An exploration of Ranger's sexual innuendos and double entendres. Set in LMT. Smut. Oh and I have a potty mouth. Somewhat Morelli unfriendly. I didn't change his character - I just called it like I see it

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.

Stephanie was called to pick up Les at the dentist, but of course it doesn't end up being a quick pickup. Hilarity ensues but it ends well. Rated M for sexual content and language. I added a second chapter...ENJOY.

Sequel to Shattered and Broken: Lester has returned from his mission a broken and guilt-ridden man. Will he let Stephanie help him heal or will he turn away from everything they have built together? Can Stephanie save the man she loves from himself? Will they be able to put the pieces of their lives back together again?

Stephanie and Ranger dancing around being together.

This story is currently on hiatus due to a change in my personal circumstances. Please click on my profile for details. Thank you for your understanding.

Ranger and Stephanie are hired to capture a man, "The Link." In the process, their paths meet once again. He doesn't want to lose her, and she has a secret. A secret that talks, dances, and calls her mom. Some Humor Babe Story. Joe friendly.

Alexei Dolohov swore on his honor that if any member of his family dared to tell him what to do again he'd do something that would make them sorry. They should have taken him seriously, especially since he knows how Hugo Weasley can drive them crazy.

Stephanie finds herself broken and with the help of the MM and Mary Lou, finds that she wants to change. What happens when Ranger returns from in the wind to find a new stronger Steph? Will Stephanie be able to help a MM put himself back together after a FUBAR mission? TART Story, Rated M for Mature Themes, Language and eventually SMUT. Prequel to Shattered

Steph asks for help with a very different sort of problem. Babefic. Not part of the Agreement series.

When Stephanie is kidnapped, Ranger and the Merry Men will do everything in their power to bring her home. Will Ranger use this as an excuse to pull away, or will it bring them even closer together?

A man from Stephanie's past has emerged from the shadows. He wants Stephanie to return with him. Ranger wants to send him packing. Lula wants some Tank lovin'. And everyone wants to know how Steph even knows the man in question. But what does Steph want?

Takes place after the orgy in book 2 Living Dead In Dallas Alternate ending from my own sick and twisted mind. For Mature audiences only because it's gonna get hotter that Satan's balls in here.

HP/DM slash. Harry just wanted one normal year at Hogwarts. He should have known that 'normal' is for other people, not him. And this time it's not even his fault. What's an eighteen-year-old boy, who also happens to be a virgin, to do when he suddenly discovers he's pregnant? Warnings for mPreg, non-explicit slash, and adult language.

Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.

Steph gets sucked into a secret mission with Ranger. What lengths is she willing to go and what sacrifices are they willing to make for one another? Will Ranger pay the ultimate price and ruin his chance with Steph? Rated Mature.

Harry Potter has been hiding since the end of the War in the form of an unregistered Animagus, but a certain Slytherin happens to discover Harry's secret. Rated M for later chapters. !A/N- IN PROCESS OF BEING REVISED!

News travels fast in the Burg, as Steph is reminded. But it's usually not this shocking...Babe story, Morelli friendly.

When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.

She couldn't keep doing this. She couldn't keep letting him shut her out and then forgive him later. She couldn't be his Baby Girl or best friend or late night comfort call. After such a cold dismissal she couldn't be his Penelope. Not anymore.

All Draco wanted was to get a lap-dance from some hot guy from the Imagination strip club. He did not expect to end up being mistaken as a fellow employee and left to entertain a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. Harry/Draco. Slash.

Almost six years after Voldemort falls, Harry Potter goes missing. No one can find him, until chance would have Draco Malfoy thrust right in his path, picking up shattered pieces while trying to keep himself together. Lyrics by Jack Savoretti

It's Halloween at Fangtasia and Eric's invited Sookie to come out and play. Set after season 3. Will not follow show to a tee but it's going to be fun.

A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!

Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Harry's been acting strangely lately, and Teddy's worried he's figured out about his 'thing' for him.

When the latest bunch of bad guys seem to be targeting Draco Malfoy, it's Auror Harry Potter who gets sent to Malfoy Manor to investigate. Once there, old emotions are brought to the fore, and nothing is what it seems. EWE.

If someone didn't come in soon, his options would be to just piss and work on filling his bladder all over again, or drag some sod into the room and try to suck him before he let go all over himself. WARNING: very graphic watersports

The team takes a case involving the murders of young gay men in Florida , which leads Spencer to an interesting and possibly dangerous friendship

AU. Sookie was raised in Faery by Niall. Sookie is still part-fairy and telepathic. However, she also has a dangerous secret that recently came to light. What is the secret and what will Niall do to keep her safe? What role will Eric play?

Stephanie trys to work out the issues in her life. When she takes a walk in the park she will meet someone who will change everything. Lots of smut. This is a multiple POV story!Hope you Enjoy

After six years away, Harry comes back to England. Warnings inside, past m-preg mentioned, non-graphic

Returning from a mission Lester finds holes in his memory and has to piece together what happened before he left. Along the way it becomes less about his mission and more about his heart.

Post DAG, one vision of how Sookie and Eric find one another. Can Sookie recover from her torture? Is Eric trustworthy? Will their bond survive? Rated M for a reason. Some OC. Lemons galore.

Reid has never been very good at asking for help which leads him into a less than pleasant situation in a bar. The most startling thing that happens, however, is how Hotch reacts. Hotch/Reid slash.

Stephanie is given an assignment by Ranger to stop the flow of a dangerous drug in Trenton. Little did she know the most difficult part of the job would be having to partner with a Merry Man.

After feeling like she hit a rut, Penelope decides to live it up in Vegas...and her best friend decides to go along. As usual, I don't own a thing.

The very technology that Derek curses, might just turn out to be his saving grace.

Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.

Hotch is kidnapped and everything starts to fall apart for Reid. His husband's life is in jeopardy, his awkward past as a teen model is relieved and old hurts are renewed as they race to find Hotch before the Unsub take him from Reid for good.

The final story in the DTF trilogy. It had taken Draco seven long years of hard work to hear those words, but just as he'd hoped, they were worth every second.

Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.

Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Ranger returns from a long mission to find a mess. Will he be able to protect Steph, and her cousin Gabi? Drama, angst and lots and lots of the Merry men. **BABE. Cupcakes beware.**

Home Demonstration universe: Spencer gives Emily someone to practice on. Completely consensual D/s, ONE SHOT

A one in a million chance according to the doctor. Little does the doctor know that odds like that are practically a sure thing where Ms. Stephanie Michelle Plum is concerned! Warning for probable smut later, language.

Ranger hires Stephanie to work on a long term distraction that requires her to change her identity. What follows leads to an interesting development in their three year non-relationship.

When Stephanie leaves, what happens when people want her back?

A little punishment was in order, they told him. Harry couldn't agree more. Draco had been making his life complicated since the beginning of auror training. Heavy slash. Bottom!Draco. COMPLETE

It wasn't about the anger. It wasn't about the stupid thing he said. It was about Draco. "8th year" Draco/Harry. Very mature!

The sequel to "Viva Las Vegas." Ranger gets revenge on those who pranked him a year ago.

Slash: Ranger/Morelli. Ranger decides to act on some suggestions Steph gives him.

Steph finds herself to be new and improved and decides to live her life for herself. What happens when Ranger sees and hears the new Steph? Secrets revealed and surprises in store. M rating for Smut, possible violence, and angst. Multiple POVs. R&R

House and Wilson and their screwed-up, messed-up, verging-on-noncon, semi-abusive, seriously don't try this at home, relationship. House has a ... bathroom problem. Wilson's decded to help. Whether House likes it or not. Now with added diapers!

Spencer Reid's been wanting something for a long time, and when someone throws 'Bad Romance' into the mix, he finally takes control and takes what he wants: Aaron Hotchner. Rated M for a reason!

Hotch and Reid are taken captive by a sexual sadist, who takes an interest in Reid. Reid doesn't want his first sexual encounter to be like that, so he has to ask Hotch for a big favor. SLASH! Reid/Hotch. Non-con Reid/OC.

Garcia follows Morgan on a night out, and learns a lot more than she anticipated. I don't own a thing. Please read the author's note before continuing.

Steph has left Joe and Ranger has been ignoring her. What happens when Lester and Steph decide to prank Ranger for ignoring her. Babe, Cupcake friendly. Trying my hand at comedy here.

This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.

Steph decides to take control of her life, but as usual things are never that easy. This is a Babe story. I'm very unkind to Morelli and Helen. If you are a Cupcake DO NOT READ. You have been warned! My first fanfic. Please be gentle.

Lester may have met his match in the bedroom. WARNING for explicit slash. I'm editing this fic & trying to finish it. C3 & 4 have been pulled for the moment as I do a re-write. It will fit in with my Ranger/Anthony/Bailey universe.C1 & 2 are now redone.

This is the third part in a series. It is of course a Babe story and has a HEA. Ranger wakes up with no memory of the past three years. As always, expect SMUT. Joe gets banged around.

***WARNING, WARNING, WARNING*** This story contains sexually explicit material. Please do not read if it offends you or if you are a Cupcake. I am and always will be a Babe. Steph and Ranger have to infiltrate a swingers club to find 2 missing women.

Draco walks in on Harry and Blaise and realises too late what - or rather who - he really wants. Harry/Blaise to start, Draco/Harry/Blaise eventually. HBP compliant. EWE.

Sookie has a dream that drives her into Sam's arms

The roller coaster ride that is S & R. Ranger gets sent on a suicide mission - what will happen? Morelli bashing but gets his own HEA. Lots of action, some hot smut, plenty of angst. If you don't like slash, avoid 'India'. Enjoy!

6 months ago Steph made changes & quit bounty hunting. Her life went all to hell as she got blood on her hands to save a friend. Can she move on, will she fix her relationship with Lester, or will there be someone else in her life?

Now Complete: Stephanie parts with Joe for the last time and decides to bite the bullet and tell Ranger what she really wants. Emotional mayhem ensues. Babe Short, Cupcake friendly, HEA, and there will be smut. Please R&R.

A stakeout gets a little out of control as Stephanie and Lester come across a hidden bottle of hooch on a steamy summer night. Rating for smutty Lester/Stephanie situations. :- Happy Reading!

An interlude during Foolish Hearts. Panty ruining smut and language. You've been warned!

Oneshot House/Wilson slash, not really smut the M is just to be on the safe side. It is pretty hot though. It’s not an established relationship, this just kinda happens. Enjoy.

Stephanie goes back to working for RangeMan only to get fired. Some Lemons and lots of Plum fun.

When something happens at Stephanie's apartment, who gets the blame? Babe story. Rated M for language & violence and lemons.

This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!

Ranger must go on a mission, and Stephanie finds a way to tell him how she feels. Songfic based on Lady Antebellum's "Never Alone."

Stephanie has a new shade of lipstick and it has disastrous effects for some of the Merry Men. A series consisting of several Merry Men one-shots that never seem to end well for the guys.

Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU

Morelli approaches Ranger with a plan to make Stephanie happy. Will it backfire or work out for the best?

Steph wants Ranger and she's not taking no for an answer. Unfortunately, Batman has his own ideas about what he wants. Babe. Rated M for language, mature content and possible smut.

Hotch, Reid and Morgan are on a long drive and need to stop for the night. Hotch discovers something he's not sure he wanted to know about his two special agents. Slash, naughty goings-on.

Challenge responses to another site that turned into a story of sorts. Steph hooks up with a MM.

This piece is a departure for me. Written from M. Ramos' POV. All characters are adults complete with bad language, sexual appetites, poor communication skills, etc. ** conclusion ** Red lamps - sorry about missing you in the acceptance speech. COMPLETE

What happens when lingerie buyer Stephanie Plum attends a friend's wedding and meets Capt. Carlos Manoso, about to ship out on a dangerous mission? It starts out as a one-night stand, but before long, it's a lot more! Warning: smut & adult language.

Stephanie and Ranger are on the run. This story is leading me - so we'll see where it goes - I'ts a Babe story.

Stephanie has a new stalker and finds comfort in the arms of someone she doesn't expect. This is a postTBO StephLester story...try it, you might like it!

Someone catches Steph dancing. Adapted Plum-style from another of my stories and I couldn't come up with another title. 2-chap smutshot. My first Tart story, but I don't want to say which Merry Man, you have to read to find out.

A collection of one shots. Results of pure boredom, insanity, and challenge responses from Yahoo Groups that I belong to. Angst, humor, romance, smut. Alright. Pretty much a little of everything. New one shot posted!

Ranger gets his revenge on Steph. Posted here by popular demand. Please read the warning.

He calls it Harry Sickness, because the thought of Harry doing this with another makes him ill. Warning: M/M Adult Content. Written in present tense.

Steph discovers something about Ranger and takes it upon herself to help whether he likes it or not. The consequences bring about realizations of her life and what has to change. Angst, drama, rated M for some language. Babe story.

House returns and enjoys the comforts of home. A bit light-hearted, but is still SLASH, so be warned and mind the rating. Spoilers for Both Sides Now. Ch 3 now up.

Every chapter is a lemon of its own kind. Chapter one is really suck-ish because it's really old, but I can't seem to let it go. I swear, every chapter will leave you wanting more. Don't believe me? Then check it out and review! Thanks!

Sookie/Eric fun, featuring Pam, Sam, Amelia, Tray,Claudine, it's got body swapping, dancing, bowling with Vampires, FotS causing trouble, an interesting crush, and some ESN. Set after chapter 1 of Book 9. Later chapters better. My 1st fanfic.

A little smut piece starring Stephanie and Lester.

When boredom sets in at RangeMan, the Merry Men get into mischief.

Ranger turns to Stephanie for comfort when his father passes away. Babe story. Rating is being upgraded due to language and future content.

Reposted and complete. Steph starts getting love notes and realizes that there's a MM behind it. Humor/Angst/Adult Language and Content/Anti-Ranger.

Major lemony goodness between Stephanie and Ranger.

The title really says it all. It's a babe fic in the end!

When Steph goes after a high bond rapist, more people are angry with her than she can count. Ranger seems to be avoiding her. A new romantic interest steps up, so will Ranger decide to be a man and give Steph what she deserves?HAS MATURE CONTENT!Complete!

Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.

Stephanie gets frustrated when she and Ranger keep getting interrupted... Lemony goodness.

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

Stephanie has a problem that even Ranger might not be able to help her with. Babe story, not Cupcake friendly. Warning: High angst and touchy subject matter. STORY COMPLETE.

Steph's mouth gets her into trouble - but it might be trouble of the good kind.

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.

Long - very long sorry! - one-shot, based off a challenge. Steph needs a vacation and decides to barter with Ranger to get herself one. Rating for language and a little smut.

Steph is two days away from D-day. She's not feeling well, hormornal, and hurts the one she loves most. Babe fic. This is for fun only dealing with my own over-hormonal over-reaction to a RL situation!

When Steph gets shot by a skip, everything changes...

Sequel to "Twenty Questions" Mindless smut. Rating for smut and langauge

Just a quick one-shot. Stephanie decides to play twenty questions with Ranger on a job, and gets more answers than she was bargaining for. Rating for language.

Originally a joint smut effort by Jinnu & I for the one and only Stayce's Birthday. Graphic Adult Situations. Also posted on Jinnu's page. Enjoy!

What will it take to get our Man in Black to lose his cool? Babe fluff with a little smutty thrown in.

When Steph breaks up with Joe, she has to decide if she'll wait for Ranger to step up, or simply move on. Joe friendly, but there will definitely be a Babe happy ending.

The title may never make sense. A little bit of humor and angst. Plus, a big 'WHAT THE FK' thrown in.

Part Five of the Escort series! Draco and Harry return to London and try to resume their lives. Too bad they have a large assortment of enemies. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

A standalone prompted by Green Day's song 'She's a Rebel'. Steph finally gets to meet the Rangeman Atlanta team when one of her skips jumps state. Babe story all the way.

Ranger asks Stephanie to help him on a distraction job. The big difference? The FTA's in Puerto Rico. STORY COMPLETE.

A babe one shot. It's not what you expect! A very funny situation written by my super proof reader and myself one night. Read and Review.

Steph gets in over her head with a former skip. What happens when Ranger comes to her rescue? Rated for smut. Part 3 is up.

A divergance from my usual RS pairing. It's my birthday present to myself.

Pure and simple yet slightly drawn out Babe fluff. Smut potential. Ranger and Steph need a day off. Cupcake friendly.

Ranger and Stephanie go on a date. MAJOR SMUT & ADULT SITUATIONS!Chapter 6 is up! It's now complete!

Stephanie and Ranger play an important game of Truth or Dare.

A very short, funny oneshot. Stephanie has been self combusting too much. Rated M to be safe.

COMPLETE! Once again Ranger rides to the rescue, and this time, he's carrying a cell phone. How can a phone change so much?

After a series of distraction jobs gone wrong, Stephanie seeks a little fun revenge.

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

Is the uniform code at RangeMan changing? See how Steph handles these new developments. Just a little piece of fluff for a rainy weekend.

Steph comes home to Ranger's laughter.

Janet Evanovich. Steph works an unusual distraction case, during which she has some uncomfortably friendly moments with Tank, among others. Stephanie is unsure of the boundaries of her relationship with Ranger, and decides she wants some answers.