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Author has written 21 stories for Death Note, Portal, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Firefly, and Doctor Who.

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At the End of the Day by Soozen reviews
Haruhi is forced to start wearing a girl's uniform in school, Tamaki and Haruhi start dating, and the Newspaper Club is back in action to destroy Tamaki. How will the Host Club react to all of this? Tama/Haruhi, ?/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,449 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Fiancee Swap by lu.e3 reviews
AU Future Fic. Haruhi, enrolled in a strange "fiancée swap" program, unwittingly meets a stranger who will turn her life upside down. HikaHaru. Complete.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,171 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Dolls by Godell reviews
Anime AU. Envy has had his revenge at last. But a pawn without motivation is a worthless piece. Envy finds himself forced to Roy Mustang's side in order to survive. At least he has a mechanic and a madman to keep him company. Envy/Winry/Kimbley. HIATUS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,427 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Envy, Kimbley
The Devil Wears Prado by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU becasue I'm going for a record here Dean wants to work at Auto-Nation magazine, but ends up at Runway as Castiel's second assistant. Castiel is scary, and Gabriel just wants sugar. Destiel eventual Sam/Gabriel Title from Serendipity
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Love, Duty, and Other Difficult Things by Lys ap Adin reviews
It's time for Bianchi to come into her own, whether she likes it or not. Post-canon, Dino x Bianchi, smut, mafia hijinks, politics, drama, melodrama, angst.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 93,762 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bianchi, Dino - Complete
Graduating? by Karneene reviews
Tamaki realizes with help that Huny and Mori are graduating. Confessions soon follow and Haruhi is stuck in the middle of a love crisis. But when a new student comes to Ouran, will she make things eaiser or harder for Haruhi? TamaHaru&HikaKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,083 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/14/2007
A Slow Start by moonlunes reviews
In which Ryohei brings new meaning to the term "hopeless romantic." RyoAoba, PWP.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Ryōhei S., Kouyou A. - Complete
Detention by moonlunes reviews
In which Gokudera's life pretty much sucks, and people in general are idiots. But hey, at least Ryohei tries. Implied 3359.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - H. Gokudera, Ryōhei S. - Complete
Liar's Paradox by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
One of us tells only the truth, and the other says nothing but lies.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Dino, Mukuro R. - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Hibari prepares for Dino's wedding. D18, and then I guess a little 6918 because Mukuro's just good like that.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2010 - K. Hibari, Dino - Complete
Everything That Counts by Samish reviews
Kurt Hummel has plenty of great friends, but after he is attacked, he finds the most comfort in the arms of someone unexpected. Post Mash-Up. Rape, eventual Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
I've Never by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which the Varia play a drinking game, and everyone learns far too much about each other's sex lives.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Squalo S., Lussuria - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which Yamamoto attempts to address Gokudera's regrettably low self-esteem. Smut, Yamamoto x Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2010 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
House Call by Aeditimi Scriba reviews
Between Torchwood:CoE and Doctor Who:Waters of Mars and containing spoilers therein, two men wrestle with futility and consequence. "That did give the Doctor a pretty good idea of who was calling."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 198 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Whether or not Xanxus took his advice, Tsuna decided, was of little consequence. This was going to be funny as hell either way. X86
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Xanxus, Haru M.
Sleep Talking by peoplegrowandchange reviews
In a fierce battle of deception and seduction, L and Light discover that falling in love is as hard to stop as a dream. L/Light ON HIATUS
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Light Y., L
Pro Tempore by Lys ap Adin reviews
Right now, Hibari's technically older than Dino. Anyone who says otherwise is not in possession of all the facts. Abuse of the ten-year bazooka, chaos, and a Hibari who knows exactly what he wants. Hibari x Dino.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2009 - K. Hibari, Dino - Complete
The Little Things Give You Away by AishiExcel reviews
Rich teen star Light Yagami has it all- fame, fortune, and a beautiful model girlfriend. But his fame and praise grows shallow and Light finds himself bored… Then one day he meets a mysterious stranger at a benefit ball and everything turns upside down
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,284 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Light Y., L
Shinigami Babies by GreenOnBlack reviews
In which Raito learns about where shinigami babies come from and that he isn't all knowing.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Discover by XrioluluX reviews
Comashipping and Ikarishipping. Paul starts to doubt his strong relationship with Dawn and question his sexualtiy. Then he sees Ash again and everything changes, answering his questions. But even more are asked... M for some lemon and lime.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,821 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008
What Could Have Occured by The.Orange.Ninja.Assassin reviews
What if Mello made a different choice in life when he and Near discovered L's death? MelloxNear. T for language and boys love. DISCONTINUED
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Mello, Near
Two Letters by Tierfal reviews
‘No’ is just two letters, but they're not the ones that plague him. L/Mello, for Jenwryn.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - L, Mello - Complete
Wammy High by ViDez reviews
-AU- It's Near's first day at Wammy High! With Mello, Matt and L looking after him, what could possibly go wrong? ... you have no idea. Possible slash, OCs, OOC-ness... Voting for pairings starts now!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Near
Identity by idioticonion reviews
Traumatised by Penny's death, Billy's mind is at breaking point. *Very* adult, written for the prompt: Horrible/Hammer, darkfic.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
fictionally impaired by BroadwayPhan reviews
When Raito and L wind up in "the real world" they are in for a big suprise! In a world where one fangirl seems to know more about them then they do, can they learn to get over their differences and love each other?LxRaito? And maybe OCxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,411 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
Fighting by Stationed Ashore reviews
Envycentric, EdEnvy drabble. Envy does some musing on why it is he's drawn to Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Matty by Tofu-Master reviews
When Matt completely forgets about Christmas, Mello is more than agitated. But what can Matt do to compensate? What does he have, that Mello wants? MelloxMatt, MelloMatt Yaoi Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Team Effort by strangertrack reviews
Dino accidentally cuts off Squalo's hair. The Varia offer their assistance so that Xanxus won't find out.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2008 - [Squalo S., Dino] Belphegor, Xanxus - Complete
happily NEVER after by animeaddict787 reviews
Tamaki and Haruhi are finally together...but new challenges will arrive....Haruhi's grandma is there to ruin things...also things about Haruhi's past will be revealed! TAMAxHARU FOREVER!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,026 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Sierra by Soozen reviews
Kyouya, years after last seeing Haruhi, stumbles upon her in a park and finds a rather huge surprise with her.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Eternal Devotion by Mail And Mihael Keehl reviews
Matt pretends to be deaf and mute from the get go. Even watching as the one he loves fall for another. Matt's POV. MattxMello. MelloxNear. Warning: adult language in later chapters!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,918 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
For Lack of Anything Better Than This by Kiryami reviews
What if Ryuuzaki had pulled THAT out from under his shirt? T to be safe, may change but probably not Summary fails. Genderswitch.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Dawn of Remembered Time by Tierfal reviews
Light Yagami's metaphors were even worse when he was hungover and had just gotten laid. Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Game Over by Midnight Soliloquy reviews
Mello tapped his chest over his heart. “This isn’t to play with, Matt, like your DS or PSP. This is for real."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Mello, Matt
Of Chocolate and Cigarettes by Tsuki No Shuurai reviews
A collection of drabbles featuring our favorite Wammy's boys, Matt and Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Mello, Matt
Birthday's Aren't That Bad by The.Orange.Ninja.Assassin reviews
In celebration of L's birthday, today. Rated M for later scenes. My first proper lemon so I hope you enjoy! Oneshot LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Accidentally Subtle by BlingBling021 reviews
Tamaki rambles, and Kyouya gets annoyed. All is as it should be. KyouyaxTamaki, one-shot, fluff abounds.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Shukumei by BlingBling021 reviews
In which, despite fighting and falling and fate, neither lets go. L x Light, 31 prompts. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pinual by Jayne Foyer reviews
...but Pinual was the only one who killed himself..." - Ender's Game, Chapter Six.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Gender Note by LunaDance506 reviews
A gender confused shinigami coughREMcough drops its special notebook into the human world. All hell breaks loose. Most characters experience gender switching...BEWARE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008
A Lesson on Lying by Charlett reviews
You didn't assume the Party Escort Submission Position, and then you spread those nasty rumors around the compound. You are a bad person. You do realize that if you lie, terrible things may happen, of course? Of course.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
An Awful Pretty Girl by runningfingers reviews
Have you ever wondered why Ackley hated Stradlater? This story tells about a girl. A girl Ackely loved.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Gabi Howard reviews
Lucy Saxon can see another world, though she never leaves her cell. She may well be mad, but at least the girl in her mirror knows why...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Lucy S., Misa A. - Complete
Ruin by Tierfal reviews
The phone was going to ring in two minutes. But Matt didn't know that, and he didn't know what that phone call was going to do to his poor excuse for a life.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Intermission by Synonym reviews
You want this for all the wrong reasons. Dino x Hibari, YAOI.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Mudcaked Shoes by peoplegrowandchange reviews
L is the loser, Misa is his model girlfriend, and Light is the man who stole her away. If L wants to get revenge on this guy, he'll have to get his hands dirty... or his feet. L/Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Recorded History by Tierfal reviews
Mello wakes up from the best one-night stand in recorded history. The only problem is that Matt's the one lying next to him. Not quite fluff, but not quite anything else, either...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Laptop by ViDez reviews
Why am I the uke?" Mello wailed. Near blinked in surprise. Fluffy MelloxNear, a bit of MattxNear flirting if you squint. Rated T for mild language. A bit of OOC-ness and shounen-ai.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Tragedy of Hikaru Hitachiin by lu.e3 reviews
Hikaru is experiencing a major disaster: Kaoru and Haruhi have switched bodies! This is his account of what happens. Mostly a weird HikaHaru romance, mixed with comedy, drama and some mystery.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,484 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F.
Surprise by t260g reviews
Deploying surprise in five... four...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
A Friend Indeed by AmoChan8878 reviews
You know, when you think about it...it probably REALLY sucks being chained to L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Coming Out by Soozen reviews
Sequal to Hide and Seek. Haruhi and Mori get caught.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Soco Amaretto Lime by Soozen reviews
When you're eighteen, everything changes. This is what happens when they all turn eighteen.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F.
FairyTales by buloy reviews
Sometimes, Fairy Tales become realities, but sometimes the ‘happily ever after’ becomes fantasies. KyouHaru -Sequel in Progress?-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Idiot by ChocolateOranges reviews
Ever wondered what will happen if an idiot picked up the Death Note ?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Salt in the Wound by vaudevillain king reviews
They have a pattern, like dominoes across the floor tracing back to the dry dirt of a grave. [Mello x Near, lime, oneshot.]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
I love you by abandonedaccount13 reviews
Jason's POV on the email Macy sent him... he isn't quite ready for I Love You's. ONESHOT
Truth About Forever - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector by Anne Packrat reviews
Not quite as bad as it sounds. Though I'm still going to hell for writing it. Riza Hawkeye vs. Roy Mustang in a bad hardboiled detective story. Rated for really bad double entendres, sexual language and situations, and excessive abuse of a single joke.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
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Haunted
Amy Pond didn't swear anything, not anymore.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
slash goggles reviews
Haru has a gift for spotting sexual tension. Sort of 8059.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Haru M., H. Gokudera - Complete
Morning reviews
After things have gone terribly wrong, Takeshi goes back. 8059. 1490 words.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Revenge! reviews
Gokudera gets revenge. For KHRFest, prompt: 7 64. Gokudera/Yamamoto – break-up; “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned.”
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Haru M., H. Gokudera - Complete
nightmares reviews
Sometimes, in this sick and twisted version of their future, Hayato hears Yamamoto crying, and it breaks his heart. For KHRfest, prompt: 5 70. Gokudera/Yamamoto - Bunk bed; "Nightmares"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/3/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Doubt reviews
I-Pin watches as Lambo loses his mind. For KHRFest, prompt: Lambo - "Lambo-san has saved the world! LAMBO-SAN ISN'T LYING!"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Lambo, I-Pin
Jealousy reviews
Hayato Gokudera is not the jealous type. Yamamoto/Gokudera. For KHRFest prompt: Yamamoto/Gokudera – Gokudera sees a girl dropping a love letter in Yamamoto’s bag; “I’m not jealous!”
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Still Fighting It reviews
Growing old is difficult, especially when it involves watching those you love die. For KHRFest, loose interpretation of prompt: Tsuna and his guardians-60 years later; "I’m going to take your temperature now, sir."
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
competition reviews
Tsuna sprouts boobies. Crack ensues. For KHRFest, prompt: Vongola Varia Kokuyo anyone - WTF? - Verde's invention goes awry and transform everybody in Namimori into the opposite gender for 24 hours.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Things We Do For Juice reviews
Tsuna woke up at four in the morning with a foul taste in his mouth and a distinct craving for orange juice. For KHRFest, prompt: Nights with the Varia; "Tsuna realized that the Varia mansion is a place for debauchery." Sex, crack, language.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
coping reviews
Tsuna's guardians all present emotions differently. Slashy if you squint. For KHRFest, prompt: Yamamoto/Gokudera - Coping; "You hide behind scowls, I hide behind smiles."
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
all those moments reviews
Wash plays with his dinosaurs and wonders what's going to happen to him.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Wash - Complete
someone must get hurt reviews
When a seventeen-year-old Gokudera is thrown into a rather dangerous situation with an older Yamamoto, he decides he likes his baseball-idiot better.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
warmth reviews
The first thing Hibari felt when he woke up was warmth. Dino/Hibari, morning after.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
calm in fsharp reviews
Yamamoto follows the sounds of music, and decides to return a favor. 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
denial reviews
It was three in the morning, and Gokudera was still firmly in denial. 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
these things reviews
Ten short pieces regarding love, longing, and, most often, sex. Various pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
true romance reviews
What they had wasn't love, but as long as he could pretend, he was happy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Event reviews
L sets up another scheme to draw Light in, but the consequences expand far past what anyone could have expected. L/Light. Rated M for language, sex, and disturbing amounts of concentrated fanboy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,624 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What If? reviews
What if the companion cube had been a sentient being? Oneshot, quite short. CCxGLaDOS, something of a stalkerfic. All from GLaDOS's POV.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
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