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Joined 09-25-08, id: 1701888, Profile Updated: 08-16-10
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

I AM PURPLE STAPLERS. Get over it.

Don't ask about the name, I don't even know. I just make up weird pennames. It's fun.

Yes, I am i-bit-a-pillow.

Hey, my name is...well, actually I'm not going to tell you my name because you might be a psychopathic stalker...but I can tell ya some nicknames!

My nicknames: Pixie Stick, Meanie, Turtle (I haven't been called this since I was seven), The Hyper One, and I'll add more later. That last one wasn't actually a nickname.

HEY Y'ALL! I GOTS A POLYVORE NOW!! So instead of taking up all of the room on my profile with link to clothing. I'll just post it on there.

CHECK IT OUT~

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=829440

Important Note Regarding Polyvore Account:

Yes I will continue to post the clothing and such for Who Knew? on here. As for any other, new stories posted from Growing Up at OCD and onward (6-21-09) will have the clothing and people posted on my Polyvore, under collections with the story titles. Thanks!

ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTE:

For my story Catch Me I've said that I'll be posting things such as clothing and faces on there. This is clothing only. I'll be posting housing, what the characters look like and cars down there.

Catch Me:

Bella

Bedroom, Bathroom

Alice

Bedroom, Bathroom

Rosalie

Bedroom, Bathroom

Edward

Bedroom, Bathroom


SHOUT OUTS

Moonlit Ebony- For being my friend through all of the years, and for putting up with all my crap.

Mizz-Emz- My first official fanfiction friend, and wonderful beta. Oh, and both she and her mom share a love for me.

Keely Jade - Thanks for keeping me entertained while I was in the Philipines!

emilyaten - her and her friend Yasmine(mostly Yasmine) made this awesome thing inspired from Carlisle's screen name in my MSN story. here's a link:

Doctor Man Photo


NEWEST OBSESSION: GOSSIP GIRL

FAVOURITE QUOTE:

Blair: Motherchucker!

Serena: Oh! I forgot to put on underwear!

Dan: It would almost be scary if it wasn't wearing plaid...

Blair: I own prom!

Blair: Oh God, you're not going to come out of there with a mullet and girlfriend, are you?

Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.

Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.

Serena: You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it.

Nate: Because you kill people now? What, you gonna hunt him down with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not
(picks up phone)
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don't you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
(Begining to leave)
Blair: And I'd love a cappuccino!

Serena: There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone

Blair: Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take you for a stoner.


Favourites:

Books (series and singular)

The Clique
Twilight
Pretty Little Liars
Poseur
Private
The Luxe
Maximum Ride
The Ashleys
Jinx
Rhymes With Witches
Bliss
Suite Scarlett
Gossip Girl
Uglies
Talent
Darkest Powers
Hazing Meri Sugarman
Braless In Wonderland
Devilish
The Devouring
THe Host

T.V. Shows

Gossip Girl
Harper's Island
Two and a Half Men
Sonny With A Chance
CSI (Miami and Las Vegas)
So You Think You Can Dance

Movies

Finding Nemo
Princess Protection Program
St. Trinians
Twilight
New Moon
The Clique
Karate Kid

Music (Artists & Bands)

Taylor Swift
The Lonely Island
Paramore
Teeny bit of Miley Cyrus
Rihanna
Selena Gomez (Selena Gomez & the Scene)
Demi Lovato
Cobra Starship
3OH!3
Jordin Sparks
Leighton Meester
The Pretty Reckless
Stereos
Carly Rae Jepsen
Kristinia Debarge
Forever The Sickest Kids
Hey Monday
Metro Station
Thriving Ivory
Muse
The Plain White T's
The Veronicas
Lights
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Hedley
The Fray

Music (Songs of the Moment)(Updated Weekly)(Well, I try)

Last Updated: 9/23/09

Who's Got Your Money - Tina Parol
Catch Me - Demi Lovato
Welcome To The World - Kevin Rudolf
Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island


Clothes and such from my stories:

Alice Plays with her Bella Barbie

Chapter 3 - Alice's tank, Alice's jeans, Alice's shoes, Alice's bag,

Chapter 4 - Alice's pj pants, Bella's tank, Bella's v-neck, Alice's leggings, & Alice's flats

Who Knew?

Leah, 4 Year Old Leah

Leah's phone, Leah's iPod, Leah's laptop

Leah's piano, Leah's house, Leah's bedroom and Leah's bathroom

Chapter 2
Leah's 1st dress, Leah's 2nd dress,

Chapter 10
Leah's dress - Spring Fling

Luna

Luna's phone, Luna's camera, Luna's laptop

Here are the three parts to Luna's room: Bedroom, Bathroom and Music room

Chapter 10
Luna's dress - Spring Fling

Meghan

Meghan's bedroom, Meghan's bracelet

Ashlee

Ashlee's bedroom

Taylor, 4 Year Old Taylor

Taylor's bedroom, Taylor's house, Taylor's car, Taylor's laptop

Skye

Skye and Luna's house, Skye's bedroom

Skye's car


You know you love me,

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What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Alternative by NamelessEmotion reviews
Set in New Moon, the day Bella jumped off the cliff. She is in the car with Jacob, but what would happen if Alice arrived a few minutes later? What would happen if Bella admitted her love for Jacob, instead of clinging to her memories for Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Jacob, Bella
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Photo Album by mad-sugar-but-sweet reviews
All Human: Bella Edward Alice Emmett Jasper and Rosalie have been best friends since birth. When Bella finds her old photo album, she takes a trip down memory lane, remembering all the good, the bad, and the silly memories they shared.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Half sister by Dawn of Time reviews
Bella recieves a strange letter from her mom. Soon after a girl arrives in Forks, claiming she is somehow related to Bella. What she doesn't know won't hurt, right? -HIATUS-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009
Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You by Vera Amber reviews
Exactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Change me back! by iCan'tHardlyWait reviews
After hunting one day, Carlisle and Edward swap bodies. What issues shall arise in this awkward situation? All canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Leaving Behind Footsteps by xlilyunyun reviews
Bella, Jake, and Edward used to live in an orphanage together and got adopted. What happens between them when they become teens? A hint or romance, a touch of adventure, a load of laughs, and a whole lot of drama. ALL HUMAN J&B - E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,785 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Because of Alice by carsonists reviews
When Alice gets a song stuck in Edward's head, they continue to spread it to everyone who passes by. But why won't it get stuck in Bella's head? What will happen when they go to a Coldplay concert? Why have Victoria, James and Laurent come back to life?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Letter That Started it All by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella lives in Arizona, Edward in Washington. A penpal project is issued to both students and all their classmates. What happens when the two get each other for penpals? Rated T just in case. All Human. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,380 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
IT'S LIKE WALKING INTO A BOOK by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
Bella swan hates her name, her reason. Stephenie Meyer's twilight Saga. Imagine she went to Forks earlier than expected carrying the book with her. she litreally bumps into the Cullens and find out reality and fiction are to close together. R&R:D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Holidays by TopKat90 reviews
What happens in the caves over the holidays?
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
And Then She Sang by WildRose1322 reviews
Bella moves to Forks and looks for a band to join. Luckily a certain someone named Edward is looking for someone to be in his band, too. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilulz by queenbellaloca reviews
The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Teardrops In The Rain by KrazyTigger reviews
Isabella Swan lost both of her parents in a terrible accident, now she's living with her only family. The Mallory's. Edward Cullen finds himself smitten with the new girl, but why won't she talk to him properly? Soppy love Rated for safety. Normal pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,542 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Character Theme Songs According To Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
What happens when Emmett has the brilliant idea of making personalized mixed CD's for the entire family? What songs does he chose for who? How does the Volturie react when they recieve there? Why did he color-code them? Hilarious! More Chapters coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
Forever Unwanted by EverlastingPixie1997 reviews
Three years. Two families. One band. Edward didn't come back in New Moon and they think Bella is dead. What happens when the Cullens see Bella on MTV and she's in a band? When they show up at one of her concerts, will sparks fly or will hell break loose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,468 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
What Happens in Detention by WereWolf1010 reviews
Six kids from totally different cliques wound up being together in detention. Can you just sense the drama? ExB JxA EmxR. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,159 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Just Off The Key Of Reason by Miss Sassy reviews
Slight AU. "Dylan Marvil is dead, Josh told himself. That was the end of the story." All she left behind was an email, explaining how Josh, and the rest of their old friends, played a part in her death. No final pairings yet.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Dylan M., Josh H.
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Girl Power by Marie Alice Brandon Cullen reviews
ALL HUMAN. The girls are college roommates and plan to have a sleepover to celebrate finals. They get threatening letters and phone calls but dissmiss them. Little did they know the stalkers are about to turn their whole world upsidedown. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,543 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Plan 9: The Strange Case of Bella and Carlisle by Calendulam reviews
Bella and Carlisle discover a surprising common interest, and Edward attempts to decipher exactly what they’re up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Unrequited by Permanent Rose reviews
/If someone were going to love me, I wanted it to be for who I truly was, not because of some strange, manipulative imprinting crap/ Nessie's fully grown, and Jake's ready to start a relationship. But Nessie has plans of her own, which don't involve Jake. PERMANENT HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,241 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Realization by eaglesgrl365 reviews
Simon was ready, he was going to admit his feelings for Chloe. He wouldn't make her wait, she deserved better than subtle flirting and holding hands. but some things aren't meant to be, and sometimes you're too late. Simon/?, Derek/?, Chloe/?.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Simon
Protective Sister by jaymelynn143 reviews
Set right after birthday incident with Jasper.Edward leaves, Alice leaves her some lla finds a friend in an unlikely lla is hurt by someone.Will Edward come back, will Bella take him back.Will they have their happy ever after.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,653 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boredom by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Ghosts and Ghoulies by PixelatedThoughts reviews
Halloween...Cullen style! Bella experiences her first Halloween with the Cullen clan. Magical and mysterious mishaps ensue! Better summary inside. Human Bella. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,206 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008
Secret Identites by jasperissexy reviews
All the characters come out of the closet! Emmett's naked! Alice buys a...pink strainer? The Cullens are just really crack heads in disguise...probably. VERY random and VERY OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Fearless by peace.love.and.edward reviews
AH. Edward Bella and Alice are inseperable best friends but this is the story of how E&B become so much more. Chapters based on songs from song writer taylor swifts new album, fearless. even if you dont like taylor swift, the story might surprise you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,926 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
When Oreos Get Involved by briiittx xhc reviews
What happens when you mix bella, the cullens, and oreos? First ever fanfict! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,964 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Not as Opposite as We Thought by i-read-and-judge reviews
Meet Haley, the spunky bookworm who moved to Forks. She never interested a boy before so why is that insanely tall Quileute guy staring at her? What will she make of life now that it seems like she's stepped inside one of her books? Seth/o.c.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,172 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Seth - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Lethal Misfortune by black-winged-werewolf reviews
Nessie realizes she loves Jake and Jake returns the affection.But something threatens their relationship when it has only just begun and Jake will have to choose what to do.A/N: First chapters are slow going, the action begins later.R&R!;p rating changed
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Phases by thejedijoyjoy reviews
Nessie and Jake's story...Nessie Cullen is 5 years old, spontaneous, hormonal, rebellious--and in love with Jacob Black. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,393 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
I'll Be Waiting by oh.you.fancy.huh reviews
Takes place during New Moon when Bella visits the Cullen house. Instead of walking away, she goes inside... read here to find out what happens! R&R! Please just try it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Heavy PMS by emeralda violeta reviews
what happens when bella has her period? these are very slight exaggerations of my own behavior during my own time from bella's stand point. i really get like this myself. she's a complete emotional monster to everyone. read and review. its really funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,999 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella
Dear Diary by Jkb-hotterthanEdwardsince1990 reviews
Jacob gets into trouble at school and is asked to keep a diary for a month. The following are his daily entries, starting just before the point at which Bella arrives. Please R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jacob
Café Firenze by Argengirl reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a café and Bella accidentaly uses a pick-up line on him. What happens then? One-shot, all human. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Midnight Dreams by thejedijoyjoy reviews
AU. Meet Aiyana Black, the half-human, half-shifter/vampire daughter of Jacob and Renesmee. Family life, venturing out into the human world, going to high school, meeting new people and trying to be normal. All Cullens, Jacob, Seth, Leah and new character
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 87,030 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee by Tina Cullen reviews
After Renesmee and Jacob kiss, Edward and Bella decide it's time to discuss the Birds and the Bees with her. Chaos ensues with the family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Renesmee's School Projects by fooosel reviews
Here's some of the work that Renesmee does in Elementary school. Most of them are about the family... What if she lets something slip?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Renesmee the Demon by Permanent Rose reviews
Renesmee's managed to destroy the living room, decapitate countless Barbies, and nearly chew off Rosalie's arm. How is Bella going to react when she finally gets to meet her little nudger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sickness de la Cullen by Obsessivegeekybuffalosnowcones reviews
All of the Cullens get a disease and are mentally ill for about a week. All of their symptoms are different. Disclaiming now: Totally don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Oh My Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
A collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Emmett
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
The Final Touch by Jood2395 reviews
This is a one shot of Alice and Jasper. They are discussing the touchy topic of kids. See what happens! Sorry, suck at summaries. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Guess Who by mahalialovestwilight reviews
Set in New Moon after Edward leaves,Bella becomes Depressed and miserable and gets sent back to Pheonix by charlie and grows an new attiutude,when Pheonix and her mother had enough of her bad girl antics,she moves back to forks, but so have the cullens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Cutting Teeth by Legs reviews
Renesmee’s eyes darted around the room, searching for something, anything, she might use as a weapon. She would bite him, she decided. She wondered if that technically broke Cullen house rules. Nessie rolled her eyes. She would apologize later...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,841 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Conversations between Twilighters by teamjacob1 reviews
These are actual conversations betwwen me and my friends. We weren't sugar high then but I am now. Sorry. I know it's random
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Hello, Crazies! by sesecullen reviews
17 years after Breaking Dawn, &everyone's crazy. RANDOM, FUNNY, I SUCK AT SUMMARIES : I own nothing, but certain plots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Why Bella's Truck Really 'Died' by twilight-is-my-drug666 reviews
Ever wondered why Bella's truck had its last run just after Edward had made her promise he'd get her a new car when hers died.....well here's the reason. Disclaimer : I don't own anything .. review plz?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Vampire The Werewolf And The Rabbit by HyperVampireChick reviews
What would happen when Edward and Jacob meet a rabbit with chocolate chip cookies?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
The Hostess by Undercooked reviews
Enter the world of The Hostess; a story as tasteless as a Twinkie. In it, Melanie and Wanderer become Melander, Kyle is an otter, Doc is not quite himself, and the KKK is more fun than it used to be. But for your own safety...don't read more than once!
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2009
Humans Are Friends, Not Food by Cullen Creations reviews
What happens when Carlisle comes home from the hospital with news of a new procedure that can temporarily change his family back to their human form? You're gonna have to read to find out! Rated T for some language, violence and slight romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
Cookies and Eskimo Kisses by Phantoms Little Lotte reviews
Alice attempts to make cookies for Bella. Jasper only contributes to the mess she's already created. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Daughter of Edward and Bella Cullen by xoxtcxox reviews
Renesmee Cullen is beautiful, smart, and very talented. Everyone knows it...and everyone sees it. Everyone but Renesmee Cullen. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008
Jacob by Niami94 reviews
As Nessie knows.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Midday Moon by RidingEdward'sVanquish reviews
Nessie decides to meet Jake at the meadow but what happens when the moon is shining brightly in the middle of the noon sun? Total and complete randomness. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
JACOB: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by BlissfulDreamer reviews
CONGRADULATIONS! You've successfully purchased your very own, fully automated JACOB BLACK unit. In order to fully enjoy the uses of this wonderfully cute, badass werewolf unit and/or to prevent any unsightly mishaps, please carefully follow this guide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jacob - Complete
A Weekend of Fun! by twilightfan201 reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a prank weekend! Alice's clothes are in shreds, Carlisle's library burnt to ashes, and the Union flag painted on Jasper's ceiling! More chapters to come soon! NOW FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare: Twilight by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Question dare fic. Involves the characters to be very easily driven to insanity as YOU make your favorite do something that they wouldn't ordinarily do. Such as Edward. The only chance you will get. ANY AND ALL DARES ACCEPTED. Still silver candle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
20 Things Bella Swan Would NEVER Say by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Basically 20 things that Miss Swan would probably never say in her life. This is, if she overdosed on her happy pills. Go on and read. Along with reviewing Thanks darlings . Some foul language - Just cause I have a potty mouth xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
Marking by ReallyLoudObserver reviews
What happenes when Edward and Bella's reacher assigns a poetry assignment? Read to find out. Such titles as "Lauren" "The Best" And "Best Shoes" Are included.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
BELLA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by BlissfulDreamer reviews
CONGRADULATIONS! You've successfully purchased your very own, fully automated BELLA SWAN unit. In order to fully enjoy the uses of this quirky, standoffish unit and/or to prevent any unsightly mishaps, please carefully read and follow this guide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella - Complete
Hot and Cold by Twittergirl reviews
Everything Nessie loves seems to fall into one of two extremes and she wouldn't have it any other way.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Growing Up In Forks by The Only Pancake reviews
AH/AU total fluff story! Bella and her sister Alice were not taken to Arizona by their mom, but instead have always lived in Forks with Charlie. This story is telling what life is through Bella's eyes; from age 6 to age 22. Rated for swearing. .COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,232 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
The Vampire Song by teamjacob1 reviews
From the Campfire song song off of Spongebob. I think it's pretty cool. Used to be part of "Conversations between Twilighters" Enjoy! Totally remixed! Ohhh, yeah!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
When the past comes back to bite you by venomousgal reviews
BD spoilers! What if Rosalie helped Bella by distracting Edward so she could escape with her unborn child in chapter 7? What if Renesmee grew up never knowing Edward? What happens when her and Bella return to Seattle 20 years later?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,075 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Drunken Kareoke by skeletoninme reviews
No, I'm not dead. XD Bella sings kareoke while she's drunk. XD more song than story.. but let your imagination waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaander. XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We made it! by AaralynCullen reviews
My friends and I have fun in the Twilight books, except... Who invited Ghost Victoria? And WHO'S Harold?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Teach Me to Play by Permanent Rose reviews
Edward teaches Nessie how to play the piano. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
The Beyond by Permanent Rose reviews
Some called her a fairy, others a princess or an angel. Some even dared to call her a witch. Renesmee one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Just A Misunderstanding by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
An innocent text message has negative consequences. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bellanapping by JBizz reviews
What happens when Mike decides to kidnap Bella in another sad attempt to win her heart? Why is Alice acting gangsta' and is Emmett just a little fruity? Read and find out. ONE SHOT! A Jbizz and Leila Watson production. Twilight owned by the wonderful S.M
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Emmett Cullen Goes To Day Camp by pleasebiteme reviews
It is what the title suggests. Stupid and random and ridiculous and beautiful. R&R :D Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Car by Calendulam reviews
Bella is presented with car #2. Slight spoilers for the first chapter of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Tea, Cold Tea by tori11ach1p reviews
Edward takes Bella to a teashop and her tea is too hot. What will Edward do to help her? What will Jacob do? One-shot. Ha, I suck at summaries. Just R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You're So Silly by pleasebiteme reviews
Angela doesn't listen when Mike Newton tries to tell her about a weird EXB scene he witnessed the other day. Just a fun one-shot. Silly & funny, or so I would say, because when it happened I found it hilarious. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Twilight Goes Gangsta! by purrbastian reviews
Honestly, probably the weirdest story you've ever read. It's completely random and meant to put the characters in OCC form. Warming: this may cause you to pee your pants from laughing so hard. Reader's discretion is advised. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Kareoke, and A Werewolf by skeletoninme reviews
With my Jacob version of Girlfriend, I took your advice and had Jacob sing it to Bella at Forks High. There is baseball bats, Fallout Boy, and dancing involved! READ AND REVIEW! Jacob was harmed in the making of this. I am not held responsible for deaths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Mythical Secrets by pleasebiteme reviews
Angela turns out to be a witch and joins the party, too. Huge hiatus, if anyone cares. I can't think of anything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella: UNLEASHED by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/14/2008
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
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Growing Up at OCD reviews
Nessie Cullen, along with the rest of the Cullens, have relocated to New York. Where Nessie attends Octavian Country Day, an all girls private school. She's secretly falling for Jacob Black, her best friend's bad-boy brother. Full summary inside. R&R plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Who Knew? reviews
Taylor has liked Leah forever. Leah can't choose between Taylor or Skye. Skye only likes Leah because Taylor does. Seth wishes his sister would forgive him. And Luna? Well, she's just trying to go with the flow. Remember, shapeshifting changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,931 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Leah
Catch Me reviews
Bella is a dancer. Edward is a dancer. Edward hates Bella. Bella hates Edward. But when the two are forced to come together with their dance careers on the line, can the hate dissolve? Will love blossom? Can they really have it all? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Yeah! Let's Do A Oneshot! reviews
Was: Yeah! Let's Go On MSN. Emmett stole drugs from Edward? Bella's not wearing socks? Jasper and Paul, bffls? Why is all this happening and how hyperactive is this author? Find out, by reading my story. Used to be MSN story, but I changed it to oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Emmett! Stop it you pinkeyed fartbag! reviews
Emmett gets punished for being mean to Bella. Follow the adventures of a summer with the Cullens. WARNING: it is really OOC in the first chapter and probs will be in other chapters too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008
Alice Plays with her Bella Barbie reviews
Alice brings Bella over to play Bella Barbie. Flashbacks occur, hilarity ensues. I'll probs do diff pov's for diff chapters, depending what the chappie is about. R&R PLEASE! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Alice