Author has written 2 stories for Invader Zim.
This author is working on...
An Invader Zim fan fiction called Something Else.
An I Luv Halloween fan fiction called I Hate Family
She lives in Canada, yes, it is cold during the winter, and it is warm in the summer.
She loves Invader Zim and all of Jhonen Vasquez's creations. In fact, it is her dream that Jhonen Vasquez will suddenly appear out of nowhere and declare she is the best.
She was born in 1990 and is going to college. She's taking a writing program but is also thinking about taking a paralegal program after it.
She has a habit of starting stories when the month and the day are the same number. Maybe a New Year's story is in order.
She also needs to remember not to drink coffee, stay up late, and then type stupid things that people will see.
(I couldn't help checking stuff off)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (check)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (check)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (check)
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." (check, well, it's ice tea, but still... sugar!)
You live off of sugar and caffeine (check. As I said, ice tea!)
People think you're insane. (And homicidal!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. (check!)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Not really, I don't sent emails)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (no, if I ever do send emails, they are for a good reason)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (not really, they are there, but they always seem to hide on me.)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (No, but everything else on my keyboard is wearing off. It looks like I pulled my computer out of a fire where only the letter keys survived)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (not really.)
People think you have A.D.D. (And schizophrenia)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (And schizophrenia)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!) (Only when people aren't around)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason (Yup. I especially laugh for no "apparent" reason as I write.)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (check)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (check. OK, it was editing for writers, but I still sucked.)
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) (check)