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Joined 09-30-08, id: 1704271, Profile Updated: 01-07-09
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Pen name: Yume-chan0.0

Sex: Female

Age: Old enough. Why do you wanna know?

My interests: Hmm... Drawing and writing I guess. But I also like to dance! Oh, and reading sasunaru on fanfiction. My favorite pairing ever!

Favorite food: I like pancakes. Yummie!!

Favorite anime: Naruto. The best serie created since... EVER!

Favorite characters: Naruro, Sasuke, Gaara, Kakashi ('cause he's a pervert, just like me), Kiba, Neji, Iruka

Favorite pairings: Naruto: Sasuke and naruto, Neji and Gaara, Kakashi and Iruka, Kiba and Hinata, Shikamaru and Ino, Shikamaru and Temari, Sai and Sakura and of course ALLNARU. Naruto my favorite uke.

Kingdom hearts: Riku and Sora, Axel and Roxas

Fullmetal alchemist: Roy and ed

Death note: L and light

Harry Potter: Draco and Harry

You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

This one is from Poke-the-kitty. I really liked it, so I decided to do it myself too.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Gaara
2. Sasuke
3. Kakashi
4. Itachi
5. Shikamaru
6. Naruto
7. Kiba
8. Iruka
9. Neji
10. Suigetsu
11. Minato
12. Sai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Naruto/Minato... ... ... Ew, that's disturbing. They are father and son. though they do both look hot... No, I'll stick with ew.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? I LOVE ITACHI! He's so cool and emoish (my new word, deal with it).

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Uhmmm... Don't think that's going to happen.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Well, not specifically about him. But he was in a few ones I read.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Definatly, Sasuke and Naruto are made for each other. Like they say, opposites attract.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Shikamaru/Neji... never really thought about it. But it would be cool. Shikamaru/Suigetsu... Have they ever met??

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? I don't think Sai and Sasuke will have sex. They don't very much like each other. But if they did, and Kiba would in on them. Hmmm... What would happen... I think he would scream like a girl and then pass out XP

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. On a Sasuke rescue mission, Kakashi and Suigetsu meet. They see in that they are made for each other and make out.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Iruka is nice. But I don't think he goes well with Gaara. Also I think that that is a bit disturbing.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 'How to rape a puppy in ten steppes.' Yep, I like that tittle.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? OH MY GOD... Brothercest. I don't want to see that happening.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No, I don't think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? No, I'm sure of that

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? ?? No idea.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I don't know any specific song, but I think it will be sweat and educational.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Gaara/Naruto/Sai : Don't read if you fovar your live, you could lose a lot of blood.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Can your sharingan see under clothes, cause I'd like to see what's under yours. X3

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? The foster father of my son and his student. And now they are having a chat about our dear little Naruto.

20) How emo is Seven? Not the slightest bit. He is very hyper and loves dogs.

The stories I'm writing now:

Future son: I'm sorry it is taking so long but I'm really busy. I'm halfway done with chapter 6, so be patient.

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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,940 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto Hime by TheGoddessAthena reviews
When Naruto got accepted to Konoha Art Academy he soon learned the school wasn't run by faculty but by three good looking boys, or the 'Bishonen Princes' It was all fine and dandy until they wanted him to join as the fourth Prince...AU.YAOI/Slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,725 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It All Started With A Few Piercings by Deaths.Last.Prayer reviews
And now Naruto is at the pinnacle of everyone's attention. He'll thank Sasuke for it all... once he gets over the fact that the guy's a real bastard. SasuNaru... (Discontinued. Visit profile for answers or inbox me.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Revenge Scenario by Seto's Darkness reviews
After learning that the popular singer Sasuke only sees him as a servant and not a boyfriend, Naruto vows revenge. And what better way than to join Sasuke's enemy's agency and surpass Sasuke's fame? .:SasuNaru ItaNaru GaaNeji KakaIru others AU:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,615 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Turn me off Tune me out by Fourangers reviews
AU Naruto is a young pianist who is suddenly offered to enter in the tutelage of a famous pianist, Hatake Kakashi. But what he didn't expect, was to meet a very annoying and conceited bastard...:P Story of relationships, growing up and Classical music.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 212,994 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Feudal War by Kyubbi-Kitsune reviews
After a battle with Sasuke, Team 7 falls down an old well, that thrusts them into feudal times. They now find themselves trapped in the middle of a feudal war with a tyrant king. Betrayals and forbidden romances are revealed as the fight for life begins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,583 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Baby Jinxed! by YAOIisFOREVERwithME reviews
Naruto is your average teen in high school with friends and grilfriends, but throw a baby in his lap and give him a bastard for a new student and his life won't be very average, anymore. Sasu/Naru, AU, School Life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,571 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Disadvantaged Children by thetwistedtruth reviews
Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,222 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Bracelet by ironstatic reviews
A bracelet that can make you irresistable to any and all men may seem like a dream come true to a girl. But Uzumaki Naruto is certainly not a girl. The dream turns into a nightmare as every single male falls in love with our poor Naruto. Sasunaru. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,589 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dead end by theallpowerfullme reviews
Two years since anyones seen Naruto, three months since Sasuke came back from sound and now theres a little girl calling him father and a parent no where to be seen. SasuNaru mentions Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,825 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bloodlines by Disgruntled Minion reviews
To Sasuke the race track was a place of serious skill, competitive spirit, winner circles, and the steady beat of hoofs on the dirt ground. All that though was about to change thanks to the tracks newest jockey. AU:SasuNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,797 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Gakuen: Baka Teme! by Kinoo Kyuu reviews
SasuNaru. AU. Sasuke is currently working as a teacher at the most popular school in the country. He is in need of something new to cure his boredom. What happens when he is met with our loveliest blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Thin Glass by MissFap reviews
Naruto, a HS student, leads a normal life. One night while watching TV, he thought he saw an arm come through his bedroom mirror! Accidentally falling through, he lands himself in a world of magic and a prince with a head far up his ass! SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,110 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Guarded by AloneTogether reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a bodyguard, who is now assigned to 'babysit' a hyperactive young actor Uzumaki Naruto, Yaoi Sasunaru Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,279 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Akatsuki's hectic day reviews
ONE-SHOT How Itachi joined the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
The cookie saves the day reviews
ONE-SHOT How Naruto got Sasuke back to konoha with the help of a cookie. Warning: bit of Sasuke ooc. And it's just a friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete