weirdocaitlin
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Joined 09-30-08, id: 1703756, Profile Updated: 09-01-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Academy.

Hi. I'm Caitlin. I want to change my name to Skyler or some really cool Russian name like Annoushka or something. Anyway, I live in Hellhole Wisconsin. I moved here in the middle of my 8th grade year. When I first moved here, I was clinically depressed and writing was all I had, so I started on Fanfiction. I now have insane friends that entertain me, but I can't find the same pleasure with them that I do with writing. Twilight was cool until they starred Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Rob is boring and Kristen has a mullet. Emily Browning would make a MUCH better Bella. The books are always better. I dance, play music, cause pandemonium and chaos, and kick ass when I'm severely pissed. If you have ever watched or read Fruits Basket, I am the character Kyo. I write mainly for two series: Vampire Academy and Twilight. I am currently co-writing a novel with one of my genius friends, so if my updates aren't consistent, my sincerest apologies. High school is the 4 shortest years of your life, so squeeze as much fun as you can in there.

Ways to keep in touch with me:

My email:

weirdocaitlin@gmail.com

Favorite Books: Twilight Series (dur), The Last Lecture, House of Night Series, Undead Series (Mary Janice Davidson), Blue Blood Series, Eragon Series, My Sister's Keeper, The Host, Creepers

A word on my favorite topic: Okay, so I just finished reading and watching "The Last Lecture" by Randy Pausch. I cried with the book and the video. It is truely inspiring and I recommend it to all readers and youtubers. Just a little background on him: he was diagnosed with a terminal disease known as pancreatic cancer. He had 10 tumors in his liver and was told he had 3 months left of good health. He had a wife, Jai, and 3 kids: (I can only remember 2) Logan and Chloe. He wanted his kids to be able to see him and get to know his father because Logan was 5, Chloe 1, and the other child was 7. He talks about living life to its fullest and fulfilling your dreams. Although this was done for his kids, it had an affect on everyone who watched or read the lecture. Please check it out!

Favorite Music: Paramore, Anberlin, All Time Low, Breaking Benjamin, Coldplay, Flyleaf, Fall Out Boy, Daughtry, MuteMath, Muse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Katy Perry, Michael Buble, Yiruma, All That Remains, A Day To Remember, Motion City Soundtrack, Christina Aguilera, My Chemical Romance, Matchbox Twenty, Matchbox Romance, Three Day's Grace, There For Tomorrow, Bach, Vivaldi, Chopin, Linkin Park, Ramones, The Beetles, Pink, The Eurythmics, Utada Hikaru, Lady GaGa, Mariah Carey, ATC, --okay this list goes on forever. (As you can tell i have a very open mind when it comes to music)

Instruments I play: Piano (10 yrs) Violin (2 yrs)

Favorite place in the world: Plano, Texas

Favorite foods: Pasta, bread, white chocolate mocha (starbucks), cinnamon dolce latte (starbucks), and chocoate chip cookies. In the moning I drink pink lemonade/green tea. (I only like hot tea)

Favorite subject: English Least Favorite subject: Spanish (I can barely speak english!)

Okay, so I'm only a sophomore in high school. I don't know if I want to be a writer or an editor when I get older, but I hear that editors get hell from their authors to get their manuscripts in on time, so I'm not sure if I have the patience to do that. I hate people who are addicted to their cellphones and people who treat other people like shit, so don't do it around me or I will go all ninja on you and beat you to a pulp. My friends and I are clinically insane and have kind of a sick sense of humor. 80's gore movies and Happy Tree Friends we find entertaining. We love acting like ninjas and we think about becoming assassins all the time. If you have never seen the movie Hitman, watch it. He is our inspiration.

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HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Whole New World by sarahandkate reviews
They let me in when no one else wanted me. I was scared of trusting before&after I met anyone. I didn't have anything to hold onto anymore. But the very first day I met the Cullens, that changed." Excerpt from Ch.25. FullSummaryInside. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,959 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Shadow and The Womanizer by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Bella has been hurt and is hiding a secret. Edward and his vampire family have theirs of course. Canon Pairings. Differences: Vampires don't sparkle, they live in California, Bella doesn't smell irresistible to Edward, and she actually has talent. M: dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,359 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Foul by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella
On the Mend by xiao chan reviews
FINISHED AU: After the brutal murder of her parents, Bella's sent to live in Forks under the Witness Protection Program. Her will to live dwindles with each passing day...but can a sympathetic Edward convince her that life is worth living after all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,343 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Shameless by silent.but.strong reviews
Edward left, Bella never jumped. Instead she dropped out of high school and moved to L.A. She became a singer in a band, and is a major celebrity. Bella hates the Cullens now, what will happen if they come to find her? language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,941 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Just Dance reviews
Bella, a star dancer at Juilliard, thinks she knows exactly what she wants to do with her life. But after meeting Edward, a pianist attending Juilliard, her Judgement is clouded by questions of love and passion. Where will they go?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,778 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ellipsis reviews
Bella's chaotic life shifts when her parents send her to a boarding school in Ithaca. Her nightmarish past comes back to haunt her, but the mysterious Edward Cullen enters her life. I TOTALLY SUCK AT SUMMARIES. Trust me, better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,001 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Moonlight reviews
Bella comes back from her honeymoon and discovers something about herself that has the potential to destroy her and the one she loves most. How long can she keep this secret before it tears her apart?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,385 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
StarCrossed reviews
Takes place after Shadow-Kissed: Rose has started her journey to find Dimitri and save his soul. Question becomes, can she really kill the one she loves most?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,318 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008
Alternate New Moon reviews
Edward has left Bella. Now the story switches over to Carlisle's perspective. He opens up what the other's think of leaving Bella. But when Carlisle takes a drop in on a patient, he gets more than he bargained for...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,732 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Carlisle, Edward