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Jackson, Where's My Paycheck?
by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Will the Snake Strangle the Lion?
by NumeralNerd reviews
Raped, cuts that wont heal, Hermione's cousin has his way with her during the summer. What will happen once he arrives at Hogwarts disguised as a teacher? Will Draco notice her change in behaviour? Or will he overlook the signs just as her friends do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,789 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
True Blood and Zombies
by Darkglare reviews
I've been watching too much AMC FearFest, Halloween 2010. Zombies begin rising, starting at the Fellowship of the Sun church in Dallas. Godric takes charge of local vampires to save human lives. As an afterthought, I've M'd this in case.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,525 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Godric, Eric N.
One of Us
by CarvedKid reviews
Ruby moves to the eventful town of Santa Carla. Little does she know, the strange boy she meets at the amusement park has plans involving her little sister, plans that will change her life forever. Can she learn to love the very one she fears? DavidxOC.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,920 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - David, OC
by Recipe reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
by S. McCoy reviews
Ariadne has tried to forget the pure creation of the dream world and content herself with her studies, but once you've been involved in something as singular as an inception, you become a commodity. One that some people wouldn't mind killing for.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,849 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
by Saiyaness28 reviews
Stella is being stalked by a vampire. After months of sinister threats, he's struck. She's been taken. Now her survival rests in the hands of another vampire, Wild, an agent of the Vampire Victim Protection Agency. Please leave a review if you want more!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010
The Look Out
by The Duckster reviews
Rose/Scorpius Romance - Rose is on look out for a family prank with Scorpius wanders by and stops to talk, When a professor starts to approach the only diversion she can think of is to snog the hell out of Scorpius. Only it goes much further then intended
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
When She Smiles
by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Dear Irritating Brat
by Samberlina reviews
Even Lord Voldemort enjoys simply pleasures, gaining a pen pal in Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kick 'n Kiss
by The Anonymite reviews
Arthur really ought to stop leaning back in his chair like that. I warn you, there is a pompous Frenchman OC in here. He makes a brief but infuriating to Ariadne, anyway appearance.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Sawdust and Ashes
by Finnigan Geist reviews
Jess knew full well that worse things than him hid in the darkness. UPDATE: this story is on permanent hiatus. Please see my profile for more information.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,797 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jess M., Luke D.
Life by the Lunar Cycle
by that's my piranha reviews
“He’s thoughts were elsewhere, focused on the wolf getting much too comfortably boisterous inside his torso.” When Oz begins missing more school than ever before, Willow isn’t so sure if it’s strictly ‘Dingoe’ business, or if he’s purposely avoiding her
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Oz, Willow R.
by Detestatleisure reviews
HP6: What if Hermione, not Harry, had found Draco sobbing in the boys' lavatory? What would have happened between them afterwards? M for coarse language, adult themes and attempted rape in Ch16. Ch20: Draco has an epiphany and requests a walk with 'Mione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,705 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Your Boyfriend Has Pointy Ears
by Kipling Bunny reviews
While on shore leave, Uhura takes Spock home to meet the family. Let's hope everything goes according to plan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show!
by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Once You Know
by Whisper.Winds reviews
They say once you know, you can never go back. The things Bella discovers while in the hands of an old foe during Edward's absence cannot be forgotten, but how will she deal with them? James/Bella. Romance/Drama. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,979 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - James, Bella
Totally Amanda: The Story Of Amanda Tucker
by imagination57 reviews
Amanda Tucker has just moved into Montana this year and has actually stuck with a family, gotten kidnapped by a hot, yet weird vampire, marked by an evil one. Now she is on the run with some rich vampire girl and her dumb sidekick. Can this get worse? Yes
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,488 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Boats against the Tide
by Meltha reviews
Spike looks at Drusilla and sees a million things: some that he loves, some that he hates, and some that he fears.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Spike, Drusilla - Complete
by Aeriel of Isternes reviews
While vampires have no souls, it does not mean they cannot feel. All in all, it's a good thing that Drusilla cannot remember-- at least for Angelus. Though his memory hangs between them, fic is essentially Spike/Dru
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Drusilla, Spike - Complete
Jess and Dean are Dead
by Wonderlandleighleigh reviews
Exactly what it looks like... Sequel to Trucks and Telephone Poles
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Jess M., Dean F.
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Three Beds in One Room reviews
SEX. Just joking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Oz and Willow are cute reviews
Ignore bad title please. This takes place during Amends in season 3 when Oz and Willow talk. Enjoy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Oz, Willow R. - Complete
If He'd Never Been Born reviews
It's a Wonderful Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008