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Well hello there everyone! Welcome to my wonderful profile... exciting i know. This is little bit about me i guess... just normal question but then again i am answering them, so normal answers are not guaranteed...
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I hate Jasper, he makes me love him.
I love Emmet, he can make me feel petite. He can make anyone feel petite.
I dislike Edward, he knows that, and I did say it out loud.
I hate Rosalie, she's a threat to my self-esteem.
I love Alice, she's my favorite vampire.
I love Esme, she's as sweet as my aunt. Ohhhhh, wait thats not a compliment.
I love Carlisle, he can fix allll my broken bones. Or he can wreck my virginity. Either of the two I'm fine with.
I love Jacob, he is so hot. Literally.
I like Charlie, whenever I want to experiance an awkward silence, I'll visit him.
I hate Bella, she gets all the good mythical creatures then complains about it.
I hate Aro, I would never hold his hand.
I hate Cauis. So does everybody else. Thats news.
I hate Renesmee, wait... no I don't. It's not her fault her mom is a dumbass. I hate Bella, wait... Yep I still hate her.
I love Quil Jr., he's the best baby-sitter in the world... at least for Claire he is.
I love Paul, he can explode on me anytime.
I love Leah, she deserves better than Sam.
I love Emily... Has she cooked any blueberry muffins?
I love Marcus, I use his face as a lullaby.
I hate Snape... Oh wait, wrong story.
Carlisle is compassionate.
Esme is loving.
Rosalie is pretty.
Emmett is strong.
Edward is fast.
Bella is powerful.
Alice can win a bet.
Jasper can make you laugh when you break up with your werewolf best friend who you're actually in love with but won't admit because your too danm stubborn and because your also in love with a vampire who your about to marry.
Twilight Saga by Stephaine Meyer
Crank, Glass, Impulse, Burned and Identical by Ellen Hopkins
The Darkest Powers series by Kelley Armstrong
The Otherworld series by Kelley Armstrong
Twilight. - because Taylor is in it!
The Ugly Truth.
Favorite TV Shows:
Say yes to to the dress.
Wizards of Wavery Place.
Sonny with a chance.
Video on Trial.
Escape the fate.
My American Heart.
We The Kings.
Favorite Twilight Characters:
Vampire: Emmett and Alice (how could you not love them? She sees the future and he makes tons of Innuendos).
Werewolf: Paul and Embry (Paul has a temper, but i love him and Embry is pretty much awesome!).
Imprint: I love Claire (she is so cute) Kim (she is shy but loving) and Rachel (she rocks!).
Human: Charlie (The king of awkward moments!).
Bad Guy/Girl: Marcus (He doesn't give a damn about anything and i love it!).
Best Book: Eclipse or Breaking Dawn ( i am one of the few who liked the book, mostly because Jake got his own section!).
Least Favorite Twilight Characters:
Vampire: Edward (sorry to say but he is as dramatic as a teenage girl going though extreme PMS!).
Werewolf: If i had to pick one it would be Sam, for what he did to Leah.
Imprint: Emily, because Sam may not have had a choice in the imprint but Emily did and she hurt Leah.
Human: Bella (she is annoying as human and vampire. Complains about everything!)
Bad Guy/Girl: Aro, dude needs to quick smoking whatever he is and calm the hell down and act normal!
Worst Book: New moon... but only half since Jacob is in it!! Bella goes on and on about how much her life sucks when hello!! Freaking hot guy standing in front of you who is in love with you!! Wake up sunshine!
Esme/Carlisle (both are super caring and nice)
Alice/Jasper (perfect, love them! Plus Jasper's facial expressions in the movie make me laugh!)
Emmett/ Rosalie (they balance each other out nicely even though she can be mean!)
Edward/Bella (whatever. I mean there are 4 books about their relationship... 4 books filled with drama and teen agnst... oh joy )
Jacob/ Renesmee (kinda cute, i mean i love Jacob no matter what and i guess Nessie is okay. We never really got to know her anyways, so no comment.)
Sam/Emily (Caused a lot of unnecessary pain for others, and all for their own gain !)
Sue/ Charlie (umm no real comment on that one.)
Quil/Claire (Really cute... well that part is mostly claire...Quil just seems slightly pedophile-ish...)
No matter what i said above i still think Stephenie Meyer is wonderful! I'm just complaining because I didn't get my fill of Paul and Embry...
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
- I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I AM A FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. Then your friends try it on their knee. (Gullible people..) Crazy is when you walk down the street with head phones sing the song that is playing at the top of lungs and when people ask you what you are doing you tell them you are a future Opera star and they will sorry when you deny them tickets 20 years later.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, .i.love.the.emo.corner., Swimming Cutie xox
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Niley
I Say what?
You Say Miley Cyrus
I Say Anberlin
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Taylor Laurent
You Say Rap
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say "It took you THAT long to notice!?"
95 of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!"
Edward may be the fastest
Emmet may be the strongest
But Jasper can sit in a corner and make you laugh xD
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