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Joined 09-30-08, id: 1704227, Profile Updated: 01-23-10
Author has written 9 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Inkheart, Yu-Gi-Oh, and All Creatures Great and Small.

Random Though of the Day.

Wind turbines, solar panels, hydro-electricity, all shall reach early obsceletion (is that even a word?) once we realise that the way forward is to harness the energy that can be generated by the relentless twirling of pillows as unforunate, sleepless souls try to find the cold side. Foolproof.


A Word or Two or Three or a Significantly Larger Number about The Duck:

First and foremost, I love water, I love the sea, and everything in it. It makes me incredibly annoyed when people casually talk about it or talk about how cute dolphins and the like are as if nothing else matters as much as them; I just felt the need to say that first. The Twilight books are also something the bring back the urge to kill, that needs no explanation.

I love Skies of Arcadia! It's such an amazing game! It's taken over atleast 95 of my brain, which is perhaps, a bit much for any sane person to like a game, but whenever did I claim to be sane?

I'm Sagittarius, but I find that boring, and as it is also best seen at that time of year, I claim that my star sign is Cetus instead.

AND, I like Ducks. Bet you hadn't guessed that one.

Also, I generally take an awfully long time to update my fics, so my apologies for that, but I do plan on finishing them, so even if I haven't updated in about 5 months, years, decades, or if I'm lucky, centuries, that still doesn't mean I've given up!

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The Duck Likes... A lot of anime/manga, fantasy stories, some console games, and anything in the world that concerns water!

Favourite Books (and book series)!

Inkheart Trilogy - Cornelia Funke

Your Blue-eyed Boy - Helen Dunmore

Telling the Sea - Pauline Fisk

Vurt Books- Jeff Noon

Chrestomanci books - Diana Wynne Jones

Animes I like Best!

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni/Kai/Rei/Umineko

Death Note

My Fave Fictional Characters!

Pai, Lettuce, Keiichiro (Tokyo Mew Mew)

Irie, Shion (Higurashi)

Mikami, Light (Death Note)

Hatori (Fruits Basket)

Zoisite (Sailor Moon)

...ALL OF THEM (Skies of Arcadia)

The Piper, Firefox (Inkheart)

Chrestomanci, Conrad (Chrestomanci books)

The Fictional and Therefore not Really Terribly Important People that I honestly want to die:

Masaya (TMM)

Takada (Death Note)

Everyone from the Twilight saga, including the author, she may not be fictional, but the world would be a better place if she was.


Couples I Like!

De Loco x Alfonso (Skies of Arcadia)

RamirezxGalcian (Skies of Arcadia)

VysexAika (Skies of Arcadia)

LettucexPai (TMM)

MikamixLight (Death Note)

ZoisitexKunzite (Sailor Moon)

PiperxFirefox (Inkheart)

I'm not obsessed with yaoi...I swear...kind of...


Couples I really don't like.

IchigoxMasaya (TMM)

LightxMisa (Death Note)

LightxTakada (Death Note)

RetasuxRyou (TMM)

PaixZakuro (TMM)

HatorixKana (Fruits Basket)

Masayaxlifeingeneral (TMM)


Shut up the Shutters and Sit in the Shop

Now say it really fast.

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Talk by summerartist reviews
Though elves never sicken, there are often flaws in every physical form. One of the fellowship struggles with a serious illness that threatens the success of the quest. Warnings for suicide ideation and blood in future chapters
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
My Four Kings - Classic by Adins reviews
The semi-satirical story of four immortal guardians who can't find much else to do with eternity than get on each others nerves, buy cool appliances and somehow try to save the world. Pull up a stool and join us at The Four Kings Bar & Grill!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 175,999 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Shitennou/Generals, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts
The Bet by edwardsgirl16 reviews
Edward's forced to be Roy's slave for a month and he has to follow every order he's given. Not good considering Roy's massive crush on the young Fullmetal Alchemist. Rated M for anything that could come under an M category
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,855 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
How to annoy the Twilight Characters by lovetwilight2 reviews
Pretty much self-explainatory-SIXTY ways to annoy them!Yeah,that's right,sixty. Last chapter is UP!WARNING:THINGS WILL GET STRANGE AND KIND OF MEAN.READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.not sutible for young children.Read and REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
Tokaimoya by Zenaga the Sea Serpent reviews
She ran away. If only she had known that her actions would leave him scarred forever, in more ways than one... -:RetPai:- -:Starts halfway through the series:-
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Lettuce M., Pie - Complete
Wake Up and Face the Music by Amatara reviews
Post-finale. Albert Rosenfield finds himself in the position of having to deal with a subtly changed Cooper. But how does one fight an inhabiting spirit?
Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
A little lost by Din Redfire reviews
Getting lost is quite easy in the Ixa'Takan mines, Alfonso learns it the hard way. Sorry for lack of title and poor description. Please read and review
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Alfonso, De Loco - Complete
A Magical Day by ImonZ reviews
Vyse, Aika and Fina just wanted to have a nice, peaceful vacation. No chance that will happen when Aika got a book of spells… and she's not afraid of using it! Woe is Arcadia.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Sun and Moon by persianprincess11 reviews
What happened in the ten years after Capricorn left the Inkworld? This is all about how Firefox, the Piper, and the other fire-raisers got on until the events of Inkspell. Firefox X OC, Piper X Minerva.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,937 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Piper, Firefox
A Piper Among Players by persianprincess11 reviews
My readers have spoken: When the Piper has a fight with Capricorn, he storms off to join a Strolling Player commune, but life with them isn't as great as he thought! You don't need to have read Sun and Moon to understand it since it's kind of a prequel...
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Piper, Firefox - Complete
Against the Dying of the Light by ina-meishou reviews
I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." Arcadia teeters on a razor's edge. By chance, fate and luck, the most unlikely of groups must steady it.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009
Vampire in the Kitchen by Patronus Charm reviews
Jane discovers her love of cookie. Only problem is, it's got some erm.... intresting side effects. OOC with an extra does of funny. Nominated the Indie TwiFic Best Use of Comdey Award. VOTE JULY 8TH! UPDATE COMING SOON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
Firedeath by Corrinne Blackwell reviews
A new plot arises in the Inkworld,coming from the despised Orpheus. From chosen destiny, only Dustfinger can save them. Can a relaxed, unwilling Fire-Dancer save an entire world from a new, strong army and the darkest, most self-centered soul?
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Dustfinger
TMM Nightmare! by Spiritcharm reviews
Ever wounder what the TMM characters nightmares are? Well in this fic we will find out and some of their nightmares are really creepy.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Basta's Poem by Nightstars-girl reviews
Funny stupid thing I wrote while waiting in the restaurant.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Basta - Complete
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
So What by stanzaic reviews
Inkspell spoiler/s. A oneshot glance at Dustfinger during Inkspell.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Dustfinger, Farid - Complete
Screw Cheeseburgers, There are Psychos in Paradise by xxxTalesxxx reviews
MU glitches and the soul storage is dumped in the Bahamas. Crack, chaos, and catastrophe ensues.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Light Y.
The Clock Struck Twelve by xxxTalesxxx reviews
The clock struck twelve, and Light’s new day promised to be much more fulfilling. MikaLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Nightmare by Sky Blue Angel reviews
Farid always woke Dustfinger from his nightmares.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Dustfinger, Farid - Complete
And Now, You're Mine by Spectregeneral reviews
One shot. EEEKK! I feel really bad about writing this one! I realize that this proly doesn't work chronologically at all, but it wouldn't get out of my head. How Capricorn broke Basta's spirit and turned him into the obedient little dog he is.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Capricorn, Basta - Complete
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
Enchanter by Dawn96 reviews
He would sing. He would scowl. He would dance. He would enchant- yet he still wasn't appreciated.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Piper - Complete
Keroppi Mittens by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Mikami comes down with chickenpox, just in time to meet God for the first time. He does not deal with any of this well.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
The Planet Of The Obsessive Fangirls by Tom's Kickass Soldier Wife reviews
Lettuce is kidnapped by fangirls. The Mews, Aliens, Ryou and Keiichiro must go to the planet and Pai has to save the girl he loves, while trying to save himself from the obessive fangirls, it goes for all of them. FINISHED
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Lights Out! Panic at Minto's Mansion by Rizu Neko-Chan reviews
A seemingly innocent sleepover party involving four of the mews, home alone, is suddenly interrupted by a power outage, leaving them in the huge, dark mansion unattended. But are they really the only ones there? KxI PxT LxP -Completed-
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,785 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Driving by Blue-Starlight92 reviews
One-shot. Capricorn is bored. Basta get's a crash-course in driving, and Flatnose gets annoyed. Slightly OOC Capricorn. First Inkheart fanfic. No chickens, cats, or black-jacket's were harmed in the making of this fanfic...
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Basta, Flatnose - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by xxxTalesxxx reviews
Twelve short MikaLight fluffs with a holiday motif. Happy holidays, everyone!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y.
My Purple Hair Knight by Tom's Kickass Soldier Wife reviews
Lettuce is alone. Ichigo is protective of Lettuce and is dating Kisshu. Pai and Lettuce are now dating. When Kyo go's after Lettuce, will Pai save her? FINISHED!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Lettuce M., Pie - Complete
The True God by Anirat reviews
Light keeps Teru handcuffed at night since the time Teru unconciously attempted to kiss him in his sleep. But how did it happen that Light did the same thing to Teru while not being aware of this? Warning: yaoi, bdsm, PWP
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
Love Complications by x-GlitterEyes-x reviews
What happens when a certain green-haired alien comes across a love potion? Well read to find out.... Final chapter posted
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Dear Diary by x-GlitterEyes-x reviews
One day Kisshu learns from Pai about diaries and hatches a scheme, what will happen when a certain red haired mew's diary lands in the hands of this alien? Short story
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Kisshu's Way Of Fun by Tom's Kickass Soldier Wife reviews
Kisshu puts a camera in Ichigo's room. What happens when Mr Momomiya finds out. Hints of PaiXLettuce KisshuXIchigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kish - Complete
MikaLight, RP Lemon cutscene by renaxxakat reviews
Light and Mikami get it on. Simple as that.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Party Time! by CaptainMajor reviews
After some extensive counseling, Elinor decides to let go of her past and throw a BBQ for the Inkheart characters. Innocent? I think not.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008
Gwin's Mildly Entertaining Version of Events by Duckweed reviews
Ever wondered what our favorite little marten thinks of life, the universe, and the PLOT? Then this is the story for you...
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2005
IDK, My BFF Is Better Than Yours! by whitnibble reviews
When Emmett and Aro become best friends, Edward becomes jealous and stakes a claim on Seth, which leads to a string of jealousy...ultimately leading to a BFF battle involving all the Cullens and their BFFS.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
Sickness by xxxTalesxxx reviews
Mikami gets sick one day. Ohnoes. DX MikaLight
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
ORGASM! 2: The Legend of Kira by Her Sweetness reviews
You thought it was finally over. You thought it would never return. But the Power of Orgasm has reached Raito Yagami and now... no one is safe. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Forbidden Love by Abbie8290 reviews
Pai is falling for Lettuce. But when he has to chose between his duty to Deep Blue and his Love for Lettuce what will he do? PaiXLettuce
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,724 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Lettuce M., Pie - Complete
Shipwreck by orpsgod reviews
Jack and James on a deserted island. Ok I know it's been done a million times but just for the heck of it read mine. Please? This is not a rousting action fic, nor is it slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,580 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Kish's Kitchen Chaos by Kitty Kat K.O reviews
Kish plus a kitchen only equals chaos, as Ichigo is about to find out. My first KxI
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
50 Ways to Get Ryou to Rip Your Head Off by Mew-Sahara reviews
Fifty fabulous ways to get Ryou to rip your head off. And the more, the better things will get. Note: We are not responsible for any injuries that might occur in doing these actions.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Ryou S. - Complete
Blinded Love by MicchiMicchi reviews
The Mews, the aliens, and the boys play Spin the Bottle. Zakuro's turn comes up, and really enjoys it. The problem is, she doesn't know who it was. ZakuroxMinto
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Zakuro F., Mint A.
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Joys of Fanfiction by intastella burst reviews
Emmett discovers fanfiction, much to Edward's annoyance. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Darned Socks by ElenaC reviews
Watson is ill. Holmes tries to cheer him up. Warnings: Slashy overtones, though only mentioned. A trifle silly.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Inkheart: The Facts by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Facts and outlandish observations based on Inkheart. Roxane was cruelly denied a cool nickname like everybody else? Basta is a misunderstood emo kid? Just read.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Roadtrip of Doom! by MzViolet reviews
Tart plus bumpy highway equals messed up seats. Completed.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Tart - Complete
Expectations by S. Vespertine reviews
Gene/Alex.DCI Hunt has expectations of the weaker sex, especially of the DI Alex Drake; he finds that his expectations are turned topsy-turvy when he stumbles upon her at her darkest hour and is left ... shaken by the encounter.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2008
Let's all Kill Masaya by MewTangerine reviews
You give me ideas, I'll write the oneshot of how Masaya dies. Rated 'T' to be safe.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Masaya A.
The top 20 ways to annoy Basta by CaptainMajor reviews
Title is self explanatory. If you have ever published a "how to annoy Basta guide" and any of my methods are similar to yours, I apologize, it was not intentional. Enjoy! Please, no flames, but reviews are welcome! :D
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Lost in Translation by tgifridays reviews
When Pai becomes stranded on earth for who knows how long, it's up to Lettuce Midorikawa to let him live with her for a while. [PaiLettuce]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Pie, Lettuce M.
Enrique's Diary Entry by That One Condition reviews
Vyse goes against his code of honor and reads a page of Enrique's diary. Things turn interesting. Slash. RamirezEnrique and FinaLawrence. Yes I know, weird pairings, but you don't know what you like til you try it.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life by elemesnedene reviews
Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters – and a good deal of misery for everyone concerned. No romance, no deep plot themes. Just humor, randomness, and a whole lot of colorful insults being thrown around between characters. Rated “M” for foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,602 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Catch that kid! by Rish-Chan reviews
Pai, Kish, and Tart create a Chimera anima that will transform the mews into kids so that they can destroy them easier, but what happens when it backfires on them? And Ichigo has to take care of them!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,106 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
The Day After the Night Before by Merlyn reviews
It's the day after Holmes's birthday and he's a little hungover.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Cute Pink Fluffy Things of Dooom by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Youma Akan makes a mistake with Zoisite.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Zoicite/Zoycite - Complete
Venus by Writer Awakened reviews
Second in my "Dodekatheon" story series. Belleza. A lover, like a captain, goes down with her ship.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Belleza, Galcian - Complete
What Happens When You Kiss by tatterdemalion reviews
Sequel to 'What Happens When You Drink'. Retasu is taken hostage by the aliens and Pai has to wonder where exactly his loyalties lie…
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Lettuce M., Pie
What Happens When You Drink by tatterdemalion reviews
That's right. Pai's drunk. And guess who's there to take care of him? LetXPai.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Pie, Lettuce M. - Complete
A completely Insane Story by BlueRogueAika reviews
Don't try to understand it. You can't. My first attempt at humor, please be gentle! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT'S OUT OF CONTROL!
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
His Mermaid by InfraViolet reviews
After a violent fall, Retasu is badly injured and left stranded, only to be rescued by a rather unexpected person... [Pai x Retasu]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,152 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Lettuce M., Pie - Complete
Tears of Crystal by Stayka reviews
This story depicts an AU in which Kunzite saves Zoisite from Queen Beryl's wrath and they escape into the Earth Realm. With some unlikely allies including Nephrite, Jadeite and the Senshi, they take on Beryl who tries to hunt them down. Shounen ai content
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 189,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Kunzite/Malachite, Zoicite/Zoycite
The Jam Jar Drabbles by mynameisbob reviews
This is a collection of drabbles about the Inkworld. They are not supposed to make any sense, so don't worry if you are confused. I wrote this to keep boredom at bay, and to entertain you.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006
Requiem by darkfather reviews
First, repudiated child, later Archbishop. The way of Enrico Maxwell.Spoilers for Volume 8.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Royal Hobby by Qelinor reviews
A story about Zoisite's hobby, Beryl's hobby, and all the troubles the royal whims bring to subordinates. Warning for DiC victims - Zoisite is male! PG only for that.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Zoicite/Zoycite, Queen Beryl
The Great Valuan Pie Festival by Kirala reviews
Dyne takes the kids on a fun family outing! Rated for a few bad words...
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2005
The Rubber Band by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Joey has a rubber band. Seto wants the rubber band.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 9/8/2003 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
The Sun Shines Through by daniand the voices reviews
This may seem strange but this is an Alfonso ROMANCE fic so anyone disturbed by that will stay well away. Anyway he meets a girl on an assignment that he's not too happy with. CHAPTER 5!Sorry about the slowness! REVIEW!
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
Nega Rocket by Validor reviews
The Negaverse meets Team Rocket, and everyone has a good old time.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Zoicite/Zoycite, Jadeite/Jedite
Switching Sides by Starbrigid reviews
Mamoru and Zoisite went to sleep and woke up with something very wrong they're in each other's bodies! Will they ever be able to restore themselves, and what will Queen Beryl do if she finds out? UsaMamo, KunzZoi ZoiUsa? Discontinued...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,836 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Zoicite/Zoycite, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Galcian's The Looper by Hypes reviews
On the night before Galcian's final battle aboard the Hydra, he's visited by an innocent Looper who eventually drives him mad in this parody of Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven. Read and Review
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Complete
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Yes, I went there
Calum is woken in the night by strange noises. A thief from another time has come a-hunting to Darrowby. I regret nothing.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & All Creatures Great and Small - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Published: 10/6/2013
Frustrating Firefox reviews
A list of ways to annoy Firefox!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Firefox - Complete
Pissing Off The Piper reviews
A list of ways to annoy the Piper!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Piper - Complete
Gone reviews
SPOILERS. Short oneshot about the Piper the night after Firefox got killed.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Piper, Firefox
Amethysts and Emeralds reviews
RetasuxPai fic, set about 4 months after the series ends. Pai returns to Earth and for some reason, the first thing he wants to see is Retasu. Rated T just incase
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,819 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Lettuce M., Pie
Babies reviews
Darius accidentally reads all the inkheart characters including Meggie, Mo, and Resa into Elinors house, and to make it even more chaotic they have all been turned into children. Rated T as there will probably be some swearing.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Fireworks reviews
RetasuxPai oneshot. Fireworks keep Pai awake on New Years Eve. Fluff.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Lettuce M., Pie - Complete
30 ways to annoy the TMM characters reviews
Thirty ways to annoy each of the Tokyo Mew Mew characters, starting with Ichigo.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Alien plus SpaceHopper equals Run for you lives! reviews
Kisshu finds a Space Hopper in a shop, chaos follows not long after. Rated for some bad language.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete