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Joined 09-26-08, id: 1702125, Profile Updated: 10-01-09
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

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I guess you want a little info about me.

I am a 37yr of working mother of 4 ( 3 boys and one girl).

I have an unhealthy obsession with Twilight as do most FanFic writers/readers. In fact, my husband thought I was having some sort of cyber affair with a guy named Edward when I first started this journey.

I make no claims to being a great writer... my first passion is reading. But after reading for several months, it seemed like fun and I thought I would just give it a try.

I can honestly say that the best thing about FF is that I have met an amazing group of women. It was such a wonderful surprise to meet people all over the world who you can laugh with, send emails, share smut and just have an all around great time.

Each and every one listed below are fantastic writers. Some are older friends - some are newer. I suggest you check out their stories, our blogs, contests and so on.

Be forewarned though-- They are a pervy group. You never know what you are going to get when you mess with these sexy gals.


mischief-maker1 Basically my first real fanfic friend... she took me under her wing, relented when I BEGGED her to do a collab with me, and truth be told - showed me that old married women needed a daily dose of smut to make their lives bearable.

I'mwiththevampires08 Awwww, my best-est bud, my Latino sister, my chat cohort. How we managed to retain our jobs is still a mystery to me. We have so much in common, that I sometimes wonder if a DNA test should be ordered. Oh and our hubs- so alike it is scary. Can't wait for November- WOOHOO!!

Since the three of us have so much fun together we decided to join forces and have us a little threesome ( Now, now, get your heads out of the gutter) so we have a joint profile VampsofTwatlight. Anything we collaborate on will be posted under that profile.


Since it seemed the three of us could not get into enough trouble on our own, we got invited to play with another group of
wild women. Want to have some fun? Want to see Nakee pics? Want to know what we are reading and salivating over? Then come on over to the Fornication Station. You won't be disappointed.

And without further ado...rounding out your Fellatiators are these other three lovely ladies.

miztrezboo

Nostalgicmiss

bemylullaby

I suggest you run and check out each and every one of their stories.


I guess that is is. Hope you enjoy. Happy Reading!!

Once upon a time links:

Bella's costume: www.houseofmasquerades.biz/pics/togasexy83068.jpg

Alice's costume: www.amazon.com/.../dp/B000FBQEJK

Rose's costume: www.buycostumes.com/.../34120/ProductDetail.aspx

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No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12466 - Favs: 7,048 - Follows: 3,454 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5412 - Favs: 5,295 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8697 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Story of Us by Mindy Ann reviews
This is a reflection on Nessie's life with Jacob. It follows the progression of their relationship from her birth to the present. It will be mostly Nessie's POV, but there may be some Jacob POV as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 186,018 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Happy Birthday, Boo! by CBP2009 reviews
A little birthday lovin' for our beloved miztrezboo. The 1st chapter is a Round Robin and each chapter thereafter is named after the author that penned it. Enjoy & Happy Birthday, bb!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2009
How to Save a Life by VampsofTwatlight reviews
As temptations, needs and desires spiral out of control what will it take to make it back to the one your heart belongs to? Rated M for mature content. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,121 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009
Preggers and Proud by VampsofTwatlight reviews
Follows our story "To Walk a Mile in My Shoes". Alice wants to show Jasper exactly how it feels to be pregnant. Chaos ensues when she gets her hands on the magical herb that changed everything for Rose/Em. Lemons, OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,978 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Matchmaker and the MixUps by VampsofTwatlight reviews
When the Cullens celebrate Nessie's first birthday, pirate-style, Emmett, Jasper and Edward get more than they bargined for. AU, POST BD, LEMONS for the PIRATE TALKING CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
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Once Upon a Time A Cinderbella Story reviews
Follow Bella to college as she embarks on her own modern day fairytale. Edward and Bella plus all cannon pairings Rated M for Future Lemons -- All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,263 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
To walk a mile in my shoes reviews
When an underappreciated Rosalie winds up switching bodies with her goofy husband Emmett, hilarity ensues. Can they figure out how to make things right? Or are they stuck? And WHAT was in those brownies? AU, AH, OOC Rated M for language and eventual LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,157 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Prisoners of Their Desires reviews
Chief Swan longs for his daughter’s best friend. Is Alice as bad as he thinks she is? Does she feel the same longing that he does? Will they give in to their desires? Written for the 'Forbidden Love Affair Contest' with mischief-maker1. Rated M AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Charlie S., Alice - Complete
The Big Four OHHH! reviews
Blow out the candles and make a wish. What does Esme get as a present for her big 4-0 birthday? An entry for kittenmischief's Hot B* Carlisle contest. Rated M for language and lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Bells and Angel Wings reviews
For the SMC contest.Can an angel in training convice Edward he was meant to be a vampire? Based on the movie It's a Wonderful Life. One shot - M for Smuffy Lemons. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
KittenMischief Contest EntryLessons in Love reviews
Jake finds a most unusual teacher to show him lessons in love. A story for the First Annual KittenMischief - Whose Line Is It Anyway Contest Rated M for lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
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