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Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Looney Tunes, Mortal Instruments, Twilight, and Great Gatsby.

Favorite books - Maximum Ride, Twilight, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, The Host, The Book Thief, The Hobit, The Giver, The Hunger Games, Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, and Artemis Fowl.

Favorite TV shows - The Simpsons, Mythbusters, How I Met Your Mother, Firefly, Angel, Dollhouse, The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Bones, Scrubs, Ugly Betty, The Office, Gilmore Girls, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

BTW the little pic to the left is an okapi. Just in case you care.


If the the crtl, c, and v buttons on your keyboard are not already worn out, get ready for 'em to be!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz, blessedbyacurse, supernerdy,

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love IGGY copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Renesme Carlie should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social, know you're anti-social, and don't really give a care copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the TWILGHT SAGA are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the HARRY POTTER series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the MAXIMUM RIDE series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've accidentally called one of your siblings or friends Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel or Total copy and paste this is you profile.

If you have 10 or more all time favorite books ever copy and paste this into your profile.92 percent of american teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, it you are the 8 that would be laughing their butts off... copy andpost this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give that stupid rabbit some forsaken trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel bad for Jacob Black...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (My shoulder still hurts!!)

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If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started sobbing for no reason copy this to your profile.

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If you still laugh you butt off rereading Maximum Ride, copy this to your profile.

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

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If you've ever stabbed someone with a pencil/pen in a harmless way to release anger put this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

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If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Every time I have this feeling, I call the boy that sits next to me in language arts Felicity. He is about ready to kill me :-)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird… copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

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Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If this describes you, copy this into your pro.

If you have ever laughed for ten minutes straight, copy and paste this your profile.

If Iggy is your favorite character copy and paste tfhis on your profile. (Honestly, I think Iggy is better looking than Fang. Besides, Fang is already taken, and Max would cream you in a fight.)

My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

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If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them whats wrong with there mind. copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the few people to say, "where to begin..."

IF IGGYS YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

If you have your own little world, copy this on your pro!

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If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.


Phi... phi is one of my more recent obsessions.

Phi, or φ (pronounced fee. In my opinion. Some say fie.) is a weird number that seems to turn up just about everywhere. This is just a bunch of differant properties and facts about phi. If you know one that I don't have posted please let me know.

phi is equal to (1 + squareroot 5) / 2 or approximately…

1.6180339887498948482045868343656381177203091798057628621354486227052604628189

0244970720720418939113748475408807538689175212663386222353693179318006076672

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Phi properties:

phi + 1 = phi squared

phi + phi squared = phi cubed

phi = 1 + 1 / (1 + 1 / (1 + 1 / ( 1 + 1 / (1 + 1 / (1 + 1 / (1 + 1 / (1...

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Phi and Pi properties:

-The first three digits of pi and phi both total 8.

-The first eight digits of pi and phi both total 31.

-314159 and 1618033 are prime numbers.

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Phi Properties in Biology:

-The ratio of the length of a DNA molecule to the width is phi.

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Other Random Phi Things:

-The best sounding violin is built with ratios between lengths being phi.

-The painting of The Last Supper has many phi ratios in it.

-The Parthenon has many phi ratios in it.

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Websites:

http://1.618033988749894848204586834365638117720309179805762862135448623.com/

http://www.mathacademy.com/pr/prime/articles/fibonac/index.asp

http://goldennumber.net/dna.htm


A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House" for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculing: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora.)


Bold the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GET SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a b.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a b.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a s.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible s.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT TO, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be f-ed up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST have no friends in real life.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

The only word on the page was Pando. It was my yearbook.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A potted jade plant.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Mythbusters.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:15pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:19pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom cooking, my brother talking, running in circles, and throwin a parachute he made out of paper around, Puffy (my brothers pet bearded dragon) scratching at his cage, and commercials running on the TV.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I went to see a sculpture of a loc ness monster that someone submitted to an art show downtown.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The profile of SeekDreamsAndFindHope.

9. What are you wearing?

A yellow paint shirt that says Friends For Life, and a black pair of pants that are about 8 inches too short, and agian covered in paint.

10. Did you dream last night?

No.

11. When did you last laugh?

While listening to Pride and Prejudice an hour ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A construction paper mongoose, a TV, speakers, pictures of my brother and I when we were little, and small scrap of streamers taped to the wall.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes. A concrete loc ness monster in the middle of the Grand River. And a GINORMOUS chair and table sculpture ontop of a bridge.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Pretty good. Not too much competition.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Pearl Harbor.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A segway. I know they are totally nerdy, but I have always thought they were also kinda awsome.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

My pet snail died and I didn't realize it for around two weeks. I thought it was hibernating.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I could answer honestly, but I wouldn't have many friends afterward. How 'bout cure diabetes? Thats good too.

19. George Bush:

Idiot.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Heather.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Luke.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes.


Character Quiz

1. Edward (Twilight duh!)
2. Alice (Twilight)
3. Clary (Mortal Instruments)

4. Fang (Maximum Ride)
5. Iggy (Maximum Ride)
6. Angel (Maximum Ride)
7. Magnus(Mortal Instruments)
8. Isabelle (Mortal Instruments)
9. Max (Maximum Ride)
10. Bella (Twilight)

"Alright, quiz time!! ."

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Oh jeez! He is a stalker!

Number 2 asked you to go out with her?

I am sorry Alice, but I'm not gay. However if your not interested in Jasper anymore...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Um, awkward. What was she doing in my house anyway? Or what was I doing in hers?

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

'Bout time!

5 cooked you dinner?

YAY! As long as rat isn't a major ingredient, I'm good.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I would burry her in sand then run.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Whoa, like how so? Like by being my great, great, great, great, great, great, great Uncle in law?

8 got into the hospital somehow?

I don't doubt it. I mean seriously, you can only battle so many demons while wearing a skirt with out getting hurt.

9 made fun of your friends?

They probably deserved it. Kidding Kidding! heh heh.

10 ignored you all the time?

That's ok. As long as she still introduces me to Jasper, I'm cool.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Pull up a lawn chair and a glass of blood-ade and watch the show.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

She puts pixie dust on it, and it is, poof, better.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

She'll give me a stele, cuz I'm a shadow hunter in disguise! Sigh... I wish.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He flies away and pretends he can't hear me screaming.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

He'll ask Gazzy to describe everything in detail to him so he'll know what's goin on.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

She'll tell Edward, cuz I know Angel has always had a grudge against me.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'll invite me to one of his awsome parties and let me pet his cat.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

She lets me let all my anger out by holding down Jace and letting me pummel him.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

She steals a container of air writing stuff and writes Go Supernerdy! in the sky.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

She will tell me that Jacob got hit by a car. Oh wait, that's how I started laughing in the first place.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because when I was little I was dropped on my head, and from that point on all my nightmares were about Edward's hair trying to kill me.

2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Alice, that's your own life decicion. I'm just not sure Max is gay too. Seriously? Are you done with Jasper? DIBS!

You're dating number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?

Um as long as Clary doesn't draw marks all over the walls or anything they should be fine.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means something is finally right with the world!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Actually they did in the second MR book when Iggy decides he isn't gonna live with his parents. It wasn't a KISS kiss though, just like a "I'm glad to see u cuz ur my bro" one.

6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I think the Its A Small World song really loudly until she stops.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

OH DEAR LORD! The hair cutter person must have dumped a monkey load of sparkles on my head!

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Um... Gee...Tough luck with Simon, he is TOTALLY meant for Maia. Maybe Eric? How 'bout Chairman Meow?

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Yes, but I'll regret it later.

1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it?

Yes, his tastes aren't actually that bad. He likes a lot of good background music.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Isabelle puts a happy-peppy-joy-joy mark on her that Clary just invented

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?

As long as it takes until she cracks and drinks Chuck's blood.

3 told 6 she started her period.

Angel just may be scarred for life.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Umm Max kind of deserved that for not knowing that Magnus is both gay and Alec's.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

I video tape it and post it on youtube.

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

She puts a silencing mark on Angel.

7 got high.

OH DEAR LORD RUN FOR COVER!!

8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?

It's because none of the characters in any of my fics wear fashionable clothes. Except maybe Nudge.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

She resurects Ari who uses his super werewolf ness to pwn Eddie.

10 starts working at a bar..

She only serves bloody Marys.

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

I look around the corner to see if Angel is mind controlling him to do it.

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

I told him he had stupid hair.

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond?

Does it really matter? It isn't gonna be "I love you too" and so there aren't going to be any survivors besides Alice to know what specifically happened.

3 is a drug addict. what do you do?

I lock her in a little room with Magnus and a lot of glitter until she swears she will never take any more drugs.

4 kiss 8. what's your reaction?

Meh. If Fang has given up on Max, then he and Isabelle would actually make a really cute pair.

5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there?

What's Hansmall?

6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?

I tell Max and let her handle the rest.

7 is missing .where do you go to look for him?

GLITTER-R-US

8 needs a tutor. on what subject does she need tutoring?

On how to keep your vampire boy friend.

9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?

Nothing. I died from laughing.

10 hates you. why?

Because I told her that her husband was a stalker.

1 gives you a teddy bear. why?

Cuz its an evil bear that will kill me in my sleep.

2 and 6 are fighting. what do you do?

I plan on rooting for Alice in the future, but root for Angel in my mind.

3 ate 7. what's your reaction?

I rush Clary to a hospital. It could not be healthy to eat that much glitter.

4 died. how?

He was too quiet and too still for too long and disappeared.

5 turns invisible. what does he do to you?

He takes my puppy

6 loses memory. you have to give her a new memory. what do you say to her?

A tell her she had been a back up singer for Madonna.

7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name?

Ummmmm... There are so many things wrong with that. I guess Magnus names the baby Kassiette. It means glittering in Sanskrit.

8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?

I snap my fingers and Simon comes to the rescue, distracting Izzy from me.

9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?

I'll persuede Angel to mind control Fang to repeatedly run into a tree.

10 broke up with 9. what do you do?

Ill spread the word to Fang and Edward.

Yay! Now I can taggle. Doggirlem, Ranita66, 1undercover, and 11twilightcrazy are tagged!

Yes, I am actually doing practically the same quiz twice. Don't judge me.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Magnus

2. Maximum Ride

3. Fang

4. Iggy

5. Alice

6. Nudge

7. Jasper

8. Willow

9. Tara

10. Spike

11. Angel (From Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

12. Anya

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! and NO NO NO! Well, actually, on second thought maybe they aren't that bad...

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Yes. Very very. He can cook, fly, and beat up wolf people. What's more adorable than that?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Shudders Skipping this one... WAY too many things wrong with it.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes. One by Kiliro, it was a Buffy / Maximum Ride crossover.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Alice would be a little bit better with Spike than Tara. Actually, they are both vamps, not bad.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Jasper would cut his own brain out then beat it with a hammer until he completly forgot and then let himself reassemble.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Sang or Fake

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hmm... gay guy and lesbian... maybe a cute friendship fic. They would get along, what with the spell casting and all.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Immortal Remorse

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Practically all of 'em.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Sort of...

Dogemgirl is working on a fic in the same fandom... Not sure if Angel shows up.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Is it cheating to say Under Your Spell? (For those of you out of the loop, in season six of Buffy a spell is placed on everyone, forcing them to sing. That is Willow and Tara's song)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

DONT READ UNLESS YOU ENJOY THE FEELING OF WANTING TO CLAW OUT YOUR BRAINS!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Wow... Can't remember, but I think it would be one of 1undercover's fics.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (5).

Magnus and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Tara runs off with Jasper. Magnus, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Angel and a brief unhappy affair with Nudge, then follows the wise advice of Maximum Ride and finds true love with Alice.

Well, it works a little.


25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


This is one of the most awesome things EVER - http://www.fancast.com/tv/Dr.-Horribles-Sing-Along-Blog/101392/808106036/Dr.-Horribles-Sing-Along-Blog/videos


By the way, half the credit for the stories "I" write goes to my friend, 1undercover. Withouts her everthing i vvrited wood be uninteligimentable,

Another one of my best friends, Ranita66 , has her own fanfic, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4609219/1/Phoenix_Arrival. Check it out!

Dogemgirl... well she is just too weird for words. But she has some good Glee fanfics.

Pokedisney3 is helping me and 1undercover with another fic that has yet to be posted.

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Bittersweet Blood by diabeticgirl4 reviews
He's a vampire, she's a diabetic. They have a bittersweet relationship. They weren't made for each other, but they can't live without each other. How can she manage her diabetes and a vampire boyfriend, without ruining her health or relationshipip? OCxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008
Ridiculously Short and Unimportant Messages by Zee C reviews
This story takes place post-Battle and is told through letters, notes and the occasional newspaper article. Draco's in love with Hermione and tries to woo her. Lots of little banters between the two
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,656 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Phoenix Arrival by Ranita66 reviews
15 year old Phoenix has finally broken free from the School; she is the first 'experiment' to ever do this without aid. Desperately she embarks on a wild goose chaise to find, help and warn the valiant Maximum Ride and her flock hoping it is not too late.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 10/21/2008
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Non Refundable by Pippin's Socks reviews
There is a perfectly logical explanation as to why Jace Wayland is baking cookies at 2 o'clock in the morning, just give the boy a few minutes to come up with something. – JaceClary. For Fiercy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Iggy's Interference by BrownEyedBookWorm reviews
Max is finally starting to accept her feeling for Fang, but it takes a kiss from Iggy to put everything into perspective. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008
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The Magnificent Magnus reviews
In 1922, a few years after the war in Idris, Alec moves to the West Egg to live near Jace and Clary. A slightly alternate universe where Alec has not yet his new next door neighbor, the Magnificent Magnus.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Alec L.
The Looney Ride reviews
As Wile E. Coyote, a failed experiment who escaped from the school, chases after the mini flock in hope of finally getting something to eat, you can't help but wonder what stupid plan the coyote will come up with next, and how the bird kids get away.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
Replaced reviews
What would you do if you woke up 26 years in the future and learned you were your own daughter, your cousin knew that you would murder her, and that your mother was dead? *Complete*
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Max - Complete
Winged Immortal, Maximum Ride Twilight Crossover reviews
Nudge is fatally injured in a surprise flyboy attack. There is no chance of keeping her heart beating, but perhaps she can still be saved. Takes place after FW & BD, thus spoilers. Flames welcome.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,909 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Nudge - Complete
Copy and Paste reviews
Max is playing around on fan fiction, and decides that her blank profile page is a little boring. So, of course, she adds copy and pastes! ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Max, Nudge - Complete
The Apocalypse reviews
Just a day of history class in the year 2038. Heather and her classmates are studying the near apocalypse of 2010, and for Heather, her mother's past. ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Gazzy's April First reviews
What could Gazzy be up to with a permenant marker, a rubber snake, a can of pink spray paint, and two live mice? ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete