Pandora the Damned
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Poll: Since I've had a lot of people request a MetaxLynn pairing in Kirby Remix, I'm kind of cracking and doing a poll on whether I should or not. Mind you, if I do end up doing the pairing, it's going to be more of a love/hate relationship than anything else. Vote Now!
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Joined 09-24-08, id: 1701087, Profile Updated: 04-20-10
Author has written 6 stories for Kirby, and Harry Potter.

If you are a dreamer, come in,

If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,

A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic beam buyer,

If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,

For we have some flax-golden tales to spin,

Come in!

Come in!

-Shel Silverstein

I'd like to get one thing straight. I like OC's. I use OC's in a lot of my stories, give or take the odd burst of inspiration, so I suppose I give you fair warning that, if you dislike OC's you have come to the wrong profile Mon Ami (or Mon Amie, depending on your gender). For those of you who do love the occasional OC story, welcome! Grab some popcorn and enjoy!

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Stuff about me;

I'm 15

I have low opinions of my peers unless they prove otherwise. Believe me, if you went to my school, you would too.

I will forever suppory gay rights. I myself am not gay, but I have several friends who are, and they are perfectly wonderful people who don't have anything wrong with them. They are not stupid, or confused, or sick. They are just who they are, and I am sick of people who are chastising them because they are different

I am Wiccan and a Witch. This does not mean that I am going to steal your soul, drink the blood of your babies, or kill anyone. Any questions about the real meaning of what Wicca is, PM me. Feel like flaming me? Bring it on. I'm only saying this because I have gotten enough shit from people who are bitching at me for not being christian, or else I wouldn't waste my time typing this up.

Mess with my friends, and I will end you. I'm not kidding. Screw with me all you like, but if you do ANYTHING to hurt my friends, I will kick you out of this universe.

My word; Rapetastic (interpret it for yourself. If you want to use it, PM me and tell me you are)

People/Things that I find smexy

-Robert Downy Jr.

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-The voice of TIm Burton's Cheshire cat

-The weasles from the Live action 'Wind in the willows'

-Sword Knight

-Most male Disney Villains (Mainly Jafar and Dr. Facilier)

-Jim Cumming's voice

-Meta Knight (I love Sword more though)

- Father (Codename; Kids Next door)

-Soooooo mant others

My opinions of SSBB characters (I may not get all of them in here, since I'm doing this from memory

-Meta Knight-best character on the game. I always get a surge of affection for him whenever I watch the Subspace Emissary clips)

-Jigglypuff- Absolutely, utterly, spectacularly... useless (I really don't like the Meta/Jiggly pairing. The two just don't seem very compatable in my opinion

-Wolf- Almost as amazingly kick-ass as MK

-Fox-Almost as amazingly kick-ass as Wolf

Peach- Her final smash is hilarious!

Mario- Just epic

Luigi- more epic that mario

Ganon- Pfffft...

Bowser- um... RAWR?

Dedede; Unlike the anime, I think the SSBB version of Dedede is awesome sauce

Kirby; Well, at least he has better attacks that Jigglypuff

Link; He looks amazing. I love his game, but I'm horrible with his character

Pit- Nice dress you got there

Olimar; How could something to tiny be so awesome

Sonic; Hi I was thrown in last minute for no reason!

Pokemon Trainer; Meh, nothing special

-I'LL UPDATE THE REST TOMORROW-

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Cause Some Trouble by Ayala Atreides reviews
Earth King Kuei set out to travel the world as a commoner. He had no idea what he was getting himself into. His travels take him to the desert and he finds unlikely friends in two Sandbenders. Together, this unusual trio might just change the future of Ba Sing Se. The 100-Year War is coming to an end... But for Kuei, the road to home will be a treacherous one. Kuei/OC.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,738 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/30/2009 - King Kuei, OC
Technus' Gambit by Vilkas reviews
Technus had never claimed that humans weren’t confusing creatures.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Technus, Jazz F.
Don't You Disrespect Me by Comidia Del Arte reviews
No one, and I mean no ever insulted the Shadowman like that.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Sacrifices Must Be Made by CrazyAcorn reviews
She wanted a proper life. He wanted to have fun. She wanted to be herself. He wanted to come back from the Underworld and be a prankster again... MARY-SUE AND DISCARDED. READ THE REMAKE INSTEAD. Oh, the Times We've Had
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,741 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
The Date by auri mynonys reviews
When Jafar asked Maleficent on a date, he didn't expect to survive the encounter. But romance is a very strange thing, and this date may be the start of some serious evil love - if the heroes don't ruin it first. COMPLETE.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,023 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
The Safe House by cylobaby reviews
Melissa is a Muggle who is brought under the protection of the Order. She has to live in the Order safe house with the prickly Severus Snape. Can Severus learn to trust or will his one chance at happiness slip past him? Snape/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,425 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., OC
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Ask Us! Question the Cast of Kirby and KirbyRemix reviews
Self explanatory. Ratings may change
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
Revenge is Sweet reviews
Someone draws on Lynn's face while she was asleep, and now she's furious. Who did it? Find out! T for swearing.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Kirby Right Back at Ya! Remix reviews
You know how some of the lines the characters say in the dub make you want to hit that character in the head with a frying pan? If you agree, you're going to like this!
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,869 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
Bleeding Hearts and Memories reviews
A woman comes to Pop Star in a state that raises a few questions. She causes Meta Knight to wonder if the war with Nightmare is really over.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Black Market reviews
A new Order member is forced to live in Grimmauld Place, and the longer she stays, the more interesting she seems to find everyone's favorite potions master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Severus S., OC
Roses are Red reviews
FumuxMeta Knight. I can't think of a good summary. Oneshot.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete