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Author has written 23 stories for South Park, Motorcity, Radio Dramas, and Legend of Zelda.

not really into this stuff anymore

you can find me at gendercake @ tumblr

update 10/07/13: i deleted folie a deux because it was problematic as hell and barely even funny to look at anymore. r.i.p. in peace

i will probably delete/edit other problematic stories when i get around to it. for now you can just read my recent stuff. or maybe like literally nothing. don't read anything

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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 202,632 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Angels Would Fall by WhisperOfTheNight reviews
The twins find a romance novel and decide to share their findings with the others. Someone should tell 5 that a romance novel is not a guidebook...
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/4/2009 - 5, 9
Home by Spinesless reviews
Motorcity doesn't have stars.
Motorcity - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Pulp Fiction by Unproductive Airman reviews
A story about seat assignments, deviled eggs, and how Butters Stotch almost ruined just about everything.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011
If You're Bored, Then You're Boring by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,451 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Inked by Spinesless reviews
The next morning, London wakes up to a sea of harsh yellow lines. A repeated message all over the sides of buildings proclaiming, "I believe in Sherlock Holmes". Post-Reichenbach, for #believeinsherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W.
Radiation by Puzzlie's Imajinacion reviews
Creek drabble. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Shut Up by Puzzlie's Imajinacion reviews
Pretty much just Craig and Clyde hanging out. Clyde can't seem to stop talking, which gets on Craig's nerves. Brofic. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Cancer Sticks by Spinesless reviews
I'm alright with it, though. Without our cigarettes, where would we be? Wasting our lives in some other way. At least, in this instance, we have each other. Creek, Craig's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
I Can't Give You Anything But Love by Dinosaur Barbecue reviews
Gangsters, magic, & moonshine abounds as one man makes a deal with a high-spirited girl who just might be his ticket out of New York. She turns his precarious world on its head, and the secrets they are both hiding threaten to change their lives forever.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,138 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Like Pinning Butterflies by superfeypower reviews
Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
My Laptop Was Stolen in Mexico by Butties reviews
I really have no idea what I said to get you to come to that party. I thought we would both have fun, and that we would come home before midnight. I really thought I wasn't lying to you. Neither of us had any idea just how much I was lying. Kenny/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Little by Qindarka reviews
Everything looks bigger from the inside out. Slash, CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Persnickety by Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Make Love Go Away by eshajouri reviews
They never told him love was such a bad feeling. One-sided CraigxTweek, CraigxThomas.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
I Don't Care by Lucky Evil Elephants reviews
Craig and, for lack of a better term, his "friends", "enjoy" a few "average" days in the town of South Park, Colorado.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Craig T. - Complete
Said The Spider To The Fly by slaughterhouse reviews
Kiss me like you mean goodbye. Creek, lots of side pairings. M for heavy drug use, violence, and sex
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Vindictive by Kink Fluff Angst reviews
Wait a second. That was no crazed axe-murderer… That was her consultant! Patrick Jane/Sofa
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Patrick J.
Happy by boyshowme reviews
Craig doesn't need much to be happy. Creek, T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Pros and Cons of Sofas by Kink Fluff Angst reviews
."Yes, over my sofa, Lisbon!" Patrick Jane/Sofa
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Isn't Normal by Puzzlie's Imajinacion reviews
A somewhat normal conversation between Craig and Tweek. Well, as normal as one can get with Tweek. Craig/Tweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Back Words by Tierfal reviews
Geniuses do have a tendency to do things backwards. Valentine's Day morning for L and Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fleeting Glances by Kink Fluff Angst reviews
The fleeting glances are the worst, when your heart drops, and your stomach flutters. Three shot. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Do Good Things by Cherry Champagne reviews
Tweek goes through the entire emotional spectrum as Craig tries to drive his drunk ass home. Sad things happen.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Beyond by Catmoongirl reviews
Mello knew from the minute that smoke bomb went off that he'd never be able to see another sun rise and set, that he'd never be able to wake up with the smell of cigarette smoke cradling him to the one thing that held any lasting value in his world.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,634 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Yellow and Blue by ketamine.methanol reviews
Tweek reflects on his present problems and his past mistakes. Hinted Creek, hinted Cromas... warning for sheer insanity. Drabblish oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Twisted by ketamine.methanol reviews
Issues building up from the quirks of his child hood finally make Tweek snap when he's plagued with jealousy. Rated MA for sexual content, character death, and gore. Not meant for sensitive types. Creekomas
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T.
United by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Detective Fiction by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. AU. Detective author Light Yagami's world is turned upside-down when a real detective needs his help solving a murder case fashioned after Light's own book. Trouble is, he doesn't remember writing it. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,125 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Light Y., L
Keehl's Ninth by Catmoongirl reviews
Matt's a writer frustrated by his lack of success. Mello's a cellist desperate to escape. When the two meet, their lives become intertwined. However, change isn't always an enjoyable experience.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Matt, Mello
Simplicity by WhisperOfTheNight reviews
5 reflects on a few things. Mostly about 9.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Just A Pizza Delivery by whocares10315 reviews
Tweek can find a way to surprise someone. Even someone like Craig.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Couldn't Say No by ForeverRio reviews
When Craig agreed to see the new Harry Potter movie with Tweek, he didn't realize he was signing himself up for public humiliation. Creek, short drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Shoes by Puzzlie's Imajinacion reviews
Hiatus. Bebe finally agrees to go on a date with Clyde. Being head over heels with her, and not wanting to lose her, he wants to make sure this date goes perfect! So, nothing can go wrong... right? Clyde/Bebe, with some Bunny and Creek.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Clyde D., Bebe S.
Bubbles by the lie written in ink reviews
Tweek gets a pet goldfish. Creek, contains lime.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Smoke by Soranator reviews
It was terribly amusing to watch him lose his cool. Maybe Gregory was some sort of sadist. GregoryxChristope. Slash. One Shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Strange and Unpredictable by Puzzlie's Imajinacion reviews
Yep, that's how I like it, nice and boring. Even when that's not true when it comes to Tweek Tweak. Because Tweek's Tweek, he makes coming to school everyday worthwhile. That's not gay, right? Craig/Tweek, Craig's POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Fights by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Some fights are never finished. CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Puppy Love by Puzzlie's Imajinacion reviews
A fluffy one-shot where cuddling and tickling immense. Horrible title, horrible summary. Cute and awesome story. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
To Mello, With Love by Catmoongirl reviews
Birthdays are important, Mail. The world is self-centered, but everyone deserves to know how special they really are. That's why on someone's birthday, we tell that person just how much we love them.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Those Who Go To Heaven by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Mello would see hatred and then he'd kill him. After all, Light Yagami and he were far too alike, and the world was not big enough for another Mello. Mello x Light. Contains lemons. One of the winners of the Mello x Light Contest on Mangabullet!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,649 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Light Y., Mello - Complete
Body Heat by reraimu reviews
Craig sleeps over at Tweek's house, but ends up sleeping on the couch, while Tweek freaks out on whether to move him or not. But when Craig wakes up mid-spasm, Tweek doesn't know what to do. CREEK One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Cinderella is a Con Artist by Cat In My Fridge reviews
L was a most interesting child indeed. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2008 - L - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Came A Long Way To See You by SekritOMG reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Gay Marriage by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Matt wonders what could have been, Mello angsts, and someone has to be reminded just who wears the leather pants in their relationship. Crap, hardcore fluff, and practically a drabble. T for implications.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Phlegethon River by Nilahxapiel reviews
“I want you. But I want justice more.” In the end, it had never been love. And if it had, it didn’t matter now, anyways. LxRaitoxL Yaoi AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Self Abuse by RobinRocks reviews
[LxL] That's right, LxL. Blink and look again. LxL, and one of them doesn't stand for Light. [Even in your last hours, loving yourself comes with a price.] Written for the anniversary of L's death, spoilers for his name and Ep 25 and blah...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2007 - L - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Meatloaf reviews
I worry about the kid. I do. When someone falls unconscious at your feet that many times, you kinda start wantin' to baby 'em. Ravio/Link, Ravio's POV.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Link, Ravio - Complete
science has failed our mother earth reviews
I dunno. I don't really understand the appeal of eucalyptus.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
trash squad reviews
I just think Tweek deserves more than a tray of dumpster buns, that's all I'm saying.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T.
eight is an odd number reviews
Carlos is hungry and doesn't like folk music, so Cecil cooks him dinner for the first time, while Carlos wastes perfectly good napkins on art. They sure as hell love each other.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
cockroach waltz reviews
Cecil's creepy-crawly, olive-oily dreams infiltrate Carlos' apartment at two in the morning. A late night conversation is in order for these two, wherein they find out just where their ideas of mundane and interesting overlap... so long as Carlos doesn't get in trouble for leaving the fridge door open. Seriously, what else was he supposed to do?
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
the weakends reviews
dear craig, i'm sorry that i stare at you like you're a raw piece of meat. i'm also sorry that you have the personality of one. never truly yours, tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
floating down the river reviews
It's 2:44 in the morning and Chuck's shy bladder is acting up again. Mike Chilton to the rescue. With a pep talk. Pretty mild, innocent Mike/Chuck. Lots of mentions of, well, peeing. Wouldn't read this if pee makes you uncomfortable.
Motorcity - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Mike Chilton, Chuck - Complete
Level 88 reviews
Mike and Chuck are Extra Super Duper Best Friends, and they think they're ready to progress to higher sexual levels. Except they actually aren't. written for aelnova on the motorkink meme!
Motorcity - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Mike Chilton, Chuck - Complete
The Song of the Dodo reviews
Clyde poops on the carpet. Co-written with glow vomit. this is honestly the best thing here.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
cheese reviews
Craig Tucker finds himself in a pickle when he ends up in a police station, in lingerie, orange-handed, guilty of manslaughter, on Christmas. Craig/Tweek. AU. Co-written with glow vomit. also writing this with original characters, may or may not update ever.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
looseleaf and liquid fiction reviews
Tweek muses about dreams and social operating systems. Craig just wants to sleep.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Houseflies reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Young Wild Things reviews
Then he tells you, "Nothing's impossible." Then all you have to say is, "Well, some things are." - Scraps, basically. Boyish soliloquies, dream sequences, silly emotions. Nothing too good here.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
legs and locomotion reviews
Tweek obsesses over the petty details of life. Craig just wants to wear toe socks.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Suicide Kids reviews
AU. There's one place where all the suicide kids go. It ain't Heaven, it ain't Hell. It reminds me of prison. We did the crime, we're doing the time. And the time is forever. update 2013: officially discontinued.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Dental Quackery reviews
Wow, this used to have an extremely unappealing summary. How do you properly summarize porn. Anyway, yeah: Craig/Tweek, quackery and poppycock, utter smut, sex, lemon, whatever you want to call it, there's dick. Two of them. This is a oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Happily Whatever After reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Dinosaurs Versus Robots reviews
"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kevin S., Clyde D. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Unspoken Words reviews
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
I'm Not Going to Think About Him reviews
I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Phobias reviews
Stan is assigned an essay about phobias, and Kyle sure is a big help. Style one-shot, from, like, the beginning of time.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete