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Joined 09-25-08, id: 1701569, Profile Updated: 08-10-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

In the words of Lili Von Shttup "Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?" --Blazing Saddles

I guess I should share a few random things about lil ol' me here to indulge your raging (not) curiosity.

I run, a lot. Like most women get cravings for food, I get cravings for exercise.

I also eat, a lot, which explains why I run.

I am a flirt. I flirt without even knowing it. I can't control it. Flirting to me is like water to a fish or a hump to a camel. It is natural: defines me.

I have a cat who thinks it is a ninja, creeping in the shadows of the night, ready to pounce.

I love bright colored, unique clothing, tall shmexy heels, obnoxiously large jewelry and bright colored nail polish. If I could have it my way, I would wear those big, poofy Cyndi Lauper skirts all the time.

My iPods and BlackBerry my are like extra body parts to me. They have my life planned out on their little calendars and all of my music which, essentially, is my driving force in everything. If I lost either of them I would probably collapse from one of my frequent anxiety attacks.

I LOVE cars. LOVE LOVE LOVE cars. I own the shiniest car around and I am saving up to add a motorcycle and another shiny car to my collection. I drive fast, too. Safe but fast. If you ever are out shopping for a new car or just want to gush about a new model that Gumpert or Spyker are coming out with, hit me up. I love that type of stuff.

My favorite books/authors are The Road by Cormac McCarthy, The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger, The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, Dean Koontz, Clive Cussler, Harlequin Blaze novels, Harry Potter, and pretty much any romance novel you come across. :) I love Harlequin and Avon romance novels, especially the historical romances. There is nothing I like more than a brash, controlling Highlander throwing some maiden over his shoulder and telling her that she is his. Whew! I need to go read one now...

Now, Piss Off.

Oh, and the pic is Ed Speleers. That's right, drool away...

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Guarding It All reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Ballet Studio reviews
Bella, in an effort to overcome her coordination issues, signs up for private dance lessons with The Ballet Studio. However, when she returns to retrieve what she left behind, she receives more than she came for. AH-Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete