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Joined 09-28-08, id: 1703371, Profile Updated: 08-20-13
Author has written 11 stories for Human Target, and Kim Possible.

I'm a graphic designer who enjoys writing in my spare time. Would like to write a book someday, but who doesn't?

My fandom interests shift frequently (read: every other week) so my apologies if updates for one story or another grow spotty. I'll do my best to keep things short and pleasant, with as little mucking around in novel-length odysseys as possible. Enjoy what you find, critique me if you don't, and above all I hope that you keep reading.

Additional fics not posted here-- including adult works-- can be found on my tumblr. I also maintain a separate tumblr for my Kim Possible works. And, lastly, all of my fanart can be found at my DA account.

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Any Road Will Get You There by Crystal Allen reviews
A series of unconnected short stories, some romantic, some platonic, all Drakken and Shego, all the time.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/21 - Shego, Drakken
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,415 - Follows: 12,325 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Aunt Gracie's Funeral by ricebol reviews
A job left only half finished will always come back to bite you. Literally, sometimes. YOU KNOW, LIKE WITH ZOMBIES.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Chance, Guerrero - Complete
Love is a Strange Master by Eienvine reviews
Love is a strange master, and human nature is still stranger. A collection of DS oneshots.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,867 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Drakken, Shego
Anything You Make It by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Three years after Graduation, Kim and Shego have an accidental meeting at a gas station on their way elsewhere. Slash.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Guest List by Elfgirl96 reviews
Set post-graduation. Drakken and Shego have different ideas of who should and should not be on the list, and start debating. It's not like it's the most important event in their lives or anything.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
A Thief, Perhaps, that Listens by Crystal Allen reviews
It's not so far-fetched that a mad scientist would be brought down by one of his own experiments. Dr. Drakken's miraculous plant potion has done more than save the world - it has killed him. So here he is, sitting on his grave, talking to his ex-sidekick - who, for once in her life, isn't talking back.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Shego, Drakken - Complete
Little Fish, Big Fish by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
There's the age difference, there's the living in different dimensions and of course the little matter of mortality. Beetlejuice and Lydia. A sort-of sequel to The Point Sometimes.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
A New Suit by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ". The story of one night on the irregularly scheduled autumn calendar of Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and one really excellent disguise. Looks like headquarters got the "humanizer" out of test stages. Hints of Perryshmirtz.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Count The Stones by Random-Battlecry reviews
After all, a girl can't just clean castles all day. She needs some sort of hobby. Takes place midway through 1.12, so beware of spoilers for that. Rumpelstiltskin/Belle. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast by whimsycality reviews
Chance gets a couple of rather unusual clients, in need of his help to escape the government itself. Oneshot Roswell/Human Target XO.
Crossover - Roswell & Human Target - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
The Substitute by LithiumDoll reviews
Eliot is a teensy bit indisposed and the team is on a job, enter the substitute.
Crossover - Leverage & Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010
Losing Shego by purplegirl761 reviews
Two important very occasions for Shego. Two very difficult times for Drakken. Not a deathfic.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Against The Dying Of The Light by Crystal Allen reviews
In which the contract draws to an end, Sebastian demands his due, Ciel finds himself to be inescapably human, and they both quote famous works of literature while staring at the stars.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Point Sometimes by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
She hadn't realized the silly thing had been THAT important to her. Lydia, Beetlejuice…and Delia.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Beetlejuice, Delia D., Lydia D. - Complete
Plasma Repellent by Liselle129 reviews
I just can't stop writing Drakken and Shego. This is one idea of what might have occurred between them after the events of Bad Boy. Subtle romantic undercurrents.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Even Evil Has Standards by MelasZepheos reviews
Why did Shego object to stealing Felix's wheelchair? An exploration of a younger Shego. Rated T for some violence and insults used.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Shego, Team Go - Complete
Unintentional Irony is Always the Funniest by aloxi reviews
A look at Shego, before she was Shego.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Shego, Team Go - Complete
Driving Lessons by CemK reviews
Drakken decides to teach his new assistant to use his hover car. He has no idea what he's getting into...
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
HARSH repost by wurdsmythe reviews
Drakken is stuck in jail, and someone's trying to kill him. Who could it be? Where is Shego? And what do Kim and Ron have to do with it? Contains violence and some graphic content, woo-hoo!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,623 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Drakken, Shego
Like A Stone Inside My Shoe by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Drakken and Shego’s realities go splat. Come meet some new faces. Post-Graduation AU.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Stay by Eienvine reviews
Why do you stay? Everyone asks her, but she's not sure she knows why herself. DS
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Bleeding Through by Mattk reviews
It all comes crashing down.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,504 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Not Quite Heroes by MatthewC reviews
A dangerous piece of hightech equipment has been stolen from a secret lab, and a familiar duo sets out to retrieve it. The twist? The lab belongs to a blueskinned mad scientist, which means the duo are Drakken and Shego. High Adventure, bad guy style!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,880 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
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Various and Sundry reviews
A collection of all my Kim Possible one shots that aren't large enough to warrant their own stories. Various themes/ratings within. Stories will primarily be Drakken/Shego.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Shego, Drakken
Madman with a Booth reviews
Sheila thought her problems couldn't get any worse. Then some jackass lands his phone booth on her lawn.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Shego, Drakken - Complete
A Little Off Center reviews
An assortment of short fills written for various prompts across Livejournal. Multiple pairings/genres within; peruse and enjoy!
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010
I Spy reviews
Ames tries to avoid making a scene. Guerrero turns her into one. Short PWP-ish piece.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Ames, Guerrero
Sunset reviews
Guerrero won't live forever, but he doesn't have to go and get himself killed either. When his body starts winding down, Ames thinks it might be time for him to do the same. Part of a yet-unnamed series of shorts I'll be doing.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
SnickerSnack reviews
A shameless PWP fill for the prompt "cutting clothes." Trigger warning for knife play.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Ames, Guerrero - Complete
Concentration reviews
When Ames gets stuck in the office researching a case, Harry spies a rare opportunity to spend some time alone with her as her assistant. As per usual, his plan's not going the way he'd hoped.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Ames - Complete
A Love Deferred reviews
It's no surprise, given her skill as a thief, that Ames' mother robbed her of a childhood. Crossover with Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Ames - Complete
Maybe This Time reviews
For once, what Ames wants and what she deserves happily coincide. Pseudo Guerrero/Ames.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Guerrero, Ames - Complete
Night Things reviews
Sometimes it's wise not to let your curiosity get the best of you: particularly on Halloween.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Junior, Guerrero - Complete
Calling All You Angels reviews
For Chance, having a guardian angel might be a little less terrifying if the angel in question wasn't also his best friend. This is a series of ficlets and snapshots detailing the many ways in which Chance's life has just gotten a whole lot stranger.
Human Target - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010