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Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 4,486 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
We Lie Awake and We Dream of Making by singyourmelody reviews
Chloe and Alek, a little in the future. "It's simple, right? A yes or no sort of question with a yes or no answer. Simple. No, she knows what this is. This is what they do. This is him, calling her out."
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
Forcibly Yours by sarahmariehudak reviews
Charlie Swan, an old family friend, passes away and Carlisle arranges a marriage for Edward and Bella, Charlie's dying wish. Their personalities immediately clash, but will they come together when she finds out his secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Stay With Me by Arastas reviews
Never before had any of his prey captivated him the way she did. James/Alice, formerly a oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - James, Alice - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Purposes and Wishes by Arastas reviews
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Short oneshot drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7781 - Favs: 9,473 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete