Author has written 51 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Doctor Who, Labyrinth, We Will Rock You, House of Night, Dracula, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, V for Vendetta, Once Upon a Time, and Hobbit.
Pen Name: MyraValhallah
Real Name: As if I'd put that
Country of Origin: England
Hi I'm Myra,
Doctor Who; Wicked; Greek Mythology; Phantom of the Opera; Labyrinth; We Will Rock You; Alice In Wonderland 2010; Les Miserables; Dracula, Once Upon A Time
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
COPY AND PASTE:
If you support AliceHatter, copy and paste this to your profile.(This applies to any Alice in Wonderland version!)
If you support ChristinexPhantom, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you can't stand Raoul, copy and paste this to your profile. (why can’t he just be a good boy and die?)
If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this to your profile! XD
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. WAY ahead of the game on that one. _
If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history; a real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names; a real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest; a real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile
If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.
If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If FANFICTION is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and Tarrant/Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on Septemer 19th)
If you think Helena Bonham Carter is sooooooo omg theres no doubt bout it AWESOME!, copy and paste this into you profile.
If you think that twilight isn't the greatest thing and people who are obssesed with it should get a life copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.[I take it as a compliment :)]
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs psas it on!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a*s?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DA*N!" we F*d up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a*s that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t!
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
FOUND ON DARIASILVER'S PROFILE FROM THE ORIGINAL TIM BURTON "ALICE IN WONDERLAND" SCREENPLAY...WHICH HE FOOLISHLY CUT OUT OF THE FINAL DRAFT!! GRRR!! READ IT IF YOU LOVE ALICEXHATTER!! 'CAUSE THIS PROVES A ROMANCE WAS PLANNED FOR THE MOVIE BETWEEN THE TWO!!
Behind her, a dark form rises. The Jabberwocky's vast wingspan darkens the clearing. It swings its reptilian head, whips its pronged tail, extends one deadly claw and adjusts its vest.
Taking in the daunting size of the creature, Alice can barely contain her fear. The Hatter takes her hand.
MAD HATTER: Listen for my voice.
ALICE: But this is impossible
MAD HATTER: Only if you believe it is.
His words spark a memory of her father.
ALICE: "Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
MAD HATTER: An excellent practice, but just at the moment, you should focus on the Jabberwocky.
MAD HATTER: Oh Frabjous Day! Callou! Callayl
He bursts into an enthusiastic dance of unbridled joy.
ALICE: What's he doing?
CHESHIRE CAT: Futterwacken.
At the end of his dance, the Hatter grabs Alice and kisses her passionately.
Chessur puts a comforting arm around the disappointed Mallymkun.
The White Queen leans down to the still bleeding neck to catch a drop of its blood into a vial.
WHITE QUEEN: And blood of the Jabberwocky.
She approaches Alice.
WHITE QUEEN: Alice. You have our everlasting gratitude. And for your efforts on our behalf.
The Queen hands the vial to her. Alice takes it.
ALICE: Is this the way home?
WHITE QUEEN: Drink.
Alice lifts the vial to her lips.
MAD HATTER: Don't.
MAD HATTER: Stay with us.
She gasps at the idea...the crazy mad idea. She looks at him and her gaze travels to the strange and wonderful beings she's met in this strange and wonderful place. But then, thoughts of her mother and sister and unfinished business intrude on her fantasy.
ALICE: I wish I could. But there are questions I have to answer.
She glances at the White Rabbit.
ALICE (continues): And things I'm late for doing.
She drinks the potion, shuddering at the taste.
MAD HATTER: You won't remember me.
ALICE: I will!
He abruptly kisses her one last time. He whispers.
MAD HATTER: Fairfarren, Alice.
ALICE: Fairfarren, Tarrant.
IF YOU JUST SQUEALED LIKE A CRAZY FANGIRL, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
DoctorxRose (Any but 10.5), MickeyxMartha, DonnaxJack, AmyxRory
Phantom Of The Opera:
ErikxChristine, ErikxMeg, some ErikxOC
(Raoul can go die)
JarethxSarah (Who else really)
We Will Rock You:
GalileoxScaramouch, BritxMeat, KashoggixKiller Queen (dunno, could happen...)
Alice In Wonderland 2010:
TarrantxAlice, StaynexOC, Aunt ImogenxOC
Nightmare Before Christmas:
(Cosette annoys me)
(Fletcher can go die)
Once Upon A Time
EmmaxBaelfire (adult of course)
Jefferson OC (generally Alice)
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