David N. Brown
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Joined 09-27-08, id: 1703090, Profile Updated: 10-28-23
Author has written 40 stories for Aliens/Predator, Dawn of the Dead, Terminator, Zombieland, Cat People, 1982, Scott Pilgrim, The Thing, Greek Mythology, Walking Dead, Silver Linings Playbook, Hunger Games, Mario, and Spy x Family.

David Brown is a semi-pro writer who has spent most of his life in Arizona. He has a bachelor's degree in paleontology from Northern Arizona University. His interests include disability advocacy, science and technology, and tactics for how to combat things that don't exist.

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Weird Goodbyes by silentmusic16 reviews
"In the end there was no flashy sign. No thunderclouds, no voice from the flames. Just a lemon, falling onto his head and rolling through the mud beside the hand of a dead man."
Spy x Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8 - [Loid Forger/Twilight, Yor Briar/Thorn Princess] Anya Forger - Complete
I'm Not Pretending by arboramor reviews
There's more to Johanna Mason's winning strategy than meets the eye. Once upon a time, she didn't have to pretend to be weak and helpless so that she would be ignored.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Johanna M. - Complete
Here is the place where I love you by ReadingLover17 reviews
When Katniss finds out she's pregnant she and Peeta are nothing but happy. Untill Katniss is thrusted into the 76th Hunger Games with her dead former tributes. Is it possible that they are really back from the dead? Or is it all just a big illusion? Will Katniss, Peeta, and their child make it out alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,822 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Peeta M.
Unexpected Emotions by ShiningGalaxy reviews
I was brought up to hate the machines with an unimaginable passion, but how can I do that when my father; John Connor captures then reprograms a T-600 to act more human and become my guardian? Terminator/OC
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - The Terminator, OC
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Exotrooper Anya! reviews
16-year-old Anya Forger and her family become guardians of world peace, equipped with the latest exosuit technology. Their next mission- save Baby Brother from a 300-story tower controlled by a mysterious super-villainess!
Spy x Family - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/8 - Anya Forger, Loid Forger/Twilight, Yor Briar/Thorn Princess, Bond
Your Princess Is In Another Castle! reviews
Meet King Ajax, an adventurer who rescued the princess and saved the kingdom only to lose his lady to his adversary. He gets a fresh start when he meets a space adventurer. A free edition of an original novel.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 86,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 10/20/2023 - Daisy
Honeytrap!
Find out what happens in the aftermath of a honeytrap mission gone wrong- or right! Featuring Chloe, Karen, original characters and some Yuri/ Fiona. Rated M for violence and generally heavy themes.
Spy x Family - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,544 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/20 - Loid Forger/Twilight, Yuri Briar, Fiona Frost/Nightfall, OC
Second Best reviews
Yuri Briar is sent on a honeytrap mission. His subject, an agent named Nightfall who might have information on Twilight. Can they learn to share each other's secrets? Can Nightfall avoid being hugged to death? Where does Scruffy come in? Passions will burn, furniture will fly, and an intelligence asset will land in a septic tank! Rated for themes and language.
Spy x Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 1/27 - Yuri Briar, Fiona Frost/Nightfall - Complete
The Hunger Games Without The Hunger Games reviews
Katniss Everdeen and her friends are reaped into a life of servitude to the Capitol. What tasks await Peeta when he is bought out by Johanna Mason? Can Gale and Foxface survive in the mysterious depths of the city sewer? Can Katniss win their freedom as a gladiatrix? Rated for themes, dialogue and language.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M., Delly C.
Johale For President! reviews
The "Mockingjay" mission takes a different turn, and Gale and Johanna take over Panem. Mayhem and hilarity ensue!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Gale H., Peeta M., Johanna M. - Complete
Angel On My Shoulder reviews
Meet Schuyler Grey, a schizophrenic volunteer who accompanies Johanna Mason to the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Gale H., Johanna M., OC - Complete
Silver Linings Restaurant reviews
Patricio starts his restaurant, but can Tiffany be a waitress?
Silver Linings Playbook - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013
The Talk reviews
Gale makes a visit to Katniss and Johanna's room. Rated for theme.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Gale H., Johanna M. - Complete
Progress reviews
Johanna Mason faces her fears. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Johanna M. - Complete
Dead Presidents reviews
Snow and Coin are back from the dead... and bored. A one-shot tie-in to "The Hanging Tree".
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Gale H., Pres. Snow, Pres. Coin - Complete
The Hanging Tree reviews
Gale Hawthorne is on a quest to find more survivors of District Twelve. But all is not what it seems...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Gale H., Johanna M., Romulus T. - Complete
I Belong With You, You Belong With Me
Pat must use the secrets of time-travel to reunite with Tiffany and save himself! A science-fictional "song-inspired" fic.
Silver Linings Playbook - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,492 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
The Other Ending reviews
A story of what could have happened after Veronica's dinner. Updated with a correction.
Silver Linings Playbook - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
Vive Las Vegas! reviews
The finale of "The Vegas Saga"! 250,000 zombies! 9 besieged casinos! 3 sisters! 2 biker warlords! 1 M60 tank and tow-tank , 1 zombie with a gun and a can opener, and 1 new survivor rarin' to be born! What else do I need to say?
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Siren Song reviews
Pat Vs. THE SONG!
Silver Linings Playbook - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Complete
Between The Scenes
A retelling of Pat and Tiffany's story- without Pat and Tiffany. Von and Ronnie-centered, with Pat Sr for extra goodness. More or less a "prequel" to "Letters to Tommy".
Silver Linings Playbook - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,133 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
Letters To Tommy reviews
Tiffany takes her turn writing letters, only this time, the address is beyond the grave.
Silver Linings Playbook - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Re-Deanimator reviews
Breaking up is hard to do... and a zombie apocalypse doesn't help. An original project.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013
Hercules in a Yugo reviews
The greatest hero of Greece will atone for his crimes with great labors for a god-hating king... if he can keep his car running.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Heracles, Theseus
Thing Vs Exotroopers reviews
In the harshest landscape on Earth, an ancient menace has been rediscovered. Now, the ultimate warriors are on a rescue mission, but will there be humans to bring back?
The Thing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
The Existential Horror of Honest Ed's reviews
Can Scott Pilgrim escape from a retail center's warp in space-time?
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Scott P., Wallace W.
The Nevilles
Columbus and Wichita search for more survivors in Las Vegas, and discover a prison run by "black ops" medical researchers. David N. Brown resides in Mesa, Arizona.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,213 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Death Valley Drag reviews
Tal and Little Rock return to Vegas, but a renegade biker forces a change of plans. What dangers- and secrets- await in the USZ's most dangerous environment?
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Tallahassee, Little Rock - Complete
Christmas in Zombieland reviews
Holiday borderline-fluff... Can Columbus find the perfect present for Krista?
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa
Cat People Vs Exotroopers reviews
Soldiers in mechanized body armor are sent to quell unrest among refugees. They discover a mysterious clan with a deadly secret... Movie/Mythos/OC crossover.
Cat People, 1982 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010
Zombieland Vs Exotroopers reviews
A trio of survivors, a horde of zombies, a band of mechanized warriors and a division of the US Army are thrown into battle by an interdimensional collision!
Zombieland - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Tower of Terror reviews
More odds and ends from the "Vegas Saga"... The crew are sent to rid Donald Trump's tower of zombies. But what else lurks within?
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Jacob and 2 women reviews
Wichita and Little Rock try sharing Columbus...
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Little Rock, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Columbus vs Little Rock reviews
Semi-random vignettes, set in gaps in the "Vegas Saga".
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Columbus, Little Rock
Fear and Loafing in Las Vegas reviews
Continuation of "Trip To Vegas" and "Couples Therapy". A casino turned castle turns to Columbus, Wichita, Tallahassee and Little Rock for protection from zombies and bikers. But can the crew stay on the same side?
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
The Rookie reviews
Follow T777 Unit 838 through the ranks of the mechanical army of Skynet.
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 41,575 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Shoe shopping reviews
Prequel/ Columbus "solo" adventure. Austin has survived the zombie apocalypse by his wits, his rules and an exceptional ability. But when he needs new shoes, he will have to get through a mall full of zombies first!
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Columbus - Complete
Couples' Therapy reviews
Sequel to "Trip to Vegas". In their new home, Columbus and co. face a sentence worse than battle with the undead: mandatory psychiatric counseling!
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Trip to Vegas reviews
Columbus and Wichita consider their relationship. Bonding with Tal and Little Rock. Complications involving bikers...
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Cassandra reviews
Visit to the cyborg museum...
Terminator - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009
Zombieland Rules 131 reviews
Columbus's complete rules.
Zombieland - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Columbus - Complete
Carlos Wrzniewski vs the Walking Dead, Part 2 reviews
The walking dead are rampaging through the Australian desert. Can Carlos, the heroic Aborigine paleontologist, keep from being lunch?
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
AliPuns reviews
Are the space marines a match for a planet full of bad puns? A parody of Piers Anthony's Xanth series... After writing out a complete novel, I felt like doing something short and stupid.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Aliens vs Exotroopers reviews
In 2044, an alien outbreak occurs in the Balkans. Only a small band of warriors with the ultimate body armor can stop them.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete