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Joined 09-25-08, id: 1701427, Profile Updated: 08-15-12
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and Degrassi.

33 years old, redhead, warped sense of humor, damn snarky...that about sums it up.

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Literature: Harry Potter, Austen (pretty much everything of hers), Stephen King, Gary Schmidt, William Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Mark Twain

Poetry: Keats, Shelley, Witman, Wilde, Waldo Emerson, Poe, Dickinson, Dylan (that'd be Bob)

Music: Oh boy...here we go... Beatles (number one- now and always), Bob Marley, Buju Banton, Loreena McKinnett, Alasdair Frasier, Bach, Vivladi, Adaline, Margot and The Nuclear So and So's, Eve and the Ocean, The Elders, The Ramones, The Clash, The Dropkick Murphys, Guttermouth, David Bowie, Led Zepplin, Supertramp, Marvin Gaye, WuTang Clan, Biz Markie, Goodie Mob, Tribe Called Quest...are we seeing a pattern here, people? Yeah, I'm ecclectic when it comes to my tunes. I have also gone viral on the net-- I've got piles of CDs and iTunes filled with RANDOM music that I've discovered during my cyber travels. Beautiful thing, the internet..

Art: Van Gogh, Picasso, Dali, Miro, Degas, Pollack, Da Vinci, Wesselman, Warhol, Vargas, Olivia De Berardinas

Comic Book Art: Bernie Wrightson, Steve Ditko, Todd McFarlane

Things I'd Like to Do before I Kick the Bucket: Kiss the Blarney, Fish on Skye Island (Inner Hebrides, Scotland), See Loreena McKinnett in Concert, Meet Wayne Dyer, Meet Louise Hay, Sit Beneath the Bhodi Tree, Visit all Three Peaks of the Mount of Olives, Visit Mount Tavor, Eat a Pita with Hummus in Jerusalem, Ride the Canopy in Costa Rica, Dance Around a Bonfire, Work the Land, Barter with Someone for Something of Worth (something they need and only I can provide), Swim in the Ocean with my Daughter, Publish my Novel...and so on, and so forth...

Favorite Quotation: "There is only one corner of the Universe a man can be certain of improving, and that is his own self." - Aldous Huxley

"Reality is the stuff of dreams-- imagine and create!" - ME

Harry Potter Fandom Update: The Codex is on indefinite hiatus.

Degrassi Fandom Update: Becoming One (two shot following Next To Me and Meaningless Meeting) is now posted. Also posted a WIP entitled Magical Mistletoe.

Finally, anyone who happened upon this little Profile-- thanks for dropping by :)

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Uneven by shannonann reviews
"...nothing in her life ever matched up. Never had, never will. She was a sporadic and racing heartbeat in a world of slow and even footsteps." My continuation of iOMG : multi-chapter
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,625 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Alone by cheshirecat1333 reviews
What happens when Hermione is left alone while Harry and Ron are searching for Horcruxes? Will a certain Head Boy and his best friend finally give her a break? HGDMBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,283 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Back To Temptation by petitesorciere reviews
Sequel to Seven Deadly Sins. Hermione and Draco meet two years on, in adverse conditions. Temptation is always present, it's just a matter of what they'll give up in order to give in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,891 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Dangerous Liaison by Jayne Stepp reviews
What happens when Hermione finds herself attracted to two spunky men? Who will she choose? Will she choose? WARNINGS:GRAPHIC SEX SCENES WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Muggle Camp by phannah17 reviews
The war is over and the now opened Hogwarts has decided, in an entirely unconventional move, to bring together the students by hosting a muggle camp! And who else but Hogwarts favorite destined to be couple would be partnered together? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Magical Mistletoe reviews
Who knew that standing under a bundle of mistletoe could be so tumultuous? Join Clare Edwards as a journey beneath the notorious Christmas plant sends her straight into the Twilight Zone.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,247 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Meaningless Meeting reviews
Sequel to Next To Me: Clare learns that darkness is a stepping stone to re-claiming the light...and, naturally, that light is Eli Goldsworthy... Inspired by the song Meaningless Meeting by Adaline.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,642 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Next To Me reviews
An indepth look at Eli's broken character and his fascination with a certain sophomore. "You are my only escape, you are the reason that I wait..." Inspired by the song Next To Me by Civil Twilight, as featured on Degrassi, Try Honesty 1 .
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,891 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Becoming One reviews
Epilogue of sorts for Next to Me and Meaningless Meeting- Clare and Eli have been through a lot, from kidnapping to comas to divine connections. They are destined to be together and they move through life's defining moments in order to become one.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Mine reviews
A one shot about Fitz and Clare- alternate events lead to unexpected consequences at Vegas Night...or do they? Based on the song My Sharona by The Knack. This story contains limes, Flare, and Eclare but more Flare as it's Fitzy's POV .
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Clare E. - Complete
All Hollows Paradox reviews
A mad scientist decides to wreak havoc on Degrassi Community School by way of a little experiment...an experiment that makes everyone 'become' their costume. Will The Misfits be able to find the antidote before all of Degrassi is destroyed?
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
What Would You Think of That? reviews
Clare wants Eli to open his eyes so she can show him a world he's never known. A story based on the song What Would You Think of That? by Eve and the Ocean.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Slytherin Schemes reviews
Rose Weasley & Scorpius Malfoy have always been at odds but a duel, a favor, and a steamy snog just might uncover feelings long denied...well, at least by a stubborn Gryffindor... RO/SCO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Codex reviews
Isolated and alone, Draco Malfoy scours the globe in search of priceless magical artifacts. But when he discovers an ancient Muggle Codex, he returns to England only to be reunited with the one person who will force him to face his past- Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,140 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Complete Nutter reviews
Draco Malfoy had several theories regarding the witch who was storming around his office like a fire breathing Heliopath…but, ultimately, he had managed to narrow it down to this one, final conclusion: Hogwarts' brightest witch was a complete nutter...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
God Save the Queen reviews
Draco Malfoy is on the run from several uncaptured Death Eaters for betraying the Dark Lord in the midst of battle. He has appealed to the Order for protection and Harry Potter has agreed to hide Draco from the looming threat...IN DRAG... DM HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,217 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Payback's a Witch reviews
In this Sequel to Love in an Elevator-- Blaise finally gets his! Strongly advise you read Love in an Elevator first! DM/HG; BZ/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
Salsa Verde reviews
A new class at Hogwarts... wait...dancing? Did you say Salsa? You CANNOT be serious... Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have never exactly seen eye to eye but a new class, a meddling Slytherin, and a CRAZY Latin dance instructer have other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love In An Elevator reviews
A silly little one shot with all the fixins...truly a recipe for disaster when our sexy Slytherin and our hot tempered Gryffindor get stuck in a lift together...Sequel Entitled Payback's a Witch located on author page!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Settling the Score reviews
Hermione Granger, Gryffindor Princess and total bookworm at your service. Oh, and newly appointed President of the We Hate Ron Weasley Club! Membership only five knuts. Thus far I have one member, but that’s all about to change…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete