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All I can think of to do with my life is to dream.

I guess the next step is to make those come true.

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I Love Boarding School and BrozeHaired Beauties by kelsey0014rheagan reviews
Bella Swan has just moved to Valley High Boarding School. While there she meets new friends and.....the player. Edward Cullen. What will happen when Edward plans to make her his? Will she give in or play hard to get?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,642 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
How To Annoy The Cullen's by JustBella reviews
Each chapter gives you ten funny ways to annoy a Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009
PS I Love You by ballerina-Alice reviews
The girl dumbly selected an e-mal and typed in a formal "Hi." Thinking she was just getting a friend to open up to, not knowing she was crashing into true love. Originaly by GeezGeena, I am writing from chapter 7.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
I shouldn't love you, but I do by Edwardluver67 reviews
Isabella Swan is a troubled teen with a secret. Charlie warns her to straighten up and arranges tutoring for the classes she is behind on. Will her teacher, Mr. Edward Cullen figure out the problem that troubles Bella? What lines will be crossed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,369 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8261 - Favs: 6,328 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maid Unleashed by totallyrae reviews
When Raven Roth attempts to escape from a certain masked enemy, she stumbles right into the home of the Teen Titans. The next thing she knows, she's a maid. NOW COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Family and Love by jaley reviews
Emmett and Bella are siblings torn apart by their parents now after years they finally see each other again. The reunion brings more than just a brother. Sorry the title isn't great.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,527 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Wish by Earthnfarie reviews
Kagome is betrayed in a way no one expected as Kikyou tries to get her soul back. What is unknown to all is that this is the path of destiny and it must be walked.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,919 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
My Big Mister Perfect by MalyssaQuark reviews
Bella was involved in a horrible crime, which left her with a surprise. She went to Forks to get a fresh start, but unexpected happenings bring her back to Arizona for a few days. How will Forks react to the surprise that Bella Swan brings? AH, AU,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Emmett
the tree in the middle by emoellie42396 reviews
Bella and Rose are emo sisters and after renee their mom gets in a coma they move in with thier emo bro jasper and a abusiv charlie. then they meet the emo neighbors who are jaspers friends emmett and edward. will love bloom between bella and edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,968 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isabella and The Cullens by Nessierox reviews
Isabella is a sweet innocent 6 yr old,going on a trip with her parents.I guess fate was not on their side.Bella is now all alone until the Cullens find her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 87,863 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Miraculous Chaos by formerlyanonymousinsanityisFUN reviews
Nine angels protect the balance between good and evil. The angels of love hate war piece miracles chaos life death and fate. When the angels of Miracles and Chaos arrive in Forks will Bella fall for vampire Edward or will unseen threats pull them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Opposites Attract Babe' by cullenluver12 reviews
Bella: Raven black hair, a hate for preps, black nails, skinny jeans, converse. Edward: Perfect hair,polos and khaki. But what happens when these two polar opposites are paired for a project? ExB Disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Newton by hotflower06 reviews
5 years after Breaking Dawn, both Edward and Bella and the recent married Jessica and Mike end up on Wife Swap. What will happen? Does Mike still love Bella? how can the Cullens possibly hide they're secret with Jessica around? And who's James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Jessica
What If by Chocolatiee reviews
What if Bella was one of the Cullens--and Edward was the human? Would they still fall in love with each other?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
sk8er grl by RiverClan's Brambleheart reviews
bella is a clumsy skater girl. edward is a preppy vamp. what happens when they are thrown into the same school? disclaimer i don't own twilght or any of the characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Never Again by Fai'sKay reviews
Jasper and Bella were married during the civil war. 145 years later they meet up after thinking each other were dead. Jasper/Bella OOC. Don't like, don't read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Betrayed Heart by dreamflyer333 reviews
Come read this compelling story about what happens to the two main characters of Avatar, Zuko and Katara, and everyone around them AFTER the peaceful ending. When they start questioning everything they had first believed...and a new enemy approaches.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,766 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Wicked Little Girls by eliza28 reviews
Bella and Alice are sisters and two of a kind. Their parents and Renee and Marcus Volturi. They are half-vampire/half-pixie and have powers beyond anything the world has ever seen. Full summary inside. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fallen Angel by 0041523 reviews
Isabella, Angel of Immortality. Exiled from Heaven for creating the Vampire race. Damned to live out her eternal life on earth with her 'demons'. What will happen when she moves to Forks, home of the Olympic Coven? Canon Pairings. AU. Somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,556 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Hollow by plumlucky reviews
It's been 78 years since Edward left Bella, and now a Bella he believe to have died has resurfaced. She is most certainly a vampire and she is completely different then she was when she was human. What happens with the Cullen's meet her again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
Sink into Me by XxeNVyxX42 reviews
Edward is a bored immortal searching for that missing element. Could the new girl be more than she seems or just more trouble than she's worth? Bella takes Edward on the adventure of his afterlife. OOC slight cross with TrueBlood
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,048 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In His Arms by The Telepathic Hawk reviews
Sessomaru comes across Kagome alone and broken. What happened? Where's Inuyasha? What is he going to do with a broken Miko who just pledged her life to him?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,285 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Unknown Creature by call me your partner in crime reviews
Bella doesn't understand why her parents didn't want her. She realizes that she is inhuman, and possibly dangerous, while living at the orphanage. The Cullens adopt her, wanting to give her a home where others aren't disturbed by her powers. AU/BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,577 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
What's with the roses? by Die2Live-Live2Die reviews
Bella moves to forks because she wants a fresh start. She's goth but...a happy person? She's a cool girl that likes rock and black, but deep down all she really wants is someone to love and to love her... Now, one question...What's with the roses?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Different Types of Angels by call me your partner in crime reviews
Edward left, and Bella killed herself. She is now an angel and happens to run into the Cullens a couple years later. Will she accept Edward back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,135 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kagome's Unhappy Love Life by Amledo reviews
One mistake, trusting InuYasha not to brutalize her, can Sesshomaru save her from her own self loathing? Can he live with a barren mate? M for rape, attempted suicide, and general misery. Complete i think
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sesshomaru, Shippo - Complete
One of The Boys? by TopazEyesx77 reviews
Carlisle and Esme run an all boys school. Bella, Alice and Rose are all sisters and all got transfered to this school for one specific reason. but what could that one reason be?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
Look the other way by Insideitall reviews
Jasper likes Bella from the start, will Edward win her over first?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,650 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Our Private Secret by VIXX.Starlight.092 reviews
Bella and Edward are keeping their two little children a secret from the rest of their high school. How long is it going to stay a secret? All Human! ExB On Hold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Just the vampire next door by hollisterchick reviews
What if Bella is already a vampire when she moved to Forks? She meets Edward and the other Cullen's who are vampires. Will it all turn well for her or will it end up in a sour note?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,860 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Angels and Demons by MACHOxMAN reviews
There are worlds beyond this one, boundaries that can't be crossed, a delicate balance that depends on the cooperation of unkowing souls. But rules were made to be broken. Right? Come fly with us, and you will see.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
She'll Never Forget by TweetyBean reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is so distraught, she gets in an accidental car crash. The result is amnesia, forcing Bella to forget everything that happened since she came to Forks. She goes to Maine, not expecting others.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,675 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twinkling by jshai reviews
Two years after Breaking Dawn, Bella, Edward and the rest of the Cullen's finally head off to New Hampshire. What will they expect? My version of what the fifth book would be and the prequel to "Solstice"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
These Three Months of Hell by WheezerSneezer reviews
The landlady forces Kyohei and Sunako to live together for three months, saying that Sunako needs to be more ladylike and Kyohei needs to be a better boyfriend. She knows her plan will work. But how the hell are they supposed to get along normally?
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,605 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
Capture My Heart by You'reTheMoon reviews
Jasper and Edward are ordered to kidnap Alice and Bella. What happens when the captors and captives fall for eachother? AU all human. Jasper/Alice and Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,735 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Trapped Inside Your Broken World by RLD Flame-point Callie-co reviews
Vamps of Gangland sequel. Life in the underworld takes its toll on Bella's sanity, and she ends up with an evil alter-ego who sides with Jacob. Can Edward bring back the Bella he loves? Even if he does, will things ever be the same between them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,257 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Their Bond by Inuyashasesshy4eva reviews
Kagome is under Sesshoumaru's protection ever since Inuyasha cheated on her with Kikyo. The miko has fallen for the Prince and he for her. What happens when they run into Inuyasha? Sesshoumaru's refusing to let such a thing happen? And where's Sango?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,398 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Sesshomaru's Captive by Miko Anna reviews
Sesshomaru has been looking for a way to get back at InuYasha ever since the Tetsaiga was left to him. One day the opportunity finally knocks when he needs a girl that can see the jewel shards to help him find Naraku.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 110,698 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Finding our everthing by Alicia.Maree reviews
Bella has a son, Anthony Masen Cullen. He is 7 years old. One day they go shopping, what happens at the shopping mall that changes there lives for the good? What will Edward think about his son? Is everything going to turn out?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,616 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Push and Pull by Jimi's Little Wing reviews
Yin and Yang. Fire and Water. Good and Evil. Push and Pull. Such is the duality of their relationship, and their love… Zuko finds Katara after Azula has tortured her, and their duality sparks great love. A/U Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,407 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Who I am Today by mbierl9911 reviews
Sequel to Nowhere to go. Edward and Bella continue lifes adventures. ON HOLD. I will still reply to all reviews and PMs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Finding the girl I once was by MynameisInu reviews
“What were you thinking!” Inuyasha fumed with anger as he stood over his bleeding wife" Where will Kagome run to when her home is no longer safe and all she wants is to be her own person again. SesshomaruXKagome Rated M for later. PLEASE read and REPLY!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Close encounters of the Supermarket kind by Black Angel reviews
Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hidden Abuse by SakuraMoon1989 reviews
*Complete* Kagome is in an abusive relationship. What happens when the head of her department, Inuyasha, finds out? What will she do when he tells his brother? Kag/Sess AU... please R&R. please let me know if you think I should continue
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
In Love Again by Girl in Blue reviews
“I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children with you.” Danny said quickly, in desperation. He felt Sam go rigid under his embrace and slightly pale when he said the last part. Complete!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,602 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete