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Joined 09-27-08, id: 1702958, Profile Updated: 09-11-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hello you lovely person visiting my profile page. It's so touching that you would take the time to read this pointless profile!

What's with the pic: hah.

Now, who am I? Well, I'm not really sure who I am too much at the moment, but I certainly hope I'll be one of those people who can make an impact on your life.

Though I'll tell you this: I'm a 17 year old girl with a wicked-crazy passion for reading, writing, and TWILIGHT. (Though I like a zillion other books, too.) I'm a short loser-y dork who smiles WAY too much. I love my best friends, I love my family, and I LIKE my boyfriend! =) I LOVE mascara! I have every brand, and I put about two pounds of it on every day along with not-so-heavy eyeliner - and I'm proud of it! I forgive so easily - just please don't make me upset. I'm a bit rude, then. Talk to me, and I'm sure I'll LISTEN. My name is Lucy but I chose the screen name Total-Book-Slut because I love books! There is pretty much me falling in love with a character EVERY TIME. Then, when I read another book, I cheat on my love for that one specific character and fall in love all over again. ;p

Please know that I'm probably one of the most compassionate, understanding people you will ever meet! (Please note that on some occasions I tend to swear like a sailor.)

Oh and YES I am continuing my story! I am one determined woman! Just don't hate me if I don't update every few seconds, people. There's something called real life.

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to PM me right away. I usually get back to them real soon unless I'm super busy.

Go check out super-duperr's profile and stories - you WON'T be disappointed!: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1954770/super-duperr
She and I have a whole bunch in common.

I love all of my reviewers to peices!

Links for Finding Mr. Right:

Bella's outfit for chapter 15 (please imagine it without the big ol' scarf!): http://www.denimology.co.uk/2008/11/hilary_duff_1.jpg

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 5,007 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3205 - Favs: 4,650 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,192 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Can Tango by Angelznight3000 reviews
Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,684 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dateless For Too Long by softballgirl1136 reviews
Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Playing God and the Vampire of the Odd by dreaminspired reviews
We were killing the planet. So the Volturi ordered death for most of mankind. I expected Edward to take my life when we first met, not guard over it. It was the beginning of many shocking events. Post-apocalyptic tale; full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Trip for a Walk by AlkalineLeigh reviews
When Bella's best friend,Alice,enters her into America's Next TopModel, life may change for the better or worse. While Bella fights to be on top and actually get something out of life, she finds herself falling for one of the judges,Edward Masen.All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8691 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 5,087 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Fame and Fate by ericastwilight reviews
Best selling author Isabella Swan is pushed to play the lead role from one of her books. Edward Cullen is the sexy, younger actor playing her love interest on and off screen. But love in the spotlight is hard and there is a threat. On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,738 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,329 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Cover Your Flaws by Twilight.Eclipse101 reviews
Bella recently moved to attend Stephenie Meyer University, Edward is a major player. Can she influence him or is it him who influences her? Discover love, friendship and life. ExB. All Human. I know cliche but please give it a go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,256 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Prep by casabellax reviews
Bella Swan. Generic small town girl with her own way of going about things. Riverside Prepatory School. Snarky girls and drama are just the tip of the iceberg. Edward Cullen... enough said. OOC/AU/AH RATED FOR SMALL LEMON S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,806 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11615 - Favs: 8,506 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19435 - Favs: 12,163 - Follows: 5,568 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Irresistible by paulinatheweena reviews
Edward is a player. And Bella is new at Forks High School. She won't tolerate his man-whoreish ways-no matter how hard he tries. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,299 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella
Dreams Of Gold by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Bella is a 16 yr old Olympic gymnast for the USA. Edward Cullen is the all around American and World Swimming Champion, and gold medal favorite at only 18. Going for the Gold takes on a whole new meaning when these two champions meet in an all out competi
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,379 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spring Lake by sarahbellxx reviews
All human. Can one summer really change your whole life and bring love? Six new friends spend their last summer before entering the "real world" at a beach house in Spring Lake. Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,193 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008
It's Just a Bet by dress up romance xx reviews
Bella is the new arrival in Forks, best known to the male population as FRESH MEAT. Edward Cullen is infamous for his way with the ladies, so his friends decide to challenge his charm. Can he win their money or will he fail miserably? Bella isn’t as innoc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,500 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unwelcome Past and True Eternity by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
After Edward left Bella in Forks, 2 years later, Bella gets into a car accident and gets changed. But who changed her? And, 40 years later, Bella meets the Cullens in high school. Only...a lot has happened in 40 years. Lots of romance and fluff! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,851 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8199 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Out by Angel Ren reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! Fluff! Vampire baseball - with Bella. The newborn gets her shot at swinging the bat and playing the game. Pure EdwardxBella fluff. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To hear you for the first time by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: This is a one shot, taken from Breaking Dawn pages 752-754. Edward's POV of hearing Bella's thoughts for the first time...ENJOY! Won 2nd place for Most Romantic K-T on Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So Not Typical Boarding School by citystars reviews
When 17 year old Bella Swan attends the prestigious Waverly Prep Boarding School, she meets Edward Cullen, your average school player. When Edward takes interest to Bella, will she fall for him? Better than it sounds. Rated M for Safety. EXB OOC All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,954 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Scrubs by MyLivingAdonis reviews
Isabella Swan just got a job at Mercy hospital as a doctor. Smart and beautiful, she is ready to take the challenges life throws at her. What happens when she meets the gorgeous Edward Cullen? Both of them weren't looking for love... until now. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Edward Cullen Shall Fall In Love by FlickeringBeauty reviews
Edward Cullen, playboy extrordinare. And little Miss Bella Swan, new girl, and definitely a smoking hot catch, will show him what love is like. Then, with the help of his sisters and and a ex of his, yank it from him. Except nobody anticpated real love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Collision by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
90 years after leaving Bella, Edward and his family, thinking that Bella is dead, unexpectedly run into her. Although they still love each other, can Edward and Bella forget the past and deal with the present? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,950 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3545 - Favs: 4,539 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Eclipse Compromise by My-Bella reviews
Edward's version of Chapter 20 from Eclipse. What were his true plans for that night? How did he really feel about Bella's reluctance over his marriage proposal? Just what was he feeling when she finally let him slip that ring onto her finger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
This Is How It's Gonna Be by Secretly Rotten reviews
AU: Bella is a vampire who comes to visit the Cullens. What if Bella decided to play hard to get with Edward and made him work for her love? Whould he do it? Read to find out! CHAPTER 20 IS NOW UP! LAST CHAPTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,642 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Finding Mr Right reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are sick of the stupid men they date. The boring, shallow ones. When Bella meets her 'perfect' man, he seems to be hiding a secret. Can she warm him up to figure out what's under the facade? Cannon, AH/AU/OOC Lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,981 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella