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Joined 09-30-08, id: 1703786, Profile Updated: 02-16-10
Author has written 7 stories for Young Ones, Hot Fuzz, and Sherlock Holmes.

Name: Heather

Age: 21

Location: England

Favourite pairings:

Hot Fuzz: Nicholas Angel/ Danny Butterman, Nicholas Angel/ Met. Sergeant

Sherlock Holmes (movie): Holmes/Watson

X-Men: Pyro/Iceman

The Young Ones: Rick/Vyvyan

Currently obsessed with Sherlock Holmes and Holmes/Watson! I have written a couple of fics and I am currently trying to write chapter 2 of A Good, Respectable Man...but it's just not going very well.

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One can hope to Dream by Awhoha reviews
Sherlock gets a new flatmate. John is married. What is going to happen? SherlockxJohn.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,970 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Don't Look Away by kazumigirl reviews
The sequel to 'Sweet Silver Lining' various drabbles about our fav. oddball family, Holmes, Watson, and Sophie.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,215 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
The Devils in My Head When You're in My Bed by Wilted Words reviews
Sinning is such sweet sorrow, especially for the good doctor. Slash, Watson/Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
Finders Keepers by Xx.Triple A.xX reviews
Watson is leaving, Holmes is upset, and Mary is smug. But when something horrible happens, it's up to Watson to decide which one of them is truly deserving of his companionship.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
The Heart Wants by Dollymop reviews
Holmes/Watson. Watson is married to Mary, but sleeping with Holmes. Slash. Obviously xD
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,149 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Wants and Complaints by AAnitab reviews
"When have I ever complained about your playing the violin at three, in this case four, in the morning." Watson and Holmes work out issues from the movie, and their new and closer relationship with each other. Holmes/Watson romantic smut ahead.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
My Fault by Laqueta Okami reviews
Holmes is in the hospital, he has been there for 3 days. I would be used to this, except that this time is different than the rest, because it is my fault... Set in Watson's POV. Placed after the movie. Watson is engaged but not married quite yet.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010
Sing Me A Song by yauksiei reviews
A huge handful of drabbles. Slash, H/W. Other info inside! My first Holmes fic! Enjoy! AU, some OOC. Rated to be safe.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,458 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Making Things Better or Worse by Tahalia001 reviews
After successfully completing a case, the boys get a little banged up and Watson has to face his emotions when a situation presents itself to him. Will he choose to act on his feeling...of course he will! Yaoi Holmes x Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Sweet Silver Lining by kazumigirl reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have had some crazy adventures, but nothing as crazy as having a toddler delivered to their front door. Little Sophie is a mystery, especially since she only wants Holmes. Holmes/Watson. Established relationship.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,246 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
A Study in Black and White by raven612 reviews
Sherlock has asked Watson into his room late one night so that they could have a chat, but the conversation soon turns into something more, much more. H/W slash, NC-17 type.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Ever Apparent Frustrations of John Watson by Spannermagnet reviews
How long can Watson put up with Holmes' shenanigans? Eventual slash, hoping to stretch this out to several chapters.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
Conformity by chackers reviews
Watson was a respectable member of society. He knew that certain emotions were best left unsaid. Holmes/Watson. Slashy.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Our First Case by kazumigirl reviews
Watson meets Holmes. Despite the detective's reputation, he's determined to live with him. Preslash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010
I Now Pronounce You Holmes and Watson by kazumigirl reviews
In a private little community, violent murders are taking place. Watson and Holmes decide to investigate the crimes undercover, but they didn't know they'd have to go undercover in a gay community pretending they love each other!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,932 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Nothing So Ordinary by ingrid-matthews reviews
A trip. A sit. A waltz. Slash, HolmesWatson, pre-movie'verse
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010
All But Eleven by ingrid-matthews reviews
Watson is tormented by his memories of war. Slash, HolmesxWatson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010
Disguise by Anaticula4 reviews
Written in response to a sherlockkink story. Holmes dresses as a woman in order to learn more about a current case. He gives Watson the slip, which angers Watson and thus causes him to claim possession of Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
PostMarital Sabotage by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Because Sherlock Holmes knows, more than anyone else, that it never just ends with the wedding vows. Holmes/Watson, EXTENDED TO FIVE-SHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,441 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Quindecim Secundus by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
A new case, a stolen waistcoat, and Sherlock Holmes... John Watson never even stood a chance. Holmes/Watson, One-Shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Stay by gwennie3579 reviews
H/W Slash. Watson has left something of great value with Holmes. Can he get it back, and does Holmes even know what it is he possesses?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Rocky Road to Dublin by pbk reviews
movieverse: Watson feels sorry for himself. Holmes is an emotional cripple. Mary is a tool. Implied H/W slash, nothing explicit.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Rehearsals by lost feather reviews
Oneshot. Holmes helps Watson to rehearse his vows. Holmes/Watson. One-sided, mostly.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Factory by Content-To-Write reviews
AU. What SHOULD have happened at the factory. Holmes and Watson, slash or strong friendship, read as you wish. Semi-spoilers.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Amicus by songxbird reviews
Watson's engagement to Mary Morstan brings about an inevitable rift between him and Holmes, but why, exactly, is the good doctor so very eager to leave? Set seven months before the movie. Eventual Holmes/Watson, but strictly platonic for now.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
The Evidence Suggests by PyroLily reviews
Holmes,' said Watson, 'I'm going to marry Mary and there's nothing you can do about it.' Eventual slash and plenty of bromantic goodness
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
This Day to the Ending of the World by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Ways to get over a war.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
The Rugby Ball by Hutchie reviews
Watson's rugby ball is missing. Holmes took it er, borrowed it --naturally. Here's why.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
What Day is this? by kazumigirl reviews
John Watson has a mystery for Sherlock Holmes-what special day is it? When Holmes forgets, well, things are less than case-closed...my first SH fic! SLASH alert
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Addict by CiderApples reviews
Holmes is a self-destructive drug addict because the alternative would destroy him faster. Holmes/Watson slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/10/2010
Top Secret Mission by chackers reviews
Holmes is set on a quest to seduce an oblivious Watson... with an arsenal of moves supplied by Irene Adler. CRACK, Obviously. Holmes/Watson slashiness.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2010
The Experiment by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
Holmes/Watson Slash! Holmes is between cases and decides to perform a little experiment on Watson. Chapter Two will involve the sex scene. Chapter 1 - rated T, Chapter 2 - rated M.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Vera by chackers reviews
Watson comes across a wand. Crack ensues. Slight Holmes/Watson. Written for the Sherlock Holmes kink meme.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010
The Doctor's Doctor by Kooro reviews
Set after the explosion at the slaughterhouse: Holmes goes in disguise to check on his surviving friend. He just didn't expect Watson to be awake... or to want his help. A bromance between two friends.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Only a Cry by littlegeekpenguin reviews
2009 movie-verse. Watson/Holmes, the last time. Warnings for spoilers and slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Buttercream Icing by songxbird reviews
Holmes/Watson Bromance. "Holmes," Watson interrupted. "This is hardly the time or the place to discuss the nature of my hygienic routine." Why did Watson stay awake after the duo was thrown in jail? To Holmes, the answer is obvious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
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Once More Unto The Breach reviews
H/W SLASH. Not much in the way of plot really...Hope you enjoy!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Altogether Rather Stimulating reviews
Warning! SLASH! Holmes/Watson. Don't like it? don't read it. NC-17! "Holmes, what is this doing here?" Watson asked incredulously, holding out the black feather boa for the detective to take.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
A Series Of Song Inspired Drabbles reviews
Exactly what it says in the title ; Holmes/Watson. Slashy throughout. Oh and don't expect updates too often, I suffer from serious writers block, like all the time lol **Please review!**
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
A Good, Respectable Man reviews
Holmes' feelings for Watson become apparent... but what will Watson make of it all?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2010
Secret Smile reviews
Nicholas has something he keeps in reserve for Danny, and only Danny : Inspired by The Stereophonics song Secret Smile
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009
I Hate Myself For Loving You reviews
Vyvyan hates himself for loving Rick...slash/smut. If you don't like it, don't read it! Rated M for m/m and swearing! You have been warned :
Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Christmas With The Young Ones reviews
Christmas and New Year With Vyv, Rick, Neil and Mike... Rated T for swearing and mild slash! First Young Ones fic!
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete