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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Batman, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter.

Hi!! My name is Carlin (aka. Amazingly Awesome Vertically Challenged Nerd), and I'm from Canada!

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Peter Pan Does Your Fandom (and His Own) by Salome Sensei reviews
Peter Pan plays in Neverland and invades various fandoms with characteristically wicked glee. Crossovers include Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, SamCham, Inuyasha, FMA, and Naruto. And 3 Neverland stories. New Pan/Hook story for 2014!
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Peter Pan
Curdle by Torean reviews
Edward Elric from milk's point of view, I guess... RoyEd, "humor"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*MEFA 2010 nominee!* And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls. . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Parodies Of A Songing Nature by Aimee in Whaleland reviews
So as you may have guessed, I am now parodying all of the Sweeney Todd songs. No, this is not the first parody of Sweeney songs and I'm assuming it won't be the last. Oh well. They get stupid; you have been warned. Final chapter is uploaded.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,989 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
A Girl Can Still Hang With the Boys by Ruby Tyra reviews
True? You bet for the Fullmetal Alchemist. For someone who has been hidding her gender for years, she has proven that time and time again. However, can she keep it a secret? And if it does come out, what will the outcome be? FemEd. Pairings? Possible!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,106 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Lord of the Rings: I Just Love Hobbits by PandaFire McMango reviews
LOTR parody. It's my attempt at being funny. Written in Cleolinda style, if anyone knows who that amazing writer is. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009
Alternate Ending for New Moon by jaxidy reviews
This story picks up in the toward the end of NM when Bella is trying to save Edward from the Volturi. This time she's not fast enough to get there first... This is going to break your heart... but Jacob's more. Please re-read ch.8 before reading ch.9
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Can You Hear Me Now? by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's been in an accident in Phoenix and moves to Forks. She can't talk. Her vocal cords are ruined and her sight is impaired but getting better. She accidently sits with the Cullens and feels almost at peace with them. The big twist? Read the story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella
We Will Be Together in the End by SaveMyHeart reviews
In Twilight, Edward trys to protect Bella from everything he can. What if there is something that he can't protect her from, no matter how hard he trys? All Human. Rated T for depressing scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Step At A Time by ScarletRubie reviews
Nessie is 16 and has a chance at trying out the 'normal life' but as always secrets are told and things happen, many surprises are ahead for her but is she really ready for it? nessieXjacob Full summary inside -toodles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,915 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Random Moment with the Cullens by bat-with-butterfly-wings reviews
I know that everyone writes these but they ARE fun to write so yeah rated T for language and stuff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
When He Bit Her by snuggle the muggle reviews
Bella’s transformation and the immediate aftermath through Edward’s eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
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The Couch reviews
Edward's short rant on fanfiction writers. Crackfic. Rating due to Edward's pottymouth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Edward vs Edward reviews
Edward Elric vs Edward Cullen, the Ultimate Showdown! oneshot crack fic! please R&R
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
From the Shadows reviews
A Romeo & Juliet type story. Two unexpected lovers are finally brought together. but is it too good to be true? slash, Severus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Sacrifices reviews
Oneshot. Edward's thoughts when he dies...That sounds so morbid!... Oh well :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
My Angel in the Darkness reviews
Bella Swan lives happily in Phoenix, until her parents are tragically killed in an accident. Overcome with grief, she moves to Forks to live with her Uncle Phil, where she meets a handsome, mysterious guy who helps her cope with the pain. Could it be lov
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
If you could see the other side of me reviews
After the Joker drives them both insane and in love with a teen pop star, Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson are in no fit condition to take on their superhero roles. But now a new man is prepared to take on the role of Gotham's elite saviour... PLEASE RXR!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Alfred P.
Hide And Seek reviews
Edward's POV, when James lures Bella to the ballet studio, with my own version of the ending. is a lot better than it sounds. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward - Complete
Wish you were here reviews
Takes place in Eclipse. Bella decides not to make Edward stay with her during the fight against the newborns How could this desicion have changed their lives? Well, read to find out! BTW chapter titles are major spoilers! Please Review! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete