Me? Thirty-something stay-at-home mom to two rambunctious boys. Just trying to make it one day at a time, usually with copious amounts of alcohol.
I am hopelessly in love with both Rob Pattinson and Edward Cullen. Rob is charming, funny, self-deprecating, very talented and wickedly hot. Edward is brilliant, sensitive, romantic, polite and wickedly hot. Robward is the culmination of all of the above and more. It's this whole Venn Diagram of Sex...
I turned to fanfiction, like most I suppose, to fill in the blanks that SMeyer left. At the time, Breaking Dawn was still months away, and I wanted to read more about what was next for Bella and Edward. Then after I read the complete disappointment that was Breaking Dawn, I really delved into fanfiction to both rid myself of the bad taste and to find better alternatives. From there it was a slippery slope into all-human and everything else from there.
I like to pretend the whole pregnancy storyline never happened. Do Not Want Renesmee in any incarnation. I won't read fics about her, and God, No! if it's Nessie/Jacob. :shudder:
I usually will only read canon pairings. Will make an occasional exception, usually if it is in service of getting B & E together. Anything else seriously squicks me out. I recognize that a growing portion of the ficdom is heading toward slash -- particularly Edward/Jasper -- and, while I have no problems with slash or homosexuality, it's just not My Edward. Enjoy, God bless, just don't send me the links. :-)
Yes, those are all quite the uppity opinions for someone who hasn't even written her own fic. I may eventually succumb to the pressure or if I ever get a creative nugget to chew on. But for the meantime, I enjoy reading lots of your wonderful stories, and I will hopefully leave you a decent review here and there.
Oh, and I'm also a lifelong Yankees fan, and the username refers to Joba Chamberlain, Yankees pitcher who does, indeed, rule.