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Joined 09-26-08, id: 1702198, Profile Updated: 09-07-16
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and NCIS.

Hi everyone,

So I used to be on this site under the penname of Hollandtheamoeba, what felt centuries ago, but I'm back hence the make-over.

So according to my tumblr (where I spend 95% of my time) I love nature, pretty dresses and all things nerdy. I am currently in my mid-20s looking for something forfilling or worth while and have come up with squat. (Hence my return) I leave my old stories up so I can compare work past and present. Apologies for the appalling gramar.

Currently working on a LOTR fic, Fire maiden and hoping to finish it sometime this century.. For everything else there's master card right? :D

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life.

Opening credits:

Waking up: John Legend-all of me

First day of school: Brandon Flowers-never get you right

Falling in love: The Coronas-Wont leave you alone

Fighting: Amy Winehouse-You know Im no good

Breaking up: The Killers- all these things that ive done

Driving: Robin thicke-blurred lines

Flashback: Darude-sandstorm

Mental Breakdown: Bruce Springsteen- Downbound train

Getting back together: Black Lab-Gone

Wedding: The Killers-I can't stay

Birth of a child: Vance Joy-Riptide

Final battle: Picture this-take my hand

Death scene: Jason Durulo-Want you to want me

Funeral: Sum41-With me

End credits: Hozier-Take me to Church

Toodles xoxo

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Through the Keyhole by Boogum reviews
A collection of Draco/Ginny one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 70,034 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Snake Charmer by x8xdanix6x reviews
Lily and Scorpius got off to the wrong start. Misunderstanding and prejudices keep them apart. Lily soon realizes that love is not something to risk losing. She hopes their love will be strong enough to last and that family ties will win in the end. Join Lily as she learns to get over her prejudices and learns that being true to herself is the route to happiness. LLPxSHP other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 324,131 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Seven Years by SiriuslyLoopyLupin reviews
Starting with Lily Luna's first year, this story follows her and the rest of the entire Potter-Weasley family through their seven years at Hogwarts as they encounter adventure, romance, sadness, and friendship that will change their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,195 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Contractual Obligations by enchantedstarlight reviews
Selling herself into a marriage contract, Ginny Weasley finds herself playing a dangerous game, ultimately pitting her husband against her lover, and a father against his son. NEW- Epilog is now UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,086 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] Lucius M. - Complete
Slytherin's Littlest Potter by Konflickted reviews
AU/Age Changes: Lily Potter was used to being the youngest, the most over looked, especially with a family like hers. Everyone had their own perfect counter part, except for her. When she finally arrives at Hogwarts, her life changes forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 212,370 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Crossing into Chaos by Emeraleyes reviews
In a world where Voldemort was never defeated, only pureblood, money and power matter. All that Ginny Weasley wanted was to survive in this pretentious world, but she ends up crossing a line and capatapulting herself into Draco Malofy's chaotic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 199,380 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Potter And The Weasley Kids Do Hogwarts by Elle Winters reviews
Rose is thinking of 'doing it' with Scorpius Malfoy, Al is unsure whether Leanne is really 'the one', Lily's trying to get 'that guy' to notice her, and Hugo's still banned from even going near an internet search engine. And James is, well, being James!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 63,424 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M.
Sunburn by GlowingRed reviews
Hermione's struggling to apply ample sunscreen to the whole of her back, and Ginny is more than willing to help. A trip to The Burrow's lake leads to a hot summer afternoon. Lemons, lemons! HG/GW. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Notes on Life with a Slytherin by Aerileigh reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots exploring the utter aggravation, periodic insanity, and the occasional total depravity of life with a Slytherin - and along the way, why it can be completely worth it. All Draco/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Alone by acaudill0068 reviews
Mostly Jackson/Lexie. So you guys finally broke me down. This fic is no longer complete and I've updated. Enjoy!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,900 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Jackson A., Lexie G.
100 DG Oneshots by VickyVicarious reviews
100 random oneshots of Draco/Ginny romance. Ratings, warnings, and a slightly more detailed summary inside. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,491 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Lapsus by imadoodlenoodle reviews
A lapsus is an involuntary mistake made while writing or speaking. According to Freud's early psychoanalytic theory, a lapsus represents a missed deed that hides an unconscious desire. A collection of 100 drabbles, mainly DG. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 43,669 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Radiant by fury-shashka reviews
There is always a choice to be made, and always a life to re-ignite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,794 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lucius M., Ginny W. - Complete
Checkmate by maryl reviews
Chuck and Blair are married, successful, and in love. They have everything Chuck could ever want, but leave it to Blair to want more. Set after college, slightly AU.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,385 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Not Feeling by teenage-dirtbag reviews
This is how Alex and Lexie not-feel with each other.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Alex K., Lexie G. - Complete
The Lady's Beginning by Jack Tamara reviews
Before she became the Lady of the House, Ginny Weasley tells the story of how she met and eventually married Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
DG Forum Writing Challenges by sanctuary-in-dreams reviews
Here are all the entries to the DG Forum's Writing Challenges. Includes: Dare Day, The Benevolence of Bananas and other lovely fruits, and hopefully more to come! R&R, and visit the DG Forum!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Boss's Secretary by Jack Tamara reviews
Ginny's boss will do anything to get in her pants...my take on the popular "secretary cliche"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Lady of the House by Jack Tamara reviews
All is not as it seems behind the walls of Malfoy Manor. I would know. I've been there before, and I've seen her: the Lady of the House.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
And She Drank The Poison by starlit skyes reviews
Just as she had left the Manor, Lucius had whispered into her ear. “Come to me,” he had said silkily. “You know you want to.” She had met his steely eyes as she stepped out of the house, and wordlessly, she had nodded. She did not know why, but she had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ginny W., Lucius M. - Complete
Truth or Dare with the Cullens by JessikaWithA'K reviews
What happens when the Cullen's go on a show of truth or dare poor poor Emmett AND HIS TALKING VAMP SQUIRREL its way better than it sounds just read and tell me what you think of it
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
Pressure by Sagagan reviews
Snape's thoughts on the night that Dumbledore is murdered. Oneshot. Written for a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Right Sort of Wrong Mistakes by SnowflakeGinny reviews
It was funny, Lily thought to herself. How one should know the difference between right and wrong and between good and bad. Somehow when it came to her and Scorpius things didn't go that way. starts as RW/SM than LLP/SM R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Purpose by SiriuslyLoopyLupin reviews
Written for a challenge to the quote "Your purpose isn't to lie there and look pretty," this oneshot contains a confrontation between Teddy and Victiore during the summer before her sixth year. T/V. Full fledge story to come later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
That's why you're Beautiful by McSexiefan reviews
My version of what happened after 5x10.it's a Mark and Lexie story in which Mark will struggle with himself and find happiness in the most unexpected places. You'll get to see Mark and Lexie relationship in progress . just give it a try please
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Mark S., Lexie G.
A Parody of Pearls by starlit skyes reviews
Ginny can't find the expensive pearl necklace her mother-in-law, Narcissa, gave her. She doesn't want to imagine how Draco would react. Join Ginny in her panic as she searches wildly for the dratted item of jewelry, and the hilarity that ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Glamorous Sky by FairyGrl92 reviews
“Hey Mike, congratulation” Lily said as she came up beside Scorpius who put his arm around her shoulder. “Congrats Scorpius” Lily told him as she got on her tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek. He grinned at her. COMPLETE LxS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,734 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Scorpius M., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2919 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
History Lessons by Tweedles reviews
Lily hates Slytherin. Scorpius hates Gryffindor. Has the last war taught them nothing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,021 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Drowned In The Grey Eyes She Hated by xXGrasshopperXx reviews
Guys bend backwards just to pass LilyP in corridors.But was she always like this?Who made her so irresistably hot?And theres still one cute Slytherin who seems impervious to her charm.Not like she wants to charm him.Or viseversa.But perhaps thatll change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sometimes you just have to jump by supermegafoxieawesomehot reviews
“We really are just partners aren’t we Booth? I thought that maybe just maybe you felt the same for me as I felt for you. I thought that maybe you saw it too but you dont... I'm such a fool." B&B Brennan tells Booth how she feels.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Cruel by rowan-greenleaf reviews
COMPLETE. Draco Malfoy -you know, the Slytherin sex god and prince regent of Hogwarts? Yeah, that one- he's a bastard. She thought she knew that. She was wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
When Fame and Fortune Unite by VirginAuthor reviews
Lily and Scorpius are finally a couple but when Scorpius proposes how will Draco react? Join the two as they struggle through wedding plans, marriage, family and children. Sequel to When Fame and Fortune Collide Rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,879 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M.
Love and Disappointments by Audrie Melone reviews
Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,442 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
When Fame and Fortune Collide by VirginAuthor reviews
Lily has started her 5th year at Hogwarts, but a mysterious person is still out there, bent on hurting her. Will Scorpius be able to save her? And what happens when Lily starts dating someone seriously? Sequel to "When Fame and Fortune Meet" Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,610 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Tower Rendezvous by fearblank reviews
LilyxScorpius - Lil bit Limey. Lily has quite a steamy encounter with one Mr. Scorpius Malfoy in one of the more secluded areas of the castle...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
When Fame Meets Fortune by VirginAuthor reviews
Scorpius and Lily meet on the train. They become the best of friends. How will their families react. The bonds of friendship will be tested on all sides. Can their friendship survive? considered complete. Look for the sequel When Fame and Fortune Collide
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,922 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 774 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
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Picking Sides reviews
An alternative side to the last months of the War. Draco Malfoy was found in OoP territory with no recollection of how he got there. Kept as their prisoner, where will his allegiance lie when both sides go head to head for the last time. Half canon, half AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Molly W.
Fairytales reviews
Set two weeks after the s09 terroist bombing of the NCIS building, Ziva David won't let no IV nor doctor stop her from seeing the man she loves. WARNING: spoiler s09 finale mention slightly AU as I haven't actually seen the finale myself! I hope you enjoy! Image taken from ncisspecialops.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Hell Hath no fury like a Veela scorned reviews
When a client of Hermione's gets on the wrong side of an important diplomat, they must suffer the consquences however unsual they may be..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Fire&Ice Productions reviews
A collection of DG drabble challenges, curtesy of the DG forum's Writing Challenges, which will also include some adjusted oldies...Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Drama of Drabbles! reviews
This is my addition to Sarah's challenge in the DG's 100 days 100 words challenge...Almost entirely re-written, seperate DG drabbles enjoy :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 15,728 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Cheater: The Forbidden Fruit reviews
Set during DH: with the wizarding world at war with the golden trio M.I.A, Ginny and Draco find themselves stuck with each other on the run, with both amusing and dangerous consequences! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M.
A Paradox of Feelings reviews
Written for the DG forum, Leigh's challenge, Draco Malfoy and Ginny expected to work together? Good luck with that one! Until they find themselves in a paradox of feelings...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Many a message reviews
Written for DG forum, AU, Draco and that damn eyebrow!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Strawberry Mania reviews
Written for the DG forum, Roma's drabble challenge, Draco learns the way of the strawberry in the hands of a fiery red head.. -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Trials&Tribulations reviews
Written for Lunar's writing challenge on the DG forum. A certain bride-to-be must complete a rather awkward task..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Two's a charm reviews
a one/shot for the proposal challenge...flighty little Lily...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Cross reviews
Part of the Evanescence/Within Temptation challenge...Rodolphus Lestrange looks back on his marriage to Bellatrix....one-shot...please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete