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Author has written 38 stories for Harry Potter, South Park, Twilight, Criminal Minds, NCIS, and Thor.

So I'm going to say this here, instead of posting it several times in my fics.

I write Harry Potter/Twilight fics for one reason- I can't stand Twilight canon. To the point where I feel the need to go in and re-write things to make them better. And what better way to do that by combining them with my absolute favorite characters, those in the Harry Potter series.

Seriously, Jasper probably has the most interesting background of any character in the series, and he gets about two pages. No. He should have gotten his own stinking book, it would be much more interesting than the canon version. Alice is in a similar situation, as is Carlisle. The secondary characters in the books are more interesting than the primary characters, though to be fair the Sorting Hat is more interesting than Bella by a long shot.

As for Edward and Jacob, I pair them with Hermione because they need to know what it's like to be with a strong woman who doesn't need them. Or go into a semi-coma when her man leaves her. There just isn't a strong enough female character in the Twilight cannon universe (save for, perhaps, Alice), so I have to bring one in.

I've voiced my opinions about Bella several times. The drama irritates me. Love happens. Losing love happens. After losing love happens, Ben and Jerrys happens, perhaps a few days of feeling bad, and then you get off your rear and go out to see if love can happen again. Quit whining.

Renesmee happens occasionally in my fics. Her conception is a hard pill to swallow, but sometimes she's a necessary plot point. No creepy werewolf imprints will happen, however, you can hold me to that.

Okay, hopefully that's my rant over.


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Under the Guise of Innocence by Deep and Devastating reviews
Hermione moves to Forks,Washington after the War with her parents. She meets Jasper and once their secrets are revealed her past catches up with her. Herm./Jasper Pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,058 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hermione G., Jasper
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 10786 - Favs: 9,370 - Follows: 9,606 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Ravens and Writing Desks by blood.stained.lies reviews
Faint music could be heard coming from across the room. Sherlock spun to his left to see his violin floating in mid-air, as though being held up by an invisible musician. The 'Liebestod' from Wagner's Tristan and Isolde flowed with perfect elegance from the instrument. No musician could ever play with that amount of sheer flawlessness, not without the help of something…more...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Hermione G., Sherlock H.
Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,438 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
If You Show Me Yours by Cybrokat reviews
Snape teaches the class how to make a fantasy potion, because sometimes you just need to write a little naughtiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All There Is by Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Completing Business by Laurielove reviews
Hermione wants to head home after a long day at work. A meeting with an ex-Death Eater is the last thing she needs or wants ... so she thinks. LM/HG probable one-shot. Rated M. Ahem. (I can't leave him alone.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Second Year by Loten reviews
Prize for the 4000th reviewer of Chasing The Sun: Scenes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, written from Snape's point of view. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Tabloid Journalism by Explopyro reviews
One-shot. A Muggle-born student brought certain novels to Hogwarts, and Severus Snape has a theory about their authorship. Some offscreen SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Feeding Time by Loten reviews
Prize for the 3000th reviewer of Chasing the Sun: Snape's grumpy inner monologue at breakfast in the Great Hall, set during Goblet of Fire. He is not a morning person. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
I Beg To Differ by Loten reviews
Prize for the 2000th reviewer of Chasing The Sun. Severus overhears Hermione speculating about his personal life; he finds her opinion rather insulting and decides to let her know just how wrong she is. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Post Tenebras Lux: The Search by Loten reviews
Prize for the 1000th reviewer of Chasing the Sun. Missing scene from Post Tenebras Lux; the story of how and why Severus found Hermione's parents and made a reconciliation possible. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence by Loten reviews
Prize for the 1000th reviewer of Chasing the Sun; Hermione is annoyed to finally be given detention so close to finishing school, but it turns out to be just what she - and Snape - didn't know they needed. Post-DH AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Et Tu, Brute by Explopyro reviews
One-shot. Sometimes the only way to save your friends from themselves is to betray them. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Seduced by angelically-devilish reviews
SiriusHermione - He swore to himself that he would play the gentleman. He wasn't used to the role and as she moved toward an equally-inebriated Charlie Weasley, he realized that he was really not fit for the role.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Night of Dancing by angelically-devilish reviews
DMHG She had always thought that popular dance had disintegrated to nothing but an upright expression of that which was best done behind closed doors, but as the bass used her body as tuning fork, she suddenly wondered what was wrong with that, really...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And the Thunder Rolls by Cybrokat reviews
She knew he would come home. He always came home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just Pretend for a Night by Lara Zed reviews
Fred volunteers to help Hermione with an uncomfortable situation. But what happens when playing pretend gets a little too real? Post-Hogwarts, AU, FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,910 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Logic Puzzle by Explopyro reviews
One-shot. Professors Snape and Dumbledore test the defences of the Philosopher's Stone. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Post Tenebras Lux: Acceptance by Loten reviews
Prize for the 2000th reviewer of Post Tenebras Lux. What do the Grangers think of their daughter's choice of partner? One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What Harm Would It Do? by angelically-devilish reviews
On her wedding night, Hermione muses over the consequences that five simple words can have over her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Liminal by Cybrokat reviews
Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 227,081 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Locket by angelically-devilish reviews
HarryHermione - Deep in the forest, Hermione seethes over Ron's sudden departure. The locket does nothing to ebb the waves of rage that push her into the arms of the one man she had always trusted... **NOT FOR THE ROMANTIC**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Man Unfathomable by Laurielove reviews
Already struggling with her feelings for Lucius Malfoy, a breakthrough in her magic brings to life a man who forces Hermione to re-appraise her life and her needs. LM/HG/Captain Hook. M content. If you don't normally give crossovers a go, I hope you will trust me on this one. I sincerely hope it is not contrived. A personal favourite of mine.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,639 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Captain Hook, Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Head Over Feet by andrews-wife reviews
I take over in New Moon, after Edward leaves Bella heartbroken. Jacob is in love with Bella, but she doesn't feel the same. But what if she fell for him as well? What if Edward returned? How would she choose? Or will the decision be made for her? Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 211,528 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Need You Now by angelically-devilish reviews
SiriusHermione All she could do was remember. All he wanted was to forget. Inspired by Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Post Tenebras Lux: Summer by Loten reviews
Prize for the 1000th reviewer of Post Tenebras Lux: the beginning of Severus and Hermione's relationship retold from Severus' point of view. One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Good News Travels Fast by angelically-devilish reviews
RemusHermione - Hermione has great news to impart, but finds some stumbling blocks along the way. Enter her knight in shining armour...or rather, her werewolf. BIRTHDAY FIC FOR GrandeVanilleSkimLatte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Same Time Next Year by angelically-devilish reviews
CharlieMione - She knew she probably shouldn't be bathing nude when, at any moment, she could be discovered by any number of people she would rather not have caught her in any state of indecent undress. The naughtiness of it all, however, emboldened her
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
The Ever-Locked Room by Bedelia reviews
When an experimental spell goes awry, the spirit of someone long dead ends up stuck in Hermione's mind. Any romance that involves Fred Weasley is bound to be a bit unconventional, but even he never expected this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Most of the Time by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Intellectually Correct by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
Post HP7. Hermione Granger FINALLY gets a clue. Severus Snape freaks and goes to America. A few laughs, a bit of angst, and lots of love. A lighthearted SSHG romantic murder mystery that reeks of blooming maturity, imperfection, and Sherlock Holmes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,491 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Denial Is Not A Pretty Facial Feature by lost-in-pemberley reviews
When Narcissa Malfoy is your new mother-in-law, you might find it hard to sleep peacefully at night. When Lucius Malfoy is your new father-in-law, you might just want to forget sleep altogether. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,956 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Caretaker by Aurette reviews
Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,137 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Night & Day, Snape Lives! by t wrecks reviews
An obscure spell binds both Ron and Snape in the same body, Ron has the day, and Snape has the night. Ron is married to Hermione, and so is Snape. Which wizard ends up in charge? How can this trio survive? One husband can be a handful, but two?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,370 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Rosa Chinensis by Kirsti-Lee reviews
Sometimes love can last forever. It can change and grow, but the feeling stays the same. Severus loved Lily; of that there was no doubt. How did he show her his love? Written for the Valentine's challenge. SeverusxLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
All You Have To Do Is Ask by angelically-devilish reviews
Charlie has a very important question to ask…if Hermione and her stunningly sexy silk dress don’t distract him first. But he soon realizes that all he had to do was ask… Gift fic for Clover Bay! CharlieHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
If It Weren't For Wizards by EvylinDevilin reviews
A short piece on the thoughts of Justin Finch-Fletchley during the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Justin F. - Complete
The Joys of Muggle Technology by trizfores reviews
Draco comes home to surprise Hermione and is more than surprised, as she is. He won't admit that he likes muggle technology, but what about the internet? Will he admit to liking it? A smutty, lemon filled, DMHG PWP oneshot. R&R pls!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Journey by pie2037 reviews
CrossX HPxLOTR- After the death of his loved ones, Harry searched for a spell that would bring him peace, but the spell he found only brought the opposite. Sending him to a different world where there was another war which he never wanted to be part of.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P.
Fantasies by angelically-devilish reviews
RLHGSB. She had lived with them for almost 2 years, and it had become very comfortable. The sexually-themed dreams she had suddenly started having, however, was quickly starting to change the way she looked at her two housemates. Gift for pelespen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Christmas Letters by verity candor reviews
For the The Christmas Cards 1997 Challenge on Sober Universe. Remus has a rather special letter to write this Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Already Gone by angelically-devilish reviews
RemusHermione oneshot. He didn’t like the life he led without her. Neither did she.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Wanting and Waiting by GreenEyedBabe reviews
SS/HG This is rated MA. Severus fell in love with Hermione during her 7th year. Now Hermione isn't happy in her marriage and Severus might have his chance to show her how much he has wanted and loved her for years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lemon Meringue Pie by angelically-devilish reviews
Decadent Dessert Challenge Fic! Desperate to keep his four-month pregnant wife happy, Sirius enlists a reluctant Ginny and Remus to help him curb her lemon meringue pie craving. Little does he know, there is only one craving he’s needed to fulfil...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Friends by pelespen reviews
It had been years since the Yule Ball, a war had been fought, other relationships come and gone. They were just pen pals, right? Written for Granger Enchanted FQF, for the prompt, "Hermione finds a love poem." Thanks for CF for the beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Better Than Coffee by angelically-devilish reviews
After a night of drinking, Hermione opens her eyes to a hangover, a laughing animagus, and a house devoid of coffee. What’s a girl to do to get over her caffeine craving? Gift for GrandeVanillaSkimLatte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Indecent Exposure by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2009 CHALLENGE! It reminded her of seventh year. Ron always had issues of Playwizard & Harry sometimes needed firewhiskey to sleep, so she was essentially where she was now-surrounded by halfnaked men, porn and alcohol
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
The Peeves Hat by Schermionie reviews
/Nick would never quite forgive Peeves for this one./ Peeves sabotages the Sorting Ceremony of 1971, unintentionally bringing together four young minds which might otherwise have simply... passed each other by. Marauders fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Lily Evans P., Peeves, Nearly Headless Nick, Marauders - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part III by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: BEMUSEMENT, BIRTHDAYS, AND ORCHARDS. Part three in the series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. As always, rated M for a reason! Please do not read if underage!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Though I Know It Never Can Be by Once Upon An End reviews
Rose and Scorpius hate each other. Polar opposites, they share a natural friction. But sometimes, when you only cast people in shadow, you never get to see their true light. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Honey and Almonds by Caos Accidentale reviews
Tony shows up at Abby's apartment in the middle of the night...wanting...needing...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Tony D., Abby S. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part II by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: CURSING, KITCHENS, AND A BIT OF PARCHMENT. Part two in the series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. As before, smutty smutty stuff ahead, so do not read if you're not of age!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part I by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Breathe Out, So I Can Breathe You In by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is scared of sex. Draco is not. He welcomes it with open arms, and plus he has been lusting after the prude since he could utter the word Mudblood. What happens when he finds out her little secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Youth Everlasting by A Catholic Girl reviews
Luna is to be married tomorrow, and visits her mother's grave to confide in her the truth about growing up. Response to the Disney Quote Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
For All Intents and Purposes by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
SS/HG A moment of inattention transports Hermione to one year after the fall of the Dark Lord, but with no way back to the present. Her only clue is an object that she finds between worlds. She enlists the aid of a young Professor-but he has his own agend
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,928 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Falling To The Ground by beedivine reviews
I love her, and she hates me. he whispered into the empty room. He leaned against the cold, black walls, looking down at the grey floor, and whispered the same thing over and over again, his eyes full of tears threatening to spill.Severus Snape Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Improbable reviews
Sequel to 'Impossible'. Hermione erased herself from Spencer's memory in the hopes of keeping him safe, but seven months later is realizing she made a mistake. Now she's joining the BAU for a year in the hopes of fixing her mistake, but doesn't realize that she may not be as much a stranger to Spencer as she thought. HG/SR. Rated for language, slight violence, and adult situations
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,077 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 2/18 - [Hermione G., S. Reid]
A Sacrificial Vow reviews
Hermione has promised to keep Severus out of Azkaban, but the Ministry seems determined to imprison him. In order to keep him out they must marry in six months, and stay married for fifteen years. Will she be able to go through with it, and can a marriage based on deceiving the Ministry ever turn into something more? HG/SS, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Advocate reviews
Loki has been banished, and must find someone to champion his return. What he finds is Hermione, who is much more than he ever expected. Marvelverse: Post-Thor, HP: Post-Hogwarts EWE. Hermione/Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,514 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
Under the Influence reviews
Hermione has fallen in love fast... too fast, and Severus suspects she's been given a love potion. With her wedding fast approaching can he discover what is going on and help her stop taking the potion before it's too late, and possibly get the girl himself in the process? Eventual SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,774 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wicked Game, Jasper's View reviews
Jasper reminisces over the start of his relationship, and what led to him moving in with Hermione. The day of the move arrives, and Hermione has one more surprise for him. Crossover, AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Complete
Thirty-One Days reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
From Ancient Grudge reviews
Hermione and Draco, Head Girl and Boy at Hogwarts, cannot seem to get along. McGonagall gives them a rather unusual assignment in the hopes of forcing them to at least tolerate each other. No one can argue that McGonagall is not an effective teacher. HG/DM, ignores epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Old Friend and New Discovery reviews
Harry and Luna are out searching for one of her off-the-wall creatures when they come across an old acquaintance, and Harry has learned he can never assume there will be a 'normal' trip with Luna. Exchange fic for LunaPotter99. EWE, rated for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Confessions reviews
Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo has been dating Hermione for five months, and thus far she seems to good to be true. So how will he react when she confesses that she is not what she appears to be?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Hermione G., Tony D. - Complete
A Wicked Game reviews
Hermione has a feeling that her new apartment isn't as private as she thought. She's determined to find out who is watching her, and when she does find out, she's surprised at the feelings brought about by that knowledge. Hermione/Jasper pairing, very AU, ignores epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Hermione G., Jasper - Complete
Hot Chocolate reviews
All Hermione wanted was a good, old fashioned cup of hot chocolate. But when a certain Marauder gets thrown into the mix she may get more than she bargained for. HG/SB, rated for slight innuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Fate, Divided reviews
Hermione was only looking for a place to be alone for a little while. She didn't expect her normal spot to already be occupied, and she certainly didn't expect the exchange she would have with the occupant, and how it would change her and her perceptions of a very complicated wizard. HG/SS, takes place during 6th year, as canon as I could make it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hunter and the Hunted reviews
On an ordinary night Jasper Whitlock is sitting in a club in England when he comes across a woman who smells like no other. He soon finds out that she is indeed like no other he has met. AU!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 160,802 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hermione G., Jasper - Complete
A Twist of Fate reviews
Hermione had just broken up with Ron. Jacob was just about ready to concede defeat to Edward. Then a work assignment brings Hermione to La Push. What will happen when a rouge vampire, a bad injury, and fate throws them together?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,383 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
Dance reviews
New full title: The Three Most Important Dances in Timothy McGee's Life. I think that's pretty self explanatory. A three-part gift for my beta.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hermione G., Tim M. - Complete
How Edward Cullen Says Sorry reviews
Edward and Hermione had a row, and now he's trying to make up for it. One-shot birthday gift for my beta. Lemons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Turn the Page reviews
Sirius had run from the wizarding world, leaving Hermione behind. After some time on the road he starts to realize what he's missing. But has she waited for him or moved on? Songfic based on Bob Seger's "Turn the Page"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unspoken Connection reviews
On a lonely and tranquil night in Paris Jasper comes across a woman with a mix of emotions he's never felt before... and that he'll soon find out is difficult to give up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,674 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Complete
Lessons reviews
They say dancing is one of the easiest ways to fall in love with someone, and Edward has been giving Hermione dancing lessons for months.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
This Isn't Happening reviews
After a night she can't remember, Hermione finds out she's going to have a permanent reminder. Unplanned pregnancy, SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,548 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Walk Away reviews
They had a deal. She fulfilled her part. Why won't he honor his? Songfic, HG/LM, one-shot, non-epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Ravishing reviews
Teasing one's spouse might not be the best idea after not seeing each other for six months. Edward/Hermione pairing. Gift for my beta.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Hermione G., Edward
Valentine's Gift reviews
Hermione and Spencer are newlyweds being kept away from each other by their hectic jobs. Valentine's Day is coming up, and Hermione decides to give Spencer a present he won't forget. Present for my beta. Rated for lemons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Hermione G., S. Reid - Complete
Impossible reviews
A serial killer is leaving bodies around the city of Chicago, with no cause of death or evidence. Spencer Reid is at the end of his rope when a woman shows up talking about a world he can hardly believe. Can they solve the case together? HG/SR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,543 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Hermione G., S. Reid - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
Spin-off of For Their Greater Good: VampHermione/Jacob. Hermione went to Forks looking for an answer. What she didn't expect to find was Jacob.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 159,258 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hermione G., Jacob - Complete
Awake reviews
As Hermione is left in the wake of the War, Sirius returns from the Veil. Can he help her discover her path now that she no longer has to stand by Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
She was Never Mine reviews
He let her go to save her, but he had always expected her to come back to him. And now he must accept that she's never returning. Written for the love triangle challenge on HPFC. Harry/Ginny/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
You Should Know reviews
Moony's perfect man is the one he can touch, but he can never have. For Lumos Maximum's 500 word challenge. Slash RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just For Fun reviews
Very loose spin off of For Their Greater Good- lemons galore as Hermione, Edward, Rosalie, and Emmett decide to change things up a little bit. Involves wife-swaping, M for a reason
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Hermione G., Emmett - Complete
Dirty Laundry reviews
Alone and suffering in the forest on Christmas, Harry and Hermione steal a moment just for themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For Their Greater Good reviews
After leaving Bella Edward heads to England on strange advice from Alice. There he finds a great battle, and a new vampire, Hermione, who might be able to make him feel whole again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 145,254 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Second Chance reviews
Songfic based on 'Second Chance' by Shinedown. After Nagini's attack Snape confronts his past through Lily and has to make a choice between eternity and trying again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I've Learned Something Today reviews
What would happen if Snape had to teach in South Park, CO? Rated for language
Crossover - South Park & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Severus S.
They're Not Human reviews
Draco is forced to confront his past as Harry looks towards the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,637 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chasing Midnight reviews
A trip to Mexico allows Hermione to let her hair down. But will one night turn into something more? HG/GeorgeW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Beautiful Beast reviews
For the Disney Quotes Challenge- Hermione Granger is a professor at Hogwarts when the unexpected happens with the most unlikely character. Will she ever be able to forget the past? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,020 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All the Lonely People reviews
For the Beatles Challenge on HPFC. "Eleanor Rigby" as if it happened in Potter-verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Minerva M., Argus F. - Complete
Against All Odds reviews
Molly and Adromeda musing over Arthur's penchant for all things Muggle
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Molly W., Andromeda T. - Complete