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Author has written 4 stories for Recess, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I'm Kelsey.

I turned eighteen in September, I'm the oldest of my friends - Hayley, Austin, Jessica, Braeden, Shane and my sister Rachel.

I wanna be a writer when I grow up and a psychologist.

I live for my friends, they're a great part of my life. I love them like family, especially Rachel, cause she is family. If I'm not with them I'm reading, writing, or listening to music.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you think youd die without music Copy and Paste this

if you think youd die if you didnt have a computer copy and paste this in your profile

If people stare at you for being weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Heck, I have 9 best friends, and we're ALL insane!!)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

92 percent British teens would die if a WAG told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you wish Disney would make more episodes of Recess, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: x-OmgItsRach-x, Greenandpurplemonkeys

If you think you might be insane, DO NOT copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you're insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said "Stop talking to yourself" out loud TO YOURSELF, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know why the rum is gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste it in your profile :D

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have seen one of those 'those kids should give the rabbit his cereal' things but have no idea what they're on about, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

nosreptramsaerauoyeliforpruoyotsihtypockaerbenilsihtdnatsrednunacuoyfi

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" copy this into your profile

If you have ever pulled a door that said "push" copy this into your profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you are in the cinema and start dancing, headbanging, playing air guitar and running up and down the stairs at the credits, ignoring the evil glares from the couple in the corner trying to have a romantic moment. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Angelauthor14, Piscesfairy, x-OmgItsRach-x, Greenandpurplemonkeys

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Dumb Laws, IPOD ap:

It is illegal to cross Minnesota state lines while wearing a duck on your head.

In Maryland, you will receive a $10 fine for being in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.

In Boston, it's illegal to post an ad on a public urinal.

In LA, it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

In Massachusetts, it's illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.

In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

This Revolution

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Eyes Wide Shut by Marianna Morgan reviews
Pizza Pie 'verse – Dean stared up at Bobby, holding a crying Sam and looking uncharacteristically spooked even as he kept his voice steady. "Something's wrong with Sam's eyes," he reported, his expression reflecting his confusion and concern. "He can't open them."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,779 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Bobby S. - Complete
Never have I ever by TiTivillus reviews
When a harmless drinking game among friends takes a turn for the worse, the boys are faced with unresolved issues from the past. Hurt/Comfort
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Charlie B. - Complete
The Place Where All Super Soldiers Meet by Marvelgeek42 reviews
The Avengers, minus Thor, learn something about themselves and each other.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5073 - Favs: 5,196 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wish I Was Your Brother by Scribble2Much reviews
The intensity of the close bond between the Winchester brothers inspires envy, awe, admiration, longing and even suspicion in outsiders. A series of stories told by individuals after unforgettable encounters with Sam and Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,353 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
10 Years by Ms. Perception reviews
Ten years have passed since Finn Hudson died. His funeral marked the last time all of New Directions (past and present) were in the same room at the same time. Now the gang is getting back together to celebrate Artie's film directing debut. But years old tension and drama threatens to ruin a lot more than the evening. A Blam/Pucktana story. No Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,274 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - [Puck, Santana L.] [Blaine A., Sam E.] - Complete
Harry's Perfect Little Family by A.J. Kelly reviews
'He hadn't wanted this to happen. Precautions had been put into place, oaths had been taken, and the importance of both of these things had been impressed with the use of Stinging hexes, yelling, and the occasional rap to the head. Everything was supposed to be taken care of.' Harry/Draco, mpreg, language, OOC, sappiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4478 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angels, Alcohol, and Marriage: Awesome by Akira of the Twilight reviews
Season 9 AU. For Sam waking up next to a supposedly dead archangel was shocking enough, then he learned that aforementioned angel doesn't remember him, and they may have gotten married. From there everything spiraled. Sabriel. Background Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,060 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Clouded Judgement by Scarlett7 reviews
Set in Season 9, Christmas time, AU. Ezekiel is no longer possessing Sam and now Sam is starting to feel sick again. Was Sam not fully healed? And how much worse will he get? Nightmares and fever make for a very needy little brother! Lots of Sick Sam, Caring Dean and vice versa... brotherly fluff, Christmas, NO slash.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,237 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Castiel, Kevin T. - Complete
Wolverines, Wendigos and Winchesters by SciFiNutTX reviews
SN pre-series / post X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Dean meets Wolverine during a solo hunt, which leads to friendship and a new job. NO SLASH Ch119 - Complete (I mean it this time!)
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 119 - Words: 480,655 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
In Remembrance by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
The Order and the DA read In Remembrance. How will they react to their own futures?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Separation Anxiety by Headbanger Rockstar reviews
Sequel to Breaks and Repairs. Picks up the summer after Breaks and Repairs ends...what happens next? Warnings to come! AU & OOC. TonyGibbs Father/Son. 4th story in Terminal Orders Series. TISSUE WARNING!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,606 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Hiatus with a DiNozzo Twist by pixiegold reviews
Tim and Ziva's actions during Hiatus inspire a different reaction from Tony than was seen in cannon. This story is AU and some characters will be OOC. This story has a strong, competent Tony. There will be some bashing of Ziva and Abby. No pairings. 11/11/13 just minor grammar changes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Future Full of Possibilities by SageK reviews
After his engagement to Kurt implodes, Blaine finds a new path.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
Wait and See by oncethrown reviews
After the apocalypse doesn't happen, Dean goes back to Bobby's house alone. He burned Bobby's body in the field. There wasn't enough of Cas left to burn or bury, and Sam was gone. After a few weeks of drinking and researching, Dean's ready to finally off himself and join his whole family, but a discount easter card and a sudden reappearance save him. Eventual Destiel. Human!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 160,193 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Brain Bleach by FictionalNutter reviews
The Supernatural novels come back to haunt Sam and Dean, but this time the boys find themselves strangely thankful to Chuck for writing about them in the first place. Pairings: Destiel, Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,078 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Jeopardy Jedi by Marianna Morgan reviews
Pre-Series, Stanford-era – So what if the guns didn't get cleaned tonight and the research didn't happen? Dean was watching his kid brother on Jeopardy...which meant everything else could wait.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Split Second by my own patronus reviews
Shooting Star AU: There is a real gunman in the halls of McKinley. Sam, in a fit of worry about Brittany, manages to fight off Schuester and Beiste. Blaine follows his best friend and crush into the hallway, refusing to sit by as another friend is hurt. Warnings inside. Originally posted on my tumblr. 8 chapters total.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurt H., Sam E., Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Meeting The Parents by Karma Rue Lovegood Everdeen reviews
Sam's father is having a hard time accepting Sam dating a boy. He isn't homophobic or cruel he just always thought Sam was one way and now to find out he isn't is hard to reconcile. However when he meets Blaine that all changes because even though Blaine is a boy he is exactly the type of girl he always imagined Sam with (petite, student body president, head cheerleader, etc.)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
Birth of a Phoenix by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. No pairings. Twin:Harry. Fatally ill Harry runs away for years only to return when his twin brother needs him the most. Being discovered he starts to crumble to his illness. Includes Character Death but that isn't the end for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,398 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by mini-mid reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
No Difference by BookkeeperThe reviews
Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 164 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sam W., D. Morgan - Complete
Guided By A Star by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SLASH!Mpreg! SBHP! Harry is falsely convicted of murdering Ginny. He's also been in a secret relationship with Sirius. Add into the mix one special boy born in Azkaban& you get…a typical mess as only Harry can get into! NOT the usual break-out-of-Azkaban fic! Beware the cute and cuddly OC named Polaris Black. READ full summary and warnings! COMPLETE 1/28/13!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,628 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Fitting In by SageK reviews
Summary: Prompt: S2 AU Set right after Duets and assuming Sam/Quinn never happened as more than friends, Kurt, Rachel and Mercedes bump into Sam at the Lima Bean, where he's meeting his bf Blaine. Kurt POV
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers reviews
Tony really needed to finish the Tower since it would be full of Avengers. Might help if he mentioned they were going to be living there officially. "Still need to get the letters replaced." he muttered to himself typing away, "Only the A is left..." Tony trailed off as an idea struck him. "Avengers' Tower." he tested the name out loud before mentally applauding his own genius.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,108 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
SiriusandJames by The Third Marauder reviews
Friends? Partners? Brothers? Soulmates? An attempt to define the deep bond between Padfoot and Prongs. Friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Until My Dying Day by thesoundofmeaning reviews
Kurt and Blaine post 4x04 (SPOILER ALERT!) It's been 2 months since Klaine split and it's time for Kurt to hear Blaine's 'heart sing'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Surprise by Vanessa Gordon reviews
In which Jake learns not to judge a book by its cover. Slight spoilers 4x02
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Jake P., Blaine A. - Complete
Sing Little Bird Sing by tagalonglovers reviews
Jacob Hamilton doesn't regret a lot of things in his life, but more than anything, he wishes that he could go back and change the events of the night of the Sadie Hawkins dance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Blaine A. - Complete
Viral by SpookyClaire reviews
A video goes on the internet of a certain ex-Warbler and he's not going to react well to it. Good thing he's got friends to support him. Blangst.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
Hunter of the Shadows Book 3: Enemy at the Door by skag trendy reviews
On the run from John Winchester, Sam, Dean and Tobius head for safety, only to encounter a battle ground where the rules keep changing and the foe turns out to be far smarter and more dangerous than ever imagined. But, just who is this faceless enemy?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,542 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Backwards Desire by Padfoot7411 reviews
"Think about it Evans, were almost one in the same. Denying ourselves something we want, just because we might get hurt" After a drunken mistake can Sirius fix his and Remus' friendship and maybe make it something more? Maruaders Seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 79,563 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Don't Tell Never Tell by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Madam Pomfrey is bound by a Healer's Oath to never tell another living soul of Harry Potter's abuse. She only wishes she weren't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Poppy P., Harry P. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,883 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Call by land law is for losers reviews
Set during Grilled Cheesus. After Burt's heart attack, Kurt really needs someone to talk to. So he calls up a random number, and a boy named Blaine answers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Awkward Encounters of New Directions and Blaine by LunaDragonPoet reviews
The New Directions and Blaine have some pretty interesting and awkward encounters through Kurt. This is a series of one shots descibing different encounters they have throughout the year. Rating will go up depending on the one shots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,350 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Outside Looking In by Shira Lansys reviews
Remus sometimes wondered why his friends went off without him, and couldn't help feeling left out. But he's soon to discover the reason for their unexplained absences... to discover that they were secretly becoming animagi. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Forget and Not Slow Down by jetsfanforlyfe reviews
The reason Blaine's a junior while Kurt's a senior? Blaine spent his freshman year recovering from a traumatic brain injury he suffered at his Sadie Hawkins Dance. He explains what happened to a very confused Glee Club on his first day at McKinley.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Don't Be Stupid' by bellax-xmuerte reviews
The glee girls want to find out more about Blaine Anderson. Kurt won't tell them anything; so they steal his phone. They expected Blaine's number to be his most called contact but it's not, that honour goes to 'Don't Be Stupid'. Suicidal!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9483 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 5,721 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What happens in Vegas by retroninjachick reviews
What happens when Bella gets to Vegas, and leaves married as the new Mrs.Cullen? What about how Edward feels? And how will it work out if they hate each other with a passion? What kind of passion? The line between lust and love. E/B AH based on the movie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,093 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 10/10/2008
A Day for Celebrations by Prongsie101 reviews
It was on May the second, 2017, at exactly 5:06 am, did the normal life he wished to have since he was a child, and was given, albeit momentarily, come to an end. "Harry, we have a problem" CHAPTER 10 Fri 07/15/2011
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,248 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13512 - Favs: 8,243 - Follows: 6,114 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Moondust and Starlight by Mytay reviews
A post-Original Song fic. Kurt reflects on some happy, happy things, then spends some time doing those same happy, happy things . . . and then gets interrupted by his father.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Hunters and Agents by night flame miko reviews
When Tony, Gibbs and Dean are trapped in an underground survival course by a copy-cat serial killer, what will they do to survive? Will two Agents work with a wanted murderer in order to escape? And is everything as it seems?
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,600 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Tony D.
Explorers by angiedotdotla reviews
James and Al get up to some mischief in St. Mungos. Fluffy brotherly bonding. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Need Some Light by Ailendolin reviews
Tag to Jump The Shark. What if Adam hadn't been dead when Dean found him? His survival changes everything for his family and maybe even humanity in general by disrupting Heaven and Hell's plans for the Apocalypse.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Adam M., Dean W. - Complete
All That is Pure by Sasha Dimierez reviews
-SLASH- Blaise Zabini doesn't like to be noticed, but it isn't because he's shy. His mother, notoriously known as the 'black widow', isn't what she seems and Blaise inherited more than just her good looks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 453 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Destroying Typecasts by Zandra Gorin reviews
When Edward Masen moves to Forks to get away from the jeers and mockery of his old school's "Royalty" and starts school at Forks High, he swears to stay clear of his stereotypical troublesome royals. Will Forks' queen bee be able to erase that stereotype?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,619 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
All That Matters by shortierockette reviews
As New Directions watches Kurt singing with the Warblers, everyone's thinking something different. Is he happy? Could they have done more? Was everything worth it, in the end? A snapshot into each member's head, as they think about all that matters now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
Favoritism Gets You Everywhere by Brittnodo reviews
Harry and Hermione are the favorites of the professors and Ron wants to be one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hunter Of The Shadows book 2: Hunter Rising by skag trendy reviews
FOR DARKSUPERNATURAL on her special day. The long awaited sequel. All that matters is friends and family, but sometimes the past will have its say, and the rising of a new kind of hunter doesn't help matters.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,392 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Story by youareacheesesandwich reviews
Isabella Swan met Edward Cullen in 1918, when her family were hosting a party. There, they danced, fell in love and soon after were engaged in secret. Almost 100 years after Edward's "Death" they meet again in a high school in Forks, Washington, both as Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,906 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravitation by Yih reviews
AU. What if Bella had been a vampire ages ago? What if Edward had met Bella as a vampire? What would happen when they finally found each other after being lonely for so long? Who would gravitate to who? Who would chase and be chased?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,911 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 5,303 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5770 - Favs: 6,760 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In My Power by Emilie Fauve reviews
Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes. 2009 Eddie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
The 'One' by Pixie Hollow reviews
AH. Edward has an adopted child. Now, he's trying to find the 'one' that can love him, and not care if he has a child. But, no one will give him a second look once the find out he has a kid. But, what happen's when Bella comes along?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,469 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
RaBB verse: Hearing Is Believing by authoressnebula reviews
Dean's 5, Sam's 1. Dean's still not talking, and John's losing faith all over, until he hears something he didn't expect to hear. Serious John/Mary being mentioned in here.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2010 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Part and Parcel, Partner by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Neal is injured and overwhelmed with pain while using his skills to rescue innocents. Peter helps. not slash
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 3,190 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Truth by bookworm411 reviews
Angela and Bella are dormmates at Seattle University, and Angela immeadiatly notices the difference between vampire Bella and human Bella. Will she put the pieces together and find out the truth about what the Cullens are? POST BD. Angela POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Codename: S by Tina Cullen reviews
Emmett bets Jasper that Bella can't get Edward to sleep with her within a month, and soon the whole Cullen clan becomes involved. Well...except Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Silence in the Stacks by jillbetsonalice reviews
AU Edward works in a library, he leads a relatively uninteresting life...that is until Bella walks into his library one rainy Tuesday. She will change his life...the question is: Will it be for the better? I do not own these character. Stephenie Meyer doe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,256 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Because of Her by RosesAndStripes reviews
A collection of fluffy moments surrounding the Cullens and Renesmee. Maybe Jacob and the pack in later chapters. - no longer a oneshot - Previously named...Completeness:Edward and Renesmee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Worlds by babedarlingpotter reviews
Bella Swan is the new student in Forks High and she finds out that she's not the only one with a secret. Juggling her superstar duties, homework, nosy friends and Edward Cullen, will she be able to survive public school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,211 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too Wise to Woo Peaceably by born2speakmirth reviews
Edward and Bella are both tired of high school. When it comes right down to it, it is no longer a challenge. They have yet to meet another person who challenges them intellectually, until they meet each other. A war of words ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,383 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Double Take by Heartless.Forever reviews
Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kids Say the Darndest Things by Scar24 reviews
AU/AH "It's okay Edward, Mommy doesn't love Daddy anymore. I think she loves you." I just stared at Hannah as Edward grinned smugly. "Um, Rose let me call you back," I said looking into his hypnotizing green eyes. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Becomes Attainable by BrownEyeddGirl reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. They've been though everything together, but once one confesses their love, will their friendship be able to handle the transition? Or will the dramas of a relationship be too much? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,483 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunrise by princess sana reviews
Bella is a vampire...Edward is a human...this changes things a bit but one thing will never change...their epic romance
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,978 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Nine Months In The Making by bemylullaby reviews
Anything can happen in nine months...a life can be created & brought into the world. Follow the journey of 6 friends who've been through everything together. They've laughed, cried & loved together...will they be able to conquer the road ahead? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 125,637 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Muggles, Fan Mail and Metamorphmagus Werewolves by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
Confusion over Teddy's parentage, explicit fan mail and the added horror of the Durleys at Hogwarts, all the evening after Voldemort's death... hasn't Harry been through enough? Apparently not... :P Canon. Over 17,000 hits! xD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,414 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Hunter Of The Shadows by skag trendy reviews
Top Secret Fic for Darksupernatural. Happy Birthday! Teenage Sam and Dean on a hunt with their father, but when things go badly wrong it drastically alters the Winchester family dynamics. Will the boys survive? Lots of LIMP Sam and Protective Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,485 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Emmett Eats His Words by JayJayHale reviews
Emmett has teased Edward and Bella about their quiet sex life and framkly they have had enough. What do they young couple do to get Emmett to cringe and run screaming for the hills? Bella is a vampire...Nessie does not exist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Emmett - Complete
password accepted by CherryxDarling reviews
Dear Diary, My life sucks. My boyfriend cheated on me, broke up with me, and now he's dating my worst enemy. And let's not forget to mention that I'm having the worst hair day, EVER. -JimmyCindy, among others.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Jimmy N., Cindy V. - Complete
Wish Upon A Star by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
So I'm like a male Cinderella?" Edward asked sarcastically. The woman smiled wickedly. "Exactly. Only your wish doesn't end at midnight. It's permanent. So I suggest you think it through first." Edward didn't hesitate. "I want it." All Human E/B Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight, Edward Style by Edwardsrighthandman reviews
What would Twilight be like if Edward was the human, and Bella the vampire living with the Cullens? What things from the original Twilight story would remain the same? What things would be changed completely? AU. M for a few choice words. Nothing explicit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,896 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Our Little Man by My-Bella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Cause I've Seen, Twilight by Minorfall reviews
Edward moves to Forks to live with his dad Charlie which he is dreading, but then he encounters a mysterious girl who could quite possibly change his life forever. Twilight switched, Bella is a vampire and Edward is human. BxE of course. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Heart and Soul by ebhg reviews
Edward is nearly broken when he loses a dear friend in an accident. When he meets Bella at Forks High, not only is his heart healed, but his soul as well. However, Bella has a secret that could make or break them. AU/AH Twilight with a few twists.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,308 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Music Lessons by locqua reviews
Music can be quite the aphrodisiac, even for vampires. When Edward shares his passion for classical music with Bella, they discover a whole new world together just weeks before their nuptials. Set at the beginning of Breaking Dawn. Twilight Indie Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Christmas to Remember by stargazer0607 reviews
It’s the first Christmas Harry and Sirius spend together. Harry’s acting distant and quiet and Sirius begins to doubt that Harry really wants to live with him. Set after Prisoner of Azkaban. sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9663 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return to Hogwarts by Vance McGill reviews
PostDeathly Hallows, PreEpilogue fanfiction. Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts, which is slowly being reconstructed after the Battle at Hogwarts. Rest of Summary inside. DH SPOILERS! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 272,957 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Stay With Me by x-OmgItsRach-x reviews
Spinelli left Third Street suddenly in fifth grade... now in senior year, she's back with a new name and a dark secret.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,731 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - A. Spinelli, TJ D.
Lucky Me by K.greeni reviews
Edward,Bella and their undying love for each other. There are struggles..wants. Jacob left a long time ago, Edward still needs to propose, and Bella still needs to become a vampire. Takes place after Eclipse with a little twist. Enjoy..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,206 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Hiding More Than The Truth by carol1ne reviews
Ever since being resucued from Privet Drive, Dudley has began to question everything he thought he once knew. Regret, Remorse And The Hamster Formerly Known As Vernon Dursley.........First Fic ever, so R&R so, even though its an unpopular topic........
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Destiny, Interrupted by MoonBay11 reviews
Harry's sick and tired of what his destiny's suppose to be. Sirius is depressed about his life. What will happen when both get a wish granted and they meet eachother? Let's just say, it'll be fun. Timetraveling fic and will be slash sometime in the fu
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Twelve Days Before Christmas by CandC1988 reviews
As part of my absolute devotion to Christmas, I wrote this story. It is just a few chapters of fluff. So, hope you enjoy.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
What Have They Done? by Shuggie reviews
AU towards the end. The first term of sixth year of the Marauders ends on a tragic note. They all failed him, and now they will never be complete again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
I Wanted To Fly by LostAngel2 reviews
Sirius is fed up with life over all. His friends hate him. His family could care less about him. Sirius thinks the only way out is suicide. Please RR CHAPTER 6 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Truths by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised.AU.After an odd sighting on the full moon, Remus begins to realize his what he's believed for five years isn't quite accurate. With a little help from Dumbledore, Sirius is set free and the Marauders attempt to raise Harry. Pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,574 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Where the Skeletons Lie by thesolitary-dragon reviews
COMPLETE! Someone or something is calling the Third Streeters back home after nearly 15 years of seperation. Will the gang figure out the mystery despite past grievances amongst them? I changed my mind, it's gonna be a blood bath...hehe...maybe.
Recess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 187,082 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Complete
Baby Boy by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
An extended version to the 'Whose son' talk in OOtP. Sirius doesn't see Harry as a new James despite what Molly Weasley thinks, Harry is his baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 138 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Runaway by lara6 reviews
'My sweet old mother blasted me off after I ran away from home-' But how exactly did that happen? Find out! Rated PG13 for child abuse *sniff* Poor Siri!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Half of Dueling Range by neutral reviews
[Of Western Stars verse] In which twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which an overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which a potions master reads a very strange essay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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This Revolution reviews
The magic world's turmoil reached it's climax. Kingsley, in desperation, sends a message to a friend in hiding. Meanwhile, the Cullens are enjoying a danger-free baseball game. As if! The Cullens are soon brought into a world they never knew. Or did they?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,519 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Bella
Crazy reviews
It was official. Sirius thought. The stress had finally gotten to his godson, he'd gone crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Millers reviews
It's been 20 years since Edward left Bella, now him and the rest of the Cullens have moved to Anchorage, Alaska. And a year later a new, VERY interesting vampire family moves into the area, the Millers. What if one of them was an old friend left behind?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,943 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
New School Years reviews
TJ and the gang start middle school and real life. What happens if real things come to haunt their lifes?
Recess - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008