On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap" And that would be how?

Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" But it's just a sugestion.

Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" To late! you lose!

Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." Wow, I would have never guessed!

Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't that save more time?

Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off of fork lifts.

Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." NO dip

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space.

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious.

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." But no peas?

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Raise your hand if you've tried this.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

15. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

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Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?

A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

i hope not to offend anyone with these, but i thought they all were hilarious...

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody

Live well, laugh hard, & love deeply!!

Okay, If all else in life fails, you've been kicked one too many times, pick up a book, or laugh even if you have to fake it, it'll help relieve the stress.

Message me if you need me.

email me at mycrazylife04 at yahoo (dot) com

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Order Effects by Chand-ck-x reviews
Set sometime in New Moon, a sudden death causes the order of events to fall apart, forming an unlikely friendship, an unlikely alliance and an unlikely romance. Disclaimer: All recognisable themes/characters belong to their creator Stephanie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bella, Paul
My SoCalled Mortal Life by sirwayde reviews
SEQUEL - After four years, Bella returns to Forks scarred by life with her sanity hanging by a thread. Can Bella and Jacob rekindle their feelings despite the dangerous changes in her life? And what about the Volturi and their new interest in her? J/B/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,927 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Bella, Jacob, OC
I'll be home for Christmas by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella Swan pulled the plug on the wedding juggernaut and ran. Reduced to short stays and voluntary isolation, she moves from place to place. The Volturi can't track her, but it doesn't mean they can't find her some other way. Human, she broke her promise to them. Depressed at Christmas, she meets an older man in a bar and he takes her home. Who is he? Why is she drawn to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 187,777 - Reviews: 3625 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - [Bella, Joshua U.] [Angela, Jacob] - Complete
The Pack Imperative by unbidden16 reviews
The Quileute legends were not entirely accurate in their depiction of imprinting. Who was to know that the pack imperative was so strong? Bella is just about to find out how strong. A/U. Warning: ménage, mature themes, domestic discipline. 'STRONG' SCENES REMOVED TO ULTERIOR SITES DUE TO CRITERIA...see profile for details/links.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 272,594 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Waning moon by rllance reviews
Sequel to Eclipsing Twilight It is Bella's Senior Year. Join her as she navigates surgeries, recovery, being the imprint of the future Alpha and of course being the target of a vampire out for Revenge and an ex-boyfriend who wants her back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Bella, Jacob]
Now That Things Have Changed by MsSkylerBlack reviews
Sequel to A Chance To Change...Now that Jacob and Quil have both imprinted on Bella what does this new destiny have in store? Can they really make it work? Jacob/Bella/Quil Mature readers only...adult themes! You have been warned!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,708 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Jacob, Bella
Cliff Diving by hawaiiangrl reviews
Sam imprints on Bella when he is cliff diving. Edward is gone so don't worry about him popping up anytime soon...I don't think I'll be putting Emily in here..if I do she may be a werewolf or just a regular human who my be imprinted on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Bella, Sam
Earth Born Angels by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
Two years after FSS. Sequel, duh. The flock has to deal with the truth of them being angels and they learn to accept certain parts of life. This won't make any sense without reading FSS. Original Characters
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Playing With Fire by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Just as Jacob is starting to become Bella's "personal sun," he imprints on Leah. Heartbroken, Bella finds solace with another werewolf - a more volatile, hot-tempered werewolf who doesn't put up with her pity party. PaulBella, JacobLeah, New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,365 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - [Bella, Paul] [Leah, Jacob]
If tomorrow never comes by Lucyferina reviews
His eyes though, his eyes were the same. Dark, intense with a touch of maturity and passion that had drawn her in the first time around. "Jake." She whispered. A Jacob/Bella 'what if'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Crazy Side of Normal by scrapalicious reviews
There's one thing everyone in the world had in common. We all just want to be normal... with normal friends doing normal things. Jake & Nessie wanted the same thing. Sometimes we don't get what we want. 2nd try at my 1st fanfic. Plus a side bit of Embry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,178 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Drop in the Ocean by I-Have-A-Dark-Side reviews
The Cullen's left and she survived, she turns to Jacob and falls in love with him and the Pack. But then when Jacob imprints what is left of Bella and who will be there to help her when the one that made her whole was the one tearing her apart!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,850 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Bella, Paul - Complete
The Big Adventure by evieeden reviews
A wolf pup goes exploring one day. FutureTake from the Part of the Pack universe. Advent story written for 2nd December.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Bet on Me by kissa621 reviews
Who in their right mind bets on their own virginity? Innocent Bella gets herself caught up in the charms of the very gorgeous, very bad Jacob Black. Will she be able avoid him like her boyfriend asks or will she fall for his seduction? ExBxJ triangle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,992 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Dreamscapes by Zoe1078 reviews
Bella dreams of Jacob after she breaks his heart following the newborn battle. He is forced to leave town to protect her from a continuing threat, and the dreams continue. They are more than they appear. Rated M for lemons/violence. Won a Non-Canon Award for Best Lemon; runner up for Best Romance. Also nominated for JBNP, Energize WIP, and 5 Fandom Choice Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 295,713 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The leader of the Pack by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella spent the remains of her summer in the arms of Jacob Black. Her very own motorcycle boy. New Moon AU,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Run Right In To You by SparkELee reviews
Bella's life is turned upside down when she discovers Jake imprinted on her a week before her wedding with Edward. But, as it always is with life in Forks, things aren't always what they seem. Bella/Jacob, later Bella/Paul/Embry. Triangle time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,756 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Bella, Paul
Bought and paid for by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Leah gets a job as an escort. MA, AU
Crossover - Twilight & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Leah, Alcide] - Complete
Natural as Breathing by LadyKatie0511 reviews
Breaking Dawn took us all on a roller coaster of contradictions, if you ever wondered what might have been this is a story for you. Bella shakes off the fairy dust and contemplates a different future. Completed for now, epilogue to be added and sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,215 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Together by Amaggiepie reviews
Jacob/Bella. What if Edward had been called away from the tent for the night just after Jacob zipped himself in? Canon-compliant Eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Voice In The Darkness by Nickeyd26 reviews
What if Edward did not take the dramatic route and wait till noon to step into the sun in Volterra? What if Alice and Bella were incapable of getting to him in time? What if he was not the only casualty of bad timing and misread visions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,410 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Walking in the Air by Pavarti reviews
Time line adjustment: Bella comes to Forks at the end of her Junior year and Jacob has already transformed. What would happen if Bella met her wolf first?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,825 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Zenith by Majesta Moniet reviews
A simple choice altered. A love given room to grow. As weeks without the Cullens' return stretch by, Bella's going to discover that vampires and werewolves aren't the only things that go bump in the night. NM AU. J/B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,915 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fire and Ice by team jedward reviews
My lemony take on what should have happened in the tent scene from Eclipse. Bella and Edward and Jacob action.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Bella, Jacob
What do they call one girl with three boyfriends? by shinythings22 reviews
New Summary ch 19 : Zoey loves all three of her guys. Events slowly coalesce now to reveal new tattoos, a terrifying, soul-deep connection with Kalona, practical reasons her guys are important, and a more primal reason her guys cannot let her go.
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,785 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Zoey R.
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5896 - Favs: 9,439 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,776 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall For You by Live720 reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? This story picks up from that part in New Moon. It gives Jacob his chance, finally. If Edward decides to come back, whom will Bella choose? Who is Cole and what are his motives? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 140,564 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
September's Fall by xXxAnimeRulesxXx reviews
Sequel to 'I Am Fighting.' Hope you enjoy it. Thanks for readin! R-E-V-I-E-W!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,259 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Year Two of Forever by My-Bella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4857 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
MAXIMUM RIDE: Expiration Dates Please by Mechaa reviews
Max and the flock have blown off the Lerner School for the Gifted and are back in the wild where they belong. Plenty of FAX from the first chapter, rated M for a reason blahblah. Review for more chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
Learning Experience by RealWorldWriter47 reviews
Renesmee is a sheltered girl, but when she's thrust into the high school world she can't help but change. Suddenly things are brand new, a love, a life, and finding who she is. Being a teenager is a little more complicated when the Cullen's are involved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,202 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Catch the Wind by Savannahbobanna reviews
Axelle is seventeen, but her parents still haven't told her their secret. A new kid at school catches Axelle's fancy. When all the pieces of the puzzle fall into place, Axelle has some big choices to make. Part three to the Twist of Fate Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,324 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
BD: Immortal Souls by Nostalgicmiss reviews
An alternative ending to the Twilight saga. I hate saying goodbye so this is my own ending. Continues on from the first chapter of SM's Breaking Dawn, read the first chapter of the book and it takes off from there. No offense intended. LEMONS ;0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,357 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella - Complete
Famous Last Words by Miz Turwaithiel reviews
“I heard you were going to Portland,” the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. “I’m coming with you.” Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Lemony Christmas by ExperimentalMe reviews
After twenty years of blissful marriage, Edward and Bella are open to explore family "boundaries" during the festive holiday season. Lemon alert, rated M. AxB, ExJ, BxJ, and more in the future. Please R & R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
Alone Together by baby-bird7 reviews
Max and fang have been caught and they have to stay in a prison cell together with only one cot the rating may turn to m so be careful i'm really bad at summerys soo pllllleeeeaaaasssse just read it please R&R . fax iggyoc
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
A Place Called Home by Suni.Baby reviews
Eight years ago Max was hauled away by the Erasers and taken back to the school.Now she's back! But she's not alone!But Max isn't the only one with a surprise! Fang has one too!//Fissa//FAXNESS//NIGGYNESS//otherness! R&R please!Used to be BabiSuni!UPDATED
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,266 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Fade Away by Danielle18 reviews
Eight years after the events of Breaking Dawn and the time has come for Jacob to be something more to Renesmee than just a friend. At the same time the Volturi have great things planned for Edward and Bella's gifted child....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,951 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob - Complete
One In A Million by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Edward left Bella, leaving her heartbroken. Soon after, she began to fall in love with her best friend. How will Jacob and Bella's romance turn out? And how will the pack react to Bella's shocking news? JxB: lemon eventually
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,979 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Midnight Kisses by lilylikespbj reviews
This is not your ordinary Max Ride story. This includes love between Iggy and a girl, Fang and two girls, and is mainly written so you can imagine yourself in that spot.The story will get to mature situations, but it'll be good i promise,so please read it
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007
Illuminati by Lilith Filth reviews
Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
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Natural reviews
A one shot of Bella and Jake. AH. Good friends let nature take its course. Lemon Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Forgetting reviews
A one shot of Jacob and Bella. Jacob trys to get Bella to forget Edward. Set after Edward leaves. Lemon Rated M for a reason. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
ONE NIGHT reviews
All human- Bella finds herself pregnant, and confused. What will happen when the father finds out? How can she be a mother at 18, read and find out. This isn’t your ordinary bella-pregnant. It has a major twist. So read and review people.. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008
OUT OF THE ORDINARY reviews
MAX AND THE FLOCK GO AROUND THE COUNTRY FLAUNTING THERE WINGS, ALL THE WHILE THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THE 3 ELDER MEMBERS GETS NEARLY UNBEARABLE IS ITEX REALLY GONE, OR IS SOMEONE GOING TO TAKE THERE PLACE? I'M NO GOOD WITH SUMMARY JUST READ AND REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,292 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008
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