Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
"Hmmm... my initial impression of you as a reader? I hate you."
IRL Name: XXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX
Born in: San Francisco, California at Kaiser Hospital
Current Residence: Bend, Oregon
Sex: I enjoy looking at pretty girls, and I'm not a lesbian... figure it out.
Likes: Original stories that don't involve crossovers... or time travel. (Seriously wtf is up with it being so popular?) Good OC Characters... 1337sp3@k
Loves: Pplz who leave good reviews =p
Dislikes: People who discriminate against other peoples cultures... and the French (lol)
Dreams: "I'm NOT gonna be Hokage someday!" (and neither is Naruto)
Hobbies: ... I have plenty of hobbies.
About Naruto and fanfics...
Most hilarious Naruto parody I've ever seen (my view of the world of Naruto in a nutshell: LEGEND OF TEH UBER HAX
Ok... so I can't draw- its why I write. I looked for a while and found the closest thing I could to a Naruto image for my fic ANBU... also Hinata.
Sasu/Death, pain, suffering aka Sakura (get what they deserve)
Things I hate:
- Unoriginal/ overused story themes (get your own frickin ideas!)
-Crappy grammer/ spelling
-Poorly made OCs
-Stories w/o conflict... of course things will go to crap when people learn about Kyuubi etc... gawd! (Hinata/Sasuke are exceptions)
-Undeveloped characters and plot... (example: chapter 3- "I love you Naruto" "I love you too Hinata" doesn't happen that easily... know your characters)
-Black and white- shades of gray ftw!
-Constantly editing my own stuff because I make the same mistakes =(
Things I love:
-Dark and edgy authors who write what they want to write
-Writing that makes one's heart ache in pain or in joy! Yay for fluff and angst!
-Clever spins on classic Naruto... read Blind
-Unique relationship with Naruto and Kyuubi that's not friendship or hatred... and something more original then them fusing...
-Very, very, very well done AU's
-Completed fics with a good ending and a better sequel!
ANBU -Naruto divergent continuation -In progress, on hiatus until 5/15/14 -Will complete overhauls before resuming.
The Gold Watch -Complete. -Naruto/Doctor Who crossover.
Guardian: Reloaded! -Alternate universe. Naruto vampire story. -In progress, on hiatus until 5/15/14
NARUTREK -Alternate universe. Naruto cast in the Star Trek universe circa 2405 (no Trek characters). -In progress, on hiatus until 5/15/14
The Vagabonds -Naruto alternate timeline. -In progress, on hiatus until 5/15/14 -Will complete overhauls before resuming.
See you guys after boot camp!