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Joined 09-24-08, id: 1700679, Profile Updated: 11-17-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Okay, so here's the thing: this is not my only fanfiction account. My other account is filled with wholesome, non yaoi stories. This one, however, is entirely devoted to yaio. I realized that there are some people who wouldn't read my other stories because they don't like yaoi. So, I decided this was the best solution that I could find...and that's about it. And, by the way, if you want to see my other stories, I will send you the link, but only if you contact me personally. Thanks! Love Ya!

Okay, so I guess it wouldn't hurt anythning if I put up my bio here...just not my name.

Age: 17

Location: Jonesboro, Arkansas

Gender: Female

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Hiding Behind Masks by Twisted Vixen reviews
By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Indiana Elric? by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
When Edward is captured by the Nazis, it's up to his brother Alphonse to rescue him. A semi rewrite of the movie Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade using the Fullmetal Alchemist characters. Post movie. May contain spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,208 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
D Pickup lines by Scarlett Rhapsody reviews
What happenes when Allen suddently starts splurting really bad pick-up lines involuntarily? - Komui's experiments, of course! My first fanfic! CRACK, tidbit a' Yullen,rated T especially for awful,horrible language and verbal sexual harassment. Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Baby No Jutsu by COMEDY GOLD reviews
Sasuke gets hit by a jutsu turning him into a baby. Let's see what happens when Lady Tsunade puts baby Sasuke in the care of his bestfriend / rival / secret crush Naruto Uzumaki. SasuNaru. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Objection! by Freaking Cage reviews
It's Allen Walker's first case: to defend his friend against a vicious murder. But does /that person/ really have to be the Prosecutor? Yullen Week submission #4: Protest
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Broken Threads by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:KandaxAllen:. In retrospect, perhaps the single blanket wasn't the best gift Lavi could give to the equally selfish Kanda and Allen...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
To Resist It Is Useless by Freaking Cage reviews
No one likes to be interrupted during their Alone Time. Especially when you're interrupted by a certain critical Japanese Exorcist. Yullen Week submission#3: Comfort
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Against Your Will by kigen reviews
Naruto finds an injured Sasuke and brings him back to be healed. But when it is discovered that the curse seal is warping his mind and cutting his life dangerously short, Naruto will do whatever he can to save Sasuke. Whether he likes it or not. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,353 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Putting his mouth to good use by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
What happens when you put a certain chuunin and an orally fixated Special Jounin together.. and what happens when a certain Jounin finds out. Rated for mature innuendo. Male male love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Curiosity Is For the Brave, the Young, & the Horny by lpdrunknmunky reviews
Curiosity is a wonderful thing. AxLxK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The date by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
A crack fic in which Kakashi tries to get Iruka on a date, sakura gets dissed and Naruto and Sasuke have a wardrobe malfunction. Probably a bit AU and OOC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
It should have been easy by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Kakashi and Naruto wanted a baby.. well they got more than they wished for and now they, and the town, have to deal with one crazy pregnancy. A hormonal ninja can be very dangerous indeed. KakaNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,394 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Meeting with the Hokage by Mignonne422 reviews
Sasuke is forced to work on his night off, but he finds his duties more pleasant than expected. Hokage!NarutoxANBU!Sasuke. Yaoi, NC-17, PWP, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Accidental Meetings by HidingOut reviews
[Complete] [KandaAllen] [University AU] [Yaoi] What are the results of one accidental meeting, one semi accidental meeting and one not so accidentals meeting between one University business student and one chemistry graduate? Warning: Lemon.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
control by oblivion's pen reviews
...was not Kanda's forte. [Kanda.Allen] [rated M]
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Traitorious Uchiha and the Kitsune Vessel by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Something had happened to Naruto, and because of it, he carries a child. He leaves for Konoha and joins that Akatsuki. Will it be as bad as he originally thought? ItaNaru onesided SasuNaru LeeSaku NejiGaa KibaHina ShinoKan ShikaTemari KakaIru MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,713 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Hearts by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides to give his team a packet of Love Hearts for Valentine's, each coded with a message of affection. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drop Dead Sexy by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Kakashi appears in front of Iruka in his ANBU attire and he cannot help but find Kakashi...sexy. Per his usual, the jounin refuses to cooperate with Iruka's orders and the chuunin finds himself in Kakashi's bed, succumbing to his own lust. [KakaIru Yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Baby Got Back by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius sings the song we all hate to love, 'Baby Got Back', to the Marauders. Songfic. SLASH :RLSB: Rated for disturbing mental imagery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Closet Voyeur Extraordinaire by Quack says the T-shape reviews
After Sakura hears Sasuke and Naruto doing... stuff in a closet, it isn't long before all of Konoha hears about it... Crackscented chaos ensues. NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Man Named Genma by FastForward reviews
Genma is perverted. Kakashi and Iruka are being naughty. What more could Genma want?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tis the Season by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Naruto in heat! I know i know, everyone does this, but its like the drunk sasunaru ones. Everyone has to do at least one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/15/2005
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Awkward Game reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are bitter rivals til the end, right? So then why are they kissing?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So what did I miss? reviews
Such a simple question, but he never expected this kind of answer!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Good idea? reviews
Everyone has heard the excuse "It seemed like a good idea at the time." but how far is too far? At some point, excusses just dont work anymore. HAS OFFICALLY BEEN DECLARED A ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
When did this happen? reviews
Draco hated Harry. Or atleast he used to...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete