LordofDorkness
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Joined 09-25-08, id: 1701656, Profile Updated: 09-06-09
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Demon Diary, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I am not a prolific author.

I usually don't feel like I have any right to use someone else's characters for my own evil ends.

I enjoy including ridiculous/abhorrent pairings in my work.

I like fart jokes.

I am the Lord of Dorkness.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13875 - Favs: 16,783 - Follows: 14,203 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29835 - Favs: 16,159 - Follows: 14,369 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Bend Around the Wind by Scyllaya reviews
A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 408,432 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Holier Than Thou by XQR reviews
In which an asexual Kankri decides to try matespritship. Things don't look too good until Cronus is asked to fill that quadrant. Includes pale PorrimKankri.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete
Pendulum by Amarissia reviews
One strikes out, the other lashes back - that has been Naoe's pattern with Kagetora for far too long. After four hundred years, can it be broken? Yaoi, angst, adult themes. Naoe/Takaya. Now complete.
Mirage of Blaze - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,353 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,517 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kissed by JezebelDelilah reviews
BekaRosto. She is attacked one night by a drunken Bazhir. She is injured to the point of laying in her bed for days, trying to heal. Rosto is trying to help, and is meaning to make sure the Bazhir never comes around again. Rated for language.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,719 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Tortall - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7066 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Deer Jumping reviews
Invasive species yield economic gain in the land of the long white cloud.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Germany, New Zealand - Complete
Holidays reviews
A short piece for the holidays concerning winter traditions. Please excuse the cheese ball, it came flying out of nowhere.
Demon Diary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Chris, Raenef V - Complete
Number Two reviews
Do hollows dream of indoor plumbing?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Cheating reviews
A tragic tale of love lost. Or not. T for a most tragic death... DosuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sakura H., Dosu K. - Complete