LongliveA.Monk
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Joined 09-23-08, id: 1700352, Profile Updated: 09-09-11
Author has written 22 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Mighty Boosh.

ATTENTION ANYONE WHO CARES!

I have a second account, shared with Wingedbullets. It has our FMA roleplays as Jean and Eny (me) and Kain and Ed (Kuwakaskei) If you like my other FMA fanfics check this one out! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2252687/ChibiKain_JeansEnvy. It's pure insanity!!

Attention all Hetalia fans:. As I stated in my story "The Hetalia cast goes to Washington D.C", the story is based on my trip to Washington D.C. One of my fans (I have a fan? WOW! I feel special teary eyes of joy) Emololipop suggested that I write about the Hetalia cast taking trips to other countries. Since the only country I’ve ever visited is Canada (I’ve never been outside North America), I’d like to hear your suggestions: What country should they go to? If you’ve ever visited another country tell me what country and your experience. Did anything crazy/funny/weird/fun happen on your trip? I’ll turn your trip into a story! Why? I have no life! =P

ATTENTION:

A scene from "Fields of Gold" is now illustrated!!

I did NOT draw this. All credit goes to StafanieAtasuki (HoshitoAtasuki on deviantART) Great job!!

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Name-LongliveA.Monk: Long live Adrian Monk; the greatest detective in the world. Long may he live!! I don't care that the series is over now; he will always be the greatest!

Age-Well, I act a little older than my age sometimes, sometimes I act like a kid, and I look like a junior high school student; soooo...200009? 0.o

Gender-Female, but I'm pretty sure I was a gay male in another life...and a shark...maybe I was a gay shark...which, according to Brittany on Glee, is a dolphin. So I was a dolphin...wait what?

Height-5'2''. My brother is 6' and he's 3 years younger than me. I feel like Edward Elric...not that that's a bad thing. =)

Weight-Not skinny, not fat, that's all you need to know.

Occupation-Day Camp Counselor/ Junior in college

Future occupation-Elementary School Teacher

Interests (In alphabetical order 'cuz I'm slightly OCD)

Anime/Manga

A Little Snow Fairy Sugar

Azumanga Daioh

Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan

Bottle Fairy

Chobits

Digi Charat

Fruits Basket

Fullmetal Alchemist

He is my master

Hetalia: Axis Powers

Ichigo Mashimaro

Karin

Ouran High School Host Club

Tokyo Mew Mew

Books

Artemis Fowl

Harry Potter

Howl's Moving Castle

Inkheart

The Scarlet Letter

Spiderwick

To Kill a Mockingbird

Twilight (Though I'm an antifan: I read it, I like it, but I absolutely CANNOT take it seriously.)

TV Shows

30 Rock

Ace of Cakes

America's Funniest Home Videos

Better Off Ted

The Colbert Report

Get Smart

Gilligan's Island

Glee

I survived a Japanese game show

Merlin

Monk

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Mythbusters

Night Court

Parks and Recreation

Psych

The Office

Scrubs

The Soup

Ugly Betty

Warehouse 13

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Will and Grace

Wings

Movies

A Day at the Races

A Night at the Opera

Animal Crackers

Another Gay Movie

Blades of Glory

Duck Soup

Elf

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Finding Nemo

Ghost

Gone with the Wind

Horse Feathers

The Lion King

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Nightmare Before Christmas

October Sky

Piglets's BIG Movie

Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit

Young Frankenstein (it's pronounced Fronk-en-schtien)

Music

A Cursive Memory

Push Play

Honor Society

..and various Japanese artists who performed anime openings and endings (I'm such an otaku)

Plays/Musicals/Operas

Bombay Dreams

Chicago

H.M.S. Pinafore

Hairspray

The Lion King

Mama Mia!

The Mikado

The Pirates of Penzance

Shear Madness

Spamalot

Wicked

Couples I support (I'm too lazy to write the full names of the series so I'll just put the initials. And I am a fan of yaoi, just for the record.)

Anime

ALSFS: GingerXTumeric, SugarXCinnamon (they're cinnamon sugar LOL!), SagaXPhil

AD: SakakiXKaorin

BTDC: DokuroXSakura

DC: Rabi~en~Rose/ HikaruXTakuro Minagawa, PyokoXKuu, KaiXRik

FB: TohruXKyo, KisaXHiro, YukiXMachi, HaruXRin

FMA: HavocXFuery, RoyXRiza, EdXEnvy (SPOLIER FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT WATCH THE ENTIRE ANIME SERIES: I do not consider this incest. This comic explains my reasoning: . It's the sperm that makes the baby not the soul!) ScarXLust, AlXWinry, Parental RoyXEd, Brotherly love EdXAl (I HATE Elrincest!!). Just for the record I don't hate EdXWinry (I have a feeling that they will inevitably end up together) but I like EdXEnvy more. ArcherXKimblee (Kuwakaskei made me love it! XP) AlXGreed (Kuwakaskei again!!)

HIMM: IzumiXAnna, MitsukiXYoshitaka

H:AP: I support EVERY pairing!! I'm not kidding!

K: KarinXKenta

OHHC: HaruhiXTamaki, HikaruXKaoru (WAIT!! I CAN EXPLIAN!! Ok, so I am not a supporter of incest; I HATE Elrincest, BUT here's how I see it: Hikaru and Kaoru are not biological brothers. One of them was adopted, they just so happen to look incredibly alike. So there's my reason for justifying this pairing. My insane, confusing, and highly illogical reason.)

TMM: RetasuXPai, MintoXKeiichiro, RyouXZakuro, PurinXTaruto, KishXMe (lol I'm such a fangirl)

Books

HP-HarryXGinny, RonXHermione

I: MaggieXFarid, DustfingerXMo (I know, I know; I am a messed up person for even considering this pairing, but there's something about those two..) Parental DustfingerXFarid

T: BellaXEdward, EmmetXRosalie, EsmeXCarlise, JasperXMike (Forgive me...I DO NOT hate Alice; she rocks! She and jasper make a good couple but...Jasper and Mike are hot together. FORGIVE ME!!)

TV

BOT: PhilXVeronica.

GS: Agent 99XMax

GI: Mary AnneXGilligan, GingerXThe Professor, ThurstonXLovey. Sorry Skipper =(

M: ArthurXMerlin (of course).

MPFC: TerryJ.XMichael (WTF?! XD I don't even understand me sometimes)

NC: DanXChristine

P: ShawnXJuliet (Even though Juliet has REEEEEEEAALYYY bad timing)

PR: TomXRon (Somebody please kill me...I find yaoi parings in EVERY form of media!!) I DO NOT support LesileXMarK. MarK is a jerk; Leslie deserves better.

TO: PamXJim, DwightXAngela (I still support them, and I hope they get back together again)

S: JDXElliot, Parental JDXDr.Cox (Though I like JDXDr.Cox too...)

UB: BettyXHenry (I REEEEEEAAAALLLLY want Henry to come back), AmandaXDaniel, Sibling love BettyXDaniel

W13-PeteXCookies. =D LOL!

WLIIA: RyanXColin (Yes, I know they are married but seriously, they have such chemisty!)

WG: JackXWill ( I support WillXVince too but I was hoping Will and Jack would get together in the series finale. D=)

W: JoeXHelen, CassieXBrian

My favorite quotes

I reject your reality and substitute my own-Adam Savage, Mythbusters (This is my senior quote!)

You go to India!-Knocked Up

Here's the thing...-Adrian Monk, Monk

It's a gift and a curse.-Adrian Monk, Monk

Lowell-Joe, I have good news and bad news. The good news is I fixed the plane.

Joe-What's the bad news?

Lowell-I think I'm possessed by Satan...either that or hay fever season has come early. Sneezes

Joe-My money's on Satan.

-Wings

Christine, Dan and Harry are talking about how Mac is going to be in an underwear commercial:

Christine-Well I think the whole thing is degrading. I for one have NO interest in seeing a man in his underwear.

Harry-...Is that so?

Christine-Yes. I'm much more interested with what's inside.

Harry-...Is that SO? grins

Christine-What i'm mean is...what I mean is I'm much more interested with what's in here. Points to her chest

Dan-Me too, let's have a look.

-Night Court

Every line from The Lion King

That's a weird plave to put a piano.-Bolt (I've used this line on people and they actually looked!)

The greates poem ever written:

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I have to go to the bathroom.

-Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.-Dug, Up

I hid under your porch because I love you-Dug, Up

Stop laughing, it makes you look like a whore!! -JD, Scrubs

Randy-Mumbling It wasn't my case.
Captin Stottlemeyer-Meanacing glare Did you just say it wasn't your case?
Randy-No! I said...your cousin...has a face.
Captin Stottlemeyer-...Just get it done. Walks away, shaking his head and mumbling My cousin has a face.
-Monk

And now for something completely different

In Soviet Russia...U GON' GET RAEPED!

Ivan-Evil grin Kolkolkolkolkol >)

China and Canada make CHANADA! =D

Arthur-Wow you're smart. -.-;;

I've had "Uso" from FMA: Brotherhood stuck in my head for about a week now. I don't want it to leave! XP

If I were a Mew Mew I'd be Mew Coconut, a ghost bat.

Kish-Mmmm; Coconut cake..._ P=

I'll fight anyone who says that Yoshitaka and Izumi belong together. THEY DO NOT!!

Yaoi is my anti-drug, as well as the game Sequence.

I believe in faries.

I make an Osaka face quite a bit: =D I'm not a space cadet, I have ADOS. That stands for Attention Deficit...OOOH SHINY! points to random shiny object

Inside joke-"I gieve yuu dis mohnkey, and you ahbuse hiem!"

My personal quote-"I'm Monk like that."

Joel McHale named his first born son Edarwd Roy McHale. This must mean that Joel is an FMA fan!!

I love characters with glasses. I wear glasses myself. Long live the megane (Glasses)!

My perfect guy (for both looks and personality) is a combination of Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Alphonse Elric, Envy, Kain Fuery, Artemis Fowl, Kyouya Ootori, Kaoru Hitachiin, Ky Schweitzer, Yuki Sohma, Hatori Sohma, Kureno Sohma, Ren Maaka, Kisshu, Adrian Monk, Kenneth Parcell, Henry Grubstick, Shaun Profeta, Matthew Williams, Roderich Edelstein, Raivis Galante, Toris Lorinaitis, Eduard Von Bock, Tino Väinämöinen, and Thailand. No wonder I'm single.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

Ed is a shrimp. Al is a tin can. Envy is a palm tree in a miniskirt. Greed is a pimp. Kimbley is a sexy pyromaniac. Hughes is obsessed with kodak. Mustang is just plain stupid. Yep, that's the cast of FullMetal Alchemist.
Tho I still love them

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100 Themes Drabble Challenge JeanKain by Wingedbullets reviews
100 Drabbles centering around Jean Havoc and Kain Fuery
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Jean H., Kain F.
Happy Birthday USA by Lumoa reviews
England is asked to come over early to help prepare for America's birthday celebration. Things quickly get sentimental for the burger eating nation. Fluff for America's birthday. Happy Fourth of July everyone!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rules for Hetalia at the Beach by Lumoa reviews
A loooooong list of what the countries of the world are not allowed to do at the beach. Suggestions for the list are closed now, thank you all for helping!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
FMA Questions and Dares by Number II-The Crazed Chibi reviews
Well it's Fullmetal alchemist questions and dares,nough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
One Hundred Ways To Say I Love You by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
A collection of one hundred America/Canada drabbles, Installment 29: Vain, yet Thoughtful
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - America, Canada
Take Notice! by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
In which England's magic goes very wrong and Arthur learns a little about his former 'forgotten' colony... England x Canada, Inter-connected drabbles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - England/Britain, Canada
The Bet by Lumoa reviews
When someone kisses you, and then moves away you'd think that would be it. But when Antonio comes back from Spain he wants Lovino to be his again. Except Lovino now hates Antonio...which sucks for Lovino because Antonio isn't going to let go that easily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Last Friday Night by Sword-of-Shadows reviews
Oneshot - Based on Last Friday Night by Katy Perry - The Bad Touch Trio knows how to throw a party! Too bad they can't remember it...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
Inadequacy by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye were made for each other. Funny how they don't seem to know it themselves. My own take on how Royai came to be.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Riza H., Roy M.
Morning After by Sandshinobi00 reviews
A.U The first time Matthew drinks he gets completely wasted and wakes up next to... Ivan! Alfred is not going to like this. What's a poor Canadian to do? T now, M later. IvanxMatt, and AlfredXArthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,165 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Babysitter by Sword-of-Shadows reviews
In all honesty, Romano was much too old to need a babysitter. And Spain should have seen this coming
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2011 - France, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Where is Love? by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Roy, Viscount Mustang, has set off to find a wife. He has his eye on a young woman who just happens to be Miss Riza Hawkeye's younger sister- and Riza Hawkeye will not have her sister marry just any man- he's got to prove himself. AU Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Riza H., Roy M.
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Sayonara by ChibiKain JeansEnvy reviews
Edward was lost to the gate but was able to Bring his brothers body back. Now Alphonse lives his life as a holder of the philosophers stone and a key to life for those that live off it. Along the way hell gain family and make those around him happy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Roy M., Maes H.
FMA Alternate Ending by ChibiKain JeansEnvy reviews
Our thoughts of how we thought the series should have ended then continued. Rp collab with Longlivamonk and Wingedbullets. Couples: Ed/Envy, Roy/Maes, Frank/Zolf, Jean/Kain and more to come as the story progresses.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011
FMA Humor Drabbles by Wingedbullets reviews
FMA Drabbles created for just pure humor. Hope you get some good laughs out of these. None of these are to be taken seriously.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011
FMA YaoiShonenAi Collection by Wingedbullets reviews
Collection of Multiple FMA couples all in the shonen-Ai and yaoi fan group. Characters included are: Greed, Greed-ling, Al, Ed, Roy, Maes, Havoc, Furey, Dorochette, Archer, Kimblee, Envy and possibly others as the drabbles continue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Of Elements by ChibiKain JeansEnvy reviews
AU. In a world where the natural elements are considered to be gods and those with the powers of those elements are considered blessed ones. Those without such powers are considered to be nothing but Abominations. J/K, M/R, E/E, A/G, F/K
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Maes H., Roy M.
In Need of Safety by Fuery-Soucho reviews
Inspired by the wonderful Vocaloid song, Rolling Girl, by Hatsune Miku; /watch?v qxK9RbzmI7o But anyways- my lovely little Sergeant Major doesn't get enough love. And I love character abuse. So here- have a bullied little Fuery.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kain F., Roy M.
Like, it's Christmas! by Lumoa reviews
"There! Don't we look, like, so cute!" Feliks smirked, and suddenly Toris felt a tug around his neck as Feliks tugged on the scarf, pulling Toris down to his level so he could place a quick kiss on Toris's lips. A fluffy PolandxLithuania fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Little Red Riding Tomato by Lumoa reviews
I cannot believe I let my brother talk me into wearing the stupidest cloak in history...and who the heck is this wolf bastard who keeps following me all over the place! Ugh, as if the annoying woodcutter wasn't enough trouble...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Caught a Cold by coli narago reviews
nonslash - movie world - Munich. Ed has contracted an unknown and deadly disease. Alphonse Heidrich and Noah try to take care of him, but the doctor has just about no hope for his survival. Rated T for safety. Updated! Chapter 4 and 5 are up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - A. Heidrich, Edward E.
Madame Halloween by RoyxRizaFan reviews
When Madame Christmas holds a Halloween party, everyone shares the stories of past Halloweens, especially concerning Roy, who enjoyed both tricks and treats as a child.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Mini Skirt Law by Anneboleyn178 reviews
hehehehehehehe a funny little thought I had after the Whole FMA manga series, what if Mustang actually went through with his Mini Skirt law. havoc would be happy im sure... however i can think of a few who would not be so. T just in case!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Give Love Another Chance by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Successful businessman and womanizer Roy Mustang stumbles across Riza Hawkeye, a pretty lady he assumes to be another effortless conquest. Boy, is he mistaken. Complications in their relationship arise as Riza has some grave secrets of her own. AU Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,462 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Together Again by Rocky and CG reviews
A collection of Holy Roman Empire and Italy reunion ideas. Each chapter a different take.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,909 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire
1867 by TheFirstDarkblood reviews
The purchase of the Alaskan territory, as seen by America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
Mixed Messages by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
AU, In a mix-up, Matthew Williams accidentally sends a love letter to his hot new teacher, Alfred Jones. Teacher-student relationships may be forbidden, but Alfred was never one to listen to the rules... Alfred x Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - America, Canada
Gift of Remembrance by TheFirstDarkblood reviews
It's Mattie's birthday and all he wants is for someone to remember. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Dancing In The English Rain by Crazee Canadia reviews
Rain can soothe, make you sleepy, or make for great music to dance to. Rated T for suggestive themes at the end, and France being a France. FRUK, first attempt at a somewhat serious Hetalia fanfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Stuck by Invasion of the Cats reviews
Fuery gets stuck in a tree. K for no apparrent reason... Guess you could say Havoc's in it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kain F., Jean H. - Complete
Haruhi Is A Fangirl? by Free Cake reviews
One day, Hikaru and Kaoru are in the fountain, and they find Haruhi hiding. Was she spying on them? Is she a yaoi fangirl? One-shot. Contains some HikaKao fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Halloween for FMA by bluefireworks reviews
Halloween is HERE! I wonder what their plans are on this very spooky day XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Fall In by Leon Rothschild III reviews
Chapter 7 - It was Kain's first. It was the first time when Jean really meant it. RATING CHANGED TO M for future chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kain F., Jean H.
Good Morning by Cafe Au Liet reviews
At this rate, they'll never get to work on time. Light and fluffy Royai one shot for Royai day! May contain spoilers for 108.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Jealousy by Invasion of the Cats reviews
Just so you know, this may contain spoilers for Brotherhood/the manga. All I should really tell you is that it's a monologue in third person. T just in case.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Envy - Complete
Takes Two to Tango by Cafe Au Liet reviews
"Snipers are amazing at ballroom dancing." "Is that from experience? Just how many have you danced with?" "Only one." A short Royai One shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Kurzgeschichten by collineesh reviews
Short stories focused on HavocxFuery. Warnings for MxM and language. I do not own or claim to own Full Metal Alchemist. I am not profiting from this work of fiction. 100 word challenge
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Kain F., Jean H. - Complete
Cereal by emiopsfanfics reviews
My first FMA food story! 5 year old Ed learns a lesson from cereal? Freakin read to find out! REVIEW, FAVE! FLAMES WITH BE LAUGHED AT! hehe : I luv Ed's relationship with his mom...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Edward E., Trisha E.
Commute by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Roy and Riza walk to and from work. Slight Royai. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Bad Addiction by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Half-AU, Canada was the only nation without a personification. America falls for the human Matthew Williams, but knows he can't pursue his desire. England's magic is starting to look really good right now... America x Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - [America, Canada]
A Best Friend's Secret by coli narago reviews
Movie world - nonslash - Heidrich doesn't know that Edward can fight until they are cornered in a dark alley and he has to fight his way out.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Just Get Them Together Already! by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Mustang's subordinates decide to take matters into their own hands, coming up with a plan to get the Colonel and his Lieutenant together. But they weren't prepared for this. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Two Birds by collineesh reviews
Because he is a liar. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kain F., Jean H. - Complete
Today is a Sad Day Indeed by kenpachi-sama reviews
Stories of the dark times in History. 9/11 and the Revolutionary War are up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009
Dangerous by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Riza Hawkeye finds herself in a dangerous situation. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fullmetal Fairytales by AnimeAmy26c reviews
Roy decides that Ed and Al need some cheering up with some fairytales, but with an FMA twist. Featuring CinderEDla, Snow Ed & The Seven Sins and GoldiED & The Three Military Hayate Dogs. So Roy, in his own style, redecorates some fairytales.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,535 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Roy M.
The ColorAndLight Alchemist by VeekaIzhanez reviews
What if Edward and Alphonse trapped in one millenium world where the millenium alchemist twins need their help to save their world from their evil twins?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Previously Unknown Relations by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Second Lieutenant Havoc always seemed harmless enough. Then suddenly Colonel Mustang notices something's up with the aforementioned man and First Lieutenant Hawkeye. HIS First Lieutenant. -Not really set in a specific time, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
Check, Mate by Shinonomisensei reviews
Matthew really likes to play chess. He and Francis decide to play...but whoever heard of strip chess! WARNING:Smut, PWP, Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Chopin, Etude Op25, No11 by Shinonomisensei reviews
“I love when you play. It reminds me of something incredible....me.” Roderich and Gilbert smutfic. Yes, there is a lemon. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
FMA Roleplay by ChibiKain JeansEnvy reviews
The random roleplay adventures of Kuwakaski and LongliveA.Monk! Pairings: HavocXFuery, EdXEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Promise With a Flower by Hinata Uzumaki-sama reviews
Holy Roman Empire was determined. No matter what his plan for today was going to work. He was certain by the end of it, Italy would know how much he loved him. Oneshot. HREXChibitalia and hinted GerIta. A Valentines Day fan fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
karma by Pineapple Moon reviews
karma is a dish best served cold or in this case hot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Umm, Captured? by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
In which the Axis Powers capture.... Canada? Canada x ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Canada
Roy's bad day by accident prone reviews
Rule one: Envy plus black magic equals...well, suffice it to say Mustang's day wasn't going to get any better. Ed x Envy [Indefinite hiatus]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward E., Envy
The Pain of Sins by o0IzumiSensei0o reviews
Envy is haunted by the memories of his past. All he wants is to forget these horrible memories. After finding himself, alone he meets someone with the same problem. Im not very good at summeries. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
I'd Lie by Strawberry Pocky Stix reviews
“… Fury, do you love him?” A slightly one-sided HavocxFury songfic to I'd Lie by Taylor Swift. First HxF songfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
Someone Worth Protecting by Cheap Toaster reviews
During the war in Ishbal, Riza reflects on why she joined the military. Like every reason, hers was simple. Oneshot. Riza's POV. Implied Royai. "T" to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Riza H. - Complete
The Scary Misadventure of Denmark and Iceland by Moonlight-is-Innocence reviews
Denmark is babysitting a young Iceland while Norway is away. Shenanigans and tomfoolery occur and the two nations bond over the silliest of things. // K-plus for hints of DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Denmark, Iceland - Complete
Host Club in Amestris by AnimeAmy26c reviews
What happens when the Host Club cosplay FMA and find that the Black Magic Club's door has changed into a mysterious gate and curiosity gets the better of Haruhi? And what will the FMA Cast think of strange people who appear to be dressed like them? Enjoy.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
3 AM Yaoi Crackitude Awake by Fuery-Soucho reviews
Tch... in case you don't figure it out.... this is HavocxFuery. Because I love it. C
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kain F., Jean H. - Complete
Different Shoes by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Professor Dumbledore has an incredible, if insane, idea. To promote inter-house unity and understanding, of course. The students are going to be switching identities! What happens when you don't know whose hair is in your Polyjuice Potion? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Curl by HappeDaez reviews
A bunch of one-shots with various pairings, all foucusing on those little, weird curls. Chapter Ten: Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Denmark, Norway
FMA & The Haunted House by AnimeAmy26c reviews
When Havoc suggests a tour around a haunted house things can only go badly and with Hughes unhappy at being left out and Envy plotting they can only get worse. Slight EdRoy fluffiness. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Holiday Gift by xDemonKit reviews
Why, oh why was he given that of all presents in the world! Someone was doing that on purpose! Sometimes life is just so frustrating when you're Gilbert. -yaoi, lemon, PrussiaxCanada/GilbertxMatthew, PWP-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Grow up by cold-crescent-moon reviews
Latvia claims that the reason why he doesn't grow is because of Russia pushing him down. Well, Russia decides to make up for it and helps him grow, but not in a way that Latvia thinks he will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
The Sound of Hetalia by XbehindtheseaX reviews
Hetalia plus Sound of Music equals chaos! Feliciano, the pasta and music loving aspiring nun, is sent off to care for the strict Captain Ludwig von Trapp's seven children - Elizaveta, Matthew, Feliks, Ivan, Eduard, Toris and Raivis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Kangaroo by xxXSporkSistaXxx reviews
England miscommunicates with Australia what that mysterious animal is. Historical and England screams like a little girl
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Difficult Questions by Kurissyma san Tybalt reviews
A short 300 word drabble about Roy and Riza's ...charming... daughter, Cherie, and the difficult questions that all parents must at some point face.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/20/2009 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
All Mine by Hitomi Shirou reviews
Canada and Prussia spend their first night together. Yaoismut! Not for children!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
I Dream About You by Yuki Matsuda reviews
A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. Male/Male, Germany/Italy with a little Japan on the side ... xD as an advisor you perv, ahaha XD Mostly romantic and sexy with a pinch of humour, and some Pasta, of course! Please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Omake Metal Play by Keiyou reviews
Short humorous stories from the many characters of the Fullmetal alchemist manga, sometimes following the story line or not at all. Ch. 4 is avalible. Turnabout is fair play, Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Office With A View by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang is the Fuhrer, Hughes is alive and Ed gets his very own office. Which may not necessarily be a good thing. But at least the view is quite...interesting. Slight crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Prussia's Rant by bloodonthepages reviews
Prussia rants to an unwilling Lithuania about his current condition. Implied PolandxLiet,HungaryxPrussia,GermanyxItalia Rated M for strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Brother Complex by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Written for the Kink Meme, America never knew being called 'Brother' could be such a turn-on... America x Canada, Korea x China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - America, Canada
Omake for Jean Havoc: A Work in Progress by havocmangawip reviews
Between editing and storytelling, so many "moments" have been left out of this story. First chapter is "Bathtimez". He's just a tiny dog. How hard could it be?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Jean H., Kain F.
Walking into a Nightmare by Werewolf of Fire reviews
No child wants to know about what their parents do in bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
Great Expectations by Inhumunculus reviews
Fuery is alone. Riza is pregnant. And there is no one around to help with the delivery. Just another day at the office. Implied RizaXRoy due to her pregnancy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Kain F. - Complete
You took my bear? by HalloweenGuardian reviews
Russia-san! D: Oh Canada, you don't know what you'r in for...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Role Reversal by JammerLea reviews
A one-shot from a prompt based off of the "You be Italy, and I’ll be Germany" comic. Germany x N. Italy. Just fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Complete Guide To Canadian Stereotypes, Eh? by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Typical Canadian stereotypes are observed. Inter-connected drabbles/one-shots...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Canada
Chinese Finger Trap by xblkdragonx reviews
Russia gets his finger stuck in the contraption
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Japan and the Goldfish Crackers by luffyluffy reviews
Japan, Germany, and Italy go shopping
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Japan - Complete
Arachnaphobia by luffyluffy reviews
The Weillschmidt household get's an unwelcomed guest...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Don't Seize My Vital Region! by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
The world figures out that Canada has never had his 'vital regions' officially invaded. Chaos breaks out, and Matthew only wishes to return to invisibility... America x Canada, World x Canada, revised DSMVR version, other will be taken down
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 253 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Canada
I Want Him by Darkfire75 reviews
Prussia/Latvia. Prussia likes little boys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Prussia, Latvia - Complete
Cute by Darkfire75 reviews
Fic I wrote based on that pic from Prussia's April Fools blog of him petting Latvia and saying he was cute.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Prussia, Latvia - Complete
The Fun Zone by Duckula Sunk My ROFLship reviews
Spain discovers what happens when he tightens his grip on Romano's hair curl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
of bets and bedtimes by Ellia-chan reviews
what happens when ed makes a bet with mustang and loses? not yaoi. parental
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,680 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Mirror Act by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Canada is sick of his brother's antics, and vents by doing a very, very good imitation of him at a World Conference, much to the delight of his tiny audience.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Canada, Sealand - Complete
That's What She Said! by TheNinthNavigator reviews
The Marauders have a bit of innuendo filled fun. Contains TWSS jokes among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009
Warmth by Puffi The Insane reviews
Sweden has questions. Finland answers them. In a rather unusual way. One-shot, RATED M FOR A REASON.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The Kidnap Alphonse Elric Song by BuizelMaster reviews
A song I came up with. I hope you enjoy it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Dorochet/Dolcetto, Martel - Complete
The Amazing Prussia and the Automatic Doors by luffyluffy reviews
Prussia thinks he's so awesome that doors open for him
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Argument Clinic by Gerudowolf reviews
England is arguing in his spare time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hide and Seek by Keiyou reviews
A short story loosely based from "Kawaii Bean". In which Ed realizes he shouldn't let rage get the better of him, especially where a certain enemy is involved...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
The Sock Monster by Catmunk reviews
Al is scared of the dark and his fluffy blanket isn't doing much to protect him, so he goes to Ed for comfort.My first fanfiction.I got the ages wrong, I'm sorry.They are meant to be one year apart.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Totaly Short by Keiyou reviews
like the title says totaly short drabbles inspired from challenges givin from a pairing machine! Ch.9 avalible after forver!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 10/14/2005
Wedding plans by Jillie chan reviews
Max was not stuipd, but even the simplist plans can go awry.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
A Better Place by RemindsmeofaWestSideStory reviews
Al and Ed have to deal with the death of a friend; a kitten they found. One-shot. No real setting, just a drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
It's Going a Mile a Minute! by luffyluffy reviews
Final Part on the HavocXFurey Trilogy! Sequel to It got a little Faster D R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
It got a little Faster by luffyluffy reviews
It had started out slow...But maybe it was getting alittle faster. HavocXFurey Oneshot Sequal to It had started out Slow R&R plzkthxbai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
It Had Started out Slow by luffyluffy reviews
Neither of us were used to fall in love with another man but neither of us had anything to lose... HavocXFurey Oneshot :D R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Obsession by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
All was well 'til Fury realized something about this little obsession of his: There was another name for it. To be so captivated by a person, to have your heart flutter at the mere sight of them, well that was love, wasn't it? HavocFury
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
There's a monster under my bed! by witchfingers reviews
LIttle Al and Ed Elric are troubled by a certain green monster that lives under their bed...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Envy by Invidia1988 reviews
A abandond burned down library, A sin and a Chibisan what more do I need to say other then beautiful?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
It by PinkStarz reviews
Although free of the Juuinshi curse and newly married, Kyou and Tohru are in for the first of their tribulations. Namely... the wedding night. Rated for language and...other things...
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
The Reason by Moonlight-is-Innocence reviews
[One-shot] [Songfic] Some harsh words are exachanged during a fight with Inuyasha, so Kagome runs of with the intent of never returning. However, when she comes back to say her final goodbyes, she learns what Inuyasha feels about what happened.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Of Showers and Sicknesses by Fireness reviews
HavocxFury. Summary: Havoc gets sick and Fury does what he can to take care of him. Random. OoC? Probably.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Jean H. - Complete
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The Hetalia cast goes to reviews
A *Insert random number here* part series about the Hetalia: Axis Powers cast, the different countries they visit for their world meetings, and the craziness that goes down.Based on true storries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,625 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009
FMA Short Bits reviews
Short, random, and nonsensical FMA stories. You have been warned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
A family at last reviews
The sequel to "A difficult decision" Roy notices something familiar about his children...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Roy M., Riza H.
That effing mustache! reviews
Based off the final episode of Brotherhood. Why Roy has that -bleeping- mustache!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Trust reviews
After a night of passion with Havoc, Fuery wakes up in his bed...alone.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
Lessons in life and love reviews
Based off the manga/Brotherhood series. Fuery teaches Havoc to live again after he is paralyzed, and Havoc teaches Fuery to believe in himself. Rated M just for the first chapter.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
A difficult decision reviews
Roy and Riza are faced with a dilemma. Riza appears to have the problem solved, but Roy thinks she may be hiding her true feelings... RoyXRiza and a little HavocXFuery
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Private compartment reviews
Havoc wonders why Archer and Kimblee get a private compartment on the train...and is shocked by what he finds! ArcherXKimblee and HavocXFuery
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - F. Archer, Kimbley
Stop telephoning me Maes! reviews
This song reminds me of Roy's frustration with Maes's constant calling. Telephone by Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
To take chances reviews
A series of song-fics that have to do with taking chances. Multiple pairings, including EdXEnvy, HavocXFuery and others.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010
The ideal doubles reviews
The reason that Havoc and Fuery were chosen to pretend to be Roy and Riza in episode 48 of the first series of FMA Parings:HavocXFuery, RoyXRiza, BroshXRoss
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
How episode 50 of FMA1st seriesshould have ended reviews
It's what it says in the title. Rated T for mild swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Uses for Ivan's coat reviews
Peter and Raivis discover fun uses for Ivan's giant coat. Cuteness galore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Stranded in Central reviews
Central headquartes is in lockdown. How will Mustang and his crew survive! Parings-HavocXFuery, RoyXRiza, ScarXLust, and EdXEnvy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,949 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
Belonging reviews
During the time of the Austria Anschluss, some parts of Italy belonged to France and Austria. But how did Germany feel about this? Gertalia fluff. OMAKE rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Mistletoe Mishaps: A FMA Christmas story reviews
Roy has the perfect plan to get a kiss from Riza...or does he?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Peeping Jean reviews
Jean Havoc looks in on something private, and makes an interesting discovery...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Jean H., Kain F. - Complete
Envy is Old Gregg! reviews
Envy's REAL true form is revealed!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Envy, Old Gregg - Complete
Teddy bear reviews
Everyone has a comfort object. No hurt, just comfort. LatviaXRussia:One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
The Hetalia cast goes to Washington DC reviews
Based on a true story. Alfred invites the nations to Washington D.C. for the next world meeting. Insanity ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Mr Cellophane reviews
Matthew sings about how no one ever notices him. A song fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Canada - Complete
Fields of gold reviews
Feliks takes Toris back to the field where they first met. A song fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete