Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Hello out there! I go by several different names, including my actual name. The list of nicknames that I have is pretty much endless.
I am a full time college student who also works 40 hours a week. I rarely have any spare time.
books: Maximum Ride by James Patterson, West Side Story, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer, anything by Mark Twain, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll, of course Harry Potter, The White Rabbit Chronicles by Gena Showalter
tv/movies: House, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Chicago, Grease, Schindler's List, Alice in Wonderland (2010), Letters to Juliet, the Harry Potter movies, Dear John, Monty Python, Grey's Anatomy, Dance Moms, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Transformers, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once Upon a Time, The Walking Dead, Friends, Supernatural, Marvel related things, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Into the Woods, Arrow
foods: poutine (fries with cheese and gravy), tacos, cantaloupe, grapes, strawberries, frappes, chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, Nutella, cheddar and sour cream chips, pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, Twix, brownies, chocolate chip banana bread, congo bars, whoopie pies, potatoes, ranch dressing, tortilla chips and hummus, cheese, pasta, veggies, cheesecake, marble cake, cheez-its, maple cookies, waffles, breakfast sandwiches
miscellaneous: the color purple, the Red Sox, shiny things, fuzzy things, DANCING, reading, listening to music, sleeping, cats, my friends, sequins, taking naps, Lego video games, cooking, baking, running, knitting, crocheting, coloring
If anything on my profile offends you, let me know and I will delete it.
The Soundtrack to Your Life.
Opening Credits: "Feeling Good" Michael Buble
Waking Up: "Fearless" Taylor Swift
First Day of School: "Agony" Chris Pine and Billy Magnussen
Falling In Love: "I Want to Make You Close Your Eyes" Dierks Bentley
Being in love: "Smile" Uncle Kracker
Fighting: "Your Fault" Into the Woods cast
Breaking Up: "Heartache Tonight" The Eagles
Driving: "My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light 'Em Up)" Fall Out Boy
Flashback: "If Today was Your Last Day" Nickelback
Mental Breakdown: "Novocaine" Fall Out Boy
Getting Back Together: "I Run To You" Lady Antebellum
Wedding: "So Happy Together" The Beatles
Birth of a Child: "Here Comes the Sun" The Beatles
Final Battle: "Heat of the Moment" Asia
Death Scene: "Carry on Wayward Son" Kansas
Funeral: "Tiny Dancer" Elton John
Powerful Women's Motto
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
Oh Crap, she's awake!!
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sex'.
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation when writing.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. With a serious face, Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
19 Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
It's Called Therapy
"Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!"- my bff Sig.
"Everything in this room is edible, even I am edible. But that my friends is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in many societies"- Johnny Depp (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.)
"Do these hips make my pants look big?"- Sig.
"Lauren, your house is made for short people!"- Sig.
"Whoever saves one life, saves the entire world"- Itzak Stern.
"Your arm is connected to.. well I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's important"- Dr.House
"Fatal sounds pretty bad to me"- Dr. House
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain!"- Captain Jack Sparrow
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING
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Did I mention that I live in Maine? And that all this is true?
Unintentionally funny things that I have said
Sig asked: So, how'd it go last night?
A friend asked: Where do you live?
me: I smell cotton candy.
my dad: Now let's see if you can do that without tripping on anything.
me: Sig! Don't shrow my thoes!
my dad: Arachnids is like Eight-legged Freaks but the spiders are cute and cuddly.
Sig: You know what they say about big feet?
Sig: We could use the Nutella to paint it!
me: Ich mag mögen night! (basically, I don't like conjugating the German verb "to like")
me: Do you know how hard it is to find a poster of Taylor Lautner with his shirt off? In the movie he seems to never be wearing one and when you go to look for a poster of him shirtless, you can't find one!
me: I got an 81 on a test over a book that I never read!
me: This is the first assigned book that I have read since 8th grade (3 years).
me: Hold still duck, I just called that goose a duck didn't I?
me: I wonder what it would feel like to jump into a pool filled with ground up zucchini.