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Author has written 22 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Mighty Boosh.
ATTENTION ANYONE WHO CARES!
I have a second account, shared with Wingedbullets. It has our FMA roleplays as Jean and Eny (me) and Kain and Ed (Kuwakaskei) If you like my other FMA fanfics check this one out! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2252687/ChibiKain_JeansEnvy. It's pure insanity!!
Attention all Hetalia fans:. As I stated in my story "The Hetalia cast goes to Washington D.C", the story is based on my trip to Washington D.C. One of my fans (I have a fan? WOW! I feel special teary eyes of joy) Emololipop suggested that I write about the Hetalia cast taking trips to other countries. Since the only country I’ve ever visited is Canada (I’ve never been outside North America), I’d like to hear your suggestions: What country should they go to? If you’ve ever visited another country tell me what country and your experience. Did anything crazy/funny/weird/fun happen on your trip? I’ll turn your trip into a story! Why? I have no life! =P
A scene from "Fields of Gold" is now illustrated!!
I did NOT draw this. All credit goes to StafanieAtasuki (HoshitoAtasuki on deviantART) Great job!!
Name-LongliveA.Monk: Long live Adrian Monk; the greatest detective in the world. Long may he live!! I don't care that the series is over now; he will always be the greatest!
Age-Well, I act a little older than my age sometimes, sometimes I act like a kid, and I look like a junior high school student; soooo...200009? 0.o
Gender-Female, but I'm pretty sure I was a gay male in another life...and a shark...maybe I was a gay shark...which, according to Brittany on Glee, is a dolphin. So I was a dolphin...wait what?
Height-5'2''. My brother is 6' and he's 3 years younger than me. I feel like Edward Elric...not that that's a bad thing. =)
Weight-Not skinny, not fat, that's all you need to know.
Occupation-Day Camp Counselor/ Junior in college
Future occupation-Elementary School Teacher
Interests (In alphabetical order 'cuz I'm slightly OCD)
A Little Snow Fairy Sugar
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan
He is my master
Hetalia: Axis Powers
Ouran High School Host Club
Tokyo Mew Mew
Howl's Moving Castle
The Scarlet Letter
To Kill a Mockingbird
Twilight (Though I'm an antifan: I read it, I like it, but I absolutely CANNOT take it seriously.)
Ace of Cakes
America's Funniest Home Videos
Better Off Ted
The Colbert Report
I survived a Japanese game show
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Parks and Recreation
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Will and Grace
A Day at the Races
A Night at the Opera
Another Gay Movie
Blades of Glory
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Gone with the Wind
The Lion King
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Piglets's BIG Movie
Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit
Young Frankenstein (it's pronounced Fronk-en-schtien)
A Cursive Memory
..and various Japanese artists who performed anime openings and endings (I'm such an otaku)
The Lion King
The Pirates of Penzance
Couples I support (I'm too lazy to write the full names of the series so I'll just put the initials. And I am a fan of yaoi, just for the record.)
ALSFS: GingerXTumeric, SugarXCinnamon (they're cinnamon sugar LOL!), SagaXPhil
DC: Rabi~en~Rose/ HikaruXTakuro Minagawa, PyokoXKuu, KaiXRik
FB: TohruXKyo, KisaXHiro, YukiXMachi, HaruXRin
FMA: HavocXFuery, RoyXRiza, EdXEnvy (SPOLIER FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT WATCH THE ENTIRE ANIME SERIES: I do not consider this incest. This comic explains my reasoning:. It's the sperm that makes the baby not the soul!) ScarXLust, AlXWinry, Parental RoyXEd, Brotherly love EdXAl (I HATE Elrincest!!). Just for the record I don't hate EdXWinry (I have a feeling that they will inevitably end up together) but I like EdXEnvy more. ArcherXKimblee (Kuwakaskei made me love it! XP) AlXGreed (Kuwakaskei again!!)
HIMM: IzumiXAnna, MitsukiXYoshitaka
H:AP: I support EVERY pairing!! I'm not kidding!
OHHC: HaruhiXTamaki, HikaruXKaoru (WAIT!! I CAN EXPLIAN!! Ok, so I am not a supporter of incest; I HATE Elrincest, BUT here's how I see it: Hikaru and Kaoru are not biological brothers. One of them was adopted, they just so happen to look incredibly alike. So there's my reason for justifying this pairing. My insane, confusing, and highly illogical reason.)
TMM: RetasuXPai, MintoXKeiichiro, RyouXZakuro, PurinXTaruto, KishXMe (lol I'm such a fangirl)
I: MaggieXFarid, DustfingerXMo (I know, I know; I am a messed up person for even considering this pairing, but there's something about those two..) Parental DustfingerXFarid
T: BellaXEdward, EmmetXRosalie, EsmeXCarlise, JasperXMike (Forgive me...I DO NOT hate Alice; she rocks! She and jasper make a good couple but...Jasper and Mike are hot together. FORGIVE ME!!)
GS: Agent 99XMax
GI: Mary AnneXGilligan, GingerXThe Professor, ThurstonXLovey. Sorry Skipper =(
M: ArthurXMerlin (of course).
MPFC: TerryJ.XMichael (WTF?! XD I don't even understand me sometimes)
P: ShawnXJuliet (Even though Juliet has REEEEEEEAALYYY bad timing)
PR: TomXRon (Somebody please kill me...I find yaoi parings in EVERY form of media!!) I DO NOT support LesileXMarK. MarK is a jerk; Leslie deserves better.
TO: PamXJim, DwightXAngela (I still support them, and I hope they get back together again)
S: JDXElliot, Parental JDXDr.Cox (Though I like JDXDr.Cox too...)
UB: BettyXHenry (I REEEEEEAAAALLLLY want Henry to come back), AmandaXDaniel, Sibling love BettyXDaniel
W13-PeteXCookies. =D LOL!
WLIIA: RyanXColin (Yes, I know they are married but seriously, they have such chemisty!)
WG: JackXWill ( I support WillXVince too but I was hoping Will and Jack would get together in the series finale. D=)
W: JoeXHelen, CassieXBrian
My favorite quotes
I reject your reality and substitute my own-Adam Savage, Mythbusters (This is my senior quote!)
You go to India!-Knocked Up
Here's the thing...-Adrian Monk, Monk
It's a gift and a curse.-Adrian Monk, Monk
Lowell-Joe, I have good news and bad news. The good news is I fixed the plane.
Joe-What's the bad news?
Lowell-I think I'm possessed by Satan...either that or hay fever season has come early. Sneezes
Joe-My money's on Satan.
Christine, Dan and Harry are talking about how Mac is going to be in an underwear commercial:
Christine-Well I think the whole thing is degrading. I for one have NO interest in seeing a man in his underwear.
Harry-...Is that so?
Christine-Yes. I'm much more interested with what's inside.
Harry-...Is that SO? grins
Christine-What i'm mean is...what I mean is I'm much more interested with what's in here. Points to her chest
Dan-Me too, let's have a look.
Every line from The Lion King
That's a weird plave to put a piano.-Bolt (I've used this line on people and they actually looked!)
The greates poem ever written:
Roses are blue
Violets are red
I have to go to the bathroom.
-Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you.-Dug, Up
I hid under your porch because I love you-Dug, Up
Stop laughing, it makes you look like a whore!! -JD, Scrubs
Randy-Mumbling It wasn't my case.
And now for something completely different
In Soviet Russia...U GON' GET RAEPED!
Ivan-Evil grin Kolkolkolkolkol >)
China and Canada make CHANADA! =D
Arthur-Wow you're smart. -.-;;
I've had "Uso" from FMA: Brotherhood stuck in my head for about a week now. I don't want it to leave! XP
If I were a Mew Mew I'd be Mew Coconut, a ghost bat.
Kish-Mmmm; Coconut cake..._ P=
I'll fight anyone who says that Yoshitaka and Izumi belong together. THEY DO NOT!!
Yaoi is my anti-drug, as well as the game Sequence.
I believe in faries.
I make an Osaka face quite a bit: =D I'm not a space cadet, I have ADOS. That stands for Attention Deficit...OOOH SHINY! points to random shiny object
Inside joke-"I gieve yuu dis mohnkey, and you ahbuse hiem!"
My personal quote-"I'm Monk like that."
Joel McHale named his first born son Edarwd Roy McHale. This must mean that Joel is an FMA fan!!
I love characters with glasses. I wear glasses myself. Long live the megane (Glasses)!
My perfect guy (for both looks and personality) is a combination of Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Alphonse Elric, Envy, Kain Fuery, Artemis Fowl, Kyouya Ootori, Kaoru Hitachiin, Ky Schweitzer, Yuki Sohma, Hatori Sohma, Kureno Sohma, Ren Maaka, Kisshu, Adrian Monk, Kenneth Parcell, Henry Grubstick, Shaun Profeta, Matthew Williams, Roderich Edelstein, Raivis Galante, Toris Lorinaitis, Eduard Von Bock, Tino Väinämöinen, and Thailand. No wonder I'm single.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
Ed is a shrimp. Al is a tin can. Envy is a palm tree in a miniskirt. Greed is a pimp. Kimbley is a sexy pyromaniac. Hughes is obsessed with kodak. Mustang is just plain stupid. Yep, that's the cast of FullMetal Alchemist.
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