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Joined 09-28-08, id: 1703343, Profile Updated: 09-03-09
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, Twilight, Host, and Harry Potter.


Okay, so I'm random, but I love reading and writing.

I can't update often because I am a competitive swimmer and that occupies me for over ten hours a week.

I play flute, too, and horseback ride, and I'm working on writing my own book.


1 maximum ride

2 Percy Jackson

3 harry potter

4 twilight

5 great and terrible beauty

6 Eragon

7 The Host

8 The Heir Trilogy

... many more

Read my stories if you...

Trip up the stairs

cant spel fore squaght

love fruit more than chocolate

read in the dark

like being the class weirdo and talk to your locker just to prove it, well actually I yell at my locker

talk to your twin and respond for yourself when she refuses to do so

like old music; go Eagles! oooh 'we will rock you' just came on! Radio for those of you who are slow.

I'll probubly add more at a later date.

Yo. It's a later date. Thanks so much to you people who read my story in the one day it's been up. Especially my first and I think only reviewer.

more info on me

I am neat and tidy and hate to clean.

I die at swim practice and love it.

I am extremely talkative, but don't like talking to most of my classmates.


Ever tried fasting? It hurts.

Halloween has passed. :(

I scared some little kid out of her mind, so if you know a kid who has to go into therapy because of a sword carrying dwarf, I apologize.

If you ever eat as much candy as I did the other night, then you better have a fast metabolism. I do, so naturally I'm a pig. Alas, a pig that exercises.

List of abilities:

1. Stapling finger while replacing staples.

2. Walking into a room and glass shattering.

3. falling out of a car and being quite accustomed to that style of exit.

4. Receiving three head-shots in a zero-contact game.

I'm so mad the computer won't let me post chapters on any of my stories anymore! If anyone else has had a problem with their computer booting them off the internet for it, let me know! I'm dieing to update and I think some of my faithful readers would appreciate it, too.

I can post again!

Randomness rules! Hey, if I ever explode, I want you people all to know that I will keep my guts away from my computer, so that nothing on here gets harmed. Better yet, I'll try to implode, so nobody has to clean up disgusting teenager insides.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore(I am far from having enough balance for that)
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
Iam a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(25)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (although I am...)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Enter Two Idiots by Blue-Moon-silver-star reviews
What happens when two teens who can barely stand each other gets sucked into Eragon? Utter Chaos is bound to happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Eragon S.
Leave It To Timmy by Pale18 reviews
Next in the Timmy Troublemaker Series. The wedding is coming up. One of the Lancers visits and takes a great interest in Rashel. Quinn doesn't like it one bit. Of course, if he kicks the lancer's ass, Rashel will be pissed. Who else to go to then Timmy!
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - J. Quinn, Rashel J. - Complete
The Raindrops Soaking Me by mocha.coca.latte reviews
Takes place after Maximum Ride book 4 and before book 5. The Flock try school again, to Max's dismay, but she doesn't realize how much her music class's semester final project could change her. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Max, Fang
All In a Days Work by Mo- The Reviewer reviews
What if Max and Fang already went to school together? What if they hated each other? What if Iggy was the new kid? Could he bring them closer than they ever could have imagined? Or will he be brought onto the battlefield? AU. T for safety. My First FF!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Fang, Max
With Fang's wings by ironfaery reviews
Various one-shots in Fang’s point of view through the series. Starting with the kiss in book one.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Fang, Max
city of bones in Jace's POV by nadine belikov reviews
this is the city of bones from Jace's pov. this is my 1st ever atempt at something like this but hopefully you will like because it was needed! XD
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
The Nuances of Being Right by jadoremwpp reviews
Andromeda Black is a pureblood. She's aristocratic and elegant. Ted Tonks is a Muggleborn. He is the last thing in the world she wants to spend time with. He is the filth underneath her nails and she's stuck in a library with him. ABxTT 6th Year OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Maybe by Shallie-wa reviews
What if Cammie's parents had both died when she was young? Never knowing about her spy parentage, Cammie has lived a normal life. Until one day she gets stuck in an elevator with a boy... named Zach Goode.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,850 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Cammie M., Joe S.
Slipping Deeper by pugnaciouspenguin reviews
Cammie misses Zach. She thinks about him constantly, dreams about him, yearns for him. What'll happen if he comes back? What'll happen if they get assigned a mission with their friends?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
My Heart Belongs to Me by harrypottermeetstwilight reviews
Emmett is on a cruise with his vampire family, Carlisle, Esme, Edward, and Bella, when he sees a beautiful woman. What will he do? Who is she? Every human but Em and family. Year 1947
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
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Baseball with the Cullens reviews
In the books Bella goes to one exceptional baseball game and that's it. Perhaps she went to others before New Moon, after breaking dawn... Please try my story. I know it doesn't sound original or exciting, but it's fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Voldemorts twin brother reviews
Title explains it, but I can also tell you that it's about Morfin living in Tom's shadow and his discovery of their ancestor Slythern 's identity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
edward's safety record goes down the drain reviews
one shot- edward and Bella have a slight disagreement. When It's over Bella tries to cheer Edward up. Set after Breaking dawn. Then Jasper gets high off of emotions. after that, Rosalie enters a beauty contest with unexpected results.More after that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
After the end reviews
Everyone wants a continuation of Wanda's story. What becomes of Burns? Her and Ian? Human kind in general? I'm going to write my version. I'll try to stick to the facts as best as I can.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Ian O., Melanie S./Mel
The flock returns to highschool reviews
Max and Fang decide that school would do them some good, but will it, or will they get caught up in drama? Possible flyboy action. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Max, Ella
Percy Jackson and Apollo's children reviews
Percy and Apollo's children are being stalked by a mysterious monster. What is their connection? Will Annabeth get jelous when Percy spends all his time with Apollos cabin?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008