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Hello out there! I go by several different names, including my actual name. The list of nicknames that I have is pretty much endless.

I am a full time college student who also works 40 hours a week. I rarely have any spare time.

Paramore, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Tim McGraw, Green Day, Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldean, Lady Antebellum, Nickelback, Lady GaGa, Uncle Kracker, Ke$ha, Queen, Aerosmith, Kelly Clarkson, Fall Out Boy, Luke Bryan

books: Maximum Ride by James Patterson, West Side Story, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll, and of course Harry Potter

tv/movies: House, CSI, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Chicago, Grease, Schindler's List, Alice in Wonderland (2010), Letters to Juliet, the Harry Potter movies, Dear John, Salt, Monty Python, Grey's Anatomy, Dance Moms, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Glee, Law and Order: SVU, Transformers, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once Upon a Time, The Walking Dead, Friends, Supernatural, Marvel related things, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

foods: poutine (fries with cheese and gravy), tacos, cantaloupe, grapes, strawberries, frappes, chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, Nutella, cheddar and sour cream chips, pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, Twix, brownies, chocolate chip banana bread, congo bars, whoopie pies, potatoes, ranch dressing, tortilla chips and hummus, cheese, pasta, veggies

miscellaneous: the color purple, the Red Sox, shiny things, fuzzy things, DANCING, reading, listening to music, sleeping, my cats, my friends, sequins, taking naps, Lego video games, cooking, baking, running

If anything on my profile offends you, let me know and I will delete it.

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first, will try it.

3. And will discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize, I'm an idiot and I needed company.

The Soundtrack to Your Life.
Place the songs you think best...

Opening Credits: American Honey- Lady Antebellum

Waking Up: Hello World- Lady Antebellum

First Day of School: High School Never Ends- Bowling for Soup

Falling In Love: Don't Go Breaking my Heart- Queen

Being in love: Stay Here Forever- Jewel

Fighting: Tearin' Up My Heart- 'N Sync

Breaking Up: I Hate Myself for Loving You- Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Driving: Bad to the Bone- George Thorogood

Flashback: I Go Back- Kenny Chesney

Mental Breakdown: Give Me Novacaine- Green Day

Getting Back Together: Say Hey (I Love You)- Michael Franti & Spearhead

Wedding: I'm Yours- Jason Mraz

Birth of a Child: The Best Day- Taylor Swift

Final Battle: Final Countdown- Whitesnake

Death Scene: In Color- Jamey Johnson

Funeral: 21 Guns- Green Day

Powerful Women's Motto

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

Oh Crap, she's awake!!

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sex'.

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation when writing.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. With a serious face, Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
'Rock Bottom'.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19 Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (my favorite).

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity...Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called Therapy

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it.

paradoxical, because every person's genes are set at conception

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

My bumblebee pillow pet. His name is Frank DiNozzo.

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V.?

Last tv show Doctor Who, last tv show on tv Grey's Anatomy

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

9:30 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:36 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Doctor Who, my roommate watching Angel, and my cars.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

1 hour and 45 minutes ago, getting home from work.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My television.

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes and my Snuggie (it's zebra print).

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, it was a weird dream but I cannot remember it.

11. When did you last laugh?

A couple of hours ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures, a dream catcher, a mask, notes, my work schedule, and a calendar.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I'm watching Doctor Who, does that answer the question?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Keeps me entertained.

15. What is the last film you saw?


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I have all these ideas about what I would do with the money, but I really don't know unless it happens.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I'm short.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

End the reasons why schools have civil rights teams.

19. Do you like to dance?

Do people need sleep?

20. George Bush:

How did he ever become president?

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Depends on where.

22. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

So when do we learn how to fly?

Favorite Quotes

"Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!"- my bff Sig.

"Everything in this room is edible, even I am edible. But that my friends is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in many societies"- Johnny Depp (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.)

"Do these hips make my pants look big?"- Sig.

"Lauren, your house is made for short people!"- Sig.

"Whoever saves one life, saves the entire world"- Itzak Stern.

"Your arm is connected to.. well I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's important"- Dr.House

"Fatal sounds pretty bad to me"- Dr. House

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain!"- Captain Jack Sparrow


65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Maine plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Maine sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Maine drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Mainers close the windows.

Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Maine get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Mainers get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Maine start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Maine public schools will open 2 hours late

Did I mention that I live in Maine? And that all this is true?

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones that are for what fits you:

I'M CANADIAN, so I MUST be french, live in an igloo, and live off of maple syrup and beer.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a loser.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews.
I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be going to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so i must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so i must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I DON'T listen to my parents, so I MUST be a rebel.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DISAGREE with my parents, so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I'm Scottish, so I MUST wear a kilt.
I'M MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED, so I MUST not have a chance at life.
I'm Dutch, so I MUST wear clogs.
I'm from Canada B.C, so I MUST be a huge stoner.
I HAVE TATTOO(S), so I MUST be a low class bum.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.
I'm good with computers, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I have MENTAL "ISSUES", so i MUST be psycho.
I CUT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo and want to die.
I'm a BEATLES FAN, so I MUST be a stoner.
I have SMALL BOOBS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIVE IN MAINE, so I MUST not have running water.
I'm a COLLEGE STUDENT, so I MUST do nothing but party.

Unintentionally funny things that I have said

Sig asked: So, how'd it go last night?
I said: I met a smurf.

A friend asked: Where do you live?
I said: In my locker.

me: I smell cotton candy.
Mindy: I have some cotton candy perfume, want some?
me: Sure! (she sprays me) Now I want to eat myself!

my dad: Now let's see if you can do that without tripping on anything.
me: Hey! I walk into perfectly stationary objects, thank you very much!

me: Sig! Don't shrow my thoes!
Sig: Did you say 'shrow your thoes?'
me: Shut up, I meant don't throw my shoes.

my dad: Arachnids is like Eight-legged Freaks but the spiders are cute and cuddly.
me: Since when are spiders cute and cuddly?!

Sig: You know what they say about big feet?
me: Ohmygod!
Nate: Big socks, get your mind out of the gutter!

Sig: We could use the Nutella to paint it!
me: But that's a waste of perfectly good food!

me: Ich mag mögen night! (from German to English it translates to I don't like "to like")

me: Do you know how hard it is to find a poster of Taylor Lautner with his shirt off? In the movie he seems to never be wearing one and when you go to look for a poster of him shirtless, you can't find one!
Sig: (laughs)

me: I got an 81 on a test over a book that I never read!

me: This is the first assigned book that I have read since 8th grade (3 years).
Mrs. Hall (school librarian): How did you pull that off?
me: Sparknotes.

me: Hold still duck, I just called that goose a duck didn't I?
Sig: Yep.

me: I wonder what it would feel like to jump into a pool filled with ground up zucchini.
my mom: Ew!!

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Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
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My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
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No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Paper Locks by AmandaFriend reviews
Post season 7 & 8 finales exploring how Booth regains his family and squashes a pesky Pelant. Lots o' characters working toward the truth.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Lady Protector by Caffeine-Faerie reviews
After 7 months of silence, Brennan is summoned back to DC to find her partner's world has crashed around him. It's up to her and the squint squad to find out what is really going on. BB/HA
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,045 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10946 - Favs: 5,622 - Follows: 5,860 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
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Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
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No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 6,711 - Follows: 4,968 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding Cake by mybirdhouse reviews
Edward is getting married to Jessica, Bella just happens to be the wedding cake designer. Alice and Rosalie soon become her best friends. What happens when Bella begins to fall for the groom? Read&Review Loves!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,928 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12882 - Favs: 7,798 - Follows: 6,199 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Worship by GreenPuma reviews
“As a Cullen you were born with certain—endowments—that dispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you grew to appreciate it—an art which, if you commited to learning it—would bring you such pleasure as mortals never know"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,199 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson Outtakes by Stephaniiie reviews
As the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4463 - Favs: 4,298 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,430 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire and Ice by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
A/U All human.Edward is a cold career Doctor who's personal life is non existent. Bella is the fun and flighty new attending who turns his world upside down. Edward struggles with accepting change...can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,340 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 8,255 - Follows: 8,433 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
What happens in Vegas by retroninjachick reviews
What happens when Bella gets to Vegas, and leaves married as the new Mrs.Cullen? What about how Edward feels? And how will it work out if they hate each other with a passion? What kind of passion? The line between lust and love. E/B AH based on the movie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,093 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 10/10/2008
Congratulations by retroninjachick reviews
Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,565 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
His Salvation by thecornergirl reviews
Edward can't wait to get out of Forks the second he graduates and he won't let anything or anyone hold him back. What will he do when the new girl, Bella, captures his attention and he discovers everything he didn't know he was looking for? AU/human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 233,967 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Can Tango by Angelznight3000 reviews
Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,684 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cullen's girl by Elmo13 reviews
I shivered from the longing while she shivered from the cold. It was intoxicating. Her hair smelled like raspberries. This was wrong, she was my best friend. AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by jliane reviews
So, can men and women really be friends? Edward Masen thinks so, and he's determined to prove it to the new woman in his life, the first grade teacher of his niece, little Lilly Whitlock. But does Edward's mind change when he gets to know Isabella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,916 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dance with Me by tinaababy reviews
A major league baseball player with a bad rep needs to clean his image. He signs on to do a reality dance show. Will he clean his image and have the right kind of chemistry with his partner? AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,096 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ladies Love Country Boys by Kaliebag reviews
Bella and her family are visiting the Cullens. Bella hates Edward. She hated the skinny, weak, pubescent him. Does she hate the hot Edward? I think not. BXE. All Human, normal pairings except for maybe Emmett and Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008
Music for Renesmee by MyEdward797 reviews
A Breaking Dawn missing moment. During Bella's transformation, Edward comes to terms with his love for Renesmee. **Now a series of oneshots featuring Edward and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Better Together by WakeUpSunshine reviews
SEQUEL TO INTO YOUR ARMS. Must read that first! Five years after Bella and Edward are married. E/B pov's plus L/M pov's.AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,518 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6017 - Favs: 8,904 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling Down and Getting Up II : Black Rose by paranoia'SPLASH reviews
Sequel to Falling Down & Getting Up. Marie is now Bella to the Cullens and is trying to win Edward back. Of course, nothing is complete without a certain girl named Lauren poking her nose around, but when girl number 3 comes in, everyone's ready to blow.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,661 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5877 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Into Your Arms: Extra's by WakeUpSunshine reviews
MUST READ INTO YOUR ARMS TO UNDERSTAND THESE EXTRAS! Just different missing moments from Into Your Arms.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,712 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009
The 'One' by Pixie Hollow reviews
AH. Edward has an adopted child. Now, he's trying to find the 'one' that can love him, and not care if he has a child. But, no one will give him a second look once the find out he has a kid. But, what happen's when Bella comes along?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,469 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Forbidden by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella & Edward meet one night at an event.Their parents are rivals & hate eachother,demanding them to stay away from eachother.They secretly meet,soon falling in love.They are thrown into a series of events as they fight for the love they have.ExB, Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 180,940 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Electronegativity by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Edward attacks Bella when he first sees her. Thankfully, she was late for school, so no one was around at the time. Good news for Edward, not so much for Bella. Normal pairings. All vampires. Rating subject to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,382 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Because I love you by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
Sequel! Edward and Bella are finally together and try to fit in their new lives. What do you live for when you got what you fought for? Lots of old/new faces and new dark secrets that might get Bella in danger.Some jealousy, twists, romance, and drama! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 198,885 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Six is the Magic Number by foreverafreak89 reviews
Sequel to BOGFF. Three years have passed since their birth. Life sure has been crazy and there is never a moments rest, but we wouldn't trade it for the world
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Memories That Fade Like Photographs by LilMsSugarRush reviews
Bella's best friend, Edward, is getting married to the love of his life, Tayna. When Bella and Edward do something terrible, Bella feels the need to runaway. Will the Cullens let her get away with leaving? Will Edward ever love Bella in that way? OOC. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,819 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Little Girl by Jazz425 reviews
Her parents never took the young girl to church, Never spoke of his name, Never read her his word, Two non-believers walking lost in this world, Took their baby with them, What a sad little girl, Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to the Real World by Mk Marie reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 180,550 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Technically In Love by aminea88 reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan, two people known at Grand Forks High for being mortal enemies. When they unknowingly meet on an online chat site is it the beginning of love? Or a disaster in the making? Cannon pairings, Co-Written With AlyssaLutz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,933 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Heart Has Found Its Home by Morine123 reviews
Three months after Edward leaves Bella is still a zombie. She has not yet developed a friendship with Jacob. But one day she finds a human Edward at her door. Another Edward turning human story, but it's different. Things still can never be easy for love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Fate Would Have It by Erik's0Phan reviews
AH, fate just keeps bringing them together after Bella first meets the mysterious bronze haired doctor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,831 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Whole New World by sarahandkate reviews
They let me in when no one else wanted me. I was scared of trusting before&after I met anyone. I didn't have anything to hold onto anymore. But the very first day I met the Cullens, that changed." Excerpt from Ch.25. FullSummaryInside. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,959 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nine Months In The Making by bemylullaby reviews
Anything can happen in nine months...a life can be created & brought into the world. Follow the journey of 6 friends who've been through everything together. They've laughed, cried & loved together...will they be able to conquer the road ahead? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 125,637 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by bemylullaby reviews
Washington, 1941. Edward and Bella have their entire lives ahead of them. What happens when Edward make a decision that will impact their lives in more than one way. Entry of Age of Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,496 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Mother's Ring by GetDrunkOnVictory reviews
Edward's mother died before he got the chance to know her. He has her jewelry and is trying to find the girl he loves to give it to. Bella is a patient of Carlisle's and meets the family due to Esme's insistence. -AH/AU/Canon Pairings- **My first story.**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,453 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Adventures of Bella and Human Boy by M-Doggy reviews
How will both Bella and Edward being human affect their relationship? What happens when a disaster is thrown their way?will they still love each other? please review.1st long story i wrote please be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,178 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything I Need by edwardcullenissosexy reviews
One of Bella Swan's only friends, Alice, has a twin brother named Edward. Bella has always been annoyed by Edward and his immature antics, but what happens when her feelings change and she falls in love with him? How will Alice react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,287 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6527 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love on Ice by twilighty reviews
Bella is a figure skater. Edward is a hockey player. They meet when Bella's training spot becomes Edward's one also. Will their love work or will Bella think hes a jerk. Canon pairings, All Human, Rated T just to be safe and possibly because of language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,429 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kissing Styles by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella decides to try out various kissing styles on Edward, after he call her a tease...OCC...ALL HUMAN...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Can't Stop Loving You by Angelznight3000 reviews
At six, they loved each other, but were split apart. Several years have gone by, each balancing life and its problems, until Bella comes back to Forks. Can they ever pick up where they left off, or have they grown up and apart? All human. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,546 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
So Close by Twilightx28 reviews
With everything that happened, Bella left and went to college, after college she opened a music hall in Chicago and now lives there.She has made friends and is mostly happy.What happens when she see's some familar faces from her past? Sequel to blotdf
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,469 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Into Your Arms by WakeUpSunshine reviews
AU AH Bella is busy trying to support her and her sixteen year old son. She was never expecting her son's father to return to Forks after leaving before their child was born. Now she has to face him; tell him the lie she's held for so long.ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 102,300 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Could See Me Now by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella's son has an imaginary friend called Edward. Bella needs a friend. What will happen when she meets someone called Edward who looks A LOT like the guy in the picture her son drew of himself and his "friend." Is it just coincidence. Full summary insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,301 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Man by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella's Friend Alice is getting married.Edward,Alices brother,is the best man.Edward & Bella have to walk down the aisle together.Bella has heard about Edward but has never met him.She thinks he was made up.He's not.What happens when they meet.BXE/ Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Alive by NatalieRB reviews
For the one hundred and seventy eight UK soldiers who won't be comming back, and for the hundreds of others who will. ExB, All Human, perhaps a little depressing...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Say It Ain't So by perfectshadeofdarkblue reviews
AH; After five years, Edward Cullen has returned to the life he was meant to lead. But will his sudden reappearance be a celebration or will he be on his way again before he can even pack his bags?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Whatever will I do? by MakeMeACullen reviews
my first fanfic.AU all human. everyone is out of college, bella is about to meet the rest of the gang, she already knows jasper. i really suck at summaries. RATING CHANGED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,684 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008
Blue Tide by Twilightx28 reviews
Edward & Bella were best friends.Bella goes to NY,To see if her singing can get her somewhere.It does.She lost all contact with him.Now she is famous & is 17 yrs old.She has to play a gig in Malibu when she sees Edward.What happens?BxE Full summary insi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,862 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind Love on the Dance Floor by Twilightx28 reviews
After Bella's mom gets re-married Bella moves to Forks with her dad.School comes around & her and Alice are friends of the bat.Bella loves dancing.She trys out & is partnered with Edward Cullen.Will sparks fly.What happens when Renee wants her back home?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Sound of Silence by hopeisabluebird reviews
AU AH Carlisle and Esme keep foster children in an attempt to bring healing into their lives. When Bella comes, she's able to help without ever having to say a word... BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,477 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Buy One Get Five Free by foreverafreak89 reviews
We always wanted a big family, I just never expected it to happen like this. Things aren't going to be easy now, but I will never regret our decision. Cannon pairings, all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,929 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Down and Getting Up by paranoia'SPLASH reviews
When Bella Swan leaves Forks, she returns as Marie Swan, cousin of Bella, and is dragged into a relationship with Edward, Bella's best friend who abandoned her when Bella needed him most. Complete. AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,653 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Seven Days by spookie nights reviews
He takes refuge from rain in her bookstore. They talk about books, childhood, dreams, perception, love, magic, travel, connection between two people and them. They meet on seven different days and talk about, well, basically everything. Bella/Edward story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,086 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pictures of You by onthepursuitofhappiness reviews
AU/AH. When Bella Swan is forced to spend the day with cocky Edward Cullen for a school assignment will the way she originally saw him change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Love You Forever by voi ch'intrate reviews
During a thunderstrom, Edward reminisces about his love for his daughter, wife and about fatherhood in general. Based on the book "I'll Love You Forever" by Robert N. Munsch.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Twilight by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happily After Twilight by xxo.MeganBella reviews
Bella Swan has just moved to Forks, WA with her father Charlie and brother Emmett. So what happens when Bella falls for her taken Next Door Neighbour, who's having a hard break-up? AU/AH: BxE, AxJ, RxEm. some ExT at the begining.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
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My Old Friend reviews
Bella meets someone from her past while out to dinner with Alice and Rosalie. B/E at some point. This story is not like other stories, that I know of. All human, bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Baby Why'd You Leave Me? reviews
This is what I believe would happen if Edward went over to Iraq and was killed. Based on the song Just A Dream by Carrie Underwood. All human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tanya's Voice reviews
A one-shot for Accept the Unaccepted's Twi-Awesome One-Shot Contest. Tanya's point of view of the entire Twilight series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Tanya - Complete