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Joined 09-27-08, id: 1702953, Profile Updated: 06-12-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hello, welcome to my page :)

I originally only created a fanfic account to leave nonanonymous reviews. But all of a sudden ideas popped up. Out of plain old nowhere. I often don't write stories down, walking around, narrating my life in my head. Much of my work has been lost due to my poor memory.

I love creative writing, but essays and the like are the bane of my existence.

I often barely recognize my own language because I'm so colloquial in reviews and when I speak out loud, and much more eloquent when I creatively write.

Out of all these self-observations came my very first fanfic, and the rest following.

Favorite pairings: EdwardxBella, AlicexJasper, QuilxClaire, JacobxLeah, but I don't write much. I like to read them. :D

Things I do besides write: Cheerleading, singing, school, the works. I was pretty sure I was born in the wrong decade. (I'd like to think I should have been born in the early 60's. Then I would have been a teenager for Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, and I would have gotten the 80's too :D) As I was saying, I was pretty sure I was born in the wrong decade, but right now is awesome, because I get Twilight :)

Things I like in FF's: Canon pairings, femslash, parodies breaking the fourth wall, non-parodies not breaking the fourth wall (did you follow that?), obscure pop culture references, general awesomeness.

Things I hate in FF's: JacobxEdward (seriously, it's never gonna happen), author self-inserts/Mary Sues, out-of-character without a warning, the fourth wall being broken in non-parodies, POV changes (ohhh how I hate them) general nonawesomeness.

Check out some great authors, such as Leiaaa, twilight22lover, jasperinmyroom, and more down at my "Favorite Authors" section :)


As I hate putting disclaimers on every story I write, here is the universal:

I do not own any of the stories for which I write fanfiction, and I do not own their characters. The works my fanfictions are based off of are the property of the writers, and anyone else involved in ownership. I also do not own any brand-name products, places or music mentioned in my fanfiction, and I do not own any music my fanfiction is based on unless otherwise stated.

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The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Awareness by Darthishtar reviews
It's Ginny's 6th year and there are more urgent things on her mind than holidays, but a fellow member of the DA makes sure she's not forgotten. Friendship, mush and a little bit of angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
Love and Gravity by hotandcold reviews
Two years after Jacob ran off end of Eclipse , a stranger shows up in La Push looking for answers. She finds the Quileutes and a place to call home. She also finds out she has special "gifts" that tie her to the Quileutes, and, ultimately, to Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,178 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Jacob - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8844 - Favs: 7,532 - Follows: 3,902 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Things by nikkiRA reviews
So I absolutely love reading these things, so here is my attempt at writing them. 10 things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,113 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Hello, Edward by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
If you were given six months to live, wouldn't you do whatever you could to make them the best of your life? Even if you were all alone? ExB. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,375 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choice by EdwardsLily reviews
It doesn't matter to us, Al. But if it matters to you, you'll be able to choose. One-shot. How Albus and Scorpius became best friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Canon by SideKick55 reviews
The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,528 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goddaughters and Black Russians by laratoncita reviews
/'If you so much as look at her the wrong way you'll find yourself with your back against the wall, neck jerked up at an impossible angle, and her voice in your ear, "Just who the ---- do you think you are?"'/ Rated for language. Drabble. Revised.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Leah - Complete
Shouldn't by rainbowfish22 reviews
Leah probably shouldn’t have smelled as good as she did. Leah/James drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Leah, James - Complete
Drabbles for Bella by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
I may be crazy, and I may be stupid, but I've decided to do a series of drabbles, one for each day that Edward is away from Bella in New Moon. Brace yourselves... 'T', for angst. NOW COMPLETE. FINALLY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 198 - Words: 42,554 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Day Good Literature Died by MarilynSuzanne reviews
vParodyV I suck at summaries. FURS STORI NO FLAM PRPZ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'll keep hoping, as she keeps dreaming by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Was I really ready to lose her, for real this time? Forever? Of course not. Angst. ExB. Was OneShot-- now TwoShot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella is Going Insane by BerryBella reviews
Bella, put the broom down." Edward said slowly. "No, Jasper’s going to come in here and start singing." 1st fanfic! Mild language. Weird.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Distractions by SCREAMINGwhispers reviews
All Alice wanted to do was read a book... Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Saying Goodbye by EdwardsLily reviews
Oneshot: Jacob didn't go get Charlie, in Breaking Dawn, and the Cullens had to hold a funeral for Bella. How did the people of Forks respond? Bella's friends and family gather around her to say goodbye.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distorted Diving by Red Sky at Morning reviews
She never jumped that day. Warnings inside for each chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward
Cloudbank by Ellered reviews
Bella/Edward fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Mia by Nouvelle reviews
Lunch time misunderstandings are the best ones of all. Oneshot Bella x Edward AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Butter! by la saboteuse reviews
Was anyone else saddened by the lack of newly-wed bliss in BD? Collected oneshots of what their honeymoon could have been like! NO lemons,but plenty of fluffy goodness along with some character exploration.Started writing before BD,so locations may vary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Underestimated by laratoncita reviews
A ceremony, a party, and a rejected dance. The story of Sam and Emily's wedding, and how Leah finally moves on. Leah-centric. One-shot. Rated for mentioned violence.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Leah - Complete
Forgive Me by TweetyPie85 reviews
After Bella's changed, she finds a moment to tell Carlisle the truth about her transformation. But what happens when the one person she's desperate to hide the truth from finds out?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
tennis menace by nonotoriouss reviews
Bella's old friend comes to visit and tells the Cullens something about Bella's past with sports.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Game On by Darthishtar reviews
Baseball, Denali vs. Cullens style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Supernatural by caffeineaddict13 reviews
Fifteen 100-word short stories based on the word supernatural. Various pairings, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Dueling Pianos by locqua reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Rosalie & Edward attempted to play piano together? Chances are it wouldn't be pretty. Here's a look at Rosalie & Edward acting on their worst behavior! One-shot, pre-Twilight, referenced in "Music Lessons" Chapt 4.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Merci, Ma Chere by lenny85 reviews
Bella is a writer in Paris who just has no inspiration left. Will she find some one day in the park? Can you say Parisian Edward? BXE Unique. Oneshot. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Interrupter by Leiaaa reviews
A collection of funny conversations that go on between Edward - 'The Interrupter' - and various Twilight characters. Just added chapter 3 - a conversation between Edward and Jasper. Alice makes an appearance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Edward, Jasper
Dreams by Leiaaa reviews
A series of short stories that have to do with the wolf pack. Each pack member has an opinion on imprinting, their dreams are a reflection of their feelings on the matter. Sort of Leah-centric. Chapter 1 is boarderline T/M. The rest is T. Ch. 7 Jacob!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Leah
Tub Time by PassionforTwilight reviews
Short, fluffy piece with our favorite vampires. Takes place after Breaking Dawn...spoilers possible.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hungry Eyes by herosexual reviews
Edward and Emmett, at home, alone, the door is closed. Anything could happen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Falling Face Over Feet Is More Graceful, Anyway by thunder skies reviews
It's really sad when I can truthfully say that my period makes me act like a werewolf." Claire suffers a fall, and Quil saves her. Kind of. Quil/Claire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Being Embry Call by Leiaaa reviews
Leah used to be the beautiful sweetheart of La Push but hate and bitterness pushed her over the edge. Leah's fall from grace told from Embry's prospective. What does Embry think of Leah? Find out here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Embry, Leah - Complete
March 16, 2006 by Leiaaa reviews
In the Clearwater family, March 16, 2006 is the day that Harry Clearwater died of a heart attack; the day that Seth and Leah phased for the very first time.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Leah, Seth
Roses by Llyxius reviews
It's an anniversary, and a man thinks about the things that he and she both loved.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2001
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Big As The Sky reviews
Blackwater oneshot based on "Running Bear Loves Little White Dove," made popular in the fifties and adapted by summer camps.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon reviews
A series of oneshots based on the Pink Floyd album "The Dark Side of the Moon." T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008
Vanity reviews
Rosalie's thoughts at the end of New Moon. Quick oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Immortality reviews
She always thought he was worth the sacrifice. A gold medal among plenty honorable mentions. Then she suddenly won a prize that was meant for the winner of a contest she bowed out of. Oneshot, 130 words, long A/N. Slightly mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella - Complete
Grocery Store reviews
One-shot. Bella goes grocery shopping for herself and Charlie. First fanfic. Drabble with a hint of fluff. Post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete