Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, and Parodies and Spoofs.
My name is Allie Stamler, but you can call me Esplen. I am a scientist at the University for Cyborgs. My boyfriend, Luke Skywalker, and I drive to Hogwarts in our Batmobile every Sunday after we attend church at St Vladimir Academy.
My Display pic is from google.
ALRIGHT! LET ME SETTLE THIS ARGUMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL! JK ROWLING SPELLS DRACO'S WIFE'S NAME WITH AN E! SO IT'S AstEria Malfoy! Just because Time Magazine spelt it with an O does not mean that is how it is spelt. It may be pronounced with an O but it is spelt with an E!!!!!! As fans we go by the way Jk spelt it - Don't believe me? Click on the three links I've provided!!!!! Potter/ Weasley/Scamander/Malfoy family tree!
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Favourite Fan Fiction Author? fellytone! Even if you're not a James/Lily fan you must read all fellytone's work. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/349272/fellytone could give JK a run for her money! It's incredible stuff!
Co-Writer for Chapter 16: Questioning from my Intertwined Fic is DukeBrymin who I owe so much too! Here is the Url to get to his profile, He writes great fics!!! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1371177/
Fav AVPM quotes?
TO PIGFARTS! RUMBLEROAR! - Rumbleroar
Ten points to Dumbledore! - Dumbledore
Ten points from Gryffindor! - Snape
"Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocket ship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS!." - Draco
"I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER and a rocketship" - Draco
“You wanna kick your own ass or should we do it for you?” - Harry
“Well, i guess if you giving me the option, I’ll kick my own ass” - Draco
Some would say I'm a little obsessed with Draco...Lauren Lopez is so funny!
I LOVE SNAPE! ALWAYS HAVE, SINCE PS, AND ALWAYS WILL. I LOVE FRED TOO! I cried when he died, I was in so much shock that I had to stop reading to calm down. I was so numb from Freds' death that I didn't register Snapes and he's been my fav since PS (Like I said). Out of the Dream Team I LOVE RONNIEKINS!
I'm a Canon Girl! (I'm kicking it Old School) Even though two of my Fics are Shipped (Adding soon!).
My Fav Shipping -
I don't suppose 3rd Generation coupling would be considered Shipping unless you put Teddy with someone other than Victoire and visa versa.
All HP Canon.
I love Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rolf/Luna, Neville/Hannah, Ernie/Susan, James/Lily, Teddy/Victoire and Scorpius/Rose.
If Harry hadn't married Ginny I'd like him to be with Luna and If Luna wasn't married to Rolf but Harry was married to Ginny I'd want Luna to marry Dean.
I wish Charlie had married but i also like what JK said about him loving Dragons more than women!
End each sentince with "Do you want fries with that?" or ".com.au" or "In accordance to with Prophecy." - Make sure you sound very serious with this one. It shocks people a bit.
Fav HP quote? "After all this time?" - Dumbledore "Always." - Snape and "Oh Potter you rotter, Oh what have you done? You're killing off students, you think it's good fun." - Peeves.
"We are as strong as we are united as weak as we are divided." - Dumbledore
Oh, and I LOVE with a capital OV The Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead! Rose is so hilarious! And Dimitri...Oh, You made me cry! Spirit Bound is AMAZING!! I love Oksana!! And Adrian, Christain and Mason...and I guess Mia isn't so bad anymore...I was so upset when Mason died!
Fav VA quote? "You got cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?" - Rose. "I'm testing security. It sucks." - Rose "I am security." - Dimitri
I love Paramore!
Fav Muggle quotes:
I have loads but this one makes me want to cry,
"These hands belong to Rachel Joy Scott and will someday touch millions of people's hearts." - Rachel Joy Scott, one of the 13 people who died in the Columbine Massacre on April 20th 1999
"...you wouldn't dance on it's grave." - Chantal Stolk
"Don't be silly" - Dad
"Why?" - Me
"Take a day off. It's the weekend." - Dad
"We can be stupid together!" - Grant
"I didn't hit you, I just gave your face a high five!" - Grant
"I'm not shouting, I'm merely speaking with increased volume" - Me
"I’m not a nerd, I’m academically excited!" – Grant
Back on the train: Hermione's ring.
I love this ring! (Future Fiancé, I want this ring!)
Intertwined: For a look at how Harry was standing over Ginny in Chapter 8: Studying
Thank you MandieLunaGinny http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2134297/ for telling me about it!!!
You say Twilight,
I was told I'm not allowed to give credit to this person...so thank you anyway!
When I think of Dumbledore’s will I think of all the other people who died and who they put in their will, so I, obviously bcoz he’s my favourite character, think of Snape. I think he would have left his stuff for Lily and obviously she died. I don’t think he would have changed it when she did, purely because he didn’t really have anyone else, so seen as Lily is gone (And James) Harry would be the one to get his stuff because he’s Lily’s child...I find that awesome...
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