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Black cats bring bad luck.

Name: Kuromi (Kuro for short)

Age: 18

Hair Color: White, waist-length

Eye Color: Black (they're creepier that way. Bwaha.)

Ear/Tail Color: Black w/ white tips


Temperament: A litte shy and quiet; I say little when I'm in a room full of people I barely know. I'm the type of person that hides a lot (when you have ears and a tail, that's the safest thing for you to do), and I'm sneaky. Not in the bad way, but I like sneaking up on people and giving them the hug-me virus. Bwaha.

Likes: Shiny things, weapons (GAHAHAHAHA!!), horses, cats, dogs, people who don't annoy the heck outta me, reading, writing, listening to music, my brothers and sisters, anime, cartoons (yes, I admit it), Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush, Hiroshi Fujioka, Nicholas Cage, Jackie Chan, Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Dane Cook (GODS OF JELLY!), songs that seem to fit my personality, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shippo, Koga, Rin, Jaken, Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Yukina, Keiko, Botan, Shizuru, Depp's-Still-Doll (-glomps-), Youko Kurama, EDWARD, BELLA, EMMETT, JASPER, ALICE, ROSALIE, CARLISLE, ESME, JACOB, and NESSIE!! ...VAMPIRE CATS! And not because I'm one.

Dislikes: A lot of things. Especially spiders. DEATH TO ALL SPIDERS IN THE WORLD!! They can go die and burn in the flaming pits of HELL!! BURN! Burn, I say!! (hisses)


Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Excel Saga, Vampire Knight, Deltora Quest, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Cowboy Bebop, Yu Yu Hakusho, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (I've only seen one episode), Ouran High School Host Club, D-Gray Man, Marmalade Boy, Death Note, Ghost in the Shell, Samurai Champloo, Gundam series, Happy Lesson, Zero's Familiar, Hell Girl, Samurai 7, Getbackers, DBZ series, and many others.

Movies: Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow, Naruto the Movie 2: Legend of the Stone of Gelel, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Castle in the Sky, Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report, Cat Soup, Ghost Rider, Ghost Warrior, Karas: The Prophecy, Interview With The Vampire, The Covenant, Hell Boy, V for Vendetta, Employee of the Month, Cheaper by the Dozen, Matilda, The Place Promised In Our Early Days, Pirates 1-3.

Books: Twilight series, The Loop, Memoirs of a Geisha, Wolf at the Door, Strays Like Us, Harry Potter series (to some extent), Dragon Rider, The Thief Lord, Inkheart, Inkspell, Inkdeath, DragonQuest series, Deltora Quest series.

Songs: Kumikyoku Nico Nico Douga, Be My Angel, The Starry Sky, In The End/remix, God Knows, My Will, Numb, Eternal Snow, Pure Snow, Hare Hare Yukai, Mosaic Kakera, Colors, Days, Danjo, Caramelldansen (-does the caramelldansen-), Mottoke! Sailor Fuku, Let Me Be With You, Myself, Hiru no Tsuki, Disturbia, The Wolf Whistling Song, Futatsu no Kodou to Akai Tsumi, Still Doll, Fly Away (sung by Jin the Wind Master), Fly Away (from Eureka Seven), Sakasama no Cho, Karinui, Boku Tachi no Kisetsu, Tasogare Ni Se Wo Mukete, Ai no Uta, Come (Namie Amuro), Unlimited, Fuhen, Kuchibue ga Kikoeru, Ryuusei no Solitude, All Around Me, Ready, What Hurts The Most, Life Is A Highway, Believe, Blind Game Again, Asterisk, God Knows, and the list goes on and on.

Singers/Bands: Nami Tamaki, Mika Nakashima, Aya Hirano, HAL, Fall Out Boy, T.M. Revolution, ON/OFF, FLOW, Gackt, L'Arc en Ciel, SnOW, Nickelback, Ayumi Hamasaki, Utada Hikaru, Bowling For Soup, Myavi, and various others.

And now, it's time for...

Da-da-da-da! The quotes!


"I vant to suck your blood." - me saying that to my mom

"I SAID NO!" me, once again


"Okay, Shadow Junior."

"...shut UP." - me and my cousin DesertRough13. I was imitating Shadow the Hedgehog that day. Don't ask me why.

"Son of a beach nut!" - Dad

"Son of a mother goat." - once again, my dad. Ah, I love him.

"Can I have the keys to the bus?"


"I wanna run something over."

"You are NOT getting the keys! Remember what happened last time?"

"Uh... no?"

"sigh The police got involved."

"Oh, yeah..." - me and Joey talking about the bus; I swear he and I have the most random conversations.

"Hey, whaddya think I should be for Halloween this year?"

"I see you as either a vampire or a cat."

"Ooh! I should be a vampire-cat!" - uh... eh heh heh... no idea where that came from

"What in the heck is wrong with you?!" - me yelling at Twister

"I. Am going. To KILL you." - me threatening someone

"Death to ye." my cousin Icey

"Squirrels!" - DesertRough13

"Raggle-fraggle! Yorgie-shmorgie!" - Liger (my younger cousin)

"Oh, stuff." - DR13

"What the freak?" - me

"I want fangs." - I do! I want fangs so that I can walk up to someone and say "Hi..." to them in a creepy voice.


I'm soooo excited right now. Why, you ask? I'll tell you why.


I recently discovered a new TV show that's playing On Demand and on HBO. The show is called True Blood, and it's about vampires. If you've never heard of the show before, here's what's going on:

Thanks to a Japanese scientist's invention of synthetic blood, vampires have progressed from legendary monsters to fellow citizens overnight. And while humans have been safely removed from the menu, many remain apprehensive about these creatures "coming out of the coffin." Religious leaders and government officials around the world have chosen their sides, but in the small Louisiana town of Bon Temps, the jury is still out.

Local waitress Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin), however, knows how it feels to be an outcast. "Cursed" with the ability to listen in on people's thoughts, she's also open-minded about the integration of vampires — particularly when it comes to Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer), a handsome 173-year-old living up the road. But as Sookie is drawn into a series of mysteries surrounding Bill's arrival in Bon Temps, that tolerance will be put to the test.

Thank you, Wikipedia. While I watched True Blood, it started to remind me of Twilight in some parts. In the Twilight universe, no one knows about vampires except for Bella, Jacob, and everyone else. And only a select few of the Twilight vampires don't drink human blood. As mentioned above, a Japanese scientist invented synthetic blood and vampires are now fellow citizens. Although the humans are no longer on the menu, a lot of 'em are still iffy about the vampires "coming out of the coffin." Ungrateful bunch, they are. grumbles

Where was I going with this..?

Oh, yeah! I started thinking about how something like this could happen in a potential Twilight story; I just don't know what to call it yet. Maybe I can ask Dolly... Hm. Huh. Until I think up a decent title, I'll just start writing. I hope the story will turn out okay, and I hope that everyone who reviews gives constructive criticism instead of flames. If they send flames, I'll either throw 'em right back or use 'em to make s'mores or something. Or maybe I could just set something on fire. Either way.

iHasta luego!



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Okay. That up there is a picture with the Naruto boys (except for Sasuke, of course) delivering some pick-up lines that are doomed to fail. Ah, you gotta give 'em an A for effort, though. It's cute and funny.


As of June 13, 2009, I am officially a HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE!! GO ME!! dances

My mom was definitely more excited about my graduation than I was... and then there was the dance, a.k.a prom. It was really fun, and I actually felt--dare I say it?--pretty. I actually felt pretty. Of course, I ended up crying when the DJ played this one song and dedicated it to all the seniors.

OMG. I just realized it's been a whole year since I've updated. What is wrong with me?! AHHH!!

Wait. I've been busy with a buncha crap lately so it's okay. I think.

Anyway, I have some very good news. I'm going to The Art Institute of Pittsburgh in August! That makes me so happy and excited. Mom said that she'll get me a laptop--my own laptop, mind you--and that makes me even more excited. Once I have the laptop, I'll start writing (and typing!) down the ideas hopping around in my head, so hopefully I'll have at least one story up. Hopefully.

Another reason why I haven't updated can be summed up fairly easily: sleep over at a friend's house. That was fun, too. She, her little brother and I stayed up till midnight making home-made chocolate chip cookies; in the morning, we had chocolate chip pancakes. They ROCKED!! Oh, and I, uh, sang for her, her friend, and little brother.

Next month on the tenth, I will be visiting my dad, step mom, and siblings, and we will go to the MALL OF AMERICA!! WOOT!! (does a happy dance) But, thankfully, they have Internet, so I'll be able to keep up with this wonderfully insane website. And insanity is a good thing, no matter what the shrink says. Sanity is scarier than insanity because no one knows how you'll react to something. So...

The vampire bunnies and flesh-eating carrots from the fourth dimension are fighting each other. And the evil underwater colonizing mutant vampire cotton balls and Q-tips are attacking.

Good night, everybody!! (Or morning or afternoon, depending where you are in the world) Meow!! n.n


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For Always by Adidasgrl328 reviews
Bella is a well accomplished romance novelist living with Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper in Forks, WA. When Emmett's little brother Edward comes to stay the summer, could Bella's seemingly perfect life not seem so perfect anymore? AH AU OOC LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,959 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anybody There by Kat097 reviews
AU AH. “I’m not a damsel in distress and I sure as hell didn’t put out a flyer for a white knight." Sometimes the damsel wants to do things her own damn way, despite her feelings for the man who wants to save her. B/E. Complete with outtakes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,342 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Blood by Depp's-Still-Doll reviews
What do you get when you cross Edward's birthday, with his goofy, talented family and a human Bella whose mind he cannot read? Read this crazy one-shot to find out what will go awry! My second Twilight one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8741 - Favs: 14,435 - Follows: 3,001 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masculinity Chronicles by Dollymop reviews
Sweenett. Mr. Todd is feeling insecure about his masculinity. Toby is playing cupid. Mrs. Lovett just wants to be loved!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,760 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella