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Joined 09-30-08, id: 1704896, Profile Updated: 06-25-12
Author has written 23 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Tales of the Abyss, Battle Royale, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Resident Evil, Nier, Mass Effect, and Silent Hill.

Hey, I'm Wren, seventeen years old, obsessed with men, and incredibly perverse. I'm in no way a writer, but I like shitting things out anyways.

Due to FF.net becoming incredible wankers over sex in fanfiction, it's likely I won't be posting much, at all, but I'm still writing if you're ever interested enough to want to ask for some samples.

In the mean time, hopefully some of my fanfictions will remain for your reading pleasure. I love comments and messages, so feel free to do either.

My favorite:

Video games: Mass Effect, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Ace Attorney, Professor Laytion, Nier, Deadly Premonition, Viewtiful Joe, Rayman Origins, No More Heroes, Paper Mario, Okami, Mother, Metal Gear Solid, Mischief Makers, Megaman, Limbo, Heavy Rain, Elite Beat Agents, Drakengard, Bastion, Braid, Yume Nikki, Chrono Trigger, Dead Rising.

Movies: Drive, Prometheus, the Avengers, the Artist, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, the South Park movie, Secretary, Quills, Serenity, Catch me if you Can, Team America: World Police, The Green Mile, Finding Neverland, Se7en, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Perseplois, Lilo and Stitch, Treasure Planet, the Life of David Gale, the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann movies, Perfect Blue, Road to El Dorado, Moon, The Sixth Sense, Spirited Away, Wall-E, The Breakfast Club, The Girl who Leapt Through Time, Pulp Fiction, Megamind, Rango, a Bug's Life, James and the Giant Peach, the Brother's Bloom, The Road, Around the World in 80 Days, the Iron Giant, The A-Team, V for Vendetta, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Holiday, No Counrty for Old Men, Connie and Carla, Penelope, Millenium Actress, Wayne's World, Inception, 9, the Usual Suspects, District 9, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Days Later, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Hot Fuzz, Tangled, Cat's Don't Dance, Anastasia, Pan's Labyrinth, Formula 17, Cloverfeld, Chicago, Hook, Toy Story, the Truman Show, Hercules, Paprika, Up, 5 Centimeters Per Second, Beauty and the Beast, Battle Royale, Shawshank Redemption, Kick-Ass, Despicable Me, Clockwork Orange, Cencoroll, Moon Child, The Suicide Club, Summer Wars, Peter Pan (2003).

Television Shows: Archer, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, South Park, Community, Twin Peaks, Torchwood, Doctor Who, the Venture Brothers, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Cybersix, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

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Rage Turns To Desire by ChristineFrollophile reviews
A Fresme one-shot that proves don't EVER turn your back on a very angry Claude Frollo! Esmeralda discovers what happens if you do.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Chosen by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
SH4. -SONGFIC- Only one person remains on the list of the 21 sacraments. Walter Sullivan lies awake and ponders about the choice he has to make... -The Song Is Called 'The Chosen' By Voltaire-
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Walter S., Henry T. - Complete
I love you not by Whisperings Of a Little Flower reviews
Albert Wesker x Chris Redfield. Wesker catches Chris off guard at an undisclosed Umbrella facility and confiscates the younger man's gun. What will happen?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/13/2007 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
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Maybe One Day reviews
A fic spanning across all three Mass Effect game, it chronicles Kaidan and Shepard's relationship from their first kiss to their nights together on the Normandy, and finally to the ending of the third game. Rated for sexual content, because I don't know how to read the rules.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Dominance reviews
Chris gets closer to Captain Wesker. Contains Yaoi, shounen ai, lemon, smut, boyxboy, what have you. Also light BDSM, or just normal BDSM, depending on who you are.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2011 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
The End
Weiss awakes in a post-apoclayptic world. He finds Nier, and an old friend and enemy, but things can only get worse for the old Grimoire. Language, violence, rape, boy on boy, Yaoi, etc.
Nier - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - G. Weiss, G. Noir
Beyond Recognition reviews
Asch has returned to visit Luke, and isn't very happy. Slight lemon/yaoi/boyxboy relationships.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Asch, Luke - Complete
Dear Captain, I love you reviews
Chris visits Wesker on Valentine's Day. Yaoi, one-shot, lemon, etc. ... yeh.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
The Fapmaster reviews
Leon jacks off after his encounter with Krauser, ignore the silly title. Or, embrace it, whatever's your thing. Yaoi, lemon, etc.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Leon S. K. - Complete
Love to Hate You reviews
Wesker visits Chris on Christmas Eve, smut ensues.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Time to Say Goodbye reviews
Leon S. Kennedy's next mission is to search for a girl in the infamous ghost town, Silent Hill. Pyramid Head x Leon rape, yaoi, guro, one-shot, whatever.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Leon S. K., Pyramid Head - Complete
A Bit of Happiness reviews
A Wesker x Chris one-shot. Yes, it's a lemon.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Nothing reviews
Luke misses Asch after Lorelei's revival, and realizes he's been there with him the whole times. Lemon.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Luke, Asch
This Feeling reviews
Itoshiki is visited by Kudo as he mopes around in his classroom. One-shot, lemon, yaoi, etc.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Nozomu I. - Complete
Dai Suki reviews
I always unintentionally start writing these, and then can't stop until I'm finished... Asch x Luke fic, contains Shounen-ai and such. Rated for sensuality.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Asch, Luke - Complete
Broken reviews
A short little Luke and Asch fanfic. A bit of shounen ai. Asch's POV. Written out of pure frustration, comments of any kind are appreciated.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Luke, Asch - Complete
My World reviews
It's Luke and Asch's birthday, and Asch wishes to celebrate in Grand Chokmah. Contains lemon, and lotsa' lovey dovey stuff.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Asch, Luke
Last Moment reviews
Spoilers, plz; If Luke had stayed around during Acsh's death. Rated for mild violence and language I guess
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Asch, Luke
A Fairy Tale reviews
It's been a year since Asch's death, and Luke can't help but miss him so much, even if his sense of dreams and reality have become distorted. Lemon, Yaoi, One shot, Asch x Luke, etc.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Asch, Luke - Complete
Just One Night reviews
Asch is supposed to love Natalia, Luke is supposed to love Tear. The two boys love each other madly, however, though they know it's not acceptable. But, when Asch gets Luke alone, for one night... Lemony Yaoi smutty. ... Ness. Possible out of character.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Asch, Luke - Complete
Emotionless reviews
If Kazuo hadn't killed Mitsuru right away, what would Mitsuru have said...?
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Ion's Sleepless Night reviews
Ion hadn't planned anything for they stay at the inn tonight. Until a certain someone invited themselves into his room... Luke x Ion, one-shot, yaoi, lemon. Enjoy, or not. :3
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Luke, Ion
Spoiled Brat reviews
After Dir en grey's night out drinking, Kaoru takes Toshiya home with him, and discovers what he /really/ thinks of the bassist. Yaoi, one-shot, lemon. ... Kaoru being a meanie-headness. ilu, Kaoru
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Tears reviews
Yoshiki, leader of X Japan, is madly in love with hide. When he is informed on certain events, he thinks back on times of him and his friend together. Shounen Ai/Boys love, don't read if ya' don't like, reviews are appreciated . **May make you cry.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Romanticist reviews
Gackt gets a night along with Hyde, and does what he can to please the other man. One shot, yaoi, lemon, hot J-Rockers, etc. ... Don't read it if ya' don't like, and on and on.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete