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Joined 09-26-08, id: 1702708, Profile Updated: 03-18-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hi. It's summer! I like to write in my freetime. It's a pretty good combination. Life is a funny, I've got to say. I've had so many ups and downs, so many adventures through life. I'm happy though, right now. I've been writing and drawing and reading.

My love for Twilight Fanfiction has never burned stronger.

I love Edward! I love Jasper! I Love Rosalie! I love Alice! I love Angela! (...and all different versions of them.. Geekward, Playerward, and Confusedward...and an Amishward.. are kinda my favorites..:)

I'm an optimistic, opportunistic, over-analyzing, silly, silly girl who is full of hope for the future. I'm eighteen, living it uppp the grand suburban town known as Ashland, Mass, population 15,383. It's tiny. There's isn't a movie theater, a shopping mall, a bowling alley, for at least one town over. But we do have an ice arena. And a very nice library. I know all the librarians there by name. They are all lovely people. And these, below, are my loves and likes :)

*loves: drawing:

likes: calligraphy: http://www.youtube.com/user/pinkdogsarehappy

loves: poetry: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/658539/

*Words Found Along the Way:Here is just where I will be putting words I have found that I just ABSOLUTELY love for their definitions, or that they are just fun to say, and either way, you just dont get to use them enough, or that are just wierd. Not right. The words you see and and ask 'Why?'

Concede: v. admit that something is true and valid after first denying or resisting it. Eldritch: adj. wierd and sinister, or ghostly. Myopic: n. nearsightedness. lack of imagination, foresight, or intellectual insight.Gua-ran-tee: v. a formal promise or or assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled. How: adv. in what way or manner; by what means. Used to ask about the condition or quality of something. Used to ask about someone's physical or mental state. Used to ask about the extent or degree of something. The way in which; that. Clandestine: adj. kept secretive or done secretively especially because illicit. Travesty: n. a false, absurd, or distorted representation of something. Altercation: n. a noisy argument or disagreement especially in public. Pertain: v. be appropriate, relating, or applicable. Destitute: adj. without the basic necessities of life Trollop: n. a woman perceived as sexually disreputable or promiscuous. Denigrate: v. criticize unfairly; disparage. Dysphoria: n. a state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with life; the opposite of euphoria. Odious: adj. extremely unpleasant; repulsive. Pique: n.a feeling of irritation or resentment resulting from a slight especially to one's pride. Silhouette: n. the dark shape and outline of someone or something visible against a light background, especially in dim light. Ubiquitous: adj. present, appearing, or found everywhere. Catharsis: n. process of releasing, and thereby providing relief from strong or repressed emotions.

*last but not least, Quotes:

"All you ever gotta do is be a good man, one time, to one woman, and that'll be the end of the road."
- Janis Joplin, Cry Baby

"An excellent consolation in its way, but it will not do for us. We do not suffer by accident."
- Elizabeth Bennet, from Pride and Prejudice

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.'"
- Erma Bombeck

"The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold."
- Kahlil Gibran

"Presuck my genital situation"
- George Carlin on airline announcements

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Because it's a book about a man who doesn't know he's about to die. And then dies. But if a man does know he's about to die, and dies anyway...Dies--dies willingly, knowing that he could stop it, then--I mean, isn't that the type of man who you want to keep alive?"
-Stranger Than Fiction

"An"Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness."
- Chinese Proverb

"If I can take pot roast rods and have a one-of-a-kind invention, believe me, people can do what they set their minds to."
- Marjorie Joyner

"You cannot suck your own lollipop"
- Facebook Notification

"Nothing says I love you like when your boyfriend slaps your ex with his wiener."
- ninapolitan, Bella Swan Diaries

"Yeah, me and Daniel had a wand fight in the bathroom --god, it sounds wrong-UMMM, yeah so..."
- Tom Felton on Harry potter and the half blood prince

"I'm so busy blowing sunshine up your ass here, the flowers will die from lack of rain.”
- algonquinrt, Mr. Horrible

"The Edward doll will come with the character's "shimmering complexion" and "trademark gold eyes."
- The 'Edward Doll' description (yes, there IS an actual RPatz doll..)

02/13/09-You know what I just realized? I think I'm obsessed with Twilight. I'm serious. And I was surprised. I mean I'm not one of those people who shouts "I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN" or "BELLA SHOULD GO AND DIE!" ('cause personally I think Bella completes Edward and he just wouldn't be the same with anyone else), but here I am reading all these Twilight fanfics, ONCE I had read the whole series, and then writing my OWN stories, and in my free time drawing pictures of Edward, or Bella, or Edward AND Bella, and listening to podcasts about Twilight.. yes, so I guess I am officially obsesed...

Words Found Along the Way:Here is just where I will be putting words I have found that I just ABSOLUTELY love for their definitions, or that they are just fun to say, and either way, you just dont get to use them enough, or that are just wierd. Not right. The words you see and and ask 'Why?'

Concede: v. admit that something is true and valid after first denying or resisting it. Eldritch: adj. wierd and sinister, or ghostly. Myopic: n. nearsightedness. lack of imagination, foresight, or intellectual insight.Gua-ran-tee: v. a formal promise or or assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled. How: adv. in what way or manner; by what means. Used to ask about the condition or quality of something. Used to ask about someone's physical or mental state. Used to ask about the extent or degree of something. The way in which; that. Clandestine: adj. kept secretive or done secretively especially because illicit. Travesty: n. a false, absurd, or distorted representation of something. Altercation: n. a noisy argument or disagreement especially in public. Pertain: v. be appropriate, relating, or applicable. Destitute: adj. without the basic necessities of life Trollop: n. a woman perceived as sexually disreputable or promiscuous. Denigrate: v. criticize unfairly; disparage. Dysphoria: n. a state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with life; the opposite of euphoria. Odious: adj. extremely unpleasant; repulsive. Pique: n.a feeling of irritation or resentment resulting from a slight especially to one's pride. Silhouette: n. the dark shape and outline of someone or something visible against a light background, especially in dim light. Ubiquitous: adj. present, appearing, or found everywhere

Thanks for reading C: and also, feel free to PM me! i love'em i love'em!

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14712 - Favs: 12,287 - Follows: 5,604 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soap Suds by Dance Elle Dance reviews
"I was just trying to see what the fuss was all about." Darcy catches Loki in the shower, and...well, it wasn't necessarily an accident. LokiDarcy, oneshot
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Callous by i'm not ulysses reviews
It's a two-way street.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Discord by labyrinthinemelange reviews
Sequel to "Mendacity." Thor and Jane are happily married, and Loki is a god once again, but the tranquility is quickly shattered when an unexpected visitor arrives on Asgard bearing troubling news.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Science of It All by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: That clutching, awful, cold, hot, flashing, clawing, cluttering sensation curling its way through my stomach, tearing its way down my vertebrae, winding and trailing and ending up somewhere in my throat. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
And I'm the Father! by zara2148 reviews
Written for the norsekinkmeme prompt: "Darcy knocks up Loki." It's always awkward trying to break news to friends/ex-enemies...
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Chapter 0 JamFilled Jaspers by Fanfic My Fanfic reviews
FANFIC OF WIDE AWAKE BY ANGSTGODDESS003. Before Bella moved in next door, Edward spent his nights differently. One weekend Carlisle is out of town, Emmett throws a party. What happens when Edward and Jazz both have a little too much to drink? E/J slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3784 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Darkside of Twilight by Bella'sExecutioner reviews
AU/CC Chap. 1: Edward killed Bella, awakening an epic battle of light/dark with slippery shades of gray & revealing the origin of the vampire race and its possible future. Winner of Two Sparkle Awards: Best AU/Best OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,422 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fixation by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 347 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 16021 - Favs: 7,232 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Part of Your World by crackbabby reviews
Of three things I was absolutely certain. First: Edward Cullen was a mermaid. Second: There was some part of him, and I wasn't sure how potent that part might be, that wanted my guinea pig. Third: I was absolutely and irrevocably weirded out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Shadow of a Wing by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
A snowstorm. A delayed flight. Christmas Eve. Not the best time to run into that guy from high school who ignored you in bio class. Written for Gondolier and Profmom72 for Twilight Gift Exchange. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Seven Days In April by inadaze22 reviews
They were still the same people with the same problems on either side of a bathroom door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,097 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If You're Reading This by RobinCullen05 reviews
Bella finds a letter Edward wrote to her while serving in Iraq. Slightly based off the song 'If you're reading this'. ONE-SHOT. All human EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 293 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
My Notebook Will Explain by notnowgarrison reviews
The juniors are given a pen pal project for the summer. Who is this mysterious "Insane of Mind" Bella keeps writing to? Who is "Quite Clumsy" Edward is falling in love with? What happens when they start pouring their souls out to each other? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,777 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5146 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8928 - Favs: 15,020 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Sparkly Book of Lols by Iskeirka reviews
Armed with the keyboard at my fingertips and my hatred of all thing Twilight, I endevour to tear Twilight to shreds in your eyes, and if I can crack you up laughing in the process, all the better. This is what would happen if I was Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
It Should Be Me by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
What Jasper knows by TheBoyOnSpinnersEnd reviews
Jasper knew. I was so sure.-An Edward and Leah fanfic. Edward/Leah, post BD, different P.O.V's! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Edward, Leah - Complete
Confessions of a Sinner by SevenSinners reviews
7 Sins, 7 Authors, 7 One-shots
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Perfect Name by hit-the-duckies reviews
Why do only four family members get representation in the demonspawn's name? That just ain't right.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What did you do to Bella? by BerryBella reviews
EMMETT!" I yelled "What did you shove up her nose?" Her hair was dyed a horrendous electric blue with iguana green stripes. Oh my god. "And WHAT did you do to her hair?" Funny! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
Just One by I-Can-Spell-Confusion-With-A-K reviews
I sometimes make mistakes. Just one mistake, Granger. Just one. When Hermione goes looking for help in all the wrong places she just hopes she can learn from her mistakes. Draco knows sometimes all it takes is just one mistake to ruin a life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,296 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Accidental Kiss by bethaboo reviews
Bella is the heir to Summit Beverages, and Charlie has just hired the famous football player, Emmett McCarty, to be their new spokesman. Uptight Bella and Emmett's agent, the charming Southern Edward Cullen, just don't get along. Sparks fly. AU AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Interesting Is Not A Word by Mac-alicious reviews
Just Listen: We all know that according to Owen, interesting is not a word. Annabel x Owen Futurefic. Drabble-y ficlet.
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
After All is Said and Done by KuteKitsune21 reviews
After the Sailor Starlights left, everyone assumes Usagi is still the same person. They assume that none of the events of the past years have changed her. She's still the same person on the outside, but is she? Beware: Sexual Content and Graphic Conten
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,316 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
One Last Hurrah by OliviaJane reviews
While Edward is away hunting, Emmett is left in charge of keeping an eye on Bella. Come along as they play one of the most ridiculous games to ever be created. Pure Emmett and Bella silliness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
That Time of the Month by Dinosaur Pixie reviews
One shot about bella and edward haha
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Jasper's Shock by OldRuins reviews
When everyone but Bella, Edward, and Jasper are out hunting and Jasper goes up to Carlisle's office to get a book, but before he goes in he hears a comprmising conversation going on between Bella and Edward. *funny innuendo*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
A Summary of Twilight by nevermore199 reviews
A summary of the first book in the Twilight series. You want facts, you got 'em right here.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oops? by l'heure bleue reviews
—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Help by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than One Kind of Pain by I-Can-Spell-Confusion-With-A-K reviews
After Harry hits Draco with that curse in year 6, Hermione feels herself feeling strangely guilty. After she volunteers to help him recover, will she learn something about him she never knew? Will Draco learn something about himself that he never believed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pathetic by I-Can-Spell-Confusion-With-A-K reviews
Granger was dead. Granger was dead and everyone was acting like the sun had burnt out, like life was no longer worth living, like they should all just walk straight into the lake with their mouths open and drown. Pathetic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Battle Scars by rcaqua reviews
Charlie wonders if it's his fault.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Numb by VampirexLove reviews
This is a Oneshot that takes place during Bella's difficult months in New Moon. We know Bella tore her stereo out of her truck...this is her story of that day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
The Other Daughter by Lomesir reviews
Alice's mother reflects on those last agonizing days she shared with her horror child, Mary Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Maybe Not Tonight by bunniko reviews
Rough spot in the marriage of Usagi and Mamoru
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2001 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
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Pieces of Him reviews
Edward is devastated when Angela breaks up with him. The one girl who knew everything. Player Eddie has returned. Will Bella be able to see past his games, break his defenses and pick up the pieces he unknowingly left behind? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,453 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Crystal Tear reviews
Edward gets amnesia, and doesn't remember anything. The only vaguely familiar thing is the sound of Bella's voice. With Bella's help will he recover his memories? And more importantly, will he remember their relationship? ExB AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just When I Thought
When Bella and Renesmee are killed, Edward doesn't see the point in living. But killing yourself isn't that easy when you are a vampire.*ONE SHOT* Post-Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward - Complete