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Joined 09-25-08, id: 1701667, Profile Updated: 06-11-12
Author has written 15 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Vocaloid, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi! Call me 'Grouch', 'Cayo' or 'Oh my gosh! You updated!' :D

UPDATE:

Hey guys, how you all doin? Just letting you know that I've created a Live Journal account [ http: //pancakestacks .livejournal .com/ ] as I'm moving some of my fics over there! Mainly the one shots, and if I can work out how to use it well enough maybe some of my other stories. I do post on DeviantArt too [ http:// lordofpaperclips. deviantart .com/ ] which is also where I post fanart and stuff! C: And I suppose if anyone is interested, I also have a tumblr, I sometimes post drabbles on there and also sketches of fanart [ http:// pancakestacks. tumblr.com/ ]

I'm telling you all this as I plan to remove a few stories and I don't want people panicking o_o;

ALSO, while studying, I take small breaks to do what not, in that time I am working on I Bet you Kiss Prostitutes Chapter 5 and The Jolly Roger Chapter 14 [also writing Australiaxfem!Canada and RussiaxFaerie!England drabbles... Message me if you're interested] and when the mood takes me, fanart of other people's stories... I don't mind drawing little sketches for people if they want some!

I AM WORKING ON THESE I THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE! ;;A;;

Basic information about my stories.

1. I'm not going to discontinue any of my stories... It's just taking me a while to write them o_o;;;;

2. Kirkland's Circus of Fear and Cut Through the Pain won't be continued until I finish the Jolly Roger )

3. A Cats Tongue has had some major plot changes (which is why it's taken me longer to get a chapter up)

4. Cut Through the Pain has also gone through some major plot changes (again, why it's taken me longer to get a chapter up)

5. There is actually a good chance I won't continue the Kingdom Hearts fics (I'm not interested in KH anymore and after reading back over them they sound stupid to me >_>; )

Thank you for reading my stories as it means a lot to me that you guys like the stuff I write! (Also thank you for being patient with me and my lack of scheduled updates!)

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Kirkland's Circus of Fear

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Rain Pelting My Heart

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Мой Прекрасный Ангел

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Flawless by Childish Sadism reviews
You found me and then they took you away from me. I am going to find you and keep you to myself, even if you are not who you used to be. US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,375 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Falling in Love in NYC by Shotgunsinlace reviews
The Briton had only intended to dance the night away after another hectic day in his miserable life; he just wasn't expecting to meet the young lad who would forever change said measly existence. For better or for worse. AU. Mainly USxUK & some FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,579 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, England/Britain
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In the Shadow of Albion by Lady of Pride reviews
Meddling with the darker arts, England unwittingly unleashes a side of himself that he thought was good and dead. It's really too bad Italy seems to be the only one that notices anything's wrong with the old Empire...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,359 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain
Snow Red Blood White by tokeiF reviews
AU, black!Kiku/Arthur. Written for the Asakiku LJ community's October Halloween spree under the title of "The Snow Demon". Rewrite of the Japanese "snow woman" story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
Out There, Barnaby! by UKidiot reviews
When Alfred -the hero of the severely polluted and empty Earth- stumbles across Arthur, -a gutsy and irritable stranger- he can't help but think hes about to be dragged into a new adventure. Albeit, he didn't know it was going to be this big USUK WallE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,556 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - America, England/Britain
While You Were Sleeping by StreamingConsciousness reviews
Sweden took a few sleeping pills that have seriously knocked him out, and Denmark wants to know just what he can get away with while Sweden is unconscious. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
Stepping In by Sleeping Insomniac reviews
China walks in on Hong Kong kissing his boyfriend. Cue parental freak out. Iceland/Hong Kong, England/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
A Broken Promise by fangthewolf reviews
He was taken, happily in love with a man who loved him and he knew that nothing could tear them apart, yet like a bee to honey, he kep coming back to him... Spain/England and Prussia/England. Hurt/Comfort for the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/8/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Between Sheets by glassamilk reviews
Six days out of the week, they are too busy to be at home, but on Sundays, they lie in bed together. Denmark/Sweden.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
Geek in the Black and White by D3athz-C4lling reviews
Having caught the notorious Alfred F. Jones, all there was left to do was get a confession out of him – something investigator and interrogator Arthur Kirkland specializes in. But be careful, officer, pride comes before the fall…Prisoner!USXPolice!UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sugar addiction by Live-Like-its-heaven-on-earth reviews
SpainxEngland slight mentions of FrUK and PruUK : "If I knew the little kid that I taught to dance all those centuries ago was going to use what I taught him to evade me all the time… Well I wouldn't have taught you to dance if I knew you would do that."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Scotch is Better Than Vodka by hitagashi reviews
Ivan and Arthur have an argument over whether or not Scotch is better than Vodka at a meeting. Will be seven chapters with lots of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - England/Britain, Russia
Simple Celebration by Cee-face reviews
China could have sworn children only liked waking up early for Christmas. -England/China and Hong Kong. Loving tea family, Father's Day fic.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Sunny Day Meeting by Naminette reviews
Modern time AU, one summer day, a young surfer encounters a strange young man. Neither would have believed that this meeting will change their live
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - C. Motochika, M. Motonari - Complete
Chasing The Dragon by Tehri reviews
For a long time, Arthur has dreamt about a golden dragon with blue eyes. For all this time, he has been chasing this dragon's "human" form; but perhaps it is time to give up hope? Or will the dragon refuse to let him go? - T just to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
An Icy Treasure by Mytho Del Rosa reviews
Arthur Kirkland, the most well known and blood thirsty of all pirates, has been given a treasure. The great prince of Russia wants it back.... Fail summery is fail
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,081 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - England/Britain, Russia
Growing Pains by Shatterdoll reviews
Ever since his growth spurt, America has been acting defiantly. When England attempts to put him in his place America decides to show him just how grown up he has become... Pre-split AmericaxEngland, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Murder and Magic by Dark Fairy of Chaos reviews
Gakuen Hetalia AU. When a student is found murdered, and Arthur is named the next victim. Arthur takes it upon himself to solve the mystery. But will it take his life to solve it? USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,389 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Parking Lot by schoolgirl-cheesesculpture reviews
Just a Prussia/UK PWP in a car. Rated for M for yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Rehabilitation by hetalialovesyou reviews
He had expected dying to be, well, a bit more painful.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,619 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Fairy Tale by Fuji Yuuta-kun reviews
He had been alright with the fact that he had been a replacement for America, but he sometimes had wished Arthur saw him as something other then a colony. That was Hong Kong's only wish as he left England and returned back to China. UK HK, past US UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,930 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Hong Kong, England/Britain - Complete
Hidden by aphelion-orion reviews
Rai is not used to expressing his feelings, but Konoe knows what he means anyway. [Lamento Beyond the Void, RaixKonoe, shounenai]
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
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I Bet you Kiss Prostitutes reviews
While attempting to live in a world so cold, Arthur finds salvation through a strange businessman and his kindness. UsUk, Warning: Character death, rape, prostitution
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,418 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - England/Britain, America
Мой Прекрасный Ангел reviews
2062, After WW3 the world is a very different place... Alfred, a famous brain surgeon, stumbles across Arthur who is living proof of the darkness that lies in the city... A darkness that threatens to bring back the war UsUk GerIt PrCa AU minor FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,936 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
No Place Like the Sky reviews
A meeting in the past may lead to something more but Commander Jones was not prepared for everything that is Captain Arthur Kirkland, feared Sky Pirate of Novum Mundi. Perhaps the Captain can help relax his dear Aflie? UkUs SkyPirate AU OneShot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Jolly Roger reviews
Alfred's a renounded navy officer who catches pirates, but what happens when a pirate catches him? What happens in Tortuga, stays in Tortuga right? ;D USUK, minor FRUK, SpRom, Canada and the awesome Prussia, Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,921 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - England/Britain, America
English Instructions on the Other Side reviews
America can't figure England out... Maybe these instructions for a toy car will aid him! UsUk request for Threnna
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Rain pelting my heart reviews
Winter has been very dry this year so Australia takes advantage of the few rain showers he gets... Even if it means running around in the rain in his underwear. Canada/Australia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Australia, Canada
How not to impress a Kiwi reviews
Who said being the older sibling meant you had to be more mature? I'm living proof that it's not true! Short oneshot of Australia bothering New Zealand by being a boomerang!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Australia, New Zealand - Complete
A Cats Tongue reviews
Akaito lives on the rough side of society but that doesn't stop vocaloids coming to him when they're in trouble When returning home one night he comes across a turquoise cat and takes it like he has done others But his cat isn't what it seems Akaito/Mi
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Akaito S., Mikuo H.
Cut Through the Pain reviews
While studying in Russia, Yao comes across a boy in the snow. He didn't realise the trouble the boy was in before taking him home. Cocaine addicts usually come with trouble... Yao, Arthur, Ivan, Francis, Gilbert more human names used soz 4 fail summery
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - England/Britain, China
Adventure in the Outback reviews
Canada can't admit his feelings for Australia in public, will it take a fall in a dark cave to help push Canada to admit them out loud? To the Ngilgi Caves! Canada X Australia, light stuff, lot's of French and Aussi slang
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Australia, Canada - Complete
Just One Bite, Please England? reviews
A parody of the Spongebob Episode "Just One Bite" / England has never had a McDonald's burger before, this is what happens after he has that first bite UsUk OOC-ness Rated T for England's foul mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Handlebars reviews
Oneshot. America gives England a lift home from school on his bike's handlebars. England promises himself that he'll never to do it again Contains: England screaming, England's foul mouth and a kiss 3 UsUk first complete story!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fairy Dust Cupcakes reviews
Roxas and his lover Riku are living a happy life until Demyx, a fairy godmother grants him a secret wish! Now he has to learn how to cope with being pregnant! But with friends like Hayner, Axel and Namine its hard to stay sane :P RikuRoku Mpreg
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Roxas, Riku
Wakusei Suki reviews
Roxas is constantly fighting boredom during life till he helps Namine,a lost child, get away from her kidnapper and promises to get her home safely. In a hidding atempt they board a pirate ship and to help Namine Roxas has to help the Captain, Axel AxR
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Roxas, Axel