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Joined 09-26-08, id: 1702142, Profile Updated: 04-23-11
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Torchwood, and Big Bang Theory.

Hi there. I'm adding an English part on my profile, as I started to write again, but this time not in French. English isn't my first language, and I'm not 100% fluent, but I can handle the basis. Before, I wrote some Harry Potter fanfics, then I stopped having time and motivation, so I only continued reading some stories without starting other ones. However, a while ago, I fell in love with the Doctor Who spin-off "Torchwood", and, while reading brilliant fanfics, I realised I had inspiration again. For the moment, I only wrote 3 OS (I'm not really good at long fanfics ; the longest I ever did was nine chapters, and they were short chapters, and the story sucked). I don't have any pretention about them, I know I've never been an excellent writer, and the language isn't even my first one, but I enjoyed writing them. In short, they're all little Janto treats, with mention of sex (I don't know how to write smut, although I'm a fervent reader of it), and bits of fluff. I love dark stories, but I'm not sure I can handle admitting that Children of Earth really happened for the moment, so my fanfics take place in the first and second seasons.

Some words about me : I'm French, my name is Claire, I'm currently in last year of highschool. I'm a serial reviewer, I generally like to post 10-meters long reviews when I liked a fanfic. I'm a geek, I'm for the moment in a happy relationship which means I can read sad stories without killing myself afterwards, I support all actions in favour of a better acceptation of homosexuality and I snap at every homophobic comment (you might have understood by now that I am indeed in a relationship with a girl), reading gay M-rated fanfics (and I'd like to add : Janto M-rated fanfics) is my own turn-on. I know I'm quite young (17 and something about one and a half month at this day), but I generally act more mature than my age suggests : I don't go out with friends and booze every night, I never went to a night-club (though I did spend New Year in a gay bar, does that count?), I don't smoke anything legal or illegal, I never missed a class intentionally ... I don't know if that makes me sad and boring teenager, but I'd rather study, listen to my girlfriend playing the piano and watch Torchwood while waiting for becoming an adult, and go to Paris to start studying law.

By the way, if you are a Torchwood fan, I suggest you go to Quiet Time's fanfics : they're all brilliant and I trolled them with the longest reviews I've ever written.

EDIT : I now am completely obsessed with The Big Bang Theory, I've been writing a few OS about this brilliant sitcom, and I swear to all my gods (Thor, Yoda ... ) that I will be angry Hulk-like if the writers ever refuse to drop any hints of Shenny. Seriously. "I'm crazy." (H. Wolowitz)

NEW EDIT : Current obsession : Glee, and more particularly Chris Colfer as Kurt (along with Naya Rivera as Santana, and Darren Criss as Blaine).

Moi, c'est Claire. J'ai 15 ans et quelques mois à ce jour, le 05 février 2009. Je n'écris des fics (surtout des OS, d'ailleurs) que pour HP, bien que j'en lise aussi sur Pirates of the Carribean, où mon chouchou, mon idole, mon fantasme absolu est BeckyBoo, alias Lord Cutler miam Beckett. Moi être étrange, oui, mais moi connaître des adeptes comme moi!

Je publie également sous mon compte les OS de mon meilleur ami, mon poteau, et qui m'énerve à écrire des récits meilleurs que les miens. Parfois.

J'habite en Bretagne; j'aime les crêpes, le beurre, le cidre, le kig ar farz, le kouignamann (mais je n'ai jamais su l'écrire), et je dis "Kenavo les potos" pour saluer les gens. Parfois aussi. Pas folle, non plus.

Mon portrait chinois : Si j’étais…

Une couleur : Noir

Une boisson : Le thé

Une ville : Paris (Londres quand je l'aurais visitée)

Un dessert : Le riz au lait

Une invention : Le cinéma

Un oiseau : J'ai peur des oiseaux depuis que j'ai vu "The Birds"

Un animal : Un chat

Une chanson : J'en aime énormément, mais comme ça, je pense à "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Un livre : Le Deuxième Sexe, Une mort très douce, Mémoires d'une jeune fille rangée (tout Beauvoir, en bref), ou Les Fleurs du mal

Un film Psycho, ou Letter from an unknow woman

Un poème : Spleen (Baudelaire), Le lac ou L'automne (Lamartine)

Un sentiment : La solitude

Un défaut : Le mépris face à des gens moins cultivés

Une qualité : Le fayottage intelligent (tu fayottes, mais sans le montrer; les profs t'adorent, et les autres élèves ne s'en rendent pas compte), l'ambition

Un arbre : Un brin d'herbe

Une fleur : Un chrysanthème

Un mode d'éclairage : La bougie

Une caresse : Au cou

Une saison : L'automne

Un moyen de locomotion : Le cheval

Un parfum : Chanel

Un paysage : La Bretagne (comme à l'Île Vierge: les hautes herbes, le vent, la mer grise)

Un jouet : Le Monopoly: je n'achète que la Rue de la Paix, les Champs-Elysées, Lecourbe et Belleville, et je me débrouille avec ça.

Un objet : Un livre

Une pierre précieuse : Un saphir

Un plat : Une galette de pommes de terre

Un monument : Une immense bibliothèque, avec des échelles pour aller chercher les livres en haut

Une émotion : La mélancolie

Une religion : La musique juive

Une épice : Le piment

Un crime : Le viol

Un vice: La luxure inassouvie

Un pays: L'Angleterre

Une planète: La lune

Une époque : La période romantique (XIX)

Une langue : L'anglais

Un phénomène naturel : La pluie

Un instrument de musique : La clarinette, le violoncelle, le piano

Une arme : Le revolver

Un sport : Rien

Un métier : Procureur

Un tableau : La mort de Cléopâtre, Reginald Arthur

Une drogue : La morphine

Une lettre : X

Un élément : Le feu

Une année : 14 avril 1986 (mort de Beauvoir)

Un complexe : Le menton

Une heure : Minuit

Un poisson : Mes poissons rouges; Hamlet et Ophélie

Une maladie : L'amour

Un sens: Le toucher

Un péché capital : La gourmandise

Un personnage célèbre : Bouddha

Un personnage de fiction : Yoda

Un verbe : Mourir

Une devise : "I can resist everything, except temptation ..." (Oscar Wilde)

My stories

Come to pass: Un petit OS écrit par mon talentueux meilleur ami, qui n'arrive pas à publier des fics pour une raison technique. L'histoire se passe quelques années après le tome 7 (comme d'habitude, je veux parler du dernier chapitre, pas de l'épilogue), dans une maison close où l'on retrouve quelques individus qui ne nous sont pas inconnus, malgré les apparences ...

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, quand tu nous tiens ...: L'autre OS de mon poteau, retranscrit et corrigé par mes bons soins. Spoiler du 6, si je ne m'abuse: petit flash-back dans le passé de Minerva McGonagall, à l'occasion de la mort de Bubus, pour éclairer leur scolarité à Hogwarts, tenue dans l'ombre par JKR.

Mirror (a nightmare made of blood, of tears, of leather): Mon OS préféré, avec deux de mes personnages préférés également (anciens Slytherins), écrit à l'occasion d'un voyage scolaire en Allemagne. L'ambiance est un peu glauque, la fin digne d'internement psychiatrique, mais j'aime beaucoup le résultat. Pour les histoires d'amour, vous repasserez ...

Reflect what you are: Une songfic, basée sur la chanson "I'll be your mirror", des Velvet Underground. OS romantique, niais et pas du tout crédible, que je considère moins bien que mes autres fics, mais que j'ai écrit juste après "Mirror", pour me débarrasser de son ambiance sordide. Et surtout, j'aime bien le couple ... Idée de départ: quelques jours après la bataille finale du 7, et quelques heures avant la cérémonie de remise des diplômes, Padma nous pique une petite déprime dans la Salle Commune de Ravenclaw.

Sous la neige: La première réelle fic que j'ai écrite, dont le personnage principal, Lynn, est emprunté à Alohomora, la meilleure auteure de Fanfiction. Ce n'est pas méchant, et c'est essentiellement une histoire d'amour et d'amitié (et de neige). On se croirait dans "Friends", un peu.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow ...: Ce n'est pas ma fic préférée (ma deuxième préférée, en fait), mais celle dont je suis la plus fière, car là, c'est réellement ce que l'on peut nommer une fic: 9 chapitres (courts, certes, mais 9 tout de même), pour moi, c'est très rare. J'avais l'idée de départ, le plan et les 6 premiers chapitres écrits à la main, et un jour, motivée après un coup de fil de 3 heures à un ami (le même qui a écrit Come to pass et Hogwarts, Hogwarts, quand tu nous tiens ...), j'ai tout recopié, puis fini en moins d'un week-end. Comme quoi la motivation, ça existe ... Cette fic est en fait basée, chapitre par chapitre, sur la célèbre réplique de Macbeth, dans la pièce éponyme; "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow / Creeps in this petty face from day to day / To the last syllable of recorded time / And all our yesterdays have lighted fools / The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! / Life's but a walking shadow / A poor player that strust and frets his hour upon the stage / And then is heard no more: it is a tale / Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury / Signifying nothing". C'est une histoire de famille (Black et Malfoy), d'amour, et évidemment de haine (l'un n'allant pas sans l'autre), qui se passe quand Bellatrix, le personnage principal, avait une vingtaine d'années. Ce dont je suis le plus fière est le chapitre 6, lorsqu'elle devient Mangemorte ...

Sinon, je suis en train d'écrire un OS, avec Pansy, Draco et Blaise, mais je ne suis plus trop motivée, malheureusement ...

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Les Portes by Alohomora reviews
1975, les Maraudeurs entrent en 5ème année. 1995, Harry et Draco remontent le temps de 20 ans. Résultat, tout le monde se retrouve à Poudlard où des mystères planent et des complots se nouent. Ne tient pas compte des tomes 5,6,7
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 727,490 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Breaking my heart by Quiet Time reviews
Tosh is always in the background and is too fascinating to leave there. Rated T just to be careful - dark themes. Disclaimer here because I forget it in the chapters - I don't own the characters or concepts
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 190,846 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Ianto J.
Letters to Meemaw by Kiaira reviews
With the death of Sheldon's beloved grandmother, it is Penny who must help her friend cope with the loss of his Meemaw. Yet, can she really consider him just a friend after she discovers just what those letters to his meemaw have been filled with?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,489 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Jack and Ianto: Falling in Love by fantasylover42 reviews
How Janto comes to be. Thoughts during parts we've seen, and what happened while the camera wasn't rolling. Sorry, i'm not great at summaries. Rated T to be safe, but nothing super explicit.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,422 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Torchwood don't have holidays by Quiet Time reviews
What happens in Torchwood while everyone else is celebrating? Christmas, New Years Eve, now building up to Valentine's Day. Disclaimer here because I always forget - Torchwood belongs to the BBC, not me.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 115,606 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Ianto J., Jack H.]
What is Essential is Invisible to the Eye by Prothrombintime reviews
Jack and Ianto's epic journey, from the beginning to the end... and beyond. Spoilers for everything. Canon compliant, including selected books, audio books, and radio plays, through Children of Earth… with a twist.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 426,777 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Camping by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
The Warblers set off for their annual camping trip, their newest member joining in rather reluctantly. He soon finds that certain fellow Warblers are very different when in this new natural setting...But danger for Klaine lurks at every tree trunk! Enjoy
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,624 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Boy's Night In in Lima by C.C. Nyde reviews
The New Directions Girls want to have another sleepover. At Rachel's house this time. *Sequel to Girl's Night In At Dalton* Pairings inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Toute notre éternité by Myley reviews
Un jumeau Weasley qui n'a plus de conscience peut faire de sacrés dégâts. Devenu un vampire incontrôlable, Fred nourri rapidement une obsession dévorante pour George. Il est bien décidé à le poursuivre et le harceler jusqu'à ce son jumeau buté cède. FW/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,878 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
It's Not Right by aalikane reviews
My take on what should have come out of Kurt's mouth, after he professed his atheistic beliefs in the middle of Glee Club during Grilled Cheesus. One-shot...Okay...now two one-shots...possibly another to come...but don't count on it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Kurt H., Sue S. - Complete
Wait With Me by TLY reviews
"It's you." There are spoilers/references up to "Original Song". A two-shot - like Brittany & Santana. This was originally called "Are You Happy?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Pride by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
Kurt wants to show his pride...His pride for his sexuality, his boyfriend, and himself. He finally gets his chance, but when an unexpected guest stops by for a visit, Blaine has to remind Kurt of who he is as a person. Sequel to 'Steps to Sexy'. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,326 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Day of Vodka and Velvet by Quiet Time reviews
Owen doesn't believe grief fits into a schedule. Ianto joins him on an unscheduled night of mourning. Friendship, not a pairing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
Stupid, Slutty Blaine by MerryH reviews
"Come to think of it, Blaine had been being reaaaaaal friendly to a lot of people lately." Kurt is pissed, and it's about time Blaine got told off for his behaviour. Blaine, however, never meant to hurt him. Written Post!WIGYA.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Steps to Sexy by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
Immediately post-'Sexy'. Kurt is determined to find his sexy side and gets some unexpected help along the way. Is he doing this for the Warblers? For Blaine? For himself? Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Prom Queen by terriblemuriel reviews
Brittany is nothing if not popular, so it comes as a surprise to no one but her when she is voted Prom Queen. But what will she do with her newfound power? One-shot Brittana.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Only Human by OffAir reviews
Klaine drabbles Kurt and Blaine were only human after all; who said they couldn't have 'off' days?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Fluffy Drabble Series by WhatIKnew reviews
A series of fluffy Klaine drabbles based on prompts sent to my tumblr. These aren't all in the same 'verse and don't follow a continuity or anything. I'm setting it up as a multi-chapter just for the sake of not having a billion 500 word stories out there
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Back to the Kluture by WhatIKnew reviews
Cracky Future/AU fic. Based on a conversation where we decided that the old couple sitting in the coffee shop during the BIOTA argument were actually Kurt and Blaine from the future. Slightly better with the pictures I used with it on tumblr.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
With Bells On by WhatIKnew reviews
Established relationship, shortly after the events of Original Song. In which Kurt and Blaine make out, keep getting interrupted, and Blaine ends up on the floor. A lot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Too Soon by WhatIKnew reviews
Established Kurt/Blaine. Blaine's mind wanders while he tries to make Kurt relax. From the prompt "shoulders" on my tumblr.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Tale of Lady Sweaters by dinkydiddydums reviews
"I have to say, I picked the wrong day to wear it. It's far too cold out for these one-shouldered things." Kurt tugged uselessly at fabric hanging over his shoulder in an attempt to get it to cover more of his skin. Blaine whimpered from behind him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sleep Talking Rambles by LaPaige reviews
Kurt Hummel has a tendency to sleepwalk. Blaine doesn't know this, until he experiences it for himself. Or: In which Kurt is the Black Swan, Blaine is a hobbit and there is a double rainbow. No spoilers.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Plenty of Time by aalikane reviews
My take on what happened after *the* scene in episode 2x16. You all know what I'm talking about. Huge spoilers for 2x16.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
How to Woo Someone In Five Simple Steps by particularly good finder reviews
Kurt and Santana are not friends; they are partners in crime. And they will do anything to make sure they both end up with the people they love. Brittana. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
Milk and Cookies by particularly good finder reviews
...And Absolutely No Booze At All. Kurt Hummel has witnessed a lot of strange things in his life, but opening the door to find a crying Santana Lopez on his doorstep probably takes the cake.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
The Things They Don't Want Blamed On The Alcohol by oncethrown reviews
A rewrite of Blame It On The Alchol, including a change up in spin the bottle, and what really happened when Blaine stayed over.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,291 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Return of the Britters by IJustFellDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Kurt once again finds Brittany in an unexpected place in Dalton, she's back and just as random as ever! quick sequel to PGHOMF please review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Girl's Night In At Dalton by C.C. Nyde reviews
Kurt and the ladies of New Directions decide to have a girl's night. At Dalton. Will Blaine, Wes, and David be up for it? *Klaine and Wentana!*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Like, a Burglar Alarm? by angstkitten reviews
When Brittany didn't understand what Burt meant by 'using protection', Kurt worries just how safe his friend has been being in her multiple sexual escapades. -Glee doesn't belong to me nor shall it ever.-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Like The Periodic Table by Talibra reviews
"You be steel and I'll be zinc." One-shot, thirty Shenny snippets for the first thirty elements of the periodic table.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
How it could Happen by TempestJo reviews
One of the ways in which Sheldon could find himself on a date with Penny..
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Sheldon's girlfriend by Trbl reviews
Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,454 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Santana Says by And-Your-Point-Is.542 reviews
All Kurt wants is a day with no phone calls. Just a normal day. But that can't happen. And it's all because of the damn, horny cat.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
Closested by Camunki reviews
Whilst Blaine and Kurt are going at it in the back room, Finn, Puck and Karofsky are in the closet. No, literally, hiding in the closet, trying to act as if this is totally not as awkward as everyone knows it is. Klaine, a dash of Duck, Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Slumber Party by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Santana/Brittany/Rachel/Quinn/Tina/Mercedes. Yes, you read that correctly. Rachel throws a Team-Building Slumber Party and Santana and Brittany decided to make it more interesting. Lots of sexy times ensue. Rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by Cognitivism reviews
Kurt bumps into Brittany in an unlikely place and they discuss her favourite book. Along the way he learns some horrifying things about his favourite frienemy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Brittany P., Kurt H. - Complete
The Worst Shenny Fic Ever Written by Concupiscence66 reviews
My fangirl life has lead to this moment. No cliche is left unused. Any resemblance between the characters in this story and the one's you know and love is purely coincidental. POV? What the hell is POV?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Served Cold by Your Angel of Music reviews
When the Hub explodes, and the cryogenic chambers are flung open, one of its inhabitants escapes the wreckage. Seeking revenge, he knows the best way to hurt Jack Harkness. There is one problem, however - Ianto Jones is dead. A Children of Earth Fix-It.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,418 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Letter to Santa by Quiet Time reviews
Ianto writes Santa a Thank You note. Sequel to 'The night before Christmas.' Might make sense if you haven't read that, but I doubt it! Rated for suggestive comments. I don't own Torchwood or the Hub, or Santa.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The night before Christmas by Quiet Time reviews
Jack usually sends everyone home on Christmas Eve. Not this year!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
50 Words, 50 Sentences by martianmallows reviews
50 sentences about our favorite team of alien hunters with cameos by Timelords and John Hart
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
The Five Stages Of Grief by brionyjae reviews
Ianto must deal with the absence of Jack in the only way he knows how. Involves Coffee! Borrowing Kubler-Ross' Five Stages Of Grief. Set between S1 and S2. Janto!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Love a Man in Uniform by remuslives23 reviews
Gotta love a man in uniform.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Pluen by remuslives23 reviews
Lots of things you can do with a feather...
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Sleep Talk by blackenrose reviews
"Watching Ianto was fast becoming one of Jacks favorite hobbies." Fluff. Warning an attempt at Welsh.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Always Remember by bertiebert reviews
That night was a night both of them were always going to remember.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
IANTO! by OMG My Library's On Fire reviews
Ianto may be in a small amount of trouble, Jack wants his stopwatch and who's the woman in the corner?
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt by Camunki reviews
'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Recoveries by jayni1000 reviews
Someone brings him back. He doesn't know how, he doesn't know why. He just has to find his friends. Please R&R, good or bad. Set after CoE, and yes, I refuse to let Ianto go. Rated M to be safe. Complete.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,003 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Smallest Touches by Your Angel of Music reviews
Sometimes, the smallest touches carry the deepest meaning; but they can also be the most terrifying. Written for the "A Day in Hand" Project, which encourages same-sex couples to hold hands in public.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Beneath the Surface by Quiet Time reviews
**Sequel to 'Surface Wounds' "***Grey destroyed half of Cardiff. Jack has him safely frozen. Ianto has something to say about that... And of course I don't own them...or the Hub..etc
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Improper Use of a National Anthem by remuslives23 reviews
Jack and Ianto celebrate yet another holiday they missed while Jack was away. Read the notes within for details of the fics that inspired this.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Close To God by Your Angel of Music reviews
"I dabble". A short drabble exploring both Ianto's relationship with religion and his relationship with Jack. Inspired by a line from the audiobook "In The Shadows".
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Many Qualities Of Ianto Jones by SweetMadness379 reviews
An accident in the Hub leads to a conversation Ianto Jones wishes the team never had.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
AvantGarde by likemycoffee reviews
Being described as "bordering on the avant-garde" is the equivalent of telling Jack that he must try harder. Written ages ago for a challenge on Jantolution. Prompts were Spock; Cooking; Team Bonding. Mild sexual discussion; not explicit. Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Stars Fill the Sky by Stossle reviews
Jack finds Ianto is still in the Hub late at night. What will he do with him? This story is a collaboration with Quiet Time and is based on a scene in Quiet Time's Breaking my Heart, but can be read on its own. The M rated version.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Born Of Necessity by Your Angel of Music reviews
With Jack and Gwen in America, and the Rift still active, the people of Cardiff live under constant threat. Who will protect them? Only a little old man in Scotland has the means to save the city, and, by default, the world… A General Torchwood Fix-It.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Ianto J., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Patience and Determination by remuslives23 reviews
Jack was glad for his tendency to speak before he thought.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Beverage by Stossle reviews
Ianto provides beverages for the Torchwood team. But will it always be so? Short ficlet
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Carrots in His Sleep by Xrai reviews
Ianto talks in his sleep. About archives and pterodactyls and carrots but never to Jack. Until tonight. Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Don't by Quiet Time reviews
Why did Jack say "Don't" instead of "I love you too?" Disclaimer: I don't own any of them. I'm not that clever.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,466 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Baby don't you break my heart slow by Quiet Time reviews
Torchwood according to the song...Ianto/Jack Tosh/Owen Gwen/Rhys
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
You Are the Sparkle of My Eye by Jewel Queen reviews
Sort of parody of Twilight. Quick, humorous story wrapped in fluff. Contains implied slash, almost pre-slash. Gimli's got his eye on Legolas and he doesn't miss a thing! Especially when that silly elf starts being all intriguing and stuff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
That's Weird by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Ianto and Jack are having a debate and the rest of the team get involved. No spoilers. A reference is made to M/M sex.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Glastonbury by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Jack and Ianto sit down and watch some interesting television. Features the Doctor. Somewhat AU as this ignores COE and the Doctor's regeneration.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Accidental Lock In by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
The team get locked in for the night and have to entertain themselves. A bit of a fluffy one shot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Dabbling in Dictionaries by Your Angel of Music reviews
There don't seem to be many words in the dictionary that Jack doesn't know; but, as usual, that won't stop Ianto getting in the last word. Complete and utter crack. Written for the tw100 Drabble Challenge: Fancy Words.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Unidentifiable object by Tacroy reviews
Jack and Ianto finds a strange object. And they try to figure out what it is.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Heated Situation by Your Angel of Music reviews
Ianto finds himself in a very perilous situation indeed...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
I Have Seen The Rain by Your Angel of Music reviews
Every so often, Jack needs to be looked after as well, and Ianto is willing to give him whatever it is that he needs. Coda to "From Out Of The Rain". Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Square peg by cein reviews
Jack and Ianto attend a seminar, and learn a useful lesson
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
In Writing by Your Angel of Music reviews
One night in the Hub, Jack finds something in the pocket of his greatcoat which shows, in his own unique way, just how much Ianto cares. Jack/Ianto, rated for sexual situations.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Camping It Up by Your Angel of Music reviews
All Gwen wants is a peaceful camping holiday for the Torchwood Team, but Ianto and Jack have other ideas. Drabble, written for the Torchwood 100 prompt: "Heroes Gone Fishing". Jack/Ianto, rated for some sexual situations.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Kissed Me? by aubreysmom reviews
Missing scene from Seas. 1 Ep. 6, "Countrycide." After the "Who'd You Snog Last?" game ends with Jack glaring at Ianto, what happened while Gwen and Owen were off finding flesh-stripped bodies? Here's what I and my evil co-author thought...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A World Of Ianto's by Bad Mood Comfy Jim-Jams reviews
Humor/Janto. Title says it all. Thanks for reading.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Distraction by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Jack is distracting the guards...and the Torchwood Team
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Election Night by alphaangel reviews
Just a joke 'fic written while watching the election results. Nothing serious.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Smooshing by busybee6563 reviews
Ianto and Jack are on their own in the Hub, and Ianto has been doing some googling. He finds a new term. "Name-Smooshing". Drabble. Fluff. One-Shot. Drabble.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Distractions by w1nter reviews
For once there is absolutely nothing to do at Torchwood, and Jack is Bored with a capital B. Where's Ianto when you need him? Rated T for some mild sexual references - but nothing the kids can't handle. A fic consisting of much LOLZ. Please R&R! :D
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Beethoven Bond by immortalbeloved13 reviews
The unlikeliest of bonds forms over a shared interest in The Maestro
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Heat Wave Revelations by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Jack and Ianto have to have the obvious pointed out to them. Some mild sexual references. No spoilers.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Hofstadter Gaunt Duality by weasleytook reviews
Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Voldemort, Leonard H. - Complete
The Neutral Endgame Observation by Lady Lioness reviews
Raj walks into an office and walks out with his world forever changed. SHELDON/PENNY
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Rajesh K., Sheldon C. - Complete
And Other Observations by Solstice Zero reviews
Ianto heads off to the United States to attend annual conferences at the U.S. UNIT bases. He and Jack keep up an email correspondence during the trip. This is that correspondence. Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
No, I Am! by NitzMalfoy reviews
A mindless drabble. Jack and Ianto are arguing but what are they arguing about?
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
On the Formation of Negative Behaviours by mattmetzger reviews
Ianto's got a few bad habits. Some are to do with Torchwood, and some are not. Jack had a bad habit, and it's all because of Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
What Obsession: PDA by clawswrites reviews
Key Word: PDA. Some people love public displays of affection. Ianto ISN'T one of the them. Janto. Cuteness. 3rd Installment.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Organization is Very Important, Kids by FranktheSheep reviews
Owen, Gwen and Tosh have a question for Jack and Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Sonata by DSieya reviews
When Sheldon finds the piano, he doesn’t look like he believes what he’s looking at. sheldon/penny, oneshot, written for the fic/art swap
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C.
The Break In by starfish001 reviews
Written for the kink meme on Paradox. There's a break-in at the guys apartment and Sheldon is hurt. Penny makes him feel better. Rated M for sex and bad language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Sheldon Cooper Solidarity Enigma by petthekat reviews
The third and final part of my Penny/Sheldon series! Sheldon is attempting, as per his agreement with Penny, to find an available female with all the traits he believed Penny to be lacking - and Penny is forced to watch his progress. Or lack there of.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Stuck on the Road to Nowhere by PinkFairy727 reviews
Another short pre-Christmas fic. In which it snows and the SUV breaks down, leaving Jack and Ianto stranded. Jack/Ianto, Owen,
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
On The Ninth Day of Christmas by PinkFairy727 reviews
...The Rift Gave To Torchwood Three. A fluffy, pre-Christmas fic in which Team Torchwood and Rhys go ice-skating. Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Tosh/Owen
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Welsh Vowels by juliaspov reviews
Ianto ponders Jack's strange obsession with his Welsh accent. Set mid-season two. Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
MSN Torchwood by Well-Good-Luck-With-That reviews
The Torchwood team decide it's a good idea to get MSN untill Jack and Ianto get carried away...
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Everyone Should Have A Birthday by JonesIantoJones reviews
Ianto delivers Jack's coffee as he always does, but this time, he has a surprise in store. Fluffy One-Shot. Dedicated to ElrueFaerie.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Animals at Work by Flabagash reviews
“It’s quite an important position.... the presenter! And we all decided, who better to take on such a big responsibility as that than our confident, charismatic, dashing, boss?” Charmed Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
10 Songs Ianto Jones Never Wants To Hear Again by PinkFairy727 reviews
In which ABBA, The Wombles and The Charleston amongst other things cause Ianto to despair. Featuring: Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Owen, Tosh and a cameo by PC Andy. Slightly crackish. One swearword.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
5 Times Jack Met Rhiannon by PinkFairy727 reviews
In which punches are thrown, a triple date is a very bad idea and Rhiannon gets to wear the coat.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
April Fool by Candyland reviews
It's the first of April, and everyone is acting very strangely.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Goldilocks Hypothesis by kmd5133 reviews
The guys are returning home from the Arctic and Penny is excited about their return. a/n Originally started as a one shot, but needed a tidier bow. Thanks for the props!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Deus Ex Gunchina by HanuuEshe reviews
Snarky crack written for the Teaboy Challenge. AU of CoE.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Date Drabbles by PinkFairy727 reviews
Wherein Team Torchwood attempt to play the dating game. Pairings of both the canon and non-canon variety, of which there are too many to list individually. Written by myself & cindergirlgrimm
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009
To Warm You by minimumstitch reviews
The team supports Rhys's rugby team and Ianto plays matchmaker.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Wanted: Roommate Normal Need Not Apply by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
This is where I would write a summary, but I'm going to make you read it to find out what it's about. Ha!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Love Conundrum by Ayla Pascal reviews
Sheldon's idea of pillow talk is to explain the multiverse theory.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Valentine's Day Massacre by petthekat reviews
Penny and Sheldon's first Valentine's Day together. Set after Friends with Benefits. Fun little one-shot!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Friends With Benefits by petthekat reviews
How I think the 'Friends with Benefits' conversation should have gone. Part one of a Penny/Sheldon trilogy. Fluffy AND smutty!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,629 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Nitty Gritty Bits by mattmetzger reviews
Love isn't romantic, but it's real. And Ianto knows he's in love, simply because he hasn't killed Jack yet. #80 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes by PinkFairy727 reviews
Nightmares- just one of the many side-effects that come from giving your life over to Torchwood.' Strong Gwen/Ianto friendship with slight Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys and possible Tosh/Owen.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
Welsh by Just Gabz reviews
Random One Offs I can come up with to do with the Welsh language. Lemme know if I make any mistakes. Mostly Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Jump the couch by cein reviews
Torchwood mourns one of their own don't worry, it's a funfic! little bit of swearing included, nothing you won't have already heard on the show
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Cute as a Button by Solsbury Girl reviews
Ianto is frustrated when he is unable to command Jack's attention.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Reaction by Ceefax reviews
Drabble, featuring knitting.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
10 Phrases That Make Ianto Jones Shudder by PinkFairy727 reviews
Written for the 17th Jantolution Challenge, it does exactly what it says on the tin. Mostly humour with a little bit of hurt/comfort. Pairings: Jack/Ianto, the entire team appear, and another PC Andy cameo.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Obvious by mattmetzger reviews
Ianto thinks Jack is obvious, Jack thinks about his job, and Owen thinks the pair of them should stop making eyes at each other, because he's out of coffee. Jack/Ianto, oneshot, pointless.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Tops and tails by cein reviews
Torchwood must go undercover. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it :- Team fic
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Trip to Congress by ArtificialAorta reviews
In honour of the inauguration. Jack came to this treaty conference with two goals in mind: Make out with Ianto in front of Congress and meet Obama.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
In Which Things Begin by Aemilia reviews
Legolas and Gimli come to an understanding.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Cinq pas entre les Portes et l'Arbre by Alohomora reviews
Chaque famille a ses secrets. Cinq faits sur les membres de la famille Finnigan. Warning : Histoire basée sur les événements décrits dans ma fic, "Les Portes", ne tient donc pas compte des tomes 5, 6 et 7
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Seamus F., Sirius B. - Complete
Tu me complètes by Faro reviews
Bonjour. Fic sur la suite du film "The Dark Knight". Batman/ Joker. Relation Slash ou Yaoi à venir. Rating T pour le moment.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - French - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,227 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008
The Animagi Challenge by brionyjae reviews
Sirius tells Remus that the Marauders are going to become Animagi for him - includes Butterbeer, Broomsticks, and good ol' fluff. Challenge fic. Remus/Sirius slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Le complot de la Loreleï by Kikifan reviews
Post AWE. Beckett et Norrington se retrouvent morts et coincés ensemble dans le Davy Jones’ Locker tandis que Jack est embarqué de force par une dangereuse lady bien décidée à lui faire rammener Beckett d’entres les morts. Jack/Beckett/Norrington slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - French - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Cutler B., James N.
La fille qui avait l'habitude de faire la vaissell by NineveSaintAnge reviews
Yuri. Ginny/Luna. UA. Et cette fille c'était surement pas Luna. Elle elle passait plutôt son temps à rien. ou a faire des trucs limites...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
When They Knew by orphan mia reviews
A one-shot that is a series of thoughts surrounding the Fellowship and when they knew about Legolas and Gimli. Please Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Pink and Brown by bitterfig reviews
Mr. Pink and Mr. Brown the day before the robbery. Mr. Pink POV. Slash gone horribly awry.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Something Beautiful by Blossomwitch reviews
Warning: Slash. Before the battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli needs reminding of what he is fighting for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Gimli, Legolas
Bigger Things by Blossomwitch reviews
A sequel to "Little Things," but should read just fine as a stand-alone. At a party in Minas Tirith Legolas and Gimli move towards revealing their feelings for each other--impeded by Haldir. SLASH: LegolasGimli and implied ElladanElrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
The Last straw by Mantida reviews
Definitely the last sequel to 'The List'. When discussing the revelation about the certain Dwarf and Elf, Glorfindel suspects hereditary predisposition, and Elrond sees the future in dark colours. For both himself and Gimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Four days by Mantida reviews
Another sequel to 'The List'. On hearing The News about Legolas and Gimli, Éowyn is happy, Faramir overuses pronouns, and Galadriel gets affectionate. In consequence, Aragorn really wonders about the Dwarves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Aragorn
Who is a betting hobbit? by Mantida reviews
Sequel to 'The List'. On resemblance between Hobbits and Balrogs - Legolas talks to Merry and Pippin. - Is pouring wine over people a Shire wedding custom?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
The Wine and the Moon by Mantida reviews
Blatantly romantic LegolasGimli 'first kiss' story. Book-based, of course.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas
Legolas & Gimli by rubykateweasley reviews
A very short ficlet from a plot bunny. Legolas and Gimli slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Gimli, Legolas
Le Secret de ma mère by Alohomora reviews
Alors qu'en arrière fond la situation politique s'envenime, Draco Malfoy ne pense qu'à éclaircir le secret que sa mère cache. Il est prêt à tout pour le découvrir, même à s'intéresser à Harry Potter, la personne qu'il déteste le plus. hors tomes 5,6&7
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,709 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The closest she is ever going to get reviews
"The bastard doesn't notice a thing, of course. Oblivious to what he does to her. " Angsty not so romantic one-way romance. Sex implied.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
How to flabbergast Dr Sheldon Lee Cooper reviews
Penny found the perfect way to make Sheldon speechless. And maybe drool a little over her ...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Impossible Confession reviews
Drabble. What she would never admit ... Warning : quite crack-ish.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny - Complete
Happy Valentines Day reviews
How Penny and Sheldon spent Valentines Day in The Large Hadron Collision.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The WonderWoman Conundrum reviews
Penny is displaying an unexpected knowledge about superheroes.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Ya tell him not to do somethin' reviews
Mary Cooper knows how to make men do what she wants them to do.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Mrs. Cooper, Sheldon C. - Complete
Five stages reviews
Penny is having some rough time after her break-up with Leonard. Sheldon is always there when you don't expect him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
How Dr Sheldon Lee Cooper saved your life reviews
Complete and utter crack. The title speaks for itself.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny - Complete
You see me reviews
The first BBT fanfic I wrote. Penny is having some surprising thoughts during a random conversation. Set in The Vengeance Formulation 3x09 .
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Another type of fairy reviews
OS set after 1x05, which is also the episode right after Cyberwoman. Jack didn't get a lot of support from his team after his decision, but aren't we forgetting someone ? I thought the title was crappy, but it doesn't bother anyone else than me, so ...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Colleagues night reviews
Gwen always has great subjects to talk about ... OS, set somewhere in the middle of the first season.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Jack's way reviews
There are a lots of things Ianto will have to do Jack's way, whether he wants it or not ... Short OS, set after "Adrift".
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Come to pass reviews
La pluie. Une maison close. Six femmes au rez-de-chaussée, une à l'étage. Un homme. On n'échappe jamais à son passé. OS de retrouvailles; complete. Résumé pourri, comme d'habitude. Merci de laisser des reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
Reflect what you are reviews
A la veille de la cérémonie de remise des diplômes, Padma Patil nous fait une petite déprime. C'était sans compter sur Luna ... Os complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Padma P., Luna L. - Complete
Mirror reviews
La dernière personne que Draco Malfoy aurait pensé revoir un jour revient subitement dans sa vie afin de régler quelques comptes qui leur sont intimes ... Un résumé assez nul, je vous l'avoue. OS vaguement sombre, complet. Merci de laisser des reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, quand tu nous tiens reviews
A la mort de Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall se rend dans le bureau du défunt directeur pour ranger ses affaires personnelles, et se retrouve par inadvertance dans le dernier souvenir d'Albus qu'elle aurait voulu visiter ... OS écrit par mon meilleur ami.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow reviews
Vous ne vous êtes jamais demandé ce qu'il y avait sous la glace? Ce qui avait pu bien pousser Bellatrix et Lucius à se détester? Je me suis posé la question, et voici ma réponse. Complete. Reviews, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
Sous la neige reviews
La neige étouffe et dissimule bien des choses ... Fic achevée / époque des Maraudeurs
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete